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You have joined a company, but submitted a bond that you will work for at least a year or two otherwise you'll have to pay penalty. Well now you can get out of that arrangement if you don't like your work, or if you have gotten a better offer after 6 months. Here are 2 ways.
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HOW TO JUMP COMPANY BOND
By Billu
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FEIGN
TUBERCU
LOSIS
Feign Tuberculosis
Tuberculosis is a communicable disease – and very dangerous!
The way to feign in convincingly is to:1. Eat less2. Grow a stubble3. Cough so regularly that people start advising you to see a doctor.
Feign Tuberculosis
People who know about TB knows how dreadful this disease Is.It spreads quickly in a damp and cold place like an AC room, much like flue. People at the top would know how dreadful this disease is. When somebody asks what disease you’ve got, say (in an innocent manner) that doctor says Tuberculosis, but more checks are in order
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Hearing the name of Tuberculosis,
you would Be given very easy ways to get out of the Company
Demand an experience letter and one month’s salary.
FEIGN
TUBERCU
LOSIS
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• Act like you are stoned• Whatever Job is required of you, do the minimum possible• It’s important that you don’t fail on the job requirement but your colleagues don’t like you sitting around them.
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After a while your superiors would get fed up with you They will send you to some far-off place Come to that place looking like a dump Somebody would not like what they got They will offer you ways with which you can get outTake the most beneficial and diplomatic way
Tip: Great way for superiors to let go of you is to turn up all rag tag in front of new-recruits or interviewees. It form a bad opinion about the company.
Stop Basic Grooming Wear Shabby Clothes Don’t wash the clothes Don’t cut Nails Don’t Shave Don’t cut hair
When somebody challenges you on that, say:
1. That you have lost all hope in the world
2. That you have become a sanyasi3. That your girlfriend has dumped
you and you are depressed
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