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BIRTHDAYS – Jan 19thBIRTHDAYS – Jan 19th

Robert E. Lee, General Robert E. Lee, General

Mary Mills, LPGA golfer Mary Mills, LPGA golfer

Janis Joplin, singer Janis Joplin, singer

Dolly Parton, singer Dolly Parton, singer

Paul Rodrigues, ComedianPaul Rodrigues, Comedian

Rodney Carrington, ComedianRodney Carrington, Comedian

Jake Gyllenhaal, Actor Jake Gyllenhaal, Actor

BIRTHDAYS – Jan 19thBIRTHDAYS – Jan 19th

Robert E. Lee, General Robert E. Lee, General

Mary Mills, LPGA golfer Mary Mills, LPGA golfer

Janis Joplin, singer Janis Joplin, singer

Dolly Parton, singer Dolly Parton, singer

Paul Rodrigues, ComedianPaul Rodrigues, Comedian

Rodney Carrington, ComedianRodney Carrington, Comedian

Jake Gyllenhaal, Actor Jake Gyllenhaal, Actor

“ “ I deny the I deny the allegations and I allegations and I

defy the alligators! ’’ defy the alligators! ’’

Mickey CurryMickey Curry

“ “ I deny the I deny the allegations and I allegations and I

defy the alligators! ’’ defy the alligators! ’’

Mickey CurryMickey Curry ( When questioned on the score he recorded for a recent golf match )

Is it my imagination, or Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste do buffalo wings taste

like chicken ?like chicken ?

Is it my imagination, or Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste do buffalo wings taste

like chicken ?like chicken ?

A woman named Susan stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting, or A woman named Susan stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting, or as some churches call it, "Cry Sunday", one Sunday morning, took the as some churches call it, "Cry Sunday", one Sunday morning, took the

microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband,

Randy, has suffered this past month.  He was riding his John Deere, lost Randy, has suffered this past month.  He was riding his John Deere, lost control, control,

ran out off the yard and hit a tree.  He was rushed to the hospital, and ran out off the yard and hit a tree.  He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum." could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum."

The congregation gasped in horror.  The men in the congregation were The congregation gasped in horror.  The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats. "Randy has been in terrible pain obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats. "Randy has been in terrible pain

all month since the accident.  He has trouble breathing. He has trouble all month since the accident.  He has trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food.  He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and swallowing his food.  He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and

he has missed work because of it.  He can't lift our children up to hold he has missed work because of it.  He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the personal love that they need.  Worst of all, we can them and give them the personal love that they need.  Worst of all, we can

no longer cuddle and have intimate relations.  He is in constant pain, a no longer cuddle and have intimate relations.  He is in constant pain, a pain so terrible that our love life has all but slipped away into oblivion. pain so terrible that our love life has all but slipped away into oblivion.

I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Randy, and pray I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Randy, and pray for us, that his broken scrotum will soon heal and be as good as new. A dull for us, that his broken scrotum will soon heal and be as good as new. A dull murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of this terrible murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of this terrible accident sank in, and the men in the congregation were visibly shaken up accident sank in, and the men in the congregation were visibly shaken up with the thought that, "There but for the grace of God go I." Then, as the with the thought that, "There but for the grace of God go I." Then, as the

murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in midst of the congregation, murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in midst of the congregation, worked his way up to the pulpit, obviously in pain, adjusted the microphone worked his way up to the pulpit, obviously in pain, adjusted the microphone

to his liking, then leaned over and said to the congregation: "My name is to his liking, then leaned over and said to the congregation: "My name is Randy, and I have only one word for my wife, Susan. That word is: sternum."Randy, and I have only one word for my wife, Susan. That word is: sternum."

A woman named Susan stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting, or A woman named Susan stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting, or as some churches call it, "Cry Sunday", one Sunday morning, took the as some churches call it, "Cry Sunday", one Sunday morning, took the

microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband,

Randy, has suffered this past month.  He was riding his John Deere, lost Randy, has suffered this past month.  He was riding his John Deere, lost control, control,

ran out off the yard and hit a tree.  He was rushed to the hospital, and ran out off the yard and hit a tree.  He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum." could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum."

The congregation gasped in horror.  The men in the congregation were The congregation gasped in horror.  The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats. "Randy has been in terrible pain obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats. "Randy has been in terrible pain

all month since the accident.  He has trouble breathing. He has trouble all month since the accident.  He has trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food.  He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and swallowing his food.  He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and

he has missed work because of it.  He can't lift our children up to hold he has missed work because of it.  He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the personal love that they need.  Worst of all, we can them and give them the personal love that they need.  Worst of all, we can

no longer cuddle and have intimate relations.  He is in constant pain, a no longer cuddle and have intimate relations.  He is in constant pain, a pain so terrible that our love life has all but slipped away into oblivion. pain so terrible that our love life has all but slipped away into oblivion.

I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Randy, and pray I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Randy, and pray for us, that his broken scrotum will soon heal and be as good as new. A dull for us, that his broken scrotum will soon heal and be as good as new. A dull murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of this terrible murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of this terrible accident sank in, and the men in the congregation were visibly shaken up accident sank in, and the men in the congregation were visibly shaken up with the thought that, "There but for the grace of God go I." Then, as the with the thought that, "There but for the grace of God go I." Then, as the

murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in midst of the congregation, murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in midst of the congregation, worked his way up to the pulpit, obviously in pain, adjusted the microphone worked his way up to the pulpit, obviously in pain, adjusted the microphone

to his liking, then leaned over and said to the congregation: "My name is to his liking, then leaned over and said to the congregation: "My name is Randy, and I have only one word for my wife, Susan. That word is: sternum."Randy, and I have only one word for my wife, Susan. That word is: sternum."

Who Dat Say That They Gonna Beat

Dem Saints !!!Nuff Said

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