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Wfcy there was nothing in that toffo i her he protested

in it b t on the envelope exgitofaiti ker eaest friend adfired it to atfcK Mary Smith

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Scaly FellowThere had bees a robbery at the

cOMKidh while tWT feral services woreSa dress a d the suspected perso-na tafeaager who had seemed deply afSeeied had got away

Osa you describe him asked thedetective

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Understands His BusinessAa ttMiertaker Mow for Wow

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The DifferenceCbere Is one difference said old

Me Xweldagbara between our son andipoor rwleWhats that his wife askedA poor rule wont work both ways

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Her Wterary PretenseDid ever ead Grays Elegy in a

Cowrtrj Church yardThe fair young girl looked puzzled

Yes indeed sJsc asrwered J haveread it la a country churchyard and lotsof other ptaeei Washington Star

ExpertsSo we are goiag to take a census of

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First Lady What New Years preseat are you going to give to your hus-band

Second Lady A hundred cigarsFirst Lady nd what did you paj

for themSecond nothing For the

last few months I have taken one ortwo out of Jacks box every day Hehasnt noticed it and will be pleasedwith my the right quality oi

Weekly

We Can WaitDid she think that the world was

eagerly waiting for that first poem ofhers

Evidently She got me out of bedto make a copy of it on the typewriter-and then sent it to the editor by specialdelivery That was 18 months ago andthe poem has never

Press

RevengeVoice from the top you

see the sign in the hall peddlers allowed in this building

Answering Voice at other end ofspeaking tube loud enough to be heardthrough the aint a peddler maam Im the boy from the dentists with your newTribune

Another War Victimwar has caused a pile

of sufferinghas indeed I have suf-

fered terribly from it myselfyou didnt go to the

war did youTubbs No but I married the widow

of a man who did Town TopicsNo Harm Done

The Parson I understand youbrought your dog to church with youSunday Thomas

Thomas Yes your reverence buthe went to sleep as soon as you began-to preach like the rest of us and disturbed no one sir SFonkoisS States

A Plain ProposalIm a plain man Miss TimminsYou are Mr BarclayCan I make myself any plainerImpossible 2ilr BarclayThen your answer in plain wordsIn one plain word Mr Barclay

Plain Dealer

AlasShe seemed to treat me like a dog

There isnt any doubtExcept there is no chance now of

A Moens taking outN Y World

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Mrs shes a little sen-sitive about pianos

Mrs Brush WhyMrs Crandall Well she was Mr Mor

tons stenographer before they wereLife

Dogs DelightNever mind the small pup when his howl

ings beginHe bowls to get out Just to howl to get in

Chicago Record

A Possible ExplanationHarold I think Algys engagement

with Miss Van Swelle must be brokenoff I never see them together anymore

they are marriedN Y Journal

A Bad LotHarold Hot a bit

particular whether you get married ornot Why some girls pray for men

Grace Witmer Well you cant blamethem for men need prayingfor Puck

Physical ImpossibilityNell I wouldnt be in yoar shoes

BeUe sweetly You couldnt getinto them my

Obstinate WomenClara when you are in the wrong

Yes I will only Im never in thevtronf Chicago Record

Ills Pa ExplainsTommy Pa is the buby crying be

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PRACTICAL PHILANTHROPY-

A Most Worthy Cincinnati EnterpriseThat Should Be Generally Known

Who has not heard of those hotelsin New York and other Eastern citiesin which people who have 110 homesand whose means are limited find asubstitute for a home so far as com-fort is concerned Much has beenwritten in praise of these hotels andthe good they have accomplished

Perhaps few are aware that a model hotel of this kind has opened itsdoors in Cincinnati to young menwithout homes which compares mostfavorably with the Eastern hotels ofthis character

The hotel is called the Columbian located at the corner of Longworth and Elm streets It is theproperty of one of the most prominent citizens of Cincinnnati whomakes the investment not for profitbut to help those in need of such accommodations without having to fall-back on theThe basement of the sixstory struc

ture devoted to this enterprise isfitted out with baths nicely and con-veniently arranged which are free toits patrons There is also a small hallin the basement where games suchas cards dominos chess etc add toan evenings amusement and affordspasttime

On the second floor tine find thereading room where the most prominent newspapers and periodicals aredistributed for the use of the guests

The other floors are laid out inlodging rooms containing bed chairsand hooks fastened to the wall tohang garments Cleanliness reignssupreme and is indeed exemplaryand be it said to the credit of the esestablishment that even the most fastidious housewife could not findcause for complaint on this scoreThe beds are iron and the linen ischanged daily so that each guest atevening finds a freshly covered bedWardrobes are placed in those roomswhich are particularly set apart forguests who live for any length oftime at the hotel On each floorthere are also several marble washstands and other necessary apartments As before stated everything-is thoroughly neat and clean

There are accommodations forabout two hundred guests The pricefor lodgings is 25 cents per nightwith the use of the bath and thisprice holds good whether the lodgerbe a guest of the hotel for one nightonly or for any length of time

The rooms are heated by steamand the hotel is lighted by electricitythroughout A commodious elevatorconnecting several stories is anothergreat convenience of the hoteL

The building is constructed of ironand stone and is therefore as

fireproof as can be made Furthermore easy of aqcessiEoinall parts of the building make the ex-it in case of fire an easily

matterThe whole is a model institution

and offers to its guests at a very rea-sonable price many of the comforts-of home To a great many menthis hotel has indeed proven a greatblessing and deserves the fullest

