Tale of Three Zambian Presidents

TALE OF THREE ZAMBIAN PRESIDENTS

By lkc

3 Presidents• Three presidents - Kaunda, Chiluba

and Mwanawasa werelost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. Thecannibal king told the prisoners that they could liveif they pass a trial.

3 Presidents• The first step of the trial was

to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the samekind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways togather fruits.

3 Presidents• The first one who came back was Kaunda and

said to theking, "I brought ten apples." The king then explainedthe trial to him. "You have to shove the completefruits down your throat without any __expression on yourface or you will be eaten.''

3 Presidents• The first apple went in.... but on

the second one hewinced out in pain, so he was killed.

3 Presidents• The second one to arrive was

Chiluba and showed theking ten berries. When the king explained the trial tohim, he thought to himself that this should be easy.

3 Presidents• 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on

the ninthberry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

3 Presidents• Then Kaunda and Chiluba met in

hell. Then KK  asked," FTJ mwaiche why did you laugh, you almost got awaywith it?"

3 Presidents• Then Chiluba replied, " I couldn't

help it, I sawMwanawasa coming with 10 watermelons.!!!!!