The Best Interview Questions

(and the worst answers courtesy of Ron Swanson)

Q:Why should we hire you over

any other candidates?

Q:

A:I work hard to make

sure my department is as small and as ineffective

as possible.

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Q:What motivates

you?

A:There are only three ways to

motivate people:

Money, fear, and hunger.

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Q: How would you define “success”

when looking ahead to the time you’ll spend

here if hired?

A:

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.

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Q:

On a scale from 1 - 10, with 10 being the most competitive, how competitive

would you say you are?

What is the best example of your

competitive spirit?

A“:When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

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Q:Can you describe an experience that best demonstrates your

persistence?

A:achievement. Categories include: ...

Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage.

Poise. Property rights. Fish: for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a

vegetable.

I’ve been developing the Swanson

Pyramid of Greatness for years. It’s a

perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum

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