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100:01:33,012 --> 00:01:36,597Address unknown.
200:01:36,649 --> 00:01:42,019Honey child, I ain'teven got a trace of ya.
300:01:42,021 --> 00:01:44,856You know one thing?
400:01:44,858 --> 00:01:50,695I'd give anything in the worldjust to see the face of ya.
500:01:53,533 --> 00:01:58,369I was a fool to stay away from you,
600:01:58,371 --> 00:02:01,088
and everything else so long.
700:02:03,710 --> 00:02:06,344I should have been diplomatic
800:02:06,379 --> 00:02:11,549and figured that some day,you'd be solid gone.
900:02:53,259 --> 00:02:55,059
Yeah, that is some detail.
1000:02:55,094 --> 00:02:57,478That is some Western detail right there...
1100:02:57,513 --> 00:02:59,680Western detail, attention to detail.
1200:02:59,732 --> 00:03:02,099Look, he's even got the spurs
on the back of his boots.
1300:03:02,101 --> 00:03:04,936- And they're sharp. They are.- I love it.
1400:03:04,938 --> 00:03:06,771Well, the clock is gone
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on this piece, Christine, so...
1500:03:06,773 --> 00:03:09,407- Oh, my goodness!- Well, let's just move on.
1600:03:09,442 --> 00:03:10,825Well, from time to time,
1700:03:10,860 --> 00:03:13,244people make mistakes... That's okay.
1800:03:13,279 --> 00:03:16,247This is our first renoir of the evening.
1900:03:16,282 --> 00:03:19,083This is a heliogravure,which is an etching.
2000:03:19,118 --> 00:03:22,086It was hand-pulled from acopper plate in Paris in 1919.
2100:03:22,121 --> 00:03:24,705We know this because that'swhat it says on the back,
2200:03:24,757 --> 00:03:26,340where the certificate
of authenticity is located.
2300:03:26,376 --> 00:03:28,542Just as lovely as can be.
2400:03:28,595 --> 00:03:31,379Look at the soft, delicate shading.Very feminine.
2500:03:31,431 --> 00:03:33,798
This is a limited edition.
2600:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,018This is what you're looking forif you are a Renoir fan.
2700:03:37,053 --> 00:03:39,020100... Oh, my goodness.
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Right at the buzzer.
2800:03:39,055 --> 00:03:40,972Whoo! Good.
2900:03:40,974 --> 00:03:43,808One of the few exceptions isthe African pancake tortoise,
3000:03:43,810 --> 00:03:45,810which has a flat, flexible shell
3100:03:45,812 --> 00:03:48,029that allows it to hide in rock crevasses.
3200:03:48,064 --> 00:03:51,065Big swath of light to moderate snow
33
00:03:51,117 --> 00:03:53,701from the broken bow areadown toward Kearney, Hastings,
3400:03:53,736 --> 00:03:56,537Grand Island... That is allmoving in our direction.
3500:03:56,572 --> 00:03:58,739So I do think, around 7:00 to 8:00,
3600:03:58,791 --> 00:04:02,159the snow will become prettysteady here across the region
3700:04:02,161 --> 00:04:03,995with all this moving on top of us,
3800:04:03,997 --> 00:04:05,997and that's really gonnaknock down visibilities.
3900:04:05,999 --> 00:04:07,999And, again, snow-covered roads
4000:04:08,001 --> 00:04:10,217are gonna be definitelylikely this evening,
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4100:04:10,253 --> 00:04:12,420making it even slippier... Or more...
4200:04:12,472 --> 00:04:14,839More slippery than it isout there at this time.
4300:04:14,841 --> 00:04:17,058There's that winter-weatheradvisory in effect
4400:04:17,093 --> 00:04:18,893until very early tomorrow morning.
4500:04:18,928 --> 00:04:20,678We're gonna talk snowfall totals
4600:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,314
coming up after more news.
4700:04:23,349 --> 00:04:25,149Will bitter, cold weather
4800:04:25,184 --> 00:04:26,767help break up the compaction issues
4900:04:26,819 --> 00:04:28,436we created this fall in our fields?
5000:04:28,488 --> 00:04:30,104Well, we'll show you where it will
5100:04:30,156 --> 00:04:31,772and where it won'tduring today's iron talk.
5200:04:31,824 --> 00:04:34,025When it comes to compaction...
5300:04:34,027 --> 00:04:35,660There's really two differenttypes of compaction.
5400:04:35,695 --> 00:04:37,111There's vertical compaction,
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5500:04:37,163 --> 00:04:38,746and there's horizontal compaction.
5600:04:38,781 --> 00:04:40,281And there's a big difference.
5700:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,199With horizontal compaction,
5800:04:42,201 --> 00:04:44,618there really isn't much hopefor help from a freeze thaw.
5900:04:44,671 --> 00:04:48,370And the reason why, as thathard, compacted layer swells
6000:04:48,970 --> 00:04:51,670
And then, in the spring, thawsback out and settles back down.
6100:04:52,270 --> 00:04:54,270There's really no breaking upof the compaction.
6200:04:54,470 --> 00:04:57,722With a vertical zone,when compaction swells out,
6300:04:57,770 --> 00:04:59,386and then it breaks up in the spring,
6400:04:59,470 --> 00:05:01,019then you can actuallyget a little bit of help.
6500:05:01,055 --> 00:05:02,854So if you have somehorizontal compaction...
6600:05:02,890 --> 00:05:04,856created by doing some tillage
6700:05:04,892 --> 00:05:06,475when it was a little too wet, or...
68
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00:05:14,735 --> 00:05:18,704Don't let false allegationsbully you into an unfair fight.
6900:05:18,739 --> 00:05:22,241Hi, I'm Saul Goodman, and Iwill do the fighting for you.
7000:05:22,338 --> 00:05:24,171No charge is too big for me.
7100:05:24,223 --> 00:05:27,591When legal forces have youcornered, better call Saul!
7200:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,095I'll get your case dismissed.
7300:05:31,097 --> 00:05:34,598
I'll give you the defense you deserve. Why?
7400:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,817Because I'm Saul Goodman, attorney-at-law.
7500:05:36,853 --> 00:05:39,236I investigate, advocate, persuade,
7600:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,856and, most importantly, win!
7700:05:41,908 --> 00:05:44,692Better call Saul.
7800:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,494Do you feel doomed?
7900:05:46,529 --> 00:05:48,913Have opponents of freedomwrongly intimidated you?
8000:05:48,948 --> 00:05:50,915Maybe they told youthat you're in serious trouble
8100:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,783and there's nothing you can do about it.
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8200:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,786I'm Saul Goodman, and I'm hereto tell you that they're wrong.
8300:05:55,788 --> 00:05:58,556It's never too latefor justice. Better call...
8400:06:03,285 --> 00:06:07,885Synced and corrected by oykubuyukwww.addic7ed.com
8500:07:31,444 --> 00:07:34,245Think back... Your brain...
8600:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,081I... It's just not all there yet.
87
00:07:37,116 --> 00:07:38,699Uh, if we were all held responsible
8800:07:38,701 --> 00:07:41,285For what we did when we were 19...
8900:07:43,706 --> 00:07:48,008I remember what it was liketo be a kid. Think back.
90
00:07:48,044 --> 00:07:52,012Tell 'em, judge, what would you say?
9100:07:52,048 --> 00:07:55,015These boys... 19.
