The Laws Of Ducks

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Duck Law No. 1 Duck Law No. 1 If it walks like a duck, If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks talks like a duck, looks

like a duck and cooks like like a duck and cooks like a duck, it's a duck. a duck, it's a duck.

Duck Law No. 2 Even under ideal

circumstances, no duck, no matter how noble or well-intentioned, can be

an eagle.

Duck Law No. 4 Duck Law No. 4 No duck may be an eagle

until it abandons its webbed feet and bill for

talons and a beak.

Duck Law No.5Duck Law No.5Ducks are noble

creatures. They shall not be penalized in the eyes

of other creatures because they are not

eagles.

Duck Law No. 6Duck Law No. 6The greatest duck

that ever was cannot cannot fly as

high as even a modest eagle.

Duck Law No. 7 Duck Law No. 7 Ducks flock. Eagles

fly alone. Ducks and eagles never

mingle.

Duck Law No. 8Duck Law No. 8A duck's quack

doesn't echo. No one knows why.

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