10 People You Want to Avoid in Business

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10 PEOPLE

TO WATCHOUT FOR IN

BUSINESS(Theyreouttogetyou!)

BY Stame ReillY


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10 PEOPLE TOWATCH OUT FOR

IN BUSINESS(Theyre out to get you!)

BY Stame ReillY

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Contents

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1. Am, A Ym . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7

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4. S M . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16

5. F D . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18

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8. C m . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24

9. Ev C . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26

10. B R . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28

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Introduction

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