DevOpsDays PGH: How to Fail With One Weird Trick
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DevOpsDays PGH Talk about how to fail at devops.
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- SCRUM MASTERS HATE HIM!!!! How To Fail With One Weird Trick
@petecheslock
- Pete Cheslock Was Asked to Run the DevOps Team But You Wont
Believe What Happens Next @petecheslock
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- @petecheslock FOOLED YOU
- @petecheslock Who is this failure? Pete Cheslock Currently:
Funemployed Previously: Systems, Automation, RelEng for Dyn Tech
Ops for Sonian
- @petecheslock Chess Lock Loves Sushi Hugs &
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- @petecheslock Thomas Edison I have not failed 700 times. I have
not failed once. I have succeeded in proving that those 700 ways
will not work. When I have eliminated the ways that will not work,
I will find the way that will work.
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- @petecheslock My One DevOps Slide I Blame DevOps on Agile
- @petecheslock I lied.
- @petecheslock Seriously last one
- @petecheslock CHIEF DEVOPS OFFICERS HATE HIM!!!!! Weird Trick
#1 Build a DevOps team to work along side your Dev and Ops
team.
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https://twitter.com/hiredman_/status/468871082788028417
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- @petecheslock DevOps is a cultural and professional movement.
Period. Thats it Theres no technology, you cant patent devops. Adam
Jacobs, Velocity 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx8OBeNmaWw
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https://twitter.com/lhagemann/status/469923603329601536
- @petecheslock What does your organization represent? What are
your real values, vs the actual values of your org Do you
incentivize collaboration or politics?
- @petecheslock Dev Ops QARelEng Product Sales Finance
- @petecheslock Devops means giving a shit about your job enough
to not pass the buck. Devops means giving a shit about your job
enough to want to learn all the parts and not just your little
world. John Vincent (@lusis)
http://blog.lusis.org/blog/2013/06/04/devops-the-title-match/
- @petecheslock Ops Ops Sr. Ops Dir VP Ops VP Eng Dev Dev Sr. Dev
Dir C-Level
- @petecheslock Dr. W. Edwards Demming The worker is not the
problem. The problem is at the top! Management!
- @petecheslock You Get the DevOps You Deserve
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http://firstround.com/article/Twitter-Engineering-SVP-Chris-Fry-on-the-Power-of-Stable-Teams
- @petecheslock Build strong teams first. Assign them problems
later
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- @petecheslock Ops Ops Sr. Ops Dir VP Ops VP Eng Dev Dev Sr. Dev
Dir C-Level
- @petecheslock Ops Ops Sr. Ops Dir VP Ops VP Eng Dev Dev Sr. Dev
Dir C-Level 1. 2. 3. Priorities Priorities 1. 2. 3.
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http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Europe/Greece/South_Aegean/Kyklades/Serifos/photo912537.htm
- @petecheslock Organizations which design systems ... are
constrained to produce designs which are copies of the
communication structures of these organizations Melvin Conway
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_law
- @petecheslock VP Manager C-Level Eng Eng Ops Sys Rel Eng Net
Auto Eng Eng Ops Sys Rel Eng Net Auto Eng Eng Ops Sys Rel Eng Net
Auto
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http://www.themcdougalfamily.com/uploads/dscn0273.jpg
- @petecheslock Deploy Openstack a better way to manag Deploy
Openstack
- @petecheslock Cultivate Trust and Learning
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- @petecheslock GROWTH HACKERS HATE THEM!!!!! Bonus Weird Trick
Buy My DevOps First taste is free
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- @petecheslock Would you rather be Systems Engineer IV or Senior
DevOps Engineer? Answer: They both kinda suck.
- @petecheslock Im a system admin, I dont write code Soon to be
Unemployable SysAdmin
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- @petecheslock A failure of DevOps is EVERYONEs failure
- @petecheslock It is not necessary to change. Survival is not
mandatory. Dr. W. Edwards Deming There is no substitute for
knowledge.
- Thank You @petecheslock petecheslock@gmail.compete.io
- @petecheslock Reading List Adam Jacobs Velocity 2010 talk -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx8OBeNmaWw John Vincent - Devops,
the Title Match -
http://blog.lusis.org/blog/2013/06/04/devops-the-title-match/ Chris
Fry on the Power of Small Teams -
http://firstround.com/article/Twitter-Engineering-SVP-Chris-Fry-on-the-Power-of-
Stable-Teams Conways Law -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_law Patty McCord -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3e1lnixKBM