Why Classes Are Strange

WHY CLASSES ARE STRANGE

Cougar Class Registration Guide

BYU offers Women’s Studies

It’s just a few classes, but still.

But where does one study men?

Construction Management:The guy/girl ratio would be pretty high. Construction men are pretty hot, right? Hard hats don’t fit me right, though.

But where does one study men?

A friend told me herself not too many women study mechanical engineering. Smart, cute, mostly. Usually pale, and eyes sensitive to sunlight from too many hours in the TA and physics labs. Hmm.

But where does one study men?

Social Dance? Way too humiliating.

Where does one study men?

Engineering Building? Extremely high nerdiness concentration. (See slide #4.)

P.E. Buildings? Way too many sweaty men.

Then it occurred to me:

The Wilkinson Center: A nice combination of all sorts of men!

Where else?

On-campus dormitories! For the REALLY young ones!

And?

The Library: They can’t yell at you if you keep trying to ask them out!

What about actual dating classes?

-Danish-(Where’s Dating? What?!)-Electrical and Computer Engineering

For Cougars, specifically?

The Biology Building, where they perform Carbon Dating.