The Fairly OddParents

“Spaced Out”

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)#102

Written By:Mike Bell

First Draft:2/29/00Revised:3/8/00Final Draft:3/13/00

Nickelodeon Animation Studiosc 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved

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INT.-ALIEN SPACE STATION-OUTER SPACE

A threatening ALIEN CAPTAIN shouts into camera.

ALIEN CAPTAINPuny humans we shall now suck out your brains... with bendy-straws!

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WIDE SHOT OF SAME ROOM

The room is an alien dungeon. Crash Nebula’s CREW are fastened to the wall by their hands and feet. ALIENS approach and stick straws into the crew members heads.

CAPTAIN LASERPANTSYou can suck out our minds, livers and spleens, but we will never surrender!

ALIEN CAPTAIN(sinister laughter) Silence Captain Laserpants! No one can save you now!

The far wall begins to glow red. It explodes and through the smoke steps TV space hero CRASH NEBULA.

CRASH NEBULAInter-galactic scum, your reign of terror ends NOW!

ALIEN CAPTAINCurses, it’s Crash Nebula!

Crash Nebula begins to fire his mighty WRIST-LASER CANNON.

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INT.-TIMMY’S BEDROOM-DAY

Timmy and his friends, Chester and A.J. sit glued in front of the TV SCREEN. They are dressed in their official “Crash Nebula” SPACE GEAR, eating their official “Crash Nebula” CEREAL out of their official “Crash Nebula” CEREAL BOWLS with their official “Crash Nebula” SPOONS.

TIMMYPretty cool huh Chester?

CHESTERYep, don’t cha think A.J.?

A.J.

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Positively.

ALIEN CAPTAIN (O.S.)We will destroy you Crash Nebula!

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)Will Crash Nebula escape the evil clutches of the Clutchulacs? Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Crash Nebula!

TIMMYWhoa! That was the best episode ever! Guys.....?

Timmy looks over to his friends. They just stare at Timmy suspiciously. Chester turns to A.J. as the three buddies begin play acting.

CHESTERScience-officer Deadpan, does Captain Laserpants seem strange to you?

A.J.I believe you are correct Dr. Hatfield, your “men-are-from-Mars” instincts never cease to amaze me. Get him!

Chester and A.J. begin to fire upon Timmy with their official “Crash Nebula”, EXTREMELY CHILD SAFE, RUBBER-DART-FIRING, LASER DEVICES. Timmy blocks the rubber darts with his cereal bowl and makes a break for it.

TIMMYMeddling humans! You’ll never catch me!

Timmy turns his dresser on it’s side. Thud!

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INT.-LIVING ROOM

Vicky is watching TV. She looks up angrily when she hears the thud.

VICKY(Sniff, sniff) I smell fun...

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INT.-TIMMY’S BEDROOM-A BEAT LATER

Timmy hides behind the dresser like a barricade. He pulls out his “Crash Nebula” COMMUNICATOR and talks into it.

TIMMY

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Mother-ship! Are you there Mother-ship!

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EXT.- OUTER SPACE

A MOTHER-SHAPED SHIP orbits the EARTH. Truck in.

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INT.- MOTHERSHIP - BRIDGE

COSMO and WANDA are dressed up like crew members from the “Crash Nebula” show.

COSMOAye, aye Captain Timmy sir!

WANDAHe said “Mother-ship”, that means I’m in charge! Awaiting orders your space-machoness.

TIMMY (ON MONITOR)These guys have really got me pinned down. I wish I had the official “Crash Nebula” X-2000 laser blaster.

COSMOYes sir, captain sir! Your wish is my... (Wanda glares at Cosmo) her command!

Cosmo waves his wand.

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INT.-TIMMY’S BEDROOM-A BEAT LATER

“Poof!” In Timmy’s hand appears a rapid fire, extremely safe, nerf-firing, space weapon TOY. Timmy jumps out and opens fire on his pals.

TIMMYEat laser sponge!

Chester and A.J. jump behind Timmy’s bed.

CHESTERWhoa, when did Timmy get a X-2000 laser blaster?

A.J.Irrelevant, since Timmy doesn’t know we’ve got the new X-2001 laser blasters.