9200:07:55,051 --> 00:07:58,219I can't... I don't...These three young men...
93
00:07:58,221 --> 00:07:59,937Just like you.
9400:07:59,972 --> 00:08:02,790- Just like you.- Psst!
9500:08:17,707 --> 00:08:21,325
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Oh, to be 19 again... Youwith me, ladies and gentlemen?
9600:08:21,377 --> 00:08:23,544Do you remember 19?
9700:08:23,579 --> 00:08:26,547Let me tell you... The juices are flowing.
9800:08:26,582 --> 00:08:28,749The red corpuscles are corpuscling,
9900:08:28,751 --> 00:08:31,969the grass is green, and it's soft,
10000:08:32,004 --> 00:08:34,755and summer's gonna last forever.
101
00:08:34,757 --> 00:08:37,925Now, do you remember?
10200:08:37,927 --> 00:08:40,761Yeah, you do.
10300:08:40,763 --> 00:08:43,981But if you're being honest...I mean, well, really honest,
104
00:08:44,016 --> 00:08:45,816you'll recall that you also had
10500:08:45,851 --> 00:08:48,485an underdeveloped 19-year-old brain.
10600:08:48,521 --> 00:08:52,906Me, personally, I... It...If I were held accountable
107
00:08:52,942 --> 00:08:55,326for some of the stupid decisions I made
10800:08:55,361 --> 00:08:58,746when I was 19... Oh, boy, wow.
10900:08:58,781 --> 00:09:03,167And I bet if we were in church
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right now, I'd get a big "amen!"
11000:09:03,202 --> 00:09:05,369Which brings us to these three...
11100:09:05,421 --> 00:09:09,373Now, these three knuckleheads...
11200:09:09,425 --> 00:09:11,375And I'm sorry, boys,but that's what you are...
11300:09:11,427 --> 00:09:14,378They did a dumb thing.We're not denying that.
11400:09:14,430 --> 00:09:17,798However, I would like youto remember two salient facts.
11500:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,635Fact one... Nobody got hurt, not a soul.
11600:09:21,637 --> 00:09:23,604Very important to keep that in mind.
11700:09:23,639 --> 00:09:26,807Fact two... Now, the prosecution
11800:09:26,809 --> 00:09:30,644keeps bandying this term"criminal trespass."
11900:09:30,646 --> 00:09:33,063Mr. Spinowzo, the property owner,
12000:09:33,115 --> 00:09:36,700admitted to us that he keepsmost portions of his business
12100:09:36,736 --> 00:09:39,536open to the public both day and night.
12200:09:39,572 --> 00:09:42,956So, trespassing?
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00:09:42,992 --> 00:09:45,576That's a bit of a reach...Don't you think, Dave?
12400:09:45,628 --> 00:09:49,213Here's what I know...
12500:09:49,248 --> 00:09:53,834These three young men,near honors students all,
12600:09:53,836 --> 00:09:55,836were feeling their oats one Saturday night,
12700:09:55,838 --> 00:09:59,473and they just... Went a little bananas.
12800:09:59,508 --> 00:10:01,675I don't know.
12900:10:01,677 --> 00:10:04,094Call me crazy, but Idon't think they deserve
13000:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,513to have their bright futures ruined
13100:10:06,515 --> 00:10:08,599by a momentary, minute,
13200:10:08,651 --> 00:10:12,436never-to-be-repeated lapse of judgment.
13300:10:12,488 --> 00:10:17,524Ladies and gentlemen,you're bigger than that.
13400:11:14,583 --> 00:11:16,583- Kenny, Kenny, are you rolling?
- Yeah, yeah. Wait a minute.
13500:11:16,585 --> 00:11:18,469Yeah, baby, yeah!
13600:11:18,504 --> 00:11:20,888But, dude... but, dude, pipedown. Chill out, would you?
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13700:11:20,923 --> 00:11:23,223Hey, Mrs. Watson'sfourth-period biology class,
13800:11:23,259 --> 00:11:25,426this one's for you.Watch and learn, losers.
13900:11:25,428 --> 00:11:27,678Oh, yeah!
14000:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,763Ohh!
14100:11:29,765 --> 00:11:31,849- Oh, God!- Dude! Where did all the blood go?!
14200:11:31,901 --> 00:11:34,067Dude, he's dead.They suck it all out, dumbass.
14300:11:34,103 --> 00:11:36,069Awesome. Where do they put it?
14400:11:36,105 --> 00:11:38,071All right, g... I'm thoughthe neck bone now, dude.
14500:11:38,107 --> 00:11:40,190Oh, nice. Kenny, get over here, man.
14600:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,825I'm... I'm getting it. Get...Get... Get this out of here.
14700:11:41,861 --> 00:11:43,410All right. All right, fine.
14800:11:43,446 --> 00:11:44,495Here, let me do it.
14900:11:44,530 --> 00:11:45,696- I got it!- All right.
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15000:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,830Oh, oh-oh! Get that.
15100:11:46,866 --> 00:11:48,449All right. Oh, my God.
15200:11:48,451 --> 00:11:50,451Ohh! Here, let me do it.
15300:11:50,453 --> 00:11:52,186Dude, get off!
15400:11:52,221 --> 00:11:53,220Chill out.
15500:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,688All right. Wait, wait.
15600:11:54,723 --> 00:11:56,757Ohh. Ohh. Okay, wait for it. Wait.
15700:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,759Ohh!
15800:11:58,794 --> 00:12:01,595Yeah! Oh!
159
00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:02,880Whoo! Whoo!
16000:12:02,932 --> 00:12:04,181Come on! Yeah, baby, yeah!
16100:12:04,216 --> 00:12:06,099This dude was...
16200:12:06,135 --> 00:12:08,552
Dude, I dare you to stickyour wang in the throat hole.
16300:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,187- I will if you will, loser.- Oh!
16400:12:10,222 --> 00:12:12,806
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All right, all right!
16500:12:12,808 --> 00:12:14,224What the hell kind of math is that?
16600:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,859$700 per defense.
16700:12:15,895 --> 00:12:18,278No, no, no. "Defendant." "...dant."
16800:12:18,314 --> 00:12:21,482Three defendants, $2,100,which, by the way, bargain...
16900:12:21,484 --> 00:12:22,900What I did for them.
170
00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:24,902They going to jail, ain't they?
17100:12:24,954 --> 00:12:27,237So, since when does that matter?!
17200:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,623They... They had sex with a head!
17300:12:29,658 --> 00:12:32,242
Look, didn't nobody tell you totry all three of them together.
17400:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,378One trial... $700.
17500:12:34,413 --> 00:12:35,996You're gonna miss me.You are gonna miss me.
176
00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:37,664'Cause it'll be a cold day in hell
17700:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,967before I do any more P.D. Workfor this shitty court!
17800:12:40,002 --> 00:12:41,468
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Sayonara, baby!
17900:12:41,504 --> 00:12:44,338You have yourself a nice day.
18000:13:07,997 --> 00:13:09,947Law offices of James Mcgill.
18100:13:09,999 --> 00:13:11,949How may I direct your call?
18200:13:13,452 --> 00:13:15,619Yes, Mrs. Kettleman,so good of you to return.
18300:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,038Actually, I don't haveMr. Mcgill at the moment,
18400:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,458but I know he'd...
18500:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,043Oh, splendid.
