Street art indicates I am both cool and a little irreverent

This 3 year old Time Mag cover indicates media is different now. You control it.

These coloured people icons with dotted lines indicate connected consumers

If Myspace was a country it’d be the 8th largest country in the world … and somewhereyou’d probably never want to visit

Twitter screengrab is meant to show you what everyone is doing now

Rules I made up for using Twitter after using it for a year

1/ Be honest2/ Be transparent3/ Add value4/ Do what I say5/ Speak in riddles

This mans expression is indicative of everyone

Despite strong ratings and consumption TV is dead because I say so

Everything has changed so you no longer control your brand. It's controlled by people on social networks

Lucky for you I understand how to influence the conversation and can save you from imminent bankruptcy and irrelevance

Obama won the election because of Internet and nothing else

Confusing collection of silly named Web 2.0 businesses that probably don't exist.You're probably thinking – what the f*ck I've never heard of these … that is the point.

They're all massive.

Marketing is now this – if you don't know this you're a douche.You should now feel a little insecure about your handle on this marketing game

These guys are crowdsourcing – everyone does it

Hopefully now you're confused

Because I am available for consulting.