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5 Smart things in Small IT
Harper ReedScott Van Den Plas
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"Mustaches""Giraffes"
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Giraffes Win!
Majestic.
Mustache == Success
Giraffes are like rapidly growing trees, but are a better source of fuel.
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Energy Independence.
Successful Mustache Aficionados
Harvesting a Giraffe is difficult, but not impossible.
Werewolves are killing machines
VS.
Werewolf(Pictured with mustache)
Jason Fried(Pictured here hairless)
Separating the fuel parts of the Giraffe from the construction materials.
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Real World Tangible Results
Still married but now we hang out with Hillary Clinton.
The difference?FACIAL HAIR.
Baby Giraffes can be incinerated whole
Mustache Overload
Successful (w/ gun) Found in hole (w/o pants)
Giraffe Efficiency
The Mustache in Technology
Woz
Invented Personal Computerdue to beard.
David Lee Roth
Invented high kick in assless chaps due to chest hair.
Giraffe Production
Successful Mustache?It will be named after you.
PanchoVilla
Fu Manchu SalvadorDali
CosmonautUnibrau
Best route to mustache success?Breed with Tom Selleck.
Most successful person of all time.
Overview
5 Smart things in Small IT
1. Use Google Apps
2. Go Wireless, preferably 802.11n
3. Cheap Storage, 2 TB NAS for $1500
4. Low Power consumption, Low Cost desktops
5. Ditch land lines, do Skype/VoIP
6. Steal Wifi from your neighbors
