UbuntuLive Keynote

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My keynote at the inaugural UbuntuLive conference. For the curious, yes the theme is a direct ripoff from Adult Swim.

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When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

[ Master Kan ]

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[ Distrowatch ]

Microsoft has a majority market share in the new desktop PC marketplace. This is a bug, which Ubuntu is designed to fix.

[ Mark Shuttleworth ]

[ Net Applications ]

OS Marketshare

You can be sure of succeeding in your attacks if you only attack places which are undefended.

[ Sun Tzu ]

Apt-get is just so unreasonably fucking great.

[ Tim Bray ]

Ubuntu also enjoys a rich and active forum where most any question can be answered by a worldwide community

of users.

[ CNET ]

I'm looking for a good Asterisk engineer, can you help?

Dear Ubuntu,

Sincerely, A Small Biz User

Of course we can, we're Ubuntu. Did you think we'd leave you to fend for yourself? What are we, Windows?

Dear Small Biz User,

Sincerely, Ubuntu

DeveloperCustomer

apt-cache search asterisk developer

b. b. rodriguez4 rating / 56 projects / NNY

The real value in my opinion has moved from the software to the information and the community.

[ Adam Bosworth ]

Without an Internet connection I don’t even bother to turn on my laptop.

[ Havoc Pennington ]

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The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him.

[ Sun Tzu ]

To take the pebble, you must reframe the debate. To reframe the debate, you must play to your strengths.

[ me ]

[ redmonk ]

Credits: Theme/Adult SwimLicense: CC-SA-NC