18600:13:23,045 --> 00:13:25,879Uh, unfortunately,our offices are being painted
18700:13:25,881 --> 00:13:27,381and the fumes are quite horrid.
18800:13:27,383 --> 00:13:30,384Um, uh, could he meet youand your husband at, say,
18900:13:30,386 --> 00:13:32,886uh, Loyola's Cafe on Central?
19000:13:34,557 --> 00:13:38,3924:00 it shall be. Cheers.
19100:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,511$3.
19200:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,730
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Uh, I'm validated. See the stickers?
19300:14:16,765 --> 00:14:18,348Well, I see five stickers.
19400:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,567You're one shy. It's $3.
19500:14:20,603 --> 00:14:23,770They gave me... Look.
19600:14:23,772 --> 00:14:26,406I'm validated for the entire day, okay?
19700:14:26,442 --> 00:14:28,825Five stickers, six stickers...I don't know from stickers
198
00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:31,445because I was in that court back there
19900:14:31,447 --> 00:14:33,447saving people's lives, so...
20000:14:33,449 --> 00:14:35,666Well, gee, that's swell.
20100:14:35,701 --> 00:14:39,086
And thank you for restoringmy faith in the judicial system.
20200:14:39,121 --> 00:14:42,706Now you either pay the $3,or you go back inside
20300:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,008and you get an additional sticker.
204
00:14:45,044 --> 00:14:49,630Son of a bitch.
20500:14:49,632 --> 00:14:52,132Fine. You win. Hooray for you.
20600:14:52,134 --> 00:14:54,351Backing up!
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20700:14:54,386 --> 00:14:56,637I have to back up! I need more stickers!
20800:14:56,639 --> 00:14:58,355Don't have enough stickers!
20900:14:58,390 --> 00:15:01,808Thank you! Thank you... Very nice!
21000:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,867Employee of the month over here!
21100:15:10,903 --> 00:15:12,486Yeah!
21200:15:12,488 --> 00:15:14,655Hooray! Give him a medal!
21300:15:14,657 --> 00:15:18,625Don't do anything, guys.Just relax, all right?
21400:15:18,661 --> 00:15:23,630Well, I'm just fuzzy as towhy you think he needs a lawyer.
21500:15:23,666 --> 00:15:27,834
I mean, Craig, the way you runyour office is beyond reproach.
21600:15:27,836 --> 00:15:29,469Yeah. Yeah. Beyond reproach.
21700:15:29,505 --> 00:15:30,887Yeah. I'm a stickler, you know, for...
21800:15:30,923 --> 00:15:32,889
He is. He's a stickler with the money.
21900:15:32,925 --> 00:15:34,508- He's definitely a stickler.- Yeah. Yeah.
22000:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,760I mean, he's certainly
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not guilty of some...
22100:15:36,812 --> 00:15:39,980Is certainly not. He's innocentof any wrongdoing.
22200:15:40,015 --> 00:15:41,898That's abundantly clear to me.
22300:15:41,934 --> 00:15:45,519And frankly, I don't go lookingfor guilty people to represent.
22400:15:45,521 --> 00:15:48,105I mean who needs that aggravation, right?
22500:15:48,157 --> 00:15:49,523Right.
22600:15:49,525 --> 00:15:52,743Look, all I knowis what I read in the paper.
22700:15:52,778 --> 00:15:56,446And typically, when money goes missing
22800:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,081from the county treasury...And the number here is,
22900:15:58,117 --> 00:15:59,282uh, $1.6 million...
23000:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,534Well, that's an accounting...
23100:16:00,536 --> 00:16:01,785It's an accounting discrepancy.
23200:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,036It's a discrepancy, absolutely.
23300:16:03,038 --> 00:16:06,256But typically, when that happens,
23400:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,458
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the police look at the treasurer.
23500:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,845And since that person is, uh...
23600:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,098I just think a littleproactivity may be in order.
23700:16:15,134 --> 00:16:17,267Well...
23800:16:17,302 --> 00:16:19,386You know, I just think I'dlook guilty if I hired a lawyer.
23900:16:19,388 --> 00:16:21,288- Yeah.- No.
24000:16:21,323 --> 00:16:24,891Actually, it's getting arrestedthat makes people look guilty,
24100:16:24,893 --> 00:16:26,393even the innocent ones,
24200:16:26,395 --> 00:16:28,228and innocent people get arrested every day.
24300:16:28,230 --> 00:16:31,231And they find themselves in a little room
24400:16:31,233 --> 00:16:34,651with a detective who actslike he's their best friend.
24500:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,654"Talk to me," he says. Uh,
"help me clear this thing up.
24600:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,623You don't need a lawyer... Onlyguilty people need lawyers."
24700:16:39,658 --> 00:16:40,907And boom!
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24800:16:40,909 --> 00:16:43,493Hey, that's when it all goes south.
24900:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,495That's when you want someonein your corner,
25000:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,999someone who will fight tooth and nail.
25100:16:50,419 --> 00:16:52,052Lawyers... You know,we're like health insurance.
25200:16:52,087 --> 00:16:53,336You hope you never need it.
253
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:56,173But, man, oh, man, not having it... No.
25400:16:58,065 --> 00:17:00,032How would we proceed
25500:17:00,067 --> 00:17:03,666- if we decided to, uh...- Oh, well, this is a...
256
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:06,082Letter of engagement.
25700:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,799It's very simple, straightforward.
25800:17:07,834 --> 00:17:11,252Please, uh, read it closely,but if you sign it, um,
259
00:17:11,254 --> 00:17:14,672I can get startedon that defense strategy of ours
26000:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,090this very afternoon.
26100:17:31,775 --> 00:17:34,158
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Craig...
26200:17:34,194 --> 00:17:37,578I think maybe we should sleep on it.
26300:17:37,614 --> 00:17:41,199Uh... Sure.
26400:17:41,251 --> 00:17:42,834Don't you think, Mr. Mcgill?
26500:17:42,869 --> 00:17:44,252Maybe we should sleep on it.
26600:17:44,287 --> 00:17:46,454Oh, oh, please, call me "Jimmy."
26700:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,089
A... Absolutely.
26800:17:48,124 --> 00:17:49,958I mean, there's no rush.
26900:17:49,960 --> 00:17:54,028You... Oh, and, you know, Craig,we got to pick up the kids...
27000:17:54,064 --> 00:17:56,965
- Oh. Right. Yeah...- At the...Yeah. Right.
27100:17:56,967 --> 00:17:59,717Well, uh, we will be in touch.
27200:17:59,769 --> 00:18:03,354Oh. Uh, thank you for thecoffee and for the advice.
273
00:18:03,390 --> 00:18:04,772You're very, very welcome.
27400:18:04,808 --> 00:18:05,773Oh!
27500:18:05,809 --> 00:18:08,393Um, here. Take this.
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27600:18:08,445 --> 00:18:11,612It's, uh... It's got my phone number on it.
27700:18:11,648 --> 00:18:14,983- Yeah. Okay.- Got it.
27800:18:25,662 --> 00:18:34,085The number is 9456-0054-4896-0643,
27900:18:34,137 --> 00:18:37,088and the expiration is 11/04.
28000:18:37,140 --> 00:18:40,308Okay, and the keyword hereis "classy," all right?
281
00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:43,928Super classy... Use only flowersthat look expensive,
28200:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,763but, you know, aren't.
