A rabbit …jumped over a house …which smelled like a strawberry

A rabbit

…jumped over a house

…which smelled like a strawberry.

But it was really a flower

…which was watered by hot chocolate.

The hot chocolate was made out of walking socks!

The smell attracted a bee

…that lived in an apple

…inside a cloud

…that dropped acorns from the sky

…into my shoes

…which are the colour of grapes

…because an elephant stepped on them

…as an airplane soared overhead!

It was as slow as a snail

…who was eating a carrot

…while a squirrel scampered by

…with a ladybug on his tail

…that jumped onto a mushroom

…to catch a postage stamp

…that was blown by a pinwheel.

It blew my hat off, too

…so a zebra chased after it!

His nose was as red as cherries

…when they are scorched by a sun

…riding a boat.

It melted my ice cream

…so I put it on a skateboard

…and ate watermelon instead.

The seeds were the colour of my Mum’s new dress

…which she put on my goldfish

…to pop a balloon

…shaped like a kite

…which bounced on top of a snowman

…who was trying to eat a book.

When he bit into the book, it turned into a drum

…and rolled under a horse

…that had sticky tape on its legs.

The tape came off a birthday cake

…which was teetering on top of a ladder

…made out of tennis rackets.

A banana climbed its strings

…then jumped over a farm

…which lit up when plugged into an electric outlet!

It woke up a sleeping teddy bear

…who climbed out of his box

…walking like a crab

…bumped into a growling daffodil.

“I’m not afraid of you!” said a dog

…whose bark was as musical as a bell

…that rings out bubbles into the air

…which are popped by a bicycle

…ridden by a bird

…drinking tea.

“Don’t drink that tea!” cried a bossy dolphin

…as he wrote on his clipboard

…then used it as a hammer

…to break up his chili pepper sandwich.

The chili was so hot it steamed up his glasses

…and they shattered into diamonds!

The diamonds formed a hoop

…that hopped into a passing car

…driven by a gold watch

…perched atop a tricycle

…so that he could see a rocking horse

…wearing red lipstick

…that was made in a mansion.

Number 3’s were coming out of the chimney

…so I put them into my umbrella

…and stirred them with a cassette tape

…whose song made a nearby cane dance

…into a tepee

…where a saw lay

…on top of a light bulb

…that was safety pinned

…to a toothbrush

The toothbrush was decorated with a leaf

…that dropped out of a bag

…which floated through the air with a hot air balloon

…made out of a silk shirt.

A camera was stuck in the shirt sleeve

…until a ballerina pulled it out

…and put it on her computer.

On the computer screen was a slippery trout

…that flipped when he heard a violin

…played by a butterfly

…perched on a Christmas tree

…decorated with letters.

The letters were about a sad little hotdog

…who jumped into a toaster

…to escape from a lobster

…who was talking on a telephone

…to his friend rhinoceros

…who was a captain of a nearby ship

…that studied in an artist’s paint palette.

The paint splashed into a baby carriage

…where a guitar was taking a nap

…before watching a ferris wheel

…spin a ruler into the air

…which sneezed and blew a feather to the ground.