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The Future Belongs to the Learners......

Not the Learned

Alan Haskvitz, teacherl National Teachers Hall of Famel Named 100 Most Important Educators in Worldl USA Today All American Educatorl Reader’s Digest Hero in Educationl NCSS Middle Level Teacher of the Yearl NCSS National Exemplary Programl Learning Magazine Professional Best American Teacher Awardl Cherry International Great Teacher Awardl George Washington Freedom Foundation Awardl State/National Awards in economics, technology, environment, agriculture, economics, art,

service learning, journalism, English, history, photography, creative writing, civicsl Featured on NPR, CNN, Time, Newsweek, and USA Today,textbooks, national television

l Never been observed by State or Federal or non-principal District official

This inservice is on resources

l I learned from our school's inservice on Common Core that the main idea can be conveyed by a consultant by giving quotes and showing online videos.

l Since she makes a lot of money I thought I would give it a try.

l Here goes:

A Different Generationl Students were born into cyberspace.l Never needed an actual airline “ticket”l A quarter of the entering students already have suffered some hearing loss.l The Secretary of State was almost always a woman.l There has always been football in Jacksonville but never in Los Angeles.l Exposed bra straps have always been a fashion statement, not a wardrobe malfunction

to be corrected quietly by well-meaning friends.l TheTwilightZone involves vampires, not Rod Serling.l Two-thirds of the independent bookstores in the United States have closed for good

during their lifetimes.

You can get help from teachers,but you are going

to have to learn a lot by yourself,sitting alone in a room.

Dr. Seuss

We teach individuals

l A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

l Robert Orben

Resources help reach

l Different Thinkers

Ah, Differently

The bottom line is that everyone thinks differently.Rihanna

Women bond differently, and I don't think men understand that.Julie Garwood (romance writer)

I think all kinds of parents are different in what they're seeking.Margaret Spellings

I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently.Justin Bieber

I think you have different soulmates throughout your life.Kim Kardashian

Change is difficult

Free Stuff/Discounts

Freehttp://www.passionforsavings.com/free-stuff-for-teachers/

Discountswww.giftcardgranny.com/blog/the-complete-list-of-66-teacher-discounts/

Awesome Stories

l The Best Site forhighinterest reading.

l https://www.awesomestories.com/l https://www.awesomestories.com/asset/view/Animals-as-Defendants

Common Core

l https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAVmb8cEWcE

Differentiated Instruction in the classroom

l https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn8faeuQjE0

How Much is a Teacher Worth

l https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAiWOnB0EZQ

Changes to the World

l https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swnt0wvBDsE

Never Give Up

l https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13N6gAlhAqg

Texting Comment

And Bill Gates Confirms our Value

l Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important.

l Bill Gates

Parent Teacher Meeting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr5kWOdkHYA

Thanks for staying

A Few Of My articles

l http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/alan-haskvitzl What Poor Teachers can Teach Usl http://gazette.teachers.net/gazette/wordpress/alan-haskvitz/what-poor-teachers-can-teach-us/

l Traits of Good Teachersl http://www.teachers.net/gazette/JAN09/haskvitz/