28300:18:45,815 --> 00:18:50,768Uh, and the note should say"Dear Betsy and Craig,"
28400:18:50,820 --> 00:18:54,405uh, "best wishesfrom your stickler for justice",
28500:18:54,441 --> 00:18:55,823James Mcgill."
28600:18:55,859 --> 00:18:58,659Okay? And "Mcgill" is spelled "m-c..."
28700:18:58,695 --> 00:19:01,863Well, run it again.Oh, no, no, no. It's paid up.
28800:19:01,865 --> 00:19:02,864Run it again.
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00:19:02,866 --> 00:19:03,865Oh!
29000:19:09,456 --> 00:19:10,872Oh...
29100:19:14,344 --> 00:19:16,711Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
29200:19:16,713 --> 00:19:18,129Oh, my God! Ohh.
29300:19:18,181 --> 00:19:19,964Cal, Cal! Look at me!
29400:19:20,016 --> 00:19:21,599Buddy, look at me. Are you okay?
295
00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:23,634Say something. What did you do?
29600:19:23,686 --> 00:19:25,453- I did...- What did you do to my brother?
29700:19:25,485 --> 00:19:26,235Why don't you look where you're going?!
298
00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:27,951I was making a turn!He came out of nowhere!
29900:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,168You freaking hit him, man!
30000:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,134You ran him over!
301
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,153You ran over my brother!
30200:19:33,188 --> 00:19:34,488And I got the whole thing on video.
30300:19:34,523 --> 00:19:36,156It was an accident. It was an accident.
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30400:19:36,191 --> 00:19:39,576He didn't... he didn't mean to.Let me just... Aah! Aah! Oh!
30500:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,028No, no. That's broke.That's broke. You broke his leg.
30600:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,446It's my leg.
30700:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,164Why are you driving aroundand not looking?!
30800:19:44,199 --> 00:19:47,698- Driving around, breaking people's legs!- It's... It's o... Okay, okay, okay!
30900:19:47,699 --> 00:19:49,282Where's the... Somebody call the cops!
31000:19:49,296 --> 00:19:50,745Don't call... don't call the police.Don't call the police.
31100:19:50,797 --> 00:19:52,547- Lars.
- Ipolicía!
31200:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,716- Don't, don't, don't. Don't call them.- I'll call them myself.
31300:19:54,751 --> 00:19:55,550- I'm doing it myself.- Don't call the police.
314
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:56,350Don't call the police.
31500:19:56,351 --> 00:19:57,250- Don't call the cops?- No.
31600:19:57,587 --> 00:19:58,820
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How you gonna fix this?
31700:19:58,886 --> 00:20:01,723What are you gonna do to make things right?
31800:20:07,481 --> 00:20:09,647I don't know, fellas.
31900:20:10,851 --> 00:20:14,252What can I do to make it right?
32000:20:20,110 --> 00:20:22,911I don't know.
32100:20:22,946 --> 00:20:25,914$500.
32200:20:25,949 --> 00:20:28,750
500 bucks?
32300:20:28,785 --> 00:20:30,118Yeah?
32400:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,703Mm-hmm.
32500:20:33,457 --> 00:20:34,839Ow! What the hell, man?!
32600:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,124Listen, starlight express,
32700:20:36,176 --> 00:20:37,959I'm gonna give you a 9.6 for technique,
32800:20:38,011 --> 00:20:40,1780.0 for choice of victim.
32900:20:40,213 --> 00:20:42,680I'm a lawyer.
33000:20:42,716 --> 00:20:45,683Furthermore, does...Does this steaming pile of crap
331
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00:20:45,719 --> 00:20:47,685scream "payday" to you, huh?!
33200:20:47,721 --> 00:20:50,305The only way that entire caris worth 500 bucks
33300:20:50,357 --> 00:20:53,141is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it.
33400:20:53,193 --> 00:20:57,695Now, let's talk about whatyou owe me for the windshield.
33500:20:57,731 --> 00:21:01,116You... what?
33600:21:02,369 --> 00:21:04,652I'll take a check!
33700:21:13,213 --> 00:21:15,246Chao chi c'ung, ladies! Chao chi c'ung!
33800:21:15,248 --> 00:21:17,248Chao chi c'ung!
33900:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,883Chao chi c'ung, Mrs. Nguyen.
34000:21:18,919 --> 00:21:20,718My, don't you look...
34100:21:20,754 --> 00:21:22,720Got my mail?
34200:21:22,756 --> 00:21:26,141You work for people who have sexwith chopped-off head?
34300:21:26,176 --> 00:21:29,761- Was it in the paper?- I heard it from my cousin.
34400:21:29,763 --> 00:21:32,397Why? Why you work for these people?
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00:21:32,432 --> 00:21:35,400Just lucky, I guess.
34600:21:35,435 --> 00:21:38,436Cucumber water for customer only!
34700:22:30,290 --> 00:22:35,243You have... Zero messages.
34800:24:11,433 --> 00:24:13,600Oh.
34900:24:13,602 --> 00:24:17,020Brenda, looking good. Nice do.
35000:24:17,072 --> 00:24:19,022Uh, where's Lord Vader?
351
00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:20,857Uh, he's not quite ready for you yet.
35200:24:20,909 --> 00:24:22,692South conference room.
35300:24:22,744 --> 00:24:24,110How about you wait out here?
35400:24:24,112 --> 00:24:26,946
How about I don't?
35500:24:26,948 --> 00:24:29,782- Oh, Sir Francis.- James.
35600:24:29,784 --> 00:24:31,417Well-groomed, as always.
35700:24:31,453 --> 00:24:33,620
- Okay.- All right.
35800:24:39,210 --> 00:24:42,045Keith, Karen, yes.
35900:24:47,969 --> 00:24:53,356You have meddled with the primal
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forces of nature, Mr. Hamlin,
36000:24:53,391 --> 00:24:56,192and I won't have it!
36100:24:56,227 --> 00:24:57,610Do you want me to call security?
36200:24:57,646 --> 00:24:59,228It's okay, Brenda, we got it.
36300:25:00,649 --> 00:25:03,066Hey, Jack. Hey, Nate. Hey, Aaron.
36400:25:03,118 --> 00:25:05,034What can we do for you, Jimmy?
36500:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,870
I'm sorry. It's... It's this table.
36600:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,740Something just comes over me.
36700:25:16,498 --> 00:25:19,499You can tell me what this, uh, $26,000
36800:25:19,501 --> 00:25:21,918is supposed to be for.
36900:25:21,970 --> 00:25:24,837That's money for Chuck.Isn't that what you wanted?
37000:25:24,839 --> 00:25:28,057A measly 26 grand?
37100:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,059Jesus, you're like Peter
Minuit with the Indians.
37200:25:30,095 --> 00:25:32,061Throw in some beads and shellswhile you're at it.
37300:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,731It's just a start. There'll be more...
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37400:25:33,797 --> 00:25:35,380Unless you're gonna just tear them all up.
37500:25:35,382 --> 00:25:38,383And why was it made out to me...Why not Chuck?
37600:25:38,385 --> 00:25:39,851Can he make his way to the bank?
37700:25:43,085 --> 00:25:44,667I just assumed it was best
37800:25:44,719 --> 00:25:46,302to have the money go through you.
37900:25:46,338 --> 00:25:48,721
We can do it any way you want.
38000:25:48,757 --> 00:25:51,141This isn't going away, Howard.
