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LAUGHTER IS THE WORLD’S
BEST MEDICINE
LIFE’S JOURNEY THROUGH THE ABSURD
Told With Sophistication and Wise-Ass Humor
Amazon.com 5 Star ReviewsWARNING: “This Book Causes
Smiles, Chuckles, and Outbursts of Laughter”
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David's stories are engaging,
entertaining, and full of both true
and embellished historical facts.DavidSahud.com
Growing up during the depression
as a Jewish boy with an
Arabic-sounding name…DavidSahud.com
…in what he describes as a dysfunctional
family environment, gave him a ton of
fodder for his stories.
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Retired folks will definitely be able to
relate to many of the stories, and their
children will enjoy reading them, so they
can try to understand their parents
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Business people will be inspired by
David's innate ability to turn even the
most dire circumstance into a win-win.DavidSahud.com
EVERYONE will find David's
stories not only enjoyable…
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BUT also will see parts of their own
lives that parallel the times of his life…
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…Cleverly depicted in humorous,
engaging, and partially
auto-biographical tales.
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STORIES LIKE…
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BACK TO THE FUTURE
“NO I Haven’t Changed a BitIn FIFTY Years!” DavidSahud.com
HOUSE OF SAHUD
“You are Mr. David Sowd? Mr. Sowd, where are
you going on this trip?” As I was led through a Door Marked “AIRPORT SECURITY”
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IN NAME ONLY
“I can’t figure out your
name. Are you Arabic or
Moslem?” I said, “Why
are you sitting there with
a sharp scalpel in your
hand and questioning my
heritage?” DavidSahud.com
FROM CRANIAL TOANAL RETENTION
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GUT FEEL
I never had much luck
with people who
called themselves
“Financial Advisors”.
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BOLD ENDEAVORS
“This Began My Career as a
Collector’s Item…
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HONESTY IS THE WORST POLICY
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HYPOCHONDRIACS OF THE WORLD UNITE
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JUST BITCHING & MOANING
“The shortest
distance between
two points is a
straight line”
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LORD OF THE ZINGS
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EAT YOUR HEART OUTDONALD TRUMP
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IT’S IN THE AIR
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MESSIAH OR MARSHMALLOW?My feelings lean more towards forgiveness
than revenge. Does that make me a softie,
or simply “too good to be true”?
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MIND BOGGLINGI had the first television
set in my family and group
of friends. It came with an
instruction book in
hieroglyphics and
intimidated everyone
because the principle
could never work!DavidSahud.com
MOUTH SANS BRAIN
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MOVE OVER ROBIN COOK
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RESTAURANT ROWS“History Books Will NEVER Record The
Saber-Rattling When A Well-Meaning Retiree
Utters The Inflammatory Phrase:
“Let’s Get Together For Dinner”
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AND MANY MORE…
A LABOR OF LOVEActually, the word “labor” is the wrong word because it denotes something
painful – like childbirth! This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE
labor of love. This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE labor of love.
My name is Julie Weishaar, and I am one of two very lucky ladies who had the
most wonderful father, David Sahud – the author of “From Self-Proclaimed
Nerd, to Accomplished Executive, to Befuddled Snowbird"
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Dad (“daddy” to me and my sister, Carole-Beth) wrote extremely
entertaining stories over the years and was always encouraged to get
them published because they were so enjoyed by those who read them.
A LABOR OF LOVEI did get one of his stories published in an offline magazine many years
ago (Keeping up with Technology) but as life always got in the way, he
never did get around to publishing his stories.
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After he passed away on August 25, 2012, I spearheaded this project with our
families joyful consent that this would be a wonderful tribute to a wonderful
man, while bringing entertaining and engaging stories to the masses so that his
talent would not be wasted in a file folder where his stories lived.
This book brings to life what is essentially an auto-biographical account of my
dad’s life – mixed with tons of hyperbole as part of his creative genius.
LOVE AND MEMORIES
Thank You Daddy!
I MISS YOU!
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