I Could Be Happy

(fake “diner” version of Les Amis)

Only one other person in the place.

Ventriloquist?! Great—

Did I wake up on the Bow of the Love Boat?

It’s pathetic—People need too much attention

the unicycle jackball on the way herewasn’t enough? Now I gotta see this?

don’t most people want—peace and quiet?I just need to be able to think…

don’t most people want—peace and quiet?I just need to be able to think…

I don’t need someone spitting bible verses inmy ears—or whatever people are compelled to do

I may wear vintage shirts from time to time…

At least I’m quiet about it

At least I’m quiet about it I’m gonna have to say something

As I walked by—I realized I was wrong…

It was a child—a mentally challenged child—maybe the bow tie threw me off—

He’s obviously a better human being than I am—more patient, more decent, open, caring…

He knows…

I’m wrong…So what…

I’m wrong…So what…

“What’ve you done with Lester—Willie?”**Willie Tyler: b.1940 American ventriloquist, comedian Lester: Dummy

The End

The End