The Lost Island

1. SHIP WRECK

SOUND: THUNDER RUMBLES. LIGHTING BOLTS CRACK.WAVES

HITTING BOAT.SCREAMS FROM PASSENGERS.

GARY:

Hide in here, it looks safe!

SOUND: WAVES CRASHING ON BEACH. BIRD NOISES.

Gary swims to shore from a shipwreck. Samir meets him

at the shore. Samir shows him around the island

introducing him to all the animals.

SAMIR:

Oi, Hello?! Who are you?

GARY:

HELP!

SAMIR:

Okay mate

GARY:

Where is this?

SAMIR:

Dis da bay of Bengal. Ma home for decades.

GARY:

Naiiice, I like. I think I saw it once on

Natinal Geographic.

SAMIR:

Ohh, Le’me show ya round.

GARY:

Okay then.

SOUND: FOOTSTEPS IN SAND. BIRDS.ANIMAL NOISES.

Samir starts off by introducing Fat baz, who’s a

Llama.

SAMIR:

Gaz, dis is Fat Baz. ‘E is da body guard of de

island.

GARY:

Alright buddy.

FAT BAZ:

Don’t call me buddy. My name’s Baz, Fat Baz. I

know I may not possess a weapon, but my legs produce

an almighty kick, don’t they Nige?

SOUND: SNORING.

Naughty Nigel, whos asleep gets woken up ny a

question.

NAUGHTY NIGEL:

Sorry what?

FAT BAZ:

Don’t worry you dopy old sod.

SAMIR:

Next we ‘ave Naughty Nigel. ‘e is da otha guard.

Deese two will protect you.

GARY:

Guessing you’re a lazy one eh?

NAUGHTY NIGEL:

Shut it you, I have spikes. Many spikes.

SAMIR:

Calm it Nige, ‘ight ‘ere we got da chef,

Gussburnz. Gussburnz, dis is Gaz.

GUSSBURNS:

Alright mate how ya doing?

GARY:

Not bad, yourself?

GUSSBURNS:

Don’t worry about me you nosey little crap. I

cook all sorts of stuff from snail to grass burgers.

GARY:

Lovely..

SAMIR:

‘ere is Magical Mike. ‘e will cheer you up

when you down, Quality guy aintya Mike?

MAGIC MIKE:

I’m alright I suppose.

GARY:

Ite mate

MAGIC MIKE:

Yeah, you?

GARY:

Yeah. Arghhhhh what was that you little

rapscallion?!

SAMIR:

Dat is Lazza, he cant talk yet as ‘e is da young one

‘round ‘ere.

GARY:

He may not talk but he has a sharp old pinch!

LAZZA:

GRRRRRR.

SAMIR:

Gaz watch out, dat is Brian, ‘e da annoying cheeky

buggaa.

BRIAN:

Up yours.

Half the population of the island plan an escape off

the island without alerting the other half resulting

in an argument and fight.

GARY:

Samir, what’s that fire in the background?

SAMIR:

Dat is usually where Callie hangs out, lets go check

it out

GARY:

Deal.

Callie &Stewy have arranged Shaun the fish and Wally

the whale to pick them up and take them to safety.

CALLIE:

C’mon stewy, we need to get a move on before

anyone spots us.

STEWY:

Oh oh, whos that?!

CALLIE:

That’s that big dark guy and the new white

boy, run.

SAMIR:

I dink dat is da lilmeerkat and his mate

GARY:

Quick, lets catch them!

STEWY:

Right let’s just jump on Wally!

CALLIE:

Okay lets go!

Callie and Stewy jump on Wally the whale to escape.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR EPISODE 2