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November 2004November 2004November 2004November 2004November 2004Vol um e 11, Issue 3Vol um e 11, Issue 3Vol um e 11, Issue 3Vol um e 11, Issue 3Vol um e 11, Issue 3
The TalonThe TalonThe TalonThe TalonThe TalonVi en n a Hi gh SchoolVi en n a Hi gh SchoolVi en n a Hi gh SchoolVi en n a Hi gh SchoolVi en n a Hi gh School
NEWS
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OTHER NEWS
Madrigal Singers Perform for SchoolMasters Conference
TwoStudentsWin Big inthe Races
By Nate Thurston
By Nate Thurston
Tim Oslay and Isaac
Goins competed in the Dis-
trict 17 Hare Scramble on
Saturday, October 16. The
races were held at the Little
Egypt Off Road Motorcycle
Club located in Crab Or-
chard.
Isaac Goins, a senior at
VHS, made the most laps in
the allotted time to become
the first place winner in his
division. He was the first to
compete and was in the quad
division. The course that he
traveled on was a woods
course that totaled over six
miles for each lap. He com-
peted against many other
quads and came out on top.
Tim Oslay, a junior at
VHS, also won 1st place
for the 80-150 woods di-
vision for motorcycles. He,
too, raced on a woods
track, and, despite a few
upsets, finished first.
Isaac Goins is the first placewinner in the quad division.
Tim Oslay was the first placewinner in the 80-125 division.
On Thursday, October
28, the VHS Madrigal sing-
ers performed for the high
school administrators at the
School Masters Confer-
ence that was held at John
A. Logan College.
The conference was
held for every administrator
in the area. The adminis-
trators came from as far
north as Mt. Vernon, and as
far south as Cairo.
The students sang mu-
sic from this year’s Madri-
gal performance. This in-
cluded their dinner music, as
well as concert music that
they will be performing at
the Madrigal dinners in De-
cember.
Since the Madrigal is
a Christmas performance, all
of the songs the performers
sing are celebrating Christ-
mas.
Good Times with
the Band at DQThe VHS Spirit League
held a Concert at Dairy Queen
to raise money for the annual
band trip. The Pep Band,
Madrigal Singers, and the high
school Choir were there to per-
form. Dairy Queen held great
deals for those who came and
participated.
full story on page 2
Halloween Costume Contest
full story on page 7
Page 7- Halloween Costume
Winners- Ariel Adams
Page 10- How to be Cool in
the 00’s- Julie Farmer
Pages 13, 14, &15- Spot-
lights- Whitney Newton
Page 16- Comic Ninja
Mission- Brock and Payton
Page 19- Nate’s 4 Points of
Hot and Not Hotness- Nate
Thurston
Page 20- Shorty Rates Stuff
and Who’s License Plate is it
Anyway- Shoshannah
Richerson -Mr. Palmer’s All-
Time Favorite Movie List-
Ariel Adams
“It wasn’t easy getting
the performers in the mood
for celebrating Christmas this
early in the year. Especially
since we started singing back
in September,” stated Jarod
Shumaker, the Madrigal Di-
rector.
continued on page 12
On November 2nd, five
VHS students took part in
the First Judge Program.
They did so by being elec-
tion judges in this year’s
election.
The five students that
participated were Jeff
McGill, Haylie Jones,
Wesley Graves, Brandi
Craig, and Bernal Fredrick
Thompson III.
The First Judge program
is a way of introducing stu-
dents to the electoral pro-
cess by allowing them to
take part in the election pro-
cess.
One of the rules of be-
ing an election judge while
in High School is that you
must be doing well academi-
cally. You must also get a
teacher’s and the principal’s
signature to begin the pro-
cess.
After that, the County
Clerk has the task of select-
ing the students.
By Ariel Adams
The VHS Madrigal Singers perform for the School Masters Conference at John A. Logan
Five VHS students served as election judges. Pictured from left to right: Jeff McGill, Haylie
Jones, Wesley Graves, Brandi Craig, and Bernal Fredrick Thompson III
The VHS Student Coucil
sponsored a costume contest to
celebrate Halloween. They were
judged in 3 different categories:
Prettiest, Scariest, and Most Origi-
nal. Details of costume winners
inside!
See you at “Meet
the Eagles” on
November 13th!
Melissa Ford has been
chosen for the Daughters of
the American Revolution
Scholarship. The scholarship
encourages and rewards
qualities of good citizenship.
The reciepient is chosen by the
VHS faculty.
full story on page 4
Recently, two tiny
Native American soldiers
have been terrorizing the
VHS Media Lab. Several
students have fallen and
many more may be in danger
without your help.
Tragedy in
Media Lab
full story on page 5
Continued on Page 12
VHS Students Serve as ElectionJudges
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Homecoming 2004
Junior A t tendants
Sophomor e A t tendants
Fr eshmen A t tendants
Senior King Candidates
Senior Queen Candidates
Page by J il l Kar r aker
November 2004November 2004November 2004November 2004November 2004 Page 3Page 3Page 3Page 3Page 3The TalonThe TalonThe TalonThe TalonThe Talon
Dairy Queen Hosts Spirit League FundraiserBy Nate Thurston
On Saturday, October 23rd,
the VHS Spirit League held a band
and choir concert at Dairy Queen
in Vienna. The VHS pep band per-
formed several songs that they have
been working on for the upcoming
basketball games this season. The
newly established choir class sang
a selection of songs that they will
later be singing at the Christmas
Concert, and at the Spring Concert.
Also, this year’s Madrigal singers
sang a few of the songs that they
will be performing at the Madrigal
dinners this year.
Dairy Queen had special deals
to encourage people to come and
support their Spirit League. Sev-
eral students received free cheese-
burgers for a whole week after mak-
ing it through the carefully crafted hay
maze that the band spent several
days constructing. The trick was that
you had to crawl through the maze
in under eight seconds.
