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Carrie Underwood has won many awards. The biggest award might be her bill for the damage she causes to a boyfriend's car in her song "Before He Cheats." The damage caused is definitely more than a minor rock chip.
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A Glass Repair Assessment of a Shattered Relationship
CARRIE UNDERWOOD’S
“BEFORE HE CHEATS”
A car is considered totaled when a repair costs 75 percent of its market value.
“BEFORE HE CHEATS”
With the right insurance policy, the cheater may be fully reimbursed for Ms. Underwood’s outburst.
“BEFORE HE CHEATS”
Carrie Underwood’s baseball bat antics would cost her saboteur nearly $1,000 without insurance.
“BEFORE HE CHEATS”
It would cost the cheater $500 dollars to replace the cheater’s tires.
“BEFORE HE CHEATS”
In the United States, adultery is not considered a defense for vandalism charges.
“BEFORE HE CHEATS”
Summer, much like the heated feelings of adultery-induced anger, contributes to an increase in relationship vandalism cases.
“BEFORE HE CHEATS”
Halloween outpaces all other holidays on average with car vandalism, garnering 1,253 nationwide.
“BEFORE HE CHEATS”
Despite the song’s success, it holds the record for longest climb to the top of the billboard charts, taking 38 weeks to reach #1.
“BEFORE HE CHEATS”
You’ve been warned …
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