How to be a loser

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How to be a Perfect .

This is not the final Slide but the beginning !

This is not the final Slide but the beginning !

Thanks becauseFinally you have started learning officially, to be a loser!

This is not the final Slide but the beginning !

Thanks becauseFinally you have started learning officially, to be a loser!

Let’s Learn !!

will make you a big looser !!

Step:1. Keep Gossiping!!

Gossiping cont.. . .

Step:1. Keep Gossiping!!

# Do you talk about goals, Ideas or people ?

Gossiping cont.. . .

Step:1. Keep Gossiping!!

Just keep gossiping as it will give you the best loser's impression in the society!

# Do you talk about goals, Ideas or people ?

Gossiping cont.. . .

**We know its not easy !!**

Gossiping cont.. . .

**We know its not easy !!**# But you Should..

Gossiping cont.. . .

**We know its not easy !!**

1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!

# But you Should..

Gossiping cont.. . .

**We know its not easy !!**

1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!

2. Find people like you and inject them.

# But you Should..

Gossiping cont.. . .

**We know its not easy !!**

1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!

2. Find people like you and inject them.

3 And keep on doing so.. .

# But you Should..

Gossiping cont.. . .

**We know its not easy !!**

1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!

2. Find people like you and inject them.

# You know it is shameless

3 And keep on doing so.. .

# But you Should..

Gossiping cont.. . .

**We know its not easy !!**

1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!

2. Find people like you and inject them.

but to be a perfect looser you have to keep it going

# You know it is shameless

3 And keep on doing so.. .

# But you Should..

Gossiping cont.. . .

Still Finding it Difficult !?

Gossiping cont.. . .

Still Finding it Difficult !?

Gossiping cont.. . .

# No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope

Still Finding it Difficult !?

Gossiping cont.. . .

# No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope

4. Find another looser and ..

Still Finding it Difficult !?

Gossiping cont.. . .

# No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope

4. Find another looser and ..

5. Start comparing yourself with him and follow his foot ..!

Step: 2. Complain!!

Complaincont.. . .

Step: 2. Complain!!Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the

later, please stop doing so!

Complaincont.. . .

Step: 2. Complain!!Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the

later, please stop doing so!

Some might say, “A Braveheart never complains”

Complaincont.. . .

Step: 2. Complain!!Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the

later, please stop doing so!

Some might say, “A Braveheart never complains”

But you don’t have to care about that . Rather , be on your track and drive towards to your dream to be a loser.

Complaincont.. . .

# When you have nothing good to talk about

Complaincont.. . .

# When you have nothing good to talk about

Complain about the weather..

Complaincont.. . .

# When you have nothing good to talk about

Complain about the weather..

Complain about your life and everything wrong with it

Complaincont.. . .

# When you have nothing good to talk about

Complain about the weather..

Complain because you were born in this society

Complain about your life and everything wrong with it

Complaincont.. . .

# When you have nothing good to talk about

Complain about the weather..

Complain about your life and everything wrong with it

Complain about your boss, parents, spouse.. everybody and everything you work with !

Complaincont.. . .

Complain because you were born in this society

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Comparison should be your addiction !

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Comparison should be your addiction !

Compare your Hair, dress, Color!

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Comparison should be your addiction !Compare your Hair, dress,

Color!

You Luck

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Comparison should be your addiction !Compare your Hair, dress,

Color!

You Luck

Your Job

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Comparison should be your addiction !Compare your Hair, dress,

Color!

You Luck

Your Job

Salary

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Comparison should be your addiction !Compare your Hair, dress,

Color!

You Luck

Your Job

Salary

Girlfriend!

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Comparison should be your addiction !Compare your Hair, dress,

Color!

You Luck

Your Job

Salary

Girlfriend!

Husband

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Comparison should be your addiction !Compare your Hair, dress,

Color!

You Luck

Your Job

Salary

Girlfriend! Husband

Everything you are leaving with

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Its Important to compare !

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Its Important to compare !Because it will give you happiness and You will get everything by making it your habit!

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Its Important to compare !Only making comparison can make your life batter

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s

Its Important to compare !

Only making comparison can make your life batter

“This is the ultimate loser's attitude!”And this is what you must learn to be a successful looser.

take a break for a while! Because Mr. X is doing the same!

Step: 4. Take a Break !

Breakcont.. . .

take a break for a while! Because Mr. X is doing the same!

Step: 4. Take a Break !

No matter you haven’t earned it yet! May be you don’t have enough money !

Breakcont.. . .

take a break for a while! Because Mr. X is doing the same!

Step: 4. Take a Break !

No matter you haven’t earned it yet! May be you don’t have enough money !

Just take one, coz X took one!

Breakcont.. . .

take a break for a while! Because Mr. X is doing the same!

Step: 4. Take a Break !

No matter you haven’t earned it yet! May be you don’t have enough money !

Just take one, coz X took one!

Don’t try to see that Mr. X made the maximum sales in this year !

Breakcont.. . .

If you do so, You may not be able to be a perfect looser !

Breakcont.. . .

Step: 5. Keep watching Movies

Step: 5. Keep watching Movies

Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!!

Step: 5. Keep watching Movies

Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!!You keep watching television so you can have something to talk to other losers about.

Step: 5. Keep watching Movies

Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!!You keep watching television so you can have something to talk to other losers about.

Studies have shown that a 20% cognitive decline occurs when a person watches television. But you shouldn’t worry.

Step: 5. Keep watching Movies

Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!!You keep watching television so you can have something to talk to other losers about.

Studies have shown that a 20% cognitive decline occurs when a person watches television. But you shouldn’t worry.

You just keep watching!

Revision Time!

Revision Time!• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is

not a work for you)

Revision Time!• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is

not a work for you)

• Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing attitude) 

Revision Time!• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is

not a work for you)

• Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing attitude) 

• Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot)

Revision Time!• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is

not a work for you)

• Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing attitude) 

• Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot)

• Step: 4. Take a Break! (Following without rationality makes attractive personality)

Revision Time!• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is

not a work for you)

• Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing attitude) 

• Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot)

• Step: 4. Take a Break! (Following without rationality makes attractive personality)

• Step: 5. Keep watching TV (Watching movies will

get you the best audience award)

Thanks for trying !!

ByK.M. Tanbhir Siddiki

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