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Chester and A.J. jump out and return fire. Timmy jumps behind his dresser again. He talks into his communicator.

TIMMYMother-ship, I need more fire power!

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INT.-SPACESHIP-BRIDGE

Wanda sits in the COMMAND CHAIR. Cosmo rubs her feet.

WANDAYou got it Kiddo. More fire power lackey, and get those bunions!

COSMOI want a father-ship next time!

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands.

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INT.-TIMMY’S BEDROOM-A BEAT LATER

“Poof!” A larger even MORE ELABORATE, LASER CANNON appears in his hand. He fires, but this time an actual massive laser beam blasts out, just missing his pals, and blows an enormous hole in his bedroom wall. Chester and A.J. slowly rise from behind the bed with shocked looks on their faces. The hole smolders behind them. Their look of shock turns into a look of excitement.

CHESTER AND A.J.Cool!

Chester and A.J. run over to Timmy and check out his new “toy”.

CHESTERMan Timmy, you got the coolest stuff!

A.J.I must confess, I am quite envious!

TIMMY (proudly)

You ain’t seen nothing yet! Wait here.

Timmy runs into his CLOSET.

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INT.-TIMMY’S CLOSET-DAY

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Cosmo and Wanda “beam-in”.

WANDAGee sport, sorry about the hole in your wall.

COSMOYeah, this thing packs a wallop! (pointing at his wand.)

TIMMYYeah, yeah, we’ll fix it later. Anyway I need a super cool “Crash Nebula” space suit.

“Poof!” Timmy is in a super cool “Crash Nebula” space suit.

WANDAYou got my attention, captain!

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INT.-TIMMY’S BEDROOM-DAY

Timmy comes out of the closet and strikes a pose. Chester and A.J. run over and check it out.

CHESTERKiller Crash suit dude!

A.J.Yes, where ever did you get it?

TIMMYUh...the internet...

CHESTERCool! Now all we need is an alien and we can re-enact episode 621 of “Crash Nebula”!

Chester and A.J. explore the bedroom as if it’s an alien terrain. Timmy turns to his Godparents who are now back in their fishbowl.

TIMMY (whispering)

I wish I had an alien monster that we can play with.

Cosmo and Wanda give him a wink and “poof” from behind some BED, across the room, rises an HORRIFIC ALIEN.

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CHESTER AND A.J.Whoa!

TIMMY (whispering)

Great job on the alien guys.

WANDAWe aim to please.

COSMOThe slime was my idea.

TIMMYIt’s so life-like.

WANDAOf course it is. He’s real. We’re not so good at creating aliens.

COSMOSo we borrowed one!

TIMMYWhat?

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EXT.-PLANET YUGO-POTAIMIA

We see an alien planet with three moons. Truck-in.

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EXT.-PALACE ON PLANET SURFACE-DAY

Truck-in on palace.

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INT.-ALIEN PALACE-DAY

QUEEN ALIEN paces back and forth. KING ALIEN alien walks up.

KING GRIPPULLONQueen Jipjorrulac, you seem troubled.

QUEEN JIPJORRULACYes King Grippullon, our son hasn’t tortured the prisoners yet today.

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KING GRIPPULLONHmmmm. That’s not like Mark. Computer, locate our son.

AN ORGANIC MASS HOLDING AN ORB rises from the ground. It flashes with each word.

COMPUTERReadings show that your son has been taken to Earth.

KING GRIPPULLON (ENRAGED)Foolish humans! Assemble the star destroyers! We’ll blow up that foul planet and get our son back. Er...not necessarily in that order.

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INT.-TIMMY’S BEDROOM-MOMENTS LATER

The alien (whose name is Mark) roars and waves his tentacles in a threatening manner, and gnashes his drool covered fangs. Instead of being frightened, Chester and A.J. begin to check out the alien.

A.J.Amazing! A fully automated animatronic space alien.

MARK (pulling out BENDY STRAWS)

Puny Humans, I shall suck your brains through these bendy-straws!

CHESTERCool! Actual Crash Nebula dialogue!

Chester and A.J. prod and poke the alien

A.J.Look, authentic slimy footprints!

MARKYou earth children are not afraid of me... or my straws?

CHESTERAw man, he’s got genuine bad breath!