For the most part, the event was
held to raise money for the Spirit
League, and to help the band with
their class trip at the end of this year.
Their Director, Jarod Shumaker,
Along with the Band and Choir
Concert their was also a hay maze
for the children to enjoy. The maze
was $1 dollar per person and the
money was donated to the VHS
spirit league. The hay was donated
by Mr. Jarret Johnson, and several
members of the Spirit League
helped out in the construction pro-
cess.
Hay Maze (left)
The VHS Pep Band played a
small selection of their many songs
that they will be unleashing this
year. The songs included, “What I
Like About You,” “Sweet Child ‘O’
Mine,” “Go For It,” “Get Ready
For This,” “Wipe Out,” “Enter
Sandman,” “Somebody To Love,”
and many more. The band has at
least 20 more popular songs that
they will be using to wow the crowd
at this year’s basketball games.
also stated that the event was held
to encourage the community to be-
come more involved with the band.
VHS Pep Band (right)
The newly established VHS Choir Class had their first performance at Dairy
Queen. They performed some of the songs that they had been preparing for the
Christmas and Spring Concert. Some of the songs that the crowd had the pleasure
of enjoying were, “Route 66,” “Shepherd’s Joy,” “Danny Boy,” “Farewell My
Friend,” “Seasons of Love,” and “Alleluia Cannon.”
Choir Class
VHS Basketball Games to be Broadcast on RadioBy Julie Farmer
WIBH radio 1440 AM will be
broadcasting VHS boys’ basket-
ball games on their station.
They will be covering the games
held on Fridays and during the
Vienna Classic tournament. The
games will be announced by Ron
Ellis and Rick Campbell.
MeetThe
EaglesSaturday, November 13th
Bon Fire 6:00 P. M.Basketball Event s 7:00 P. M.
Broadcasting the games will
give fans a chance to hear the game
if they are unable to attend.
“I think it will be a great way for
the fans that can’t make it to the
games that still want to follow the
team to know how we’re doing.”
said Senior, Corey Huckelberry.
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John A. Logan Hosts International High School ConferenceJohn A. Logan hosted the
Southern Illinois International High
School Association Fall Conference
on October 12. The schools who
attended were Carbondale High
School, Herrin High School,
Edwardsville High School, and
Vienna High School.
The students present from VHS
were David Yandell, Amber Russell,
Kassie Ross, Kristin Hunter, Brittni
Throgmorton, Ariel Adams, Kaylyn
Adams, Kelly Clayton, and Stacy
Bean. The faculty that attended the
conference were Mrs. Clayton, Dr.
Trover, and Mrs. Bremer.
After the introductions, students
participated in a video conference
with a school in England. It was a
question/answer session where the
students from our area asked ques-
tions to the England high school stu-
dents on topics ranging from pop cul-
ture to their medical coverage. The
overseas school also got a chance
to ask their share of questions that
partially involved whether or not our
culture was the same as seen on TV.
Following the question/ answer
By Ariel Adams
VHS students that attended the IHS conference at John A. Logan on October 12:
(Top Row) Amber Russell, David Yandell (Bottom Row) Kassie Ross, Kristin
Hunter, and Brittni Throgmorton. Not pictured: Kaylyn Adams, Ariel Adams,
Stacy Bean, and Kelly Clayton.
session, Dr. John Downing , Direc-
tor of Global Media Research Cen-
ter of SIU, spoke about our media
providers and their unequal cover-
age of incidents in other countries,
and in our own. He discussed the
need to know the real culture of
other countries, and not judging the
places by the catastrophes that we
hear about, and are written about
them. According to Downing the
need for accurate and equal cover-
age of the other countries and our
own is a priority for a complete view
of a country.
Dr. John Jackson, Political Sci-
entist and Former Interim Chancel-
lor of SIU, was the keynote speaker
at the luncheon. He spoke on the
importance of true patriotism in our
generation. He also shared his
memories of what it was like to grow
up in the times of World War II and
the patriotism that our country
showed at that time.
After lunch, the students were
divided into smaller groups; some
participated in on-line balloting, and
the other group participated in a
round table discussion about the
United States’ role in our changing
world.
To finish up the day, there was a
global quiz bowl where teams par-
ticipated and prizes were awarded .Sophomore Kassie Ross com-
mented, “The day was very infor-mative on many levels, and it wasvery interesting to see the viewpointsand interests of schools from differ-ent areas and even different coun-tries.”
Melissa Ford Chosen for Daughters of the American Revolution Scholarship
Each year, the Daughters of the
American Revolution present a
Good Citizens Program and Schol-
arship contest. The contest is in-
tended to encourage and reward the
qualities of good citizenship.
Melissa Ford, a Senior at VHS,
was chosen from Vienna High
School to be a delegate for the
Scholarship. The contest consists
of two parts. Part one is a personal
overview of the student’s school
achievements and community in-
volvement.
Melissa participates in the VHS
cheerleading squad, Beta Club,
By Shoshannah Richerson
Mr. Reichert’s Class “Scrambles Up Some Eggs”By Jill Karraker
A New Addition to Mr. Hight’s Science RoomMr. Reichert’s class watching a freshly launched egg fly over the front lawn. Brock, Steven, and Morgan inspecting Jennifer Hale’s hidden egg.
Mr. Reichert’s Intro to Com-
puter Assisted Drafting(CAD) class
launched eggs in protective casings
across the front lawn. The assign-
ment was to design, draw, and con-
struct a container that would pro-
tect a living cell through whatever
type of “torture” it was put through.
The assignment was in partial
fullfillment in a section of the book
called “Surface Development Draw-
ing”. The containers were launched
across the lawn with Mr Reicherts’
balloon launcher.
HOSA, Pep Club, Madrigal, Span-
ish Club, and FCA.
The second part is the essay,
which is administered by a VHS fac-
ulty member. The subject is given
at the time of the writing. The sub-
ject this year was, “Our American
Heritage and our Responsibility for
Preserving it.”
