DuckVentures

Written By

adam Duffield

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EXT. A GRASSY HILL, DAY

John enters.

JOHNHello there everyone! Im john. Welcome to our house! We all live together right here on our farm! How cool is that!? Let me show you to some of my family!

Tommy enters and stands behind john

JOHNHey look! Tommy's here! Say hello tommy! Im showing a few people around our home!

TOMMYOh, hey everyone! Im tommy! I really like jumping around but i sometimes get in trouble...but that doesn't stop me!

JOHNThanks little timmy!

TOMMYIt's...it's tommy!

JOHNOh course it is timmy!

Tommy runs back off crying. Billy enters and stands behind john

JOHN (CONT'D)This is my son, Jimmy! He loves to run and play just like every other boy! Pay no attention to his little wing.

BILLYUm, dad?

JOHNYes jimmy? :D

BILLYMy...my name's billy.

JOHNGo to your room, jimmy.

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BILLYBut...but dad!

JOHNI SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM, JIMMY.

Billy runs off crying and paul appears

PAULJohn, can we talk for a second?

JOHNSure paul!

John leans into the camera

JOHNPaul's my brother!

Paul and john walk together into the house

INT. THE DUCK HOUSE DAY

PAULJohn. We've been meaning to talk to you. We have no idea who you are, or what you want here. You're scaring my family and we're gonna have to ask you to leave.

John pulls a gun out from under his hat or something and points it at paul

JOHNOH YEAH! IT'S EASY TO PICK ON THE ODD ONE OUT ISN'T IT, BROTHER?

PAULWHAT THE DUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! PUT THE GUN DOWN!!

JOHNIT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW DON'T YOU THINK?

John pulls the trigger and blasts pauls brains onto the walls, the kids run downstairs as john points the gun at his own head and kills himself

BILLYBoy...that guy was QUACKERS!!!!

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The screen fades to black and police sirens ring in the background.