Being a first lady

Their replies;

Yes,I wanted to be a first lady only for myhusband but I couldn’t.There is an otherwoman behind us.

I didn’t want to be a first lady but I burned.what could I do ?I’m special (big-nosed)

Why not?we must want it.we must want tohave all the things in this world but where areour girls where are the our woman.We must be managed by woman.you must join to ourfeministic boycott.I’m defences for freedomwoman..

I know every girl in here they want to be

a first lady for their translation jobs

And they don’t want to be a first lady for

this country because there are endless

responsibilities...

Firstly , you can’t be bored from

anything..

Love formality ceremonies and serious

receptions.

You must be helpful for woman

for children

for disabled

for animals for old-ageds

but not man problems(we don’t care about them)

You must listen all the problems qarefully all thetimes.you can’t escape!

You must visit around the world and you

can’t make a fuss about trifles.(don’t say

ofss,puffs!)

You can’t have long holiday to relax only

you can go for short politician visits..

with different countries’ first ladies

with soldiers

with opposing

with terrorists

with all races

and mostly with your dangerousenemies

Always smiley (be cheerful)

Noteing hands from the bus to your

people

Throw some flowers to your nation.

Shake hands with all man and all

people.(it mustn’t be a trouble for you)

You must know to greet soldiers

Seen to us like us

(like in common)

You can wear

tailor(suits)

You must love pearl

earings (it is a big

clishe but sorry you

must)

You can’t seen to us

a teenager

And you must lovehigh-heeled shoes

it was Christian Louboutin?

You can’t buy expensive shoes

because your people can talk aboutyour expensive shoes..

you can’t buy cheap shoes becauseyou are advertisement for your country

you can’t buy foreigner conceptionsbecause you represantative for yourcountry

you can’t copying other country but you must be local elegant..

Wearing is the most difficult responsibility

because it is the most important topic

for world news..

Be kind and honest

(it means that’; be the best liar’)

Be serious-minded (for ex; you can’t

laugh loudly in common)

Be peaceable

Be well-mannered

(sitting,standing,ex.)

Be photogenic..

You must attention for your lifestyle.

İf you dance on tv you can be only

sensational.

Like Denmark minister ‘s wife

‘’Anne-Mette Rasmussen ‘’

Being a good player on

Political

Echonomical

Sosyological

and the other chaos

games.

Good at making quick replies

Be a good speaker

Be a good at silent also.

You can’t have long walking in the street

(Because your nation doesn’t like you.)

You can’t watch tv for entertainment

You can’t read newspapers completely

(because you can see your enemies on there

and your husband is talking on the tv again,

it is so boring because he is talking about his country again,not you.you are second not first..WİN YOUR JEAULOUSY!)

You can’t be angry or you can’t cry for

something for a long times because you

must refresh your brain only your country

problems it doesn’t have to be your

personal problem in your brain.

Being a really lonely person in crowdeds.

Don’t worry about your future.

(be cool-blooded)

For ex. Don’t scare about assassinations..

(İn a car or a plane bomb!)

Their children can’t grow up like a real

child

He can sit a prime minister’s armchair in

his young olds.It is not suitable job for him

but he saw his fathers sweet glaps.

Their children can speak like a really

dictator it isn’t cute.

It’s your new house but you are missing

your tiny house because you can’t find

true toilet in this big house easily

(in the Çankaya)

We know you missed eating chickens

with your hands..

We know you can’t want to have this

black cars like this,the world isn’t only

black..

a weddig party for your children in the

Çırağan Palace( it is old fashion now.you

can find different place.)

First ladies don’t have to sent their

children to America for their university

certainly. Maybe they don’t know our

universities in here(!) (what a pity, they’ll

miss their children..)

The children can’t be stupid for his

fathers impression (poor children they

must be brainy ..)

Because of all these reasons;

Sometimes you choose hidden with your

modest from the

others..intelligent

Man to intelligent

woman

They are engineers..

Like her ; She wants to say only

her operas.She doesn’t wants to be a first

lady..

DİANA..

İt’s the great name in the Turkish means

‘dayana..bilirsen( bu hayata)’

or die!-ana

She was the real first lady completely.

And anybody couldn’t be like her.

She was the hero in the first ladies.…

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Latife

we had some different first ladies.These

ladies wrote the our history.

Being an ordinary person

is the most confident and comfortablething for our lives.

We can have funnier times in our normal lives..

We can wear everything.

We can say everything to everybody.

What do we want to do ? we can do..

we haven’t got a followers in our back with black shadows.

‘The first is here where is the second?’

freedom is the most important real thing in human life and we are the first luckiestladies because they haven’t got a freedomlike us..

’freedom for all woman!’

‘and don’t be quite if you quiet ,the queue will come to you!’

( susma sustukça sıra sana gelecek :p)