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Forget what you heard, recognize what you see. I know you heard the rumors of mydefeat... now here's the real me.....Boy: Baby are you jealous?Gf : No.Boy: Baby are you jealous?Gf : No.... Boy: Baby are you jealous?Gf : I already told you, No!Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?Gf : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY BITCH THAT LIKED YOURSTATUS ON FACEBOOK!Love me or hate me, but u will never change me!...."We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."

Tom RobbinsGirls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be. "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."

-- Parveen Shakir

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Not failure,bt low Aim is a crime..

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Whenever you fall, pick something up...

The most beautiful clothesthat a woman can wear

are the arms of the manwho loves her.

Dont hunt.............. what u cant KILL..............................

Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you."

Boyfriend (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke"

Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus,

...Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone."

Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na ? "

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,

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"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the" :P

In aschool function

A K.G boy started

closing his ears withboth hnds,

... ............when girl was about

to start her speech ...

Others asked himWhy r you closing yourears?

He replied: Dude, She ismy Girlfriend n She is

gonna start her speech

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Brothers n Sisters ... ;)

Yes I am a engineer Bcoz

I Can write 70 words per minute but I can't read my own Handwriting.!

I spend more time with my teachers than with my Family...!

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I have no Life & can Prove it Mathematically.!

I can Translate English into Binary.!

I know the second law of thermodynamic but not my T-shirt Size!

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My IQ is greater than my weight!

A 50 out of 100 is Heaven 4 me.!

My xerox bills r Higher than my mobile bill..!!

Strange but I think its true.........

When a girl loves a boy,No one knows except that girl.

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........And when a boy loves a girl,Everyone knows except that girl.....

Study. . .stud. . .stu. . .st. . .s. . .sl. . .sle. . .slee. . .Sleep :(

No1 can climb the ladder of success, vth both hands in the pocket...

someday when the heart is heavy, the nights are heavy too.Good Night.

Women are like police. They have all the evidence in the world against you but they still ask for your confession

Couple Silent in Bed...!

Wife thinks:

Why is he not talking to me?... ...Is he thinKing of Another Woman?

Does he like someone else?

Is he seeing someone?

Don't I Appeal to him Anymore?

Are Wrinkles showing on my Face?

Is he trying to Dump me?

Is he now Finding me ugly?

Have I put on weight?

Does my make up repel him these Days?

Is he upset with my nagging?

WHY IS HE UPSET?

Husband Thinks:

Why the Hell Ashwin did not took 2nd run ???:( :P :D

Santa: Aunty Banta he kya?

Banta's mother: ha he na abheee abhee ghar pe aaya he aur maggi kha raha hai, Tujhe bheee bukh lageee hogi na?Santa: Haan Aunty....

Banta's mother: Haan toh tu bheee ghar ja ke khana kha kee aaaa! :p

A Beautiful saying- "The past is to prove dat no 1 is perfect, nd d future is 2 prove dat every 1 can change..."

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**I the feeling whenwe are together.I the thought being with

you

forever.... I it when ur dream comes

true.I it when it's a bit hazy &dew.

I the time i spend withyou.Be'coz I feel perfect with

you..!

once i get my akash tablet,evry update would b AakashVani !!!

RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS'

ADVERTISEMENT!Madam: I am an olden young uncle living

only with myself in Lahore Having seen your

... advertisement for marriage purposes, Idecided to press myself on you and hope

you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I amnice and big, six foot tall, and six inches

long. My body is filled with hardness, as

because I am working hardly. I am playinghardly also. Especially I like cricket, and I am

a good batter and I am a fast baller.

Whenever I come running in for balling,other batters start running. Everybody isscared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing

loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay.Ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.

Am always giving respect to the ladies. I am

always allowing ladies to get on top. That ishow nice I am. I am not having any bad

habits. I am not drinking and I am notsucking tobacco or anything else. Every

morning I am going to the Jim and I ampumping like anything. Daily I am pumping

and pumping. If you want you can come

and see how much I am pumping the dumbbelles in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and

my pant is always open for you. I am such anice man, but still I am living with myself

only. What to do ? So I am taking things into

my own hands everyday.. That is why I ampressing myself on you, so that you will

come in my house and my things into your

hand.If you are marrying me madam, I am tellingyou, I will be loving you very hard every day..

fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the

Jim. If you are not marrying me madam andnot coming to me, I will press you and press

you until you come. So I am placing my headbetween your nicely smelling feet looking upwith lots of hope.

I am waiting very badly for your reply and Iam stiff with anticipation.Expecting soon Yours and only yours

Choudhary Warraich,

born by mother in Okara and become big in

Lahore, Punjab

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Be happy. It's one way of being wise!

The diffrnce between a boss & a leader:a boss says, 'Go!' - a leader say's 'Let's go