The undertaking is a philanthropic-one the cause good and althoughnot proclaimed from the housetopsthe establishment fulfills all expecta-tions and if these lines bring to awider circle of acquaintance thisModel Hotel they serve a good pur

pose

NURSERY CARS

Here Is a Wail from a Bachelor WhoIB Particular About

Companion

The innovation of a nursery car uponour at any rate upon thelongdistance be an institution hailed with delight by all menand most women says the CincinnatiEnquirer

How many men who do not them-selves smoke invariably travel in asmoking carriage because there theyfeel more secure from an invasion ofchildren and babies than in any otherpart of the train

Babies form a class entirely by themselves in the category of unpleasanttraveling companions and there areprobably few who at some time in theirlives have not had experience of thenoisy peppermintsucking dear little children who tram-ple on your toes and deposit luscioushalfsucked gobs of taffy on your trous-ers in their endeavors to reach the window to put their heads out whencethey are promptly hauled back by anx-ious mothers or nurses and cry or thebabies in arms who placidly assimilatemilk from a bottle until jolt of thetrain makes them choke having at thatmoment more nourishment than theycan possibly deal with or the inquir-ing child who plays with the hinges ofthe door until the guard slams it orthe child who is perpetually feedingand throughout the journey sits in a

state sucking oranges theallpervading odor of which fills the carriage

Babies are all very well but a babyIn a railway carriage like a burl inchina shop is out of place

How Things WorkedNew shoes make old ones last bet

terWhat do you mean

When you know you have a newpair in your closet you feel like wearingthe old ones a while longer ChicagoRecord

A Similar FeelingGalloway I dont suppose any man

can realize how Dewey feels with all thehonors that are being showered uponbim

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Latest tn Advertising-A new scheme of advertising was resorted-

to by a progressive firm in a prosin The junior

of the firm swore out a warrant for the ar-rest of the senior partner on the groundthat he was selling cost

firm ccnstaaUy losing moneyThe case came up in court and the coun

for the senior partner asked fora postponement in order to more time to

case The judge granted rebail was fixed mem-

ber released As he left the courtroom thejunior partner arose and esdahned If

the sacrifice will on Theaews soon spread and the firm did a betterbusiness When the case was again caned

firm had succeeded in theirobject advertisement Philadelphia Call

MormoRlsmThis is a question that should interest

one a our fair landa symptom of governmental illhealth The

act as speedily upon it asHostetters Stomach constipation or dyspepsia would

it out restore healthy athis is what the for the human constitution It makes the stomachstrong by curing indigestion biliousness and

EqualIty of the SexesWoman certainly stands at last upon a

footing more equal with thatinstance she may no entree

into the column of the literary mag-azines merely murderinghas as her go in search of

centuries upon a bicycle etc Boston

Beware of Ointments for CatarrhThat Contain Mercury

as will destroy the sense ofsmell and completely whole system when it through the mucoussurfaces Such articles never be used

on prescriptions from reputablephysicians as they

ten fold to the you can possiblyderive from them Hallsmanufactured by F J Cheney Co Toledo0 contains no mercury is taken

the blood andmucous surfaces of the system In buyingHalls Catarrh Cure be sure you theuine It is taken internally and madeToledo Ohio by F Co Testi-monials free

by Druggists 7oc bottleHalls are best

Time and MoneyMiss The foreign nobility

having nothing to do must

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Standard and Tunes

The Best Prescription for Chillsand Fever is a bottle of GKOVES TASTRU-Cn ILL Toxic Its simply iron and quinine inutnsteess form cure no pay

Mr Zweipiggiesteinstopper is theof a located inthis city The other morning a

morning I vas glad to see you but Imention your name Im shortness of

breathe dis Jofiet Ill Star

20 Per WeekWe pay 20 week and expenses forman

with introduce our MixtureSend for terms Excelsior Mfg CoParsons Kans

Charitable man Jenks is Really

treet today and asked us himthe price of a meal I gave him a dime

Press

Crying BabiesAre the ones who take forGroup Pneumonia and Diphtheria Hox

number of artiolss left on thepawnbrokers hands proves that there arc a

world without aredeeming quality Elliott Magazine

The Queen CrescentOnly through Pullman line to Florida

The Crescent only through carline to Asheville

Popularity often makes a man believeisnt true Chicago Daily

News

To Cure a Cold In Onerako Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Alldruggists refund money to cure 25c

A man who is in the habit of telling everyhe hears soon doesnt soon very

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The hungry mendicant prefers the coldham DailyNews

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do nottain tbo hands or spot the kettle Sold byill druggests

The virtue is industry all the otherfollow in its Globe

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U S SENATOR ROACHSays Peruna the Catarrh Cure

Gives Strength and Appetite

Hon w N Roach United States Senator From North DakotaN Roach United States Senator from North Dakota personally

endorses Peruna the great catarrh cure and tonic In a recent fo ThePeruna Medicine Company at Columbus Ohio written from Washington IX dSenator Roach says

Persuaded By a friend Ihave used Peruna as a ionicto testify that it has greatly helped me in strength vigor and appetite Yhave Been advised by friends that it is remarkably efficacious as a cure farthe almost universal complaint of catarrh

Senator Roachs home address is Larimore North DakotasPeruna is not a guess nor an experiment it is an absolute scientific

Peruna cures catarrh wherever located Peruaa has no sabatitatear norivals Insist upon having Peruna Let no one persuade that some otherremedy will do nearly as welL There is no other remedy for catarrhbut Peruna Address the Peruna Medicine Company Columbus Ofclo for freebook on catarrh written by Dr Hartman

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