38100:25:51,176 --> 00:25:54,144What Chuck did for this firm...And damn near single-handedly...
38200:25:54,179 --> 00:25:57,347
1/3 of this place belongs to him.
38300:25:57,399 --> 00:25:59,766Yeah. What do you got... 12 chairs here?
38400:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,185Four of these chairs are Chuck's.
38500:26:02,237 --> 00:26:04,821You got five of these light thingumajigs?
38600:26:04,856 --> 00:26:09,025Uh, mm, 1, 2/3 are Chuck's.
38700:26:09,077 --> 00:26:12,028Yeah. Six... How manydanishes... Six danishes?
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38800:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,863You can have all the Danishyou want, Jimmy. No, no.
38900:26:13,915 --> 00:26:16,282They're Chuck's danishes,and Chuck isn't greedy,
39000:26:16,284 --> 00:26:18,034so h-he'll just take two...
39100:26:18,086 --> 00:26:21,871Plus $17 million... In that ballpark.
39200:26:21,923 --> 00:26:23,506I mean, we'll know
39300:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,925
once we get the accountantspoking around here.
39400:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,761Until then, no more penny-ante checks
39500:26:28,797 --> 00:26:30,763designed to make it look likeChuck still works here.
396
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:32,966He doesn't. He never will again.
39700:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,969It's time to do right by himand cash him out.
39800:26:35,971 --> 00:26:39,272So, these are Chuck's own wishesthat you're conveying?
39900:26:39,307 --> 00:26:41,774- This is what's best for him.- Mm.
40000:26:41,810 --> 00:26:44,060So he personally told youthat it's his wish
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00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:24,684And you... Will... Atone!
41500:27:27,105 --> 00:27:29,689It's Ned Beatty, from "Network."
41600:27:29,691 --> 00:27:33,776For Christ's sakes, guys.
41700:27:40,502 --> 00:27:43,453Jimmy.
41800:27:43,505 --> 00:27:46,456I almost forgot... This month's filings.
41900:27:46,508 --> 00:27:48,675You could save me the postage.
420
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,510W... Weren't you listening in there?
42100:27:50,545 --> 00:27:52,512Chuck doesn't work here anymore.
42200:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,681You think I'm gonna help youestablish a paper trail?
423
00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:55,965- Now, Jimmy...- No, stop trying
42400:27:55,990 --> 00:27:57,324to pawn that shit off on him.
42500:27:57,352 --> 00:27:59,519Jimmy.
426
00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:02,722You know, Jimmy, sometimes,in our line of work,
42700:28:02,724 --> 00:28:07,560you can get so... Caughtup in the idea of winning
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00:28:07,562 --> 00:28:10,029that you forget to listen to your heart.
42900:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,818Give Chuck my love, would you?
43000:28:17,906 --> 00:28:20,290Oh, there you are.
43100:28:20,325 --> 00:28:23,293- Betsy, Craig.- Ah.
43200:28:23,328 --> 00:28:25,295Hi. Okay.
43300:28:34,923 --> 00:28:36,756You look lovely today.
43400:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,808Oh, thank you so much.
43500:29:54,465 --> 00:29:59,301- Couldn't you just...- You know, I can't.
43600:31:18,764 --> 00:31:20,347Aah! Son of a bitch!
43700:31:20,349 --> 00:31:21,765Ground yourself?
43800:31:22,448 --> 00:31:25,032Yes, I grounded myself.
43900:32:22,675 --> 00:32:24,842You got to stop putting bacon on the list,
440
00:32:24,877 --> 00:32:28,679'cause that cooler'slooking like a trichinosis stew.
44100:32:28,714 --> 00:32:30,214Perfect timing.
44200:32:32,051 --> 00:32:33,684
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Hmm.
44300:32:33,719 --> 00:32:35,886"Professor Brans Vogelson."
44400:32:35,888 --> 00:32:37,938- Mm-hmm.- "University of Helsinki"?
44500:32:37,974 --> 00:32:40,357Yeah, you're gonna have toget that translated.
44600:32:40,393 --> 00:32:43,194- Into Swedish?- Finnish.
44700:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,196Finnish, uh, translating into...
44800:32:46,866 --> 00:32:50,568I'm sure there's someone at UNMwho can do that.
44900:32:50,570 --> 00:32:52,987You do know I'm trying to starta legal practice, right?
45000:32:53,039 --> 00:32:55,406
Vogelson's been working on the effects
45100:32:55,408 --> 00:32:59,376of electromagnetic fieldson zebra fish... And, oh!
45200:32:59,412 --> 00:33:01,579Financial Times.
45300:33:01,581 --> 00:33:03,002
Yeah, I knew you
45400:33:03,027 --> 00:33:04,799missed it, so I figured, "what the heck?"
45500:33:04,834 --> 00:33:07,001Thank you. I know it's expensive.
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45600:33:07,053 --> 00:33:08,836Here.
45700:33:08,888 --> 00:33:10,387That's not... It's all right.
45800:33:10,423 --> 00:33:12,223- I don't expect you to go out of pocket.- I...
45900:33:12,258 --> 00:33:14,425Go ahead... Reimburse yourself.
46000:33:17,430 --> 00:33:19,647Thanks.
46100:33:19,682 --> 00:33:22,850Hey, Chuck, um, can you not
read that for a second?
46200:33:22,902 --> 00:33:24,518Can we talk?
46300:33:27,273 --> 00:33:28,906Are you all right?
46400:33:28,941 --> 00:33:30,524You look peaked.
46500:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,243I'm fine. Please, just sit.
46600:33:32,278 --> 00:33:36,247You're not in trouble.
46700:33:36,282 --> 00:33:41,669Um... You got to cash out.
46800:33:41,704 --> 00:33:43,087You got to.
46900:33:43,122 --> 00:33:46,090Again? Really? There's no other way.
47000:33:46,125 --> 00:33:49,510
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I know that you don't want tohear it, but you've got to.
47100:33:49,545 --> 00:33:52,129You know I'm going to beat this.
47200:33:52,131 --> 00:33:53,931You know I'm going to get better.
47300:33:53,966 --> 00:33:56,767- Yeah, sure.- Well, then,
47400:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,769there's nothing more to talk about.
47500:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,221I will beat this.
47600:34:00,273 --> 00:34:05,059Ergo, a falsis principiis proficisci.
47700:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,944- Meaning?- That's not...
47800:34:06,979 --> 00:34:07,961- Meaning?- That's the one about
47900:34:07,986 --> 00:34:09,146false principles, but it's not...
48000:34:09,148 --> 00:34:11,148You proceed from false principles.
48100:34:11,150 --> 00:34:12,983Your argument is built on quicksand.
48200:34:12,985 --> 00:34:15,870- Therefore, it collapses.- Yeah, yeah. You're not listening.
48300:34:15,905 --> 00:34:17,872Fine.
484
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00:34:17,907 --> 00:34:20,491Let's take this to its logical conclusion.
48500:34:22,161 --> 00:34:23,961In order to pay out my share,
48600:34:23,996 --> 00:34:26,914suppose my partners are forcedto liquidate the firm.
48700:34:26,966 --> 00:34:28,883- Then what?- That's their problem.
48800:34:28,918 --> 00:34:30,751My clients are out in the cold.
48900:34:30,803 --> 00:34:32,920My cases are scattered to the winds.
49000:34:32,972 --> 00:34:35,556126 people lose their jobs.