“I feel very honored to be nomi-
nated for such an award. Even if I
am not chosen as the over-all schol-
arship winner, I still feel extremely
lucky to be chosen to represent
Vienna High School,” stated Mel-
issa.
By Jill Karraker
Mr. Hight’s Biology room has added one more student to the classroom. Jimmy, a ball python, has taken up residence at the head of theclassroom. Jimmy was given to Mr. Hight by a student leaving to go to college and the family could not keep it. Jimmy is up for adoption, sofor information, talk to Mr. Hight.
November 2004November 2004November 2004November 2004November 2004 Page 5Page 5Page 5Page 5Page 5The TalonThe TalonThe TalonThe TalonThe TalonVHS Student Wins Local Story Telling Contest
VHS Sophomore Laura Treat,
recently entered the 2004 Johnson
County Storytelling Festival held at
VHS on October 2, 2004.
Laura Treat was Grand Cham-
pion Writer of the “ Lament of Our
Lady,” which was a short story
about our country and politics.
Laura also won 1st place in short
story and 1st in the original poem
youth division. She won a total of
$150 and a trophy.
“There were a lot of really good
stories. I was really shocked that I
By Shoshannah Richerson
won anything at all,” stated Laura.
Tiny Indian Soldiers Attack VHS Computer Lab
VHS Student’s Poetry Published
Keesha Mattingly, a VHS
Sophomore, has been publishing
poetry since she was twelve at
poetry.com, a site sponsored by the
International Library of Poetry.
The site hosted a contest, which is
open to anyone. Submissions had
to contain at least thirty lines or less.
A panel of judges looked over
the poems and pick one $10,000
cash prize winner, one $1,000 cash
prize winner, and chose some po-
ems to be published.
They openly post all poems
submitted, so the public, authors,
and publishers can view the poetry.
Keesha has had around 10-12
poems published in a number of
books. Some of the books her
poems were included in are: “The
International Who’s Who of Po-
etry,” “Colors of Life,” “Theatre of
Mind,” “The Best Poems of 2003,”
and many others.
By Shoshannah Richerson
FFA Meets State Representative John ShimkusBy Shoshannah Richerson
On September 26, Robby Trigg
and David Yandell went to the
Vienna Farm Bureau Office. There
they met with Illinois State Repre-
sentative John Shimkus.
During this meeting, Representative
Shimkus received the “Friend of Ag-
riculture” award.
In order to receive this award a
tally is taken of how this person votes
on agricultural problems and how
they have helped the people in agri-
cultural activities.
Mr. Shimkus was the Illinois
Representative who came out on top
and whose votes were more “farmer
friendly”.
David Yandell and Robby Trigg meeting Illinois State Representative John
Shimkus.
Two extremely small Indians have been causing a disturbance in the Computer Lab recently. The Indians are said to be armed and dangerous. If
you see these two, please keep a distance from them.
Police say they think the Indians may have ties to a pesky fly, seen in the computer lab. The fly has been seen lurking around studying the layout of
the lab. This fly may be acting as a spy for the suspects. The following is a story board we have put together to help you as good Amercian citizens
understand, and stay safe in this risky situation.
Scene 1: Indian approaches
his first victim.
Scene 2: Indians surprise
“Hula Guy.”Scene 3: Indians
attack “Hula Guy”Scene 4: “Hula Guy” loses
his battle with the natives.Scene 5: A moment to
remember the “Hula Guy.”
Scene 6: Indians
spot a second
victim
Scene 7: Natives take aim
at young girl.
Scene 8: Girl surrenders to
the criminals.
Scene 9: Native attempts
an attack at boy, but are
spotted by an observant on-
looker.
Scene 10: Indianslaunch an attack on ayoung women who hasfallen.
If you have any information on these two hooligans and/or their accomplice please contact the local authorities, or Mrs. Clayton.
By Julie Farmer
By Keesha Mattingly
In the night I called to you
a frightened lover’s call.
How in such a mesmerizing
thirsting lover did I befall?
Experiences flashing,
in such an untainted mind.
Enchantments creep upon it,
it’s escape so hard, yet easy, to find.
Weary dreams will cloud my thoughts,
if I don’t run to you now.
I know you’re out there hiding, waiting.
I’ll find you some way, somehow.
Alas, I see those tempting eyes,
their deep but solid black.
Into your arms I wish to be,
there is no turning back.
I feel you breathe upon my neck,
sending shivers down my spine.
With a thought that overwhelms all doubt,
my heart is yours and yours is mine.
Though now I know that you must leave,
right here will I await.
My heart’s still beating enchantments yours,
though the hours are growing late.
How long will I wait thee,
to embrace your compelling sight?
For it is till the dark, will you come again,
Dear Creature of the Night
Creature of the Night
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FCCLA Members Attend Regional Peer Education Conference
Page By Shoshannah Richerson
Recently, four VHS students at-
tended a peer education conference
held in Springfield, Illinois. The con-
ference was held on October 11 and
12. The four students that were cho-
sen to represent Vienna were all of-
ficers at Chapter level and some at
Sectional level.
Dustin Vinson is the president of
the club at Vienna High School.
Brittany Perry the historian, has the
responsibility of taking care of scrap
books. Terrah Mullins, vice presi-
dent has the responsibility of creat-
ing ideas for fund-raisers and events
for the club. Shoshannah Richerson
is treasurer of FCCLA at VHS, and
is also treasurer of Section 19.
At the peer education confer-
ence, groups broke up to learn how
to lead their club and to keep things
organized. Members learned how
to make labels. Section officers
hosted activities to learn how to take
charge and lead a group.
Club Advisor Kaye McGinnis
stated,“Over all I think all the stu-
dents had a great time, and I think
the trip definitely helped the students,
and improved their leadership skills.
These skills they will hopefully ex-
press at school on a daily basis, not
just in the club,” stated club advi-
sor, Mrs.McGinnis.
