“and God stood in heaven and proclaimed in a deep and awe inspiring voice, let their be…”

“and God stood in heaven and proclaimed in a deep and awe inspiring voice, let their be…”

“…and everything to do with monkeys”

God was walking thru heaven,.,.,. Nah wait a minute

God was rolling thru heaven in his Toyota supra (that’s better)

As he was cruising he glanced out of his window down on to the world he had recently created and thought that it lacked something.

MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS

So God took it to the board of directors (being God urd of thought he wouldn’t have to)

“We need monkeys”

“don’t be daft g-man”

“we don’t need monkeys there stupid and fick creatures”

“We wish you a merry xmas”

This didn’t impress god

“Damn u all to satins HELLLLLLLLLLLLL”

Saying this god whips out his MP5-SD5 and wages war on the directors

Ha ha die weird Chinese man

“U cannot kill me god I shall set trinity and the evil staring eyes on u”

“she can not kill me”

“Damn that hurt.., but she is no good against my SAM launcher”

Trinity noo

U killed my pussy

u bas

Shut up crazy white virgin

Now what

Father, Trinity could be a great help, and I

for one welcome monkeys.lord I can

resurrect her

Go on then. hurry this coming of

Christ would be nice

Hermes give me speed, Zeus give me power, Hercules give me strength,

Springer give me Steve

Steve

(God)

Lo Steve By the power I stole from Springer I little choir boy

command you trinity to rise from the ashes

Ouch!

End of part oneWell that was fun

Part 2

And

Create Monkeys © ™ ®

Lets create those

monkeys

Miawooooooo

Yes…well…I will anyway.

Ohh yea hold me down look

out Its Da g-man coming thru

Hello there I just created u

Oh yea im a monkey wit a gun, im an stone cold killer

Hi there monkey I see god finally created you

then

“grunt”

End of part 2

Part 3

Show me wot your got dumb monkey

F***

“grunt”

-7HP

Final fantasy style

My turn

Go laser eyes

Crazy bitch cat I aint finished yet

Crazy lightning bolt

End of part 4

Damn life force fading eye sight going. Blah blah blah blah.ugghhhghgh

What you going to do know

I am gonna tear you

limb from limb

Part 5

You wont dare

Wanna bet monkey boy?!?!

Come my followers!

Now what you going to

do?

I will…Before you answerer…

My friends attack

Meanwhile…

Where is she?

What's this?

Its trinity wit a gun

You hear ‘bout bill

Yeah bullet went straight through the

brain

Die, you dumb dicks.

Now its your turn?

You cant escape

me

Just you and me now!!

Bring it on!!

End of part 5

Part 6

TrinityMonkey

FightMissed me!

Gimme more

Deploy singing hamster

Wail wail wail wail my name is gail wail wail wail my name

is gail

Nooooooooo I canne take any more capn’

shes gonna blow

Looks like I won, but the price was unbearable

remember kids don’t play wit guns, lasers or SAM launcher,

ask sam first.

THE END

Trinity

Staring

Monkey McGuire

Joe JuilaniWeird Chinese man

Written, produced and directed by Cavell

Virgin Mary LIL’ choir boy

Steve

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