The alien’s feelings are hurt and he’s feeling impotent. Why aren’t these children afraid of him?

MARK

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Well, I...uh, I mean GRRRRR!

Vicky bursts into the room. The room is a mess. She is furious.

VICKYI’m telling you for the last time, keep it quiet up here!

TIMMYBut this is the first time you told us!

Vicky’s head snaps towards Timmy. There is fire in her eyes. Timmy and his friends cringe in fear.

MARK (to himself)

She’s terrified the children in a way I could not!

VICKY (to Timmy)

Alright twerp that does it. I’m separating you geeks! Let’s see... Eeny, meeny, miney...you!

Vicky Chooses the alien who perks up excitedly

MARK (To himself)You can be my meany, eeny time!

VICKY You in the stupid alien costume, you’re out of here!

TIMMYBut Vicky...!

VICKYYou can play with your geek buddy after you clean up this room!

Vicky grabs the alien by the “ear” and drags him out of the room. The alien, seeing how terrible Vicky is and how Timmy and his friends fear her, instantly falls in love with her. Hearts start to float from his head.

MARKOooooh! She’s so forceful!

With the door slam, Vicky and Mark are gone.

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EXT.- OUTER SPACE

A large ALIEN FLEET flies towards Earth, blowing up PLANETS that get in it’s way.

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INT.-ALIEN FLAG-SHIP

The King and Queen are in the cockpit. The King drives.

QUEEN JIPJORRULACWe wouldn’t have to blow up all these planets if you just stopped for directions.

KING GRIPPULLONQuiet! I’m still the king around here!

QUEEN JIPJORRULAC King of getting lost!

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INT.-TIMMY’S BEDROOM-A BEAT LATER

Cosmo and Wanda watch the alien fleet from a small MONITOR in their fish bowl. They call Timmy over.

COSMOPsst, Timmy.(he waves Timmy over with his head)

Timmy sneaks over while his friends are busy cleaning.

TIMMY (whispering)

What is it?

WANDAWe have good news and bad news.

TIMMYWhat’s the good news?

COSMOYou see, the alien we got you is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet Yugo-Potaimia.

WANDA

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And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son... not necessarily in that order.

TIMMYWhat’s the bad news?

WANDAOh wait, that was the bad news.

TIMMYThen what’s the good news?

COSMOI found a NICKEL!

TIMMYOkay then, I wish the alien was back home.

Cosmo waves his wand. Nothing happens. Wanda waves her wand. Nothing happens. The Godparents look at each other, shocked.

TIMMY Well? Is he gone?

COSMOUh...

TIMMYMore good news nickel-boy?

COSMO (Possessively)My Nickel!

Cosmo swims into the fishbowl castle to protect his nickel. The RULE BOOK appears. Wanda reads.

WANDAIt seems our alien prince has fallen in love with Vicky. And “Da Rules” say we can’t interfere with true love.

TIMMYAw... that’s really sweet... How do we get him out of here!!!

COSMOWe’ve got to talk the alien out of loving Vicky.

CHESTER (O.S.)Dude, are you talking to your fish?

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Timmy snaps around. His pals are looking at him oddly. His eyes dart to his fish and back to his friends.

TIMMY ....yes.... Uh, guys, we got to get the alien back from Vicky! It’s, uh, a collectable!

A.J.A collectable! Hmmm, why would she take the alien? She’s not even a fan!

CHESTERAw man! She’ll probably sell it and buy make-up and other girl stuff!

Their battle visors go down, their weapons power up and they dramatically head off to retrieve the “collectable.”

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INT.-TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM-MOMENTS LATER

Vicky sits on the couch. Mark, dressed in an APRON, dusts the living room.

VICKYYou know, I could sell your stupid costume for make-up and other girl stuff.

MARKVicky, the fear you instilled on the young ones was enchanting.

VICKYYou talk funny? Are you from Europe or something.

MARKI’m a warrior prince from Yugo-Potaimia. My name is Mark.

VICKYOh you’re a foreign exchange student. You’re hideous, take off that costume!

MARKDoes this form not please you?

VICKY (exasperated)

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Look, if you want to please me so much why don’t you go make me a chocolate shake.

MARKChocolate! That’s the foulest substance known on my planet! (swoon)

The alien “floats” into the kitchen.