FCCLA Members visit Lincolins’ Tomb and Memorial in
Springfield.
Group in front of Governer Tanners’ Tomb.
Dustin Vinson, Brittany Perry, Shoshannah Richerson, and Terrah Mullins
getting involved in the Peer Leadership Conference held in Springfield, Illinois.
Members trying to make an activity not so challenging, by working on hand
and eye coordination.
FCCLA Members Visit Heartland Regional Medical Center
On Thursday October 7, eigh-
teen VHS FCCLA members visited
the Heartland Regional Medical
Center in Marion, Illinois.
The students visited certain ar-
eas of the hospital and viewed trans-
portation to go to and from the hos-
pital. The students saw the inside of
the helicopter which transports vic-
tims from accident scenes to the hos-
pital at a much faster rate than the
ambulance.
Students were then guided
through the O.B. and the nursery.
Students heard first hand how hard
being in the medical field really is.
Doctors instructed students that be-
coming a doctor, nurse, or having
any occupation in the medical field
is worth going to college for a long
time, because for the respect of pa-
tients, and know that on a daily ba-
sis you get to help people and maybe
change their lives.
The students who attended felt
the trip helped them see behind the
scenes and see what doctors and
medical employees go through daily.
“I feel the trip helped me understand
just exactly what doctors and even
nurses go through on their daily
schedule,” stated Junior FCCLA
member and chapter secretary,
Stephanie Yates.
The students who attended this trip were Sarah Bradshaw, Lauren Carlton,
Tessa Faulkner, Sarah File, Tara Gianneschi, Samantha Grathler, Brandy Mor-
gan, Jessica Morrisette, Terrah Mullins, Whitney Newton, Brittany Perry, Danielle
Randolph, Shoshannah Richerson, Rachel Stewart, Taylor Veach, Tori Webb,
Kristen Wetherell, Cydney Wiggs, and Stephanie Yates.
The Ghost of SchoolSpirit was present at VHSon October 29th. Theghost held a contest inwhich she carried abasket full of itemsrepresenting schoolspirit. Lisa Bremerdesigned the con-test to promoteschool spiri t atVHS.
Students wereasked to make a listof what the itemsstood for. Some ofthe items included: aribbon for FFA, a bas-
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The Crazy Costumes of VHSThe Crazy Costumes of VHSThe Crazy Costumes of VHSThe Crazy Costumes of VHSThe Crazy Costumes of VHSAlthough we may love the
cliche’s of Halloween, VHS is notscared to go above and beyondthe average Wal- mart costume.We had costumes ranging fromthe all- time classics to the cut-ting edge. From zombies to theghost of school spirit, we had itall.
By Ariel Adams
The winners are (from left to right): 3rd place David Lindle, 1st
place Jill Karraker, and 2nd place Daniel Butts
Winners (from left to right): 2nd place Tomi Gowi, 3rd place Sean
Lasley, and 1st place Brandon Allen.
Winners (from left to right): 2nd place Natasha Mitchell, 3rd place
Brandy Morgan, and 1st place Isaac Taylor.
The categories for this yearwere scariest, prettiest, and mostoriginal costume. The winners inthese three categories won cou-pons to the VHS store. This Con-test was sponsered by the Stu-dent Council.
Ghost of School Spirit at VHSGhost of School Spirit at VHSGhost of School Spirit at VHSGhost of School Spirit at VHSGhost of School Spirit at VHS
Laura Treat and Aften Brown won the Ghost of School Spirit contest organized
by Lisa Bremer
By Julie Farmer
Pret t iestPret t iestPret t iestPret t iestPret t iest
ScariestScariestScariestScariestScariest
Most OriginalMost OriginalMost OriginalMost OriginalMost Original ketball, a baseball, a crown forhomecoming, an eagle, amegaphone for cheerleading,
an apple for the teachers,and a princess hat for
Madrigal. The win-ners of thec o n t est
were LauraTreat and
Aften Brown.The two
winners werean n o u n ced
during 4th Block onFriday, October 29th.
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Samantha Bozarth, Mary Winters, and April Tribout
David Watts
Emily Slone
Kyle Perry and Daniel Gonzalez
Breanna Dalton, Paul Kalpakoff, and Michael Story
Sarah
Bradshaw
and Elizabeth
Stambulski
Angela Batson, Kara Street, and Keesha Mattingly
Hope Altenberger and Erika Stambulski
Mrs. Reichert and a big delicious Twinkie
Rodeo Clowns
Mr. Hook and Mrs. Holhubner
Dr. Trover
and Sherry
Field
Mrs. Corse
VHS Students Celebrate Halloween
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HOSA Officers 2004-2005
HOSA Officers: Vice President Melissa Ford, Advisor Mrs. Reichert, President
Katie Ochs, Secretary Kayla White, Treasurer Kara King.
Pep Club Aims To SupportThe Vienna High School Pep
Club is making a stand to support
our Eagles. Their first pep activity,
as well as a fundraiser, was the Pep
Club t-shirts. This year, the t-shirts
display a new slogan, “Beware of
the Orange Crush.” The Eagles
and Lady Eagles basketball sched-
ules are also displayed on the back
of the shirts.
The Pep Club held a Spirit
Week the week of November 8
through November 12. There
were days with a designated
theme. Tuesday was blue day,
Wednesday was orange day, and
Friday was orange and blue day
these days were meant to pep up
the students and basketball play-
ers for their upcoming seasons.
Also among the activities for the
week was the second annual poster
making party held on Wednesday,
November 10, from 3-5 P.M. Pep
Club members designed and made
posters in support of the Eagles.
Decorating was also done on the
fence in the front lawn, as well as
around the school.
Another activity the Pep Club will
participate in will be Meet the Eagles
on Saturday, November 13. Before
the basketball activities for the night
begin, there will be a bon fire in the
lower parking lot. Hot dogs, chips,
sodas, and cookies will be available
free of charge. Everyone is invited
to attend and support our Eagles.
