Go the whole day without passing out. The challenge of a lifetime for Steve

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Go the whole day without passing out. The challenge of a lifetime for Steve.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF STEVE

Waking Up

• Get up• Tell Shelly to wake up and get you a waffle• Sleep

Ugh…

• While trying to walk, you fall asleep without the energy of an 8 course breakfast.

Yum!

• How many courses in your breakfast should Shelly make?

• 7• 8• 9

Uh oh!

• Without your usual 8 course meal, you fall asleep, either due to lack or too much food. I don’t know! I’m too lazy to count!

NOOOO!

• Shelly serves you and then tells you, “You have to go to work, you lazy bum!

Who will Drive?

• Shelly• Bob Wilson• Tiffany

Women…

• Don’t you know anything? When girls drive, they talk and talk and talk! You fall asleep.

Wooo!

• You let the baby drive? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome!

Where Do I go?

• Right door?• Left door

The Boss…

• You run into the boss and while you’re there the boss lectures you and you fall asleep.

Your Office

• You go into your office…. What now?• Computer• phone

Talk talk talk!

• You listen to so many complaints you fall asleep.

Weeee!

• You go on the computer and play poker! JACKPOT! You went the whole day without falling asleep and won $1.00!!!

Then You Wake Up…

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