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INT.-KITCHEN

A SHAKE is blending on the counter. The alien is “sliming” the walls and ceiling. Out of the slime, rises SLIME SCULPTURES AND SLIME PICTURES OF VICKY. He is making a love shrine. Chester and A.J. run in.

A.J.Wow! What a great toy! It has authentic room-sliming powers like the alien in episode 485!

CHESTERWe’re here to save you from Vicky!

MARKI do not wish to be saved from Vicky.

A.J.Alien toy, you don’t understand, Vicky is the foulest, most evil creature in the universe!

MARKI know, isn’t she wonderful! You Two! You will make my Vicky-shrine complete!

MECHANICAL ARMS extend from the wall and grab Chester and A.J. by the hands and feet and pull them against the wall, trapping them.

A.J.Cool, this is just like what happened in today’s “Crash Nebula” episode!

CHESTERI enjoyed it more when it was on TV and happening to someone else.

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INT.-TOP OF STAIRS

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Timmy and the Godparents spy on Vicky. They see Mark enter the room carrying a CHOCOLATE SHAKE.

TIMMYHow can anyone fall in love with that!

WANDABeauty is in the eye of the beholder!

COSMOThe beholder needs to see an eye doctor!

The Godparent’s wands start flashing. The Godparents look into their wands, they see the approaching alien fleet.

COSMOUh, Timmy, there’s something we got to show you.

“Poof!” The top of the stairs turns into an OBSERVATORY. Timmy peeks through the telescope. He sees the invasion fleet approaching the Godparent’s Earth orbiting “Mother-ship”. They blow up the Mother-ship.

WANDASeems that we have less time than we thought.

TIMMYI better go talk to the alien’s parents, maybe they can talk some sense into their son.

COSMOWe can’t destroy true love!

WANDABut parents can!

“Poof!” They’re off.

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INT. FLAGSHIP THRONE ROOM OF THE ALIEN INVASION FLEET

Timmy and the Godparents appear in front of the King and Queen alien who are surrounded by GUARDS. They approach the THRONE. A GUARD stops them.

GUARDHalt! Who goes there!

TIMMYCosmo, Wanda, and Timmy of Earth. We need to speak with Mark’s parents.

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GUARDIf the King and Queen you wish to see, you then must face the perils three!

COSMOTests! I love tests!

WANDAAnd I love poetry!

TIMMYWhat do we have to do?

GUARD(building, sinister laughter)

He stamps his laser SPEAR on the ground. The floor begins to slide open, pulling Timmy and the Godparents away from the throne. Out of the opening rises a brightly colored FIELD OF FLOWERS. The other guards gasp in horror.

GUARDNow, puny human, you must skip across the dreaded field of flowers!

COSMOThey’re lovely... I mean GASP!

TIMMYWell, here goes nothing, really.

Timmy skips through the field. The crowd watches in horror.

QUEEN JIPJORRULACAmazing! The flowers touch his skin but he neither bleeds nor burns!

Timmy makes it across the field.

TIMMYTa-da!

From the ceiling, a massive chain lowers a large metal CRATE. It settles with a loud “thoom” in front of Timmy. The crate falls open revealing a super cuddly TEDDY BEAR.

GUARDBehold the second task! Human, you must now hug the cutest and softest teddy bear in the universe! (sinister laughter)

The guards recoil in horror!

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WANDAIt’s up to you champ!

TIMMYI don’t want to hug a teddy bear, that’s baby stuff!

KING GRIPPULLONHe hesitates, the task is too much for him!

COSMOYou can do it Timmy! The fate of the Earth depends on it!

TIMMYOh alright!

When Timmy hugs the teddy bear, it says “I love you” causing widows to shatter.

QUEEN JIPJORRULACI don’t understand, he didn’t burst into flames!

KING GRIPPULLONNever fear my Queen, not even our mightiest warriors can survive the final task!

ALIENS IN RADIATION GEAR carry POLES that hold a small metal BOX. Using a ten foot pole, one of the aliens pushes the button on the box and then runs for his life. The box slowly opens, a binding light leaks out.

WANDAWhat is it!?!

COSMOI can’t tell!

TIMMYIt looks... It looks like...Chocolate?