The Pep Club aims to support
Eagles and Lady Eagles basketball
throughout their seasons.
By Kaylyn Adams
Kaylyn Adams displays the 2004-2005 Pep Club t-shirts.
Beta Club Holds First MeetingBy Kaylyn Adams
The Beta Club held their first
meeting for the year on Tuesday,
October 19, 2004, to discuss their
plans for the year. The meeting be-
gan with an introduction of the 2004-
2005 officers by Sponsor, Joan
Clayton. Beta Club President
Kaylyn Adams then discussed with
the members the goals and events
the Beta Club will participate in this
year.
The Beta Club’s annual Fazoli’s
Dinner will be tenatively held on
Senior Night, February 8, 2005.
This event is held in order to raise
money for foundations in need. The
Pennies for Patients fundraiser will
also be held again this year from
February 14-March 4, 2005. This
fundraiser is to support the Leuke-
mia and Lymphoma Society, and
held in honor of Beta Club member,
Josh Wood, who has suffered with
leukemia.
The Beta Club looks forward to
the year ahead with high hopes for
support from our school and com-
munity.
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How to be Cool in the “00’s”Being cool is something few
people are born doing. (Of course,
there is the exception of Brian
Jones, who obviously was born
cool). Most people are born uncool,
then learn to be cool as they ma-
ture. It’s possible that you are al-
ready cool, but According to Nate,
you probably aren’t. The trick to
being cool isn’t really a trick at all!
Just follow these few steps and
BAM! - instant coolness.
Step 1- Be late for class ev-
eryday (if you can’t be late every-
day, at least do it 2 to 3 times a
week.) Being late shows you’re way
too cool for school, but you’re
whacked out mammie is making you
go.
Being late isn’t actually ALL you
have to do. You must be late in such
a way that your teacher is like,
“Whoa, that kid is late, but I’m mes-
merized by his/her coolness which
is keeping me from giving him/her a
detention.” In order to do this you
must be at least 2 to 3 minutes after
the bell. Walking in too early could
give the impression that you tried to
get to class on time, and playa
please, you know that’s not true!
If you have trouble finding
something to do while your waiting
to stroll in to the classroom like a
thug, you can always go to the bath-
room, wander the halls, or go out to
your car and rev your engine. All of
these are acceptable to do while
waiting to be late.
Step 2- Sit in the back of the
room (don’t just sit, lounge.) Get
your posse together. (If you don’t
have a posse just find a few kids
before class that are roaming the
halls, and ask them to be in your
posse.) After your posse is officially
a posse, go into class and find the
back few seats in the classroom and
sit in them. Sitting in the back of the
room shows you know you’re cool
and you don’t need to hear the
teacher. Occasionally during class,
yell something out while the rest of
the uncool kids are working. After
you do it, look at your posse and
do a secret handshake with them.
Secret handshakes are the
COOLEST.
Step 3- Fail (on purpose) at
least one class per year. Failing
classes on purpose is awesome.
Failing on purpose shows you don’t
think you can actually DO anything
with your life anyway. The people
who fail know they are playas and
they can take a class a million times
and be cooler every time. Failing
cool because the more you do it, the
longer you will be in High School,
and “the real world” is NOT cool.
Failing also saves cool kids time be-
cause they don’t have to do that
pesky thing known to uncool kids
as homework. To fail successfully,
you must never ever participate in
class. You must never raise your
hand or yell out an answer. Just be
cool, and the nerds will do all the
work for you. If you are ever doubt-
ing your coolness in failing, remem-
ber this motto - To fail in academ-
ics is to succeed in coolness.
Step 4- Trucks. Driving a truck
makes you really cool. Especially if
you drive a big ol’ honkin’ truck.
What makes you even cooler is if
you trick out your truck. Lowering
a truck is AWESOME. The lower
the better. This makes an Average
Joe look like a Cool Joe.
Step 5- Systems. Having a sys-
tem in your car (cool) or TRUCK
(cooler) is almost too cool. For those
of you squares who don’t know, a
system is “having thump.” To get
thump you have to get a sub and an
amp or two, and you have to get
new speakers, too, because your
new sub will blow out those factory
ones, HOLLA! When you cruise
Vienna (which is really cool) you have
to play your thumpin’ system as loud
as you can stand. If you hear ring-
ing in your ears for a while after you
stop thumpin’, you have a good sys-
tem.
Step 6- Change your name.
It doesn’t matter whether you
change the spelling or the actual
name, just do it! Having a uncool
name like Nathan or a plain name
like Shoshannah is not good on the
cool scale. You can fix this by going
by a shorter version of your name,
like Nathan becomes Nate, BAM!
- instant coolness To make your
name short and cool follow this
simple formula: Take the first 3 let-
ters of your name, then add an “e”
to the end. (e.g. Nathan - han + e =
Nate)
Step 7- Lingo. Talking cool is
just as important to being cool as
anything else. You must use words
like “fo’ sheezey”, “bacon”, and
“whack”. Using these words make
you awesome. If someone calls your
name, instead of saying “What?” Use
“Word?” instead. If you want to be
cool you must also use “izzles.”
Using “izzles” is easy: all you have
to do is take the first letter of a word
and then add izzle. For instance, if
your mammie is making spaghetti
and you need sauce, tell her to get
you some more spaghetti sizzle right
nizzle. If you are good you can use
“izzles” all the time, like this, “I went
to the stizzle and bizzle a bananizzle
and some peanizzle bizzle for my
sandwizzle.” Now that was cool.
To end this educational experi-
ence, to be cool you MUST, hang
out at the park. If you don’t, you
might as well just forget what you
learned. Parks aren’t places for chil-
dren; they are for teens to chill with
their homies. Holla!
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Election Judges
Madrigal Singers
Once a student has been se-
lected they must attend a training
session one evening for approxi-
mately two hours. After they have
completed their training session they
are certified to be an election judge.
