CALL OF THE COUGAR

2009SKI TRIP

I went skiing, right?S PKI TRI

SAME SHIT-SHOW DIFFERENT YEAR.

TIPSY McSTAGGER

SAME SHIT-SHOW DIFFERENT YEAR.

It’s all fun and games til someone gets bit.C GOUGAR HUNTIN

It’s all fun and games til someone gets bit.C GOUGAR HUNTIN

Raaarr!

C GOUGAR HUNTINPlease don’t hurt me.

there were more dudes here.MAN I WISH

That’s the refrigerator.

THAT’S NOT THE DOOR

Extra sausage.

DID SOMEONEORDER A PIZZA?

“Man, this shit is amphibious … my legs are all algae-y and I think I just

saw a frog….”

“My skin

itches.”

"Hey, somebody turn on the jets"

 

- Luke at 4am sitting in the cesspool out of spite

"These Doritos are wet.  They're not

even good." - J Lann as he stuffs his mouth full of hot tub water soaked

Doritos

OVERHEARD IN THE HOT TUB

lalalaallaala

YOU’LL NEVER GET THIS

This game sounded a lot cooler than it looks.

GARGOYLE COMPETITION

Q: How much do you think this place is worth?

A: How much is a 6 person hot tub?

Q: How much do you think this place is worth?

A: How much is a 6 person hot tub?

Now multiply that by 6, add $200.

Q: How much do you think this place is worth?

In the power of your dreams.BELIEVE

Like I like my pizza. Hot, ready, and five dollars.

I LIKE MY WOMEN

We should play beer pong with this giant orange.

IDEAS

HEY … WE DID GO SKIING!!??

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.COUGAR LODGE

My mom always told me this day would come.

LIVIN THE DREAM

Really. I don’t know what else to say …

THINGS HAPPENED

T YAST

MONK?POPE?

CHARACTER FROMSTREET FIGHTER?

CULT LEADER?WIIIZZZARD?

SNUGGIE!When you really don’t give a shit how you look.

V I R T U E

OVER 1BILLION SERVED

there were more dudes here.MAN I WISH

Bask drunk in a hot tub with at least 10 dudes in it. Check.BUCKET LIST

LAUSE2012

LAUSE2012

ANGRY ? PENSIVE?

HAPPY ? BADASSS.

It smells like unholy things have happened

in here.Open the windows…cold stink is

better than hot stink.

Don’t worry, this shit is Stainmaster® carpet

Did someone cook a goat in here?

Whenever I investigate a smell, I’ve found that the answer is never

good.

OFFDA

HOOK

Let me paint you a picture . .

Let me paint you a picture . .

You return from the ski trip, and Jasmine…

Now has the head of Matt Stockton…

and a lion’s …

body.

What do you do?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

S PKI TRIYou miss 100% of the ski trips you don’t take … and some of the ones that you take.

But that smell will always linger. Ski Trip 2009.

THE MEMORIES WILL FADE