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Anderson Cooper’s Anderson Cooper’s (CNN) father is Wyatt (CNN) father is Wyatt Cooper, actor-writer Cooper, actor-writer
from Mississippi and his from Mississippi and his mother is Gloria mother is Gloria
VanderbiltVanderbilt
Anderson Cooper’s Anderson Cooper’s (CNN) father is Wyatt (CNN) father is Wyatt Cooper, actor-writer Cooper, actor-writer
from Mississippi and his from Mississippi and his mother is Gloria mother is Gloria
VanderbiltVanderbilt
“ “ By the time a man is wise By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, enough to watch his step,
he's too old to go anywhere. ’’ he's too old to go anywhere. ’’
Billy CrystalBilly Crystal
“ “ By the time a man is wise By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, enough to watch his step,
he's too old to go anywhere. ’’ he's too old to go anywhere. ’’
Billy CrystalBilly Crystal
How can overlook and How can overlook and oversee be opposites, oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and while quite a lot and
quite a few are alike ?quite a few are alike ?
How can overlook and How can overlook and oversee be opposites, oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and while quite a lot and
quite a few are alike ?quite a few are alike ?
The first surgeon says "I like to see accountants on my operating The first surgeon says "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up everything inside is table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered." numbered."
The second responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! The second responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says "No, I really think librarians are the best; The third surgeon says "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order." everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than
you said it would." you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
ass are interchangeable.ass are interchangeable.
The first surgeon says "I like to see accountants on my operating The first surgeon says "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up everything inside is table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered." numbered."
The second responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! The second responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says "No, I really think librarians are the best; The third surgeon says "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order." everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than
you said it would." you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
ass are interchangeable.ass are interchangeable.
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