The four students worked from
Some of the dinner songs are Mas-
ters in this Hall, The Boar’s Head
Carol, and Wassail, and Doxology.
The concert music consists of songs
such as Carol of the Bells, Rise up
in Festive Song, Thirty Second
Fa-la-la, Alleluia Madrigal, Sea-
sonal Madrigal, and many more.
“I was very excited about per-
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Haylie Jones said, “I would rec-
ommend being an election judge to
any senior who is or wants to be-
come politically involved. It was an
enjoyable experience and I feel that
I learned from it in many ways.”
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Senior Spotlights
If you had an unlimited amount
of money, what three things
would you buy? I would buy a
nice car, a big house, and all the
Burger King restaurants.
If you could give VHS an
extreme makeover what would
you do? I would add a swim-
ming pool and bigger class-
rooms.
If you could be a foreign ex-
change student, where would
you go? Greece, because I want
to learn more about the Greek
culture.
If you could add one restaurant
to Vienna what would it be?
Taco Bell, because “ Yo Quiero
Taco Bell”
If you could give the President
a gift, what would it be? A cow,
because he is from Texas.
If you could have a TV show
reunion what TV show would it
be? Saved by the Bell
If you had an unlimited amount
of money, what three things
would you buy? I’d pay Shawn
Tripp to be the “other” softball
coach. I’d buy Mr. Harner’s
love for Ashley Odum. Finally,
I’d pay for me, Shawn Tripp,
Kelly, Amanda, Ashley, and Mr.
Harner to go to Hawaii.
If you give could VHS an
extreme makeover what would
you do? I would give us an
elevator, so we could sell eleva-
tor passes to the pool. I’d give
Mr. Harner another “patch” of
hair. Mr. Reichert would make
more money. Amanda Adamson
would be the school nurse. I’d
be my brother Josh, so I
wouldn’t have to do anything...
EVER!
If you could be a foreign ex-
change student, where would
you go? Australia, because if all
the guys from there are as sexy
as Keith Urban, then I’d be in
heaven. Plus, I could say “Ello,
Ello!” like Kelly Hale.
If you could add one restaurant
to Vienna what would it be?
O’ Charley’s because they have
awesome soup on Saturday and
hott waiters everyday.
If you could give the President
a gift, what would it be? I would
give Bush a present from Harner,
and a card saying how great of a
president he really is!
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By Whitney Newton
If you had an unlimited amount
of money, what three things
would you buy? I would buy
roses for every girl in the school,
my own state so I can hunt and
ride on it, and buy my sister a
house.
If you could give VHS an
extreme makeover what would
you do? I would add a couple of
fast food restaurants, an arcade
and a movie theatre.
If you could be a foreign ex-
change student, where would
you go? I would go to Paris,
France, for all of the beautiful
women.
If you could add one restaurant
to Vienna what would it be? I
would add Chuckie Cheese so I
can go party with the little kids.
If you could give the President
a gift, what would it be? I would
give him a one way ticket to
Texas because we need a Presi-
dent that is not trying to out do
his father.
If you could have a TV show
reunion what TV show would it
be? Gilligan’s Island
If you had an unlimited amount
of money, what three things
would you buy? Clothes, a new
car, and a new house for my
parents.
If you could give VHS an
extreme makeover what would
you do? I would have more
elective classes to choose from,
get rid of a few teachers, and
hire some new ones.
If you could be a foreign ex-
change student, where would
you go? I always wanted to go
to Mexico.
If you could add one restaurant
to Vienna what would it be?
Tequila’s (I love Mexican food)
The waiters gave Ashley Odum
free food one time. If that is not
awesome, I don’t know what is.
If you could give the President
a gift, what would it be? Even
though George W. Bush is an
awesome President, I would give
him the gift of being a good
public speaker!
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If you had an unlimited amount of money,
what three things would you buy? I would
buy a new house, a brand new mustang, and
my own private jet.
If you could give VHS an extreme
makeover what would you do? I would
move VHS to the beach.
If you could be a foreign exchange student,
where would you go? I would go to India
because I’ve always been interested in that
country.
If you could add one restaurant to Vienna
what would it be? I would add Joe’s Crab
Shack because I love their crab legs.
If you could give the President a gift, what
would it be? I would give the President a
thumbs down because I do not support the
war in Iraq.
If you could have a TV show reunion what
TV show would it be? Full House
If you had an unlimited amount of money,
what three things would you buy? I would
buy a Ferrari, a mansion, and a movie
theatre.
If you could give VHS an extreme
makeover what would you do? I would get
better tables, a new paint job, and a swim-
ming pool.
If you could be a foreign exchange student,
where would you go? I would like to go to
Australia so I can see the different animals
and hang out at the beach.
If you could add one restaurant to Vienna
what would it be? Tequila’s because Vienna
has no Mexican food and Mexican food is
great!
If you could give the President a gift, what
would it be? I would give the President a pie
because everyone loves pie!
If you could have a TV show reunion what
TV show would it be? Friends
If you had an unlimited amount of money,
what three things would you buy? I would
buy a new Toyota Celica, go on a shopping
spree, and buy a new mansion in Hawaii.
If you could give VHS an extreme
makeover what would you do? I would
make the hallways bigger, put a swimming
pool in, paint the walls with inspirational
graffiti written by students, and have better
classes.
If you could be a foreign exchange student,
where would you go? I would want to go to
London because it seems like it would be an
awesome place to live and go to school.
If you could add one restaurant to Vienna
what would it be? Tequilas! That is the best
restaurant ever. If we couldn’t have that,
then a close second would be Taco Bell.
If you could give the President a gift, what
would it be? A trailer so he could see how
Amercians really live.
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If you had an unlimited amount of money,
what three things would you buy? I would
buy a Lamborghini Diablo, a huge house,
and some kind of sport team.
