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OPENING BLUNDER

We're going to make a- FAUX PAS.

It's going to be another bloomer.

We hope we don't go- too far . ..

But why care, we're

Quite happy as we are.

We have set our sights at Baxter, Yanks, and Channel 2,

And our city in- the spring.

And if perhaps you find that we have got at you,

Then the bells will start to ring !

We hope you won't make - no fuss

When you see how right - we are,

So come along enjoy yourself and laugh with us,

And you can make a- FAUX PAS.

At the ballet world, psychiatry and Hamlet too,

Then we'll take it on the lam.

Then the wharfies, Mary Queen of Scots - they get it too -

But we couldn't give a DAMN !

So open your programme wide,

Sit yourself back - and laugh.

Perhaps you'll think without a doubt we've got a hide,

But that'll be our- FAUX PAS.

CORN

FLAKES

The Queen of Hearts

- a card sharper than

most revived the

fashion- and we, be­

ing of hearty stock,

revere her traditions.

Not for her the unsubtle club, and spades cut no "ice"

with this whistful monarch. The heads rolled by the Five

Hundred, but only, gentle Reader, the heads of those with

too much neck.

Having got the opening off our chest let us bustle on to

revue the miss-steps taken in this entertainment.

If we shock, we trust we are not revolting, for we merely

wish to amplify current thoughts and bring the battery of

ridicule to bear on them in such a manner that the Powers

that Be will not try to cell us up the Throsby.

Those who feel the draughts of the winds of change may

get a creek in the neck - (a drain on their resources?)!

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NEWCASTLE UNIVERSITY COLLEGE STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION presents

FAUX PAS~ - A REVUE EXECUTED IN THREE ACTS

Compered by Michael Taper

ACT I 1. A REVOLUTIONARY OPENING­

Colin Anderson. Cast: Full. Madame Defarge : Wendy Doyle. Wharfie: Herb Grgas.

2. CECIL B. DEMILLE GOLDEN MEMORIAL PLAT£_ Cherry Anderson. David Rushton.

3. RED HOT RIDING HOOD­Harvey and Woods. Little Red : Meggsie Stubbs. Ma : Penny Thurger. W olfie : Mark Williams. Grandmama : Heather Aus. Woodcutter: John Mcilveen.

4. APRIL IN PARIS­Ted Davis.

5. THE PLAY'S THE THING­Alan Melville. Hamlet : Colin Anderson. Gertrude : Wendy Doyle. "e!Ciu~: David "Birdie" Ell. Ophelia : Sylvia Jennings. Usher: Bill Jonas. Photographer: Doug Caddy. Player King : Mark Williams. Player Queen : Faye Slater. Courtiers: Denise Neville; Jeanette Cook;

Darrell Taylor.

6. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT JACK­Bob Eather. Maurie Scott.

7. HOW TO UNDERSTAND AN ADULT WESTERN­Duntroon R.M.C. Cowboy : John Mcilveen. Marshall : Darcy le Rapp. Katy: Janet Rawling. Censor : Maurie Scott. Undertaker : Peter Klarie . Barman : Ian Marsh.

8. HOLEY TERROll-Cherry Anderson. Announcer : Wally Machin. Phoebe : Wendy Doyle. Fanny : Judy Rogers.

9. BLACK BOTTOM. Arr. by Cynthia Murray and Colin Anderson. Janet Rawling, Pam Gurley, Nina Deron, Barbara Pratt, Loretta de· Plevitz, Faye Slater, Nina Horochiw, "Meggsie" Stubbs, Gaye Goldsmith.

ACT II

1. LOCO­Molesworth.

Alfred Sickplot : Herb Grgas. Dime Reporter : Wally Machin. Norman Bird : Doug Caddy. Pollyana : Margaret Plumridge. Marion's Sister : Nina Horochiw. Her Boyfriend : Ray Griffiths. Detective: Darcy le Rapp. Psychiatrist : "Birdie" Ell. and Judith Rogers as Marion Crane.

2. SELF ANALYSIS­Alan Melville.

3. CIRCULATION-Colin Anderson and Lionel Fredman.

Janet Rawling, Cynthia Murray, Judy Rogers . Colin Anderson, Kerry Aitkens, Wally Machin.