49100:34:35,591 --> 00:34:39,260What happens to your croniesin the mailroom, the assistants,
49200:34:39,312 --> 00:34:40,678the paralegals, the janitorial staff?
49300:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,346All of them, out on the street.
49400:34:42,348 --> 00:34:44,481Your friend Kim... a promisingcareer... over and done with.
49500:34:44,517 --> 00:34:46,483Hamlin owes you everything.
49600:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,185You built that place single-handedly
49700:34:48,187 --> 00:34:50,821while he was out at four hillsworking on his bunker shot.
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49800:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,440Let's not exaggerate. I helped. You helped.
49900:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,610All the more reason not to tear it down
50000:34:56,662 --> 00:34:58,078just for a little bit of cash.
50100:34:58,114 --> 00:35:01,699Look... Chuck, I'm going under, okay?
50200:35:01,701 --> 00:35:05,336For the third time with thesebull-crap contract counsel...
50300:35:05,371 --> 00:35:07,388- "Bull crap"?
- Bull-crap, pissant P.D.
50400:35:07,413 --> 00:35:08,980Cases at 700 bucks a shot.
50500:35:09,008 --> 00:35:12,593Public-defender work is some of thebest experience there is.
50600:35:12,628 --> 00:35:16,013
I just had a case, Chuck,with three clients...
50700:35:16,048 --> 00:35:18,432Uh, arraignments, voir dire, jury trial...
50800:35:18,467 --> 00:35:19,850The whole nine yards.
50900:35:19,885 --> 00:35:22,469
You know what I took home? 700 bucks.
51000:35:22,521 --> 00:35:25,472Yeah, I might as well head downto skid row and sell plasma.
51100:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,808You're representing people
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who have nowhere else to turn.
51200:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,643The money is beside the point.
51300:35:29,695 --> 00:35:32,646Money is not beside the point...Money is the point.
51400:35:32,698 --> 00:35:35,065I keep telling you... Have patience.
51500:35:35,067 --> 00:35:36,317There are no shortcuts.
51600:35:36,369 --> 00:35:37,735Do good work, and the clients will come.
517
00:35:37,737 --> 00:35:39,737The clients will come. Yeah, I know.
51800:35:39,739 --> 00:35:41,739Okay.
51900:35:41,741 --> 00:35:47,211Hand to God, I wasn't gonnasay this, but you are broke.
520
00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:49,830I can't carry both of us.
52100:35:49,882 --> 00:35:53,834I've been trying like hell, but I can't.
52200:35:53,886 --> 00:35:56,837Well, you're saying what?
52300:35:56,889 --> 00:35:58,472
You think you have to provide for me?
52400:35:58,507 --> 00:36:00,674I never asked you that.You didn't have to ask, okay?
52500:36:00,726 --> 00:36:03,093I've been doing my damnedest,
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52600:36:03,095 --> 00:36:04,928but the day of reckoning is here.
52700:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,348Soon, Chuck, you're gonna beout on the street
52800:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,769with all the electromagnetism inthe world raining down on you.
52900:36:11,771 --> 00:36:13,771Now, please, please, picture that,
53000:36:13,773 --> 00:36:16,106then tell methat money is beside the point.
53100:36:16,108 --> 00:36:18,075This is what has you all worked up?
53200:36:18,110 --> 00:36:19,493Yeah!
53300:36:19,528 --> 00:36:23,113Jimmy... There's nothing to worry about.
534
00:36:23,115 --> 00:36:26,116- Here.- What is this?
53500:36:26,118 --> 00:36:28,335A stipend...There's gonna be one every week.
53600:36:28,371 --> 00:36:31,538$857 from Hamlin, Hamlin, Mcgill?
53700:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,874I'm gonna pay them back... Every penny.
53800:36:33,926 --> 00:36:36,510I didn't want to take anything,but Howard was very insistent.
539
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00:36:36,545 --> 00:36:38,679And I'm gonna pay you back, too.
54000:36:38,714 --> 00:36:40,681Wait, Hamlin was here?
54100:36:40,716 --> 00:36:43,100It's not like I'm a recluse.
54200:36:43,135 --> 00:36:45,102What? He put his cellphone in the mailbox?
54300:36:45,137 --> 00:36:46,520He understands the situation.
54400:36:46,555 --> 00:36:48,522- He grounded himself?- Of course.
54500:36:48,557 --> 00:36:51,141And the two of you agreedthat since, as everybody knows,
54600:36:51,143 --> 00:36:52,976you're going back to work any day now,
54700:36:52,978 --> 00:36:55,479that the firm should help youmake ends meet.
54800:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,781That's correct, minus the sarcasm.
54900:36:57,817 --> 00:36:59,450Hamlin's making you a chump!
55000:36:59,485 --> 00:37:01,869I'm going to get better!
55100:37:01,904 --> 00:37:03,203I'm gonna go back to work,
55200:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,907and I'm picking up where I left off!
55300:37:28,681 --> 00:37:31,515
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Sorry.
55400:37:31,517 --> 00:37:34,351Sorry, Chuck.
55500:37:38,991 --> 00:37:42,576I understand that you'retrying to look out for me,
55600:37:42,611 --> 00:37:45,079but you're missing the bigger picture.
55700:37:45,114 --> 00:37:47,698I got it.
55800:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,501Speaking of which...
559
00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:54,338Howard brought this.
56000:37:54,373 --> 00:37:56,256He's concerned.
56100:37:56,292 --> 00:37:57,591What?
56200:37:57,626 --> 00:37:59,460
You have to admit...It could be confusing...
56300:37:59,512 --> 00:38:01,095Hamlin, Hamlin, Mcgill?
56400:38:01,130 --> 00:38:03,297- James M. Mcgill?- That's my name.
565
00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:06,383- I was born with it. I...- Still...
56600:38:09,188 --> 00:38:12,973How about Vanguard law?
56700:38:13,025 --> 00:38:15,776
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Or gi... Gibraltar legal... Wait, wait.
56800:38:15,811 --> 00:38:19,980So I'm not supposed to usemy name o... On Hamlin's say-so?
56900:38:20,032 --> 00:38:22,399What's he gonna do... Sue me?
57000:38:22,401 --> 00:38:25,068Nobody wants to createan adversarial situation.
57100:38:25,070 --> 00:38:27,287I'm sure Howard would gladly pay the cost
57200:38:27,323 --> 00:38:29,289of new matchbooks and so on.
57300:38:30,709 --> 00:38:34,661It's simply a matterof professional courtesy.
57400:38:37,550 --> 00:38:40,167Chuck, whose side are you on?
57500:38:40,219 --> 00:38:44,171There are no sides.
57600:38:44,223 --> 00:38:48,809But, Jimmy...
57700:38:48,844 --> 00:38:51,929Wouldn't you ratherbuild your own identity?
57800:38:51,931 --> 00:38:55,182Why ride on someone else's coattails?
57900:39:08,113 --> 00:39:10,697You want to dance, Howard?
58000:39:10,749 --> 00:39:15,202Let's dance.
58100:39:25,810 --> 00:39:27,810
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Go!
58200:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,287No, you can get closerthan that, you bitch.
58300:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,120Come on.
58400:39:34,155 --> 00:39:36,038And here it comes.
58500:39:36,074 --> 00:39:39,875There you go. Better.
58600:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,495How was that?
