Funny Help Desk Requests, From Irreverent to Irrelevant

From Irreverent to Irrelevant:

CIOs Reveal the Most Unusual

Requests They’ve Received

Some Requests Get a Little Cheeky

“Why aren’t we allowed to

visit blocked sites?”

2

“Can you remove adult sites

from my personal laptop?”

“Can you recommend

a dating site for me?”

WARNING: BLOCKED CONTENT

!

Everything and the Kitchen Sink

“Can you fix the signal on my radio?”

3

“We need you to fix the elevator!”

“The microwave in the lunchroom is broken!”

“My phone fell in the toilet, can you fix it?”

“We do Windows, but we don’t clean!”

“I need assistance getting the

cat hair out of the computer fan.”

4

“I’d like to send you my laptop

to clean up and send back to me.”

“Please send someone

to clean my laptop.”

Streaming in HD (High-Demand)

“Can we stream

the World Cup?”

5

“Can you set up my

laptop to watch football?”

“How can I watch a

movie on my computer?”

Email Fail

“I’m writing an email and

I have the letter “A” in

the address window, but

how do I get the circle

around it?”

6

Investigative Inquiries

“Can you teach me how

to hack a computer?”

7

“Help me download the

app that will tell me if my

husband is cheating.”