how to be a loser

BY SHINDE JYOTI SITARAMRAO

“NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS FACED CAN BE CHANGED BUT NOTHING CAN BE CHANGED ……….UNTIL IT IS FACED.”

HOW TO BE A LOSER

NEGLECT TO PRACTISE WHAT YOU TELL OTHERS TO PRACTISE

TAKE CREDIT FOR OTHERS WORK AND FAIL TO GIVE THEM RECOGNITION

INDIAN SPACE RESEARCH ORGANISATION

Smt.Indira Gandhi,Prof Satish Dhawan & Dr.A.P.J Abdul Kalam

MAKE JUDGEMENTS BASED ON PREJUDICES,LISTENING ONLY TO ONE SIDE

RUN AWAY FROM RESPONSIBILITIES

INDIRECT COMMUNICATION

• If you call Yogendra Yadav you hear a pre-recorded message which says

“Ji, mein Yogendra Yadav bol raha hoon. Yeh meri recorded voice hai aur mera koi saathi aapse jald baat karega. Agar aap English mein baat karma chahte hein to ek dabayein, agar aap media se hein to do dabayein, agar aap Haryana se hein to teen dabayein.”

SHORT CIRCUIT CHANNELS OF COMMUNICATION AND DELEGATION

ASKING SUBORDINATES TO MEET YOU INSTEAD OF REACHING OUT TO THEM

MAKE YOURSELF INACCESSIBLE

CONFUSING SUBORDINATES-WHETHER YOU ARE TELLING THEM,CONSULTING THEM OR DECIDING

WITH THEM

INTRODUCE CHANGE WITHOUT CONSULTATION OR DISCUSSION

DON’T WORRY, BE LAZY

START TARNISHING OTHERS REPUTATION

• NEGLECT TO PRACTISE WHAT YOU TELL OTHERS TO PRACTISE

• TAKE CREDIT FOR OTHERS WORK AND FAIL TO GIVE THEM RECOGNITION

• MAKE JUDGEMENTS BASED ON PREJUDICES,LISTENING ONLY TO ONE SIDE

• RUN AWAY FROM RESPONSIBILITIES• INDIRECT COMMUNICATION• SHORT CIRCUIT CHANNELS OF COMMUNICATION

AND DELEGATION

• ASKING SUBORDINATES TO MEET YOU INSTEAD OF REACHING OUT TO THEM

• MAKE YOURSELF INACCESSIBLE• CONFUSING SUBORDINATES-WHETHER YOU ARE

TELLING THEM,CONSULTING THEM OR DECIDING WITH THEM

• INTRODUCE CHANGE WITHOUT CONSULTATION OR DISCUSSION

• DON’T WORRY, BE LAZY• START TARNISHING OTHERS REPUTATION

Have a nice time being a loser !