4. DONE IN OILS-Jane Williams.

Katherine Wallace.

5. TOP MARX­Cherry Anderson.

Smith : David Ell. Jones : Loretta de Plevitz. Robinson : Ray Griffiths. Brown : Mark Williams. Instructor : Berb Grgas.

6. A TRAGIC AFFAIR­N.I.D.A.

Ophelia : Cynthia Murray. Anne Bolyn : Judy Rogers . St. Joan : Janet Rawling. Medea. : Margaret Plumridge.

7. LE LAC DES CYGNES ... a DUCK POND in disguise-

Ode He : Ruth Harvey. Odile : Margaret Plumridge. Prince : Philip Thomson. Magician : Herb Grgas. Corpse de Ballet : Mamselles Nelmes, Collins,

Ell, Williams, Geyl, Mcilveen, Griffths, Withnall.

Huntsmen: Jonas, Caddy, Rushton.

Miss Catherine Earnshaw is on loan by courtesy o Miss Emily Bronte. Her alias is Leigh Alley.

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FAUX PAS' ACT m 1. THE CASE OF THE MISSING GAMEKEEPER­

Cherry Anderson. Sherlock Holmes : Colin Anderson. Dr. Watson : Daryl Taylor. Lady X: Cynthia Murray. Angus Machinery : "Birdie" Ell.

2. MOONLIGHT IN VERMONT­Ted Davis.

3. LADIES IN WAITING­Alan Melville. Wendy Doyle, Cynthia Murray, Janet Rawling, Loretta de Plevitz.

4. CYRIL­N.I.D.A. Lionel Fredman.

5. CARRY ON COALTRIMMER­A. Nonny Mouse. Captain : Herb Grgas. First Officer : Doug Caddy. Purser : Katherine Wallace. Lord Mayor : "Birdie" Ell. Coaltrimmers : Williams, Jonas and Mcilveen. Photographer : Peter Klarie . Reporter: Ray Griffiths. Menzies : Andrew Stevenson.

6. DON'T GO DOWN TO HAVANNA­Alan Cairnes.

7. TABOO-A,rr. by Cynthia Murray and Colin Anderson. Cynthia Murray and Graham Jones, with John Geyl, Denise Neville, Jeanette Cook, Bob Eather, John Hughes, Judy Rogers, Wally Machin, and Nina Horochiw.

8. WHERE DO YOU GO FROM HERE­Colin Anderson. The Company . . . still Full.

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CYNTHIA MURRA 'Y, GRAHAM JONES

BOB EATHER

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Director: COLIN ANDERSON

Producers: MARJORIE BIGGINS, ROBYN WILLIAMS,

CHERRY ANDERSON, LIONEL FREDMAN, COLIN ANDERSON

Wardrobe: MARGARET AUS AND ASSIST ANTS.

Choreography : COLIN ANDERSON AND CYNTHIA MURRAY.

Musical Director : Decor:

JEFF SAMS. SELBY MARKHAM.

Make-Up: WENDY WALDEN, BILL STORER, AND ASSISTANTS

Stage Manager : "BULL" HUGHES, ASSISTED BY GREENLAND.

Lighting: Prompt:

GORDON NICHOLLS. KAY ROLFE.

Business Manager : ALAN BROWN.

House Manager : Ticket Box:

BRIAN PROCTOR. JOHN HOLT.

Publicity: BOB EATHER.

Programme Cover and Posters: Programme: TONY TRIPP. KAY FLANAGAN.

Photography : SID. BOURKE, 'TIGER" LYONS, PAUL HANNAN.

Band: Piano : JEFF SAMS AND MAUREEN CROSBY.

Drum ·s :"SEPPY" TASSELL Sax. : ALAN BROWN Trumpet : COL LAWLESS Bass : JOHN HELMAN Trombone : BILL JONES Piper : VICTOR GROENHOUT.

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We wish to pay a special vote of thanks to Mis Elaine Morgan and her assistant, Miss Sandra Haddow, who choreographed and trained the "Duck Pond" ballet. Miss Morgan is one of the district's best-known ballet teachers with a studio in Ham­ilton. Miss Haddow is one of Miss Morgan's students. They have spent many gruelling hours training the ballet. Thanks a lot Elaine and Sandra from a grateful cast.

SANDRA HADDOW

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