GUARDYes, chocolate! (sinister laugh) Not so high and mighty now are you Earth-boy! For your last task you must eat the chocolate bar!

TIMMYSure... I mean, not chocolate! Don’t make me eat it! Anything but that!

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Playing it as if he were about to shove bamboo under his own fingernail, Timmy grabs the chocolate bar and takes a bite.

TIMMY Eww! There’s peanuts in it! Have you no mercy!

The guards faint dead away. The head guard bows to Timmy trying not to watch Timmy wolf down the chocolate.

GUARDYou are truly the foulest creature in the universe! You may speak to the King and Queen.

Timmy and the Godparents walk up to the King and Queen.

KING GRIPPULLONA mere child has passed our toughest test, your kind are very powerful indeed!

QUEEN JIPJORRULAC (pleading)

Please don’t hurt us we just want our son back.

TIMMYI Timmy, chocolate-eating warrior of Earth, have good news and bad news.

COSMOThe good news is I’ve named my nickel Phillip!

KING GRIPPULLONWhat’s the bad news?

COSMOIt’s a girl nickel!

Timmy shoots Cosmo a look.

TIMMYThere’s a problem with an Earth girl.

QUEEN JIPJORRULACShe’s eaten him?!

TIMMYNo, he’s fallen in love with her! I and my race of flower skipping, bear hugging, chocolate-eating warriors will not stand for this!

QUEEN JIPJORRULAC

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We will talk to Mark, we’ll set things straight. Just don’t eat the chocolate again!

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INT.-KITCHEN

Mark enters and approaches Chester and A.J., who are still on the wall.

MARKThings aren’t going well with Vicky so I’ve decided to suck out your brains and give them to her as a gift.

A.J.Cool!

CHESTERYou can suck out our minds, livers, and spleens, but we will never surrender!

MARK(sinister laughter)Silence puny Earth children! No one can save you now!

The kitchen door begins to rattle. It bursts open and in steps Timmy in his “Crash Nebula” gear.

TIMMYInter-galactic scum, your reign of terror ends now!

MARKExcellent! Another brain I can give to Vicky!

Mark puts his bendy-straw to his lips and starts to suck towards Timmy. The suction causes Timmy to slide towards Mark. The doorbell rings.

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INT. LIVING ROOM - FRONT DOOR

VICKYOh, what now!

Vicky answers the door. Mark’s parents, poorly disguised as humans, stand there.

KING GRIPPULLONWe’re Mr. and Mrs........ Chang… and we’ve come to pick up our son Mark.

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INT.-KITCHEN

Timmy, struggling, slides closer towards Mark.

VICKY (O.S.)Mark, get out here!

MARK (excitedly)

My beloved calls me! I’ll be back to suck your brains out in a moment.

Mark leaves.

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INT.-LIVING ROOM

Mark enters and sees his parents.

MARKMother, Father, what are you doing here?

KING GRIPPULLONMark, enough of this foolishness, it’s time to go.

MARKFather, I can’t go with you. I’m in love with Vicky. You see, she taught me something today. It doesn’t matter how hideous you are on the outside, but how evil and vicious you are on the inside!

KING GRIPPULLONWell, if you’re in love...

Timmy, peeking in from the kitchen, catches the eye of King Grippullon. Timmy takes a bite out of a flower and chews it with a threatening look. The mighty Timmy’s flower-chewing scares King Grippullon. into submission.

KING GRIPPULLON. (Nervously)Uh..no son! It would never work. She’s an Earth girl. Don’t you know that Earth girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. That’s poison to our kind.

MARK

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No, no! Not my Vicky! She’s the foulest, most terrible creature in the Universe.

VICKYThanks... I mean, hey!

QUEEN JIPJORRULACMark, listen to your father and go to the shi... er car.

MARKYes mother.

Mark sadly slithers out to the “car.” His parents turn to Vicky.

KING GRIPPULLONYoung Earth girl, we are prepared to pay you for baby-sitting our son with some of your earth currency.

DOLLAR SIGNS pop into Vicky eyes. They disappear when the King hands her a live CHICKEN. The aliens turn to leave. Mark waves from the back seat of their “car” (which is actually a spaceship parked in the driveway.) A tear wells up in her eye. The alien “car