If you could give VHS and extreme
makeover what would you do? I would
make VHS have a football team.
If you could be a foreign exchange student,
where would you go? Peru.
If you could add one restaurant Vienna
what would it be? Taco Bell or some kind of
Mexican restaurant. Vienna needs some
Mexican food.
If you could give the President a gift, what
would it be? I would give him one wish
because I’m sure he would use it to make
Democrats tell the truth....ha-ha Go Bush!
If you had an unlimited amount of money,
what three things would you buy? I would a
four story house, a private island for my
friends and family to have parties, and a
helicopter to avoid heavy traffic and to get
out of my island.
If you could give VHS and extreme make-
over what would you do? I would add some
more sports and a larger sports complex
If you could be a foreign exchange student,
where would you go? I think I would go to
Germany to drive on the Autobahn.
If you could add one restaurant Vienna what
would it be? I would add a Mexican restau-
rant for a larger variety .
If you could give the President a gift, what
would it be? I would give the President all the
oil in the world so we could have lower gas
prices.
If you could have a TV show reunion, what
TV show would it be? Friends
If you had an unlimited amount of money,
what three things would you buy? Well, as
other rich people do, 1,000 acres, red
stepside Z71 Chevy, and give all of our
teachers at VHS a big retirement.
If you could give VHS and extreme make-
over what would you do? I would more our
school to Hawaii, and make it a 10 story
building so we could have elevators. I
would get rid of the planners, and i would
hire all new teachers and they would be
Hawaiian women.
If you could add one restaurant Vienna
what would it be? Hooters, because I love
the hot wings
If you could give the President a gift, what
would it be? I would give the President an
idea of how to run this country because
Bush doesn’t have a clue.
If you could have a TV show reunion, what
TV show would it be? Gilligan’s Island
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won the first meet of the year on
Thursday, November 4th. The team
won against Crab Orchard. The fi-
nal score for Junior Varsity was 150
to 95, and the final score for Varsity
By Julie Farmer
The Scholar Bowl team won at the first meet of the year on November 4th. The members of Scholar Bowl are: (from left to right) Front row: Charlie Thompson,
Credence Mott, Bernal Fredrick Thompson III, and Brooke Richardson. Second row: Amber Funk, Laura Treat, Halie McGinnis, James Werner, Johnny Miller, Josh
Wood, Sarah Bradshaw, Terrah Mullins. Back row: Mr. Evans, Matt Bellamy, Zach Garrett, Robert Dale, Rebecca Johnson, Daniel Butts, Ben Chamness, Shane
Neal, Ty Ellege, Brandon Cox, Rachel Payne, and Mr. Giffin. Not Pictured: Harmony Miller and Keesha Mattingly
was 175 to 90.
“We were a little behind in the
JV match but toward the middle we
just came back and won.” Said Am-
ber Funk, after the match.
The Scholar Bowl team is
coached by Mr. Evans and Mr.
Giffin. They usually practice after
school on Tuesday and Thursday of
each week. Their next meet is
scheduled for November 18th, with
Egyptian.
“Winning the first match really
gets our team confidence up. I think
we can keep winning, and have a
great year,” said Chuck Thompson,
a sophomore on the Scholar Bowl
team.
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Nate’s 4 Points of Hotand Not HotnessBy Nate Thurston
<Action>By: Kara Alissa Street
Written on: October 17, 2004
I step onto the stage,
face painted,
my lips a rouge.
I speak my lines,
and take my bow.
Belicimo,
I hear,
Such a lovely performance,
comes from the audience.
Time to move backstage.
My fans adore me,
handing me bouquets and notes.
Isn’t this what I wanted?
To be loved?
I wash my face,
and step back.
Just another face in the night,
no one would recognize me
save for the role I play every night.
Another actor in the role of life.
In today’s world, you may be-
come confused about what is hot, and
what is not. There might be some
things that you think are hot, but they
are actually not.
There might be other articles
inside this paper that try to tell you
how to turn up the hotness in your
life-style, but this is the only one that
tells you fo’ sho’ what is hot and not
hot. Please allow me to clear just a
few of these things up for you, just in
case you have been having some
problems with your hotness style.
1-A. If you go around knowin’
da hotness, but not knowin’ da not
hotness then you won’t know when
you’re doin’ da unhotness. See, right
then, you were thinking, “Man, I re-
ally like how he is using his language
terms, dat is hot yo.”
1-B. One thing that you should
know about that is you shouldn’t use
that language all the time. That is not
hot. If you go around saying, “man
dey’s be a lota words in dis line dat I
be spellin’ wrong, dawg,” then ev-
eryone will think that you can’t use
proper grammar and that will result
in negative friendliness towards you
and your family.
2-A. One thing that I would like
to clear up is that loud systems are
hot.
Anyone can have a system in
their car, but it takes a lot of time and
money to get a call from your deaf
neighbor from down the block telling
you to turn your system down.
2-B. The not hotness in this case
would be going around with your sys-
tem blaring the same song all the time
so people can hear your awesomely
un hot system. If you have your sys-
tem turned up when people don’t want
to hear it, you are not hot, you’re
annoying. (See Mrs. Clayton for ex-
ample...)
3. Another point of hotness that
I would like to make is obvious. This
year, Kelly and Nate are hot, Kelly
and Casey are not. Some people may
believe that this is a mean point to be
making, but it is true. Now I don’t
know if I can clearly explain the hot
and not hotness in this case, but let
me tell you that I know what I am
talking about. (See Nate for more details.)
4. The very last point of hot and
not hotness is that Henley the dog is
not hot. I don’t know if you read
the last issue of The
Talon, but if you did then
you know what I’m talk-
ing about.
Reflection in the w indow , but notm y ow n.
Eyes of dust; body of stone.
Sounds com ing from now here,can you hear them too?
The voices surrounding m e tell m ethat this is all true.
The air grow s cold, how can thisbe?
W hatever is doing this apparentlydoes not w ish by the naked eye to
be seen.
Shadow s in the darkness, w ho arethey?
Have they chosen m e as theirhelpless prey?
Com ing from everyw here, yetfrom nothing.
My soul and the last piece ofsanity that I had left it is cutting.
W hat invisible force is this thatcan do so m uch dam age?
I think it requires flesh and blood,otherw ise it is fam ished.
It cries, but does not shed a tear,And it scared m e, only because itw ishes to be near som ebody and
not to be feared.
By Brandy Morgan
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I don’t wish to see.
You thought you were coy,
But you don’t fool me.
Your home seems nice;
I’m sure it’s great.
Your love may suffice,
But I won’t take your bait.
You call me the stem,
But I’d rather be the bud.
Your wit seems dim,
You’re lower than mud.
We deserve the world and more,
So your letter, my dear, I’ll have to ignore.
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Ms. Taylor’s English IV Classes Write Sonnets
Ms. Taylor’s first and third blockEnglish IV classes have been studyingpoetry. In order to help them better un-
derstand Christopher Marlowe’s “ThePassionate Shepherd to His Love” and
Sir Walter Raleigh’s “The Nymph’s Reply tothe Shepherd,” they wrote sonnets following thesame manner in which these poems were writ-ten.
In Christopher Marlowe’s poem, a shepherdwrites to a girl to try to convince her to come bewith him because he would be so good to her.He discusses the wonders of the outdoors andthe life he lives. In Sir Walter Raleigh’s poem,the speaker is a girl that is replying to the boy inChristopher Marlowe’s poem. She tells him thatall the things he discussed in his poem and said toher might seem nice, but that they aren’t the thingsshe is looking for in life.
The assignment in the class was for the boysto write sonnets to confess their love and to tryto convince the girls to give them a chance, andthen for the girls to write sonnets in response tothe boys’ poems and either accept or denytheir offer. However, in both classes, thegirls greatly out-number the boys in theclass. Therefore, the boys wrote onepoem and the girls split up into groupsand each group wrote a responsepoem.
Publ ishedbelow are the sonnets written by the students.
By Kaylyn Adams
1st Block Girls SonnetBy Chelsy Lovelace, Misty Mason, and Stacy Bean
I am accepting the invitation
I will fly away with you
And enjoy a magical vacation
So lets go away, just us two.
I’d like to go to Paris and visit Asia, too
And go to the islands and relax on the sand
But how about Alaska or the Saint Louis Zoo
We could see a parade with a marching band.
There are so many things to do and see
It will be more fun with you by my side
I can’t wait to go away with thee
Let’s start now and be one with the tide.
After our travels, maybe we’ll be married
And together as one in the dust be buried.
Wherever you are, my eyes must see
For not only are you gentle to them,
You are also gentle to me.
What is a flower without a stem,
The same as a her without a him.
When we meet, please do stay.
Without you life is all so grim,
So my heart to you I’d give away.
My sun is hidden in skies of gray.
I feel as if life isn’t full,
I’ll waste all years previous to the glorious day,
When you come to me and eliminate all that is cruel.
Find home with me in a double-wide that’s got it all,
Like love, happiness, and Monday Night Football.
3rd Block Boys SonnetBy Ryan Reeder, Nathan Thurston, Casey Wilkins, Brandon
Allen, Nick Wyman, Zack Garrett, Shawn McBride
1st Block Girls SonnetBy Jerrah Stafford, Haylie Jones, Katrina Craig, and
Brooke Sadler
Why do you want to travel with me?
There are too many beautiful things in America we
can see.
I know that you want to go with me to the tower.
But I am not a big fan of walking constantly hour
after hour.
What if I don’t enjoy walking on long walks?
Plus a continuous spring is more boring than a fall.
I also hate sushi, music, and art.
The fall of night and culture brings fire to my heart.
No, I don’t want to come with you and enjoy the world.
So, do me a favor and don’t write me another single
word.
1st Block Girls SonnetBy Kayla Workman, Rachel Payne, Mary Winters, Haven
Hostmeyer, and Elizabeth Canup
You ask me to see the world with thee,
But I’d rather stay at home and see it on TV.
I can see Paris and find the tower just fine,
For they are only a few clicks away while on-line.
Asia may be nice,
But America will suffice.
The experience may melt my heart,
But what is wrong is Wal-mart?
The tropics, the sun, and relaxation,
would make a wonderful vacation,
But I’d rather go alone,
And you can call me on my cell phone.
This conversation is at an end.
So let me give you a number of an admiring friend.
3rd Block Girls SonnetBy Kaylyn Adams, Kelly Clayton, Megan Gerdes, Amanda
Adamson, Nicole McNeely, and Tara Street
To you that might seem grand,
But to begin with it all,
We don’t like football.
The double-wide with lots of land,
Would be better off as cash in hand.
If you can’t afford my weekly trip to the mall,
It’ll be a waste of your time to give me a phone call.
I need a man who has as much money as a beach has
sand.
You seem like a romantic, but I’m a material girl.
I need cars, clothes, diamonds, and much more,
I demand a maid to do the laundry and dishes.
If you can give me these things we can give it a whirl,
If you can’t I’ll have to show you the door.
If you want me, honey, grant me my wishes.
1st Block Boys SonnetBy Wade Stewart, Jamie Kerley and Jeff McGill
Come and see the world with me,
We shall be lke doves, or prisoners let free.
First we shall go to Paris--the tower we can find,
Through all the amazing and wondrous shops, but
you will never be left behind.
Then off to Asia to walk on the wall,
It will be a continuous spring and never turn fall.
We will eat sushi and experience the music and art,
The night life and culture will surely melt your
heart.
Next stop-- the tropics for a little sun and relaxation,
The whole time we’re there will feel like vacation.
The lush rare forests are great for a walk,
On the ocean and the beach we can sit and talk.
So come with me and see the world,
Our love will be greater than any ever told.
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