587
00:39:42,497 --> 00:39:44,130It's right on here. Take a look.
58800:39:44,165 --> 00:39:45,965Still, tighter is everything.
58900:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,967Tighter? What? T... Tighter what?
59000:39:48,002 --> 00:39:50,169
I don't know. Just stand... Tighter.
59100:39:50,171 --> 00:39:52,471You know what I mean? Idon't know what you mean.
59200:39:52,507 --> 00:39:55,091That sucked. We can call thata stylistic choice, I guess,
593
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,726- if you want to...- Hey, fellas.
59400:39:56,761 --> 00:39:57,977We got business.
59500:39:59,597 --> 00:40:01,263
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How did you find us?
59600:40:01,316 --> 00:40:05,418I know... Eerie, right.
59700:40:05,453 --> 00:40:09,405Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.Give me 30 seconds.
59800:40:09,440 --> 00:40:13,943Could be the most profitable30 seconds of your lives.
59900:40:20,835 --> 00:40:26,205Let me tell you about a young guy...
60000:40:26,207 --> 00:40:29,425Actually, he's about your age.
60100:40:29,460 --> 00:40:32,044He lived a long way from here
60200:40:32,046 --> 00:40:36,682in a town called Cicero, Illinois.
60300:40:36,718 --> 00:40:40,302And in Cicero, he was the man.
604
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:42,304I mean, when he strolled down the street,
60500:40:42,357 --> 00:40:45,941all the corner boyswould give him the high five.
60600:40:45,977 --> 00:40:49,562All the finest babes would smile at him
607
00:40:49,564 --> 00:40:53,399and hope that he would smile back.
60800:40:53,401 --> 00:40:57,403They called him "slippin' Jimmy,"
60900:40:57,405 --> 00:41:02,241and everybody wanted to be his friend.
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61000:41:02,243 --> 00:41:04,460"Slippin' Jimmy"?
61100:41:04,495 --> 00:41:07,463What the hell kind of name is that?
61200:41:07,498 --> 00:41:08,998Well, I'll tell you, now...
61300:41:09,050 --> 00:41:11,834Winters in Cicero are murder.
61400:41:11,886 --> 00:41:14,470You guys growing upout here in the golden west...
61500:41:14,505 --> 00:41:16,305
Y... You don't know, okay?
61600:41:16,340 --> 00:41:20,159I'm talking cold that'll freezethe snot right in your nose.
61700:41:20,194 --> 00:41:21,977I'm talking windthat'll cut through your jacket
618
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:24,180and carve you up like a Ginsu knife.
61900:41:24,232 --> 00:41:27,600In fact, most folks in Cicerowere scared of winter,
62000:41:27,602 --> 00:41:30,436but not Jimmy.
621
00:41:30,438 --> 00:41:32,354Jimmy waited around all summer,
62200:41:32,407 --> 00:41:34,774and when September finally rolled around
62300:41:34,776 --> 00:41:36,776and he'd feel that first cold wind
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62400:41:36,778 --> 00:41:41,347come sweeping off lake Michigan,he knew it was coming.
62500:41:41,382 --> 00:41:44,166Was it Christmas? Was it Kwanzaa?
62600:41:44,202 --> 00:41:48,587Better... It was slip 'n fall season.
62700:41:48,623 --> 00:41:50,423Soon as it was cold enough,
62800:41:50,458 --> 00:41:53,592he'd find a nice, smooth patch of ice.
62900:41:53,628 --> 00:41:56,429
State street was good.Michigan Avenue was better.
63000:41:56,464 --> 00:41:59,265He'd pick his spot,wait for it to get busy,
63100:41:59,300 --> 00:42:02,184then he'd walk out on the ice, and... Boom!
632
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,220He would biff it so hard,
63300:42:04,272 --> 00:42:07,440people would come runningfrom five blocks away.
63400:42:07,475 --> 00:42:09,809- Yeah, but did he collect?- "Did he collect?"
63500:42:09,811 --> 00:42:12,027Slippin' Jimmy had it dialed in, all right?
63600:42:12,063 --> 00:42:15,448One good fall... He'd clear 6, 8 grand.
63700:42:15,483 --> 00:42:16,866
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That'd keep him in old Milwaukee
63800:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,984and Maui Wowie right through labor day.
63900:42:18,986 --> 00:42:20,6198 grand?
64000:42:20,655 --> 00:42:22,1548 grand.
64100:42:22,156 --> 00:42:24,790Now, see, I look at you guys,I see potential.
64200:42:24,826 --> 00:42:26,208The skateboard's a nice wrinkle...
643
00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:28,043That makes it a year-round gig.
64400:42:28,079 --> 00:42:32,298And clearly, you knowhow to take a header, right?
64500:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,500But I got to ask you... Your best day ever,
646
00:42:34,502 --> 00:42:36,502how much did you clear?
64700:42:39,340 --> 00:42:41,307$630. $630.
64800:42:41,342 --> 00:42:44,727630 bucks.
64900:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,428
Was that for one fall?
65000:42:46,481 --> 00:42:49,648Two. Two falls in one day.
65100:42:49,684 --> 00:42:51,650Even at your age, that's got to hurt.
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Close your eyes. What color is it?
66700:43:28,556 --> 00:43:30,139- Brown.- Brown.
66800:43:30,191 --> 00:43:33,359No, it's medium sandalwood.Keep your eyes closed.
66900:43:33,394 --> 00:43:35,194How does the license plate start?
67000:43:35,229 --> 00:43:36,362- 4.- 4.
67100:43:36,397 --> 00:43:38,814Give those gentlemen a gold star.
67200:43:38,866 --> 00:43:41,033Betsy Kettleman's her name.
67300:43:41,068 --> 00:43:44,036Every weekday between 2:25 and 2:50,
67400:43:44,071 --> 00:43:46,238she comes through hereon her way to pick up her kids
67500:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,240at Kit Carson Elementary.
67600:43:48,242 --> 00:43:50,075Now, you need a placewhere she's gonna slow down...
67700:43:50,077 --> 00:43:51,627- Am I right?
- Yeah.
67800:43:51,662 --> 00:43:54,480All right. Well, there you go.She slows down.
67900:43:54,515 --> 00:43:58,467She hangs a right.
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You come shooting out of there.
68000:43:58,502 --> 00:44:01,303You do what you did to me.You go ass over teakettle.
68100:44:01,339 --> 00:44:02,922You make it a blue-ribbon special.
68200:44:02,924 --> 00:44:04,306When she gets out of the car,
68300:44:04,342 --> 00:44:06,508you're sufferin' St. Sebastian, right?
68400:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,928You're the hammer, okay?You get in her face.
68500:44:08,930 --> 00:44:10,563You scare the bejesus out of her.
68600:44:10,598 --> 00:44:13,399Give me your phone.
68700:44:13,434 --> 00:44:15,017It's kind of busy here, don't you think?
688
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,503Well, witnesses are good.
68900:44:17,538 --> 00:44:19,104Witnesses are pressure, all right?
69000:44:19,106 --> 00:44:21,941Now, once you've got her good and rattled,
69100:44:21,943 --> 00:44:23,576
then you call for an ambulance,
69200:44:23,611 --> 00:44:25,527but really, you're calling for me.
69300:44:25,580 --> 00:44:26,745I'm number one on your speed dial,
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69400:44:26,781 --> 00:44:28,581right next to your weed dealer.
69500:44:28,616 --> 00:44:30,416You call me. I hotfoot it over here.
69600:44:30,451 --> 00:44:32,618I just "happen" to be driving by.
69700:44:32,620 --> 00:44:34,453I stop to see what the trouble is,
69800:44:34,455 --> 00:44:37,289and this is the most importantpart... You don't know me.
69900:44:37,291 --> 00:44:39,124We've never met. You got it?
70000:44:39,126 --> 00:44:40,960- Sure.- Okay.
70100:44:40,962 --> 00:44:43,963Now, I'm Mrs. K's white knight.We go mano a mano.
70200:44:43,965 --> 00:44:47,800
You light into me, okay?Get nasty. And no touching.
70300:44:47,802 --> 00:44:49,134Leave the hair alone.
70400:44:49,136 --> 00:44:51,770But otherwise, you know, open season.
70500:44:51,806 --> 00:44:54,306
Yell. Stomp. Call me a douche bag.
70600:44:54,308 --> 00:44:55,608I'm gonna play it cool,
70700:44:55,643 --> 00:44:57,359give you back some of the razzmatazz.
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70800:44:57,395 --> 00:44:58,978And once she's seen the fireworks,
70900:44:58,980 --> 00:45:00,396you fold like a lawn chair...
71000:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,031Happy ending.
71100:45:02,066 --> 00:45:04,450When do we get our money?
71200:45:04,485 --> 00:45:05,985After.
71300:45:05,987 --> 00:45:08,404After. After.
71400:45:08,456 --> 00:45:09,872You get paid when I get paid.
71500:45:09,907 --> 00:45:12,074I'm the rising tidethat raises all dinghies.
71600:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,909Now, pop quiz... What's the car?
71700:45:13,961 --> 00:45:16,545- Mercury sable wagon.- Baby-poop brown.
71800:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,631- Okay. Do you know me?- No. No.
71900:45:18,666 --> 00:45:22,251Damn straight. Go with God.
72000:45:26,765 --> 00:45:31,067Well, I'm just gladI happened to be passing by.
72100:45:31,165 --> 00:45:34,333Happy to be of help, Betsy.May I call you "Betsy"?
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72200:45:34,335 --> 00:45:36,752Please, call me "James."
72300:45:36,804 --> 00:45:39,972Hmm. Oh, the kid will be fine. Don't worry.
72400:45:40,007 --> 00:45:41,390He just got his bell rung a little.
72500:45:41,425 --> 00:45:45,177I'll... I'll handle that. Oh, no.
72600:45:45,179 --> 00:45:46,762Oh, no, no.
72700:45:46,814 --> 00:45:49,348I wouldn't think of, uh,
taking your money for this.
72800:45:49,350 --> 00:45:51,767The embezzlement case?
72900:45:51,819 --> 00:45:55,187Mm, yes, I'd...I'd be happy to talk it over.
73000:45:55,189 --> 00:45:58,824
Oh, shit.
73100:46:07,952 --> 00:46:10,335Two-minute warning. Two-minute warning.
73200:46:10,371 --> 00:46:12,004Got it.
73300:47:15,269 --> 00:47:17,269Oh, my God!
73400:47:17,271 --> 00:47:18,520What happened?
73500:47:18,572 --> 00:47:20,522Call 911.
736
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00:47:20,574 --> 00:47:23,742Oh, my God! Cal! Cal!
73700:47:23,777 --> 00:47:24,293Look at me! Are you okay?!
73800:47:24,376 --> 00:47:27,412Buddy, say something. Cal, what are you...
73900:47:27,448 --> 00:47:28,464Come on already.
74000:47:28,546 --> 00:47:29,545- What is she doing in there?- I don't know. Shh.
74100:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,130Is she making a sandwich?
74200:47:31,165 --> 00:47:33,582Where's her sense of responsibility?
74300:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,050What?
74400:47:35,086 --> 00:47:38,470- What?!- Hey! What the f...
74500:47:38,506 --> 00:47:39,972Funny to run into you, Betsy.
74600:47:40,007 --> 00:47:42,808I was just, uh, strolling the neighborhood.
74700:47:42,843 --> 00:47:45,811You... You were in accident.
748
00:47:45,846 --> 00:47:49,598Oh, it's...
74900:47:54,038 --> 00:47:56,605Come on.
75000:48:05,282 --> 00:48:06,665Yeah?
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75100:48:06,701 --> 00:48:08,867- She took off on us.- She what?
75200:48:08,919 --> 00:48:10,336It was textbook, man.
75300:48:10,371 --> 00:48:12,538We were diamonds,but then she just took off.
75400:48:12,590 --> 00:48:14,540Okay, wait. She... She hit-and-run?
75500:48:14,592 --> 00:48:16,959That's what I'm saying.She bailed and wailed.
75600:48:16,961 --> 00:48:19,795O... okay. Just stay where you are.I'll come get you.
75700:48:19,797 --> 00:48:21,263No, no, no. Screw that, man.
75800:48:21,298 --> 00:48:22,715We're following her.
75900:48:22,767 --> 00:48:24,133You're... How are...You're following her how?
76000:48:24,135 --> 00:48:25,934We got our ways, yo.
76100:48:25,970 --> 00:48:29,221Okay, okay, okay, new plan...New plan. You do know me.
76200:48:29,273 --> 00:48:31,857I'm your lawyer. You got that?I'll meet you at the school.
76300:48:31,892 --> 00:48:33,692No, she's way past the school.
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76400:48:33,728 --> 00:48:35,394She hooked a left on Juan tabo,
76500:48:35,446 --> 00:48:37,229and she's coming into holiday park.
76600:48:37,281 --> 00:48:39,114Okay, stay with her.
76700:48:39,150 --> 00:48:40,949When she gets where she's going,wherever that is,
76800:48:40,985 --> 00:48:42,151just don't do anything.
76900:48:42,153 --> 00:48:43,402- Wait for me.
- Wait for what?
77000:48:43,454 --> 00:48:45,037You haven't been right even once!
77100:48:45,072 --> 00:48:46,405Slippin' Jimmy, my ass!
77200:48:46,457 --> 00:48:48,240You fell into the honeypot, kid.
77300:48:48,292 --> 00:48:51,076You get it? Hit-and-run is a felony.
77400:48:51,128 --> 00:48:52,578So what?
77500:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,730"So what?" So more money.
77600:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,716He says we fell in the honeypot.He says "more money."
77700:48:57,752 --> 00:48:59,585So what do we need him for?
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80500:50:36,183 --> 00:50:37,766Mijo...
80600:50:37,768 --> 00:50:39,768Watch this step.
80700:50:39,804 --> 00:50:42,604Watch this... Watch this step.
80800:50:51,866 --> 00:50:55,250Where are you?
80900:50:55,286 --> 00:50:57,085Holiday park.
81000:50:57,121 --> 00:50:58,921Mrs. Kettleman, Betsy.
81100:50:58,956 --> 00:51:00,756What are you doing here?
81200:51:00,791 --> 00:51:02,958Hit-and-run? That's very serious.
81300:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,376I can... I can mediate.
814
00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:06,712It's... I represent their parents, so...
81500:51:06,764 --> 00:51:09,264Come on. Come on.
81600:51:48,172 --> 00:51:51,807Open up! Officer of the court!
81700:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,425
Open up in the name of the law!
81800:51:56,096 --> 00:51:58,680
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