Keri and Sheila Move from Tennis Lessons...to PowerPoint Classes!!!

Keri and Sheila Move from Tennis Lessons...to

PowerPoint Classes!!!

Why They’ve Made the Switch

• They need to find something to entertain them during work;

• They need to expand their Microsoft Office Horizon;

• They need new skills -

• So they can find new jobs!

• Plus, they need to use their brains...

• Waste not, want not!

Current Work Activities

• Sheila• answer the telephone• listen to the boss

make awful jokes• constituent letter data

entry• supervise retard

interns• water and coffee girl

• Keri• talk on the telephone• listen to boss make

awful jokes• schedule data entry• supervise interns• ensure there is

enough water in the office

Where Did They Go Wrong?

• Teaching is listed dead LAST on this list.

• Political Science: Not mentioned.

• Theology: Not mentioned.

Education Political Science

Theology

Marquette University

What They’re Going to Do About It

• Contact Miller Goss for suggestions• Secure Graduate Degree on May 21, 2006• Read trashy magazines and books• Pad resume

Secure Position Using Extensive Hill Contacts and Microsoft Office Skills

Move Back to Chicago

Take PowerPoint Class

How We Spend Out Year in Congress

0

50

100

Feb-March

April-May

May-JulyAUGUST Sept-Nov

Dec-Jan

Recess

Short Sessions

Sessions

• Please note the light color (RECESS) is when Keri and Sheila are happiest

What Keri and Sheila Would Do if Retired

• Craft• Join tennis club• Learn household fix-it skills• Join reading club• Garden• Host tea parties• Learn how to play golf• Bring lunch to our sucker friends at work• Sit by the pool• Learn how to navigate all types of boats• Go back to school; earn Ph.D.• Volunteer at local library

Thank you for Watching

• If interested in hiring Keri Kohler, please e-mail Keri_Kohler@yahoo.com

• If interested in hiring Sheila Holland, please e-mail SheilaMHolland@yahoo.com

• You know you can use all the skills they have to offer!!