Piranha 10 Year Anniversary Presentation

The Early Years

History tells us that

SIZE DOES MATTER

NOTE: We couldn’t even spell it ourselves

Time

Sexi

ness

BEST PART ABOUT PIRANHA TRI IS THE CULTURE

FRIENDS FIRST THEN COMPETITORS.WILLINGNESS TO GIVE BACK (CLUB v SERVICE) .

CHARITY.DEDICATED COACHING STAFF.

FRESH IDENTITY.PRIDE and SENSE OF BELONGING.

Serious Concerns by Founders

Why are Piranha men so bad? And the women so good?

You may have noticed that Piranha women have out done the Piranha men – more medals, more titles, more beers - it seems nothing has changed. BUT WHY?

Hypothesis 1: There are less women in triathlon thus it’s easier to do well if you are a woman

FROM THE TI WEBSITE

Þ So, if we removed 1/3rd of the male competition would the men’s results improve? ANSWER: YES

BUT if the 1/3rd of males removed are removed evenly from all levels, not just the upper quartile, then the improvement in results would only be small.Conclusion: Less men only means less men for the women in Piranha to beat

Hypothesis 2: Piranha women are more aero due to the skimpier clothing they wear & shaved legs

Conclusion: Piranha men have tried everything to compete – but failed

Hypothesis 3: The men were absent the day the health & nutritionist came…..

Conclusion: Piranha men got the wrong-end-of-the -stick when it came to carbo loading

Thank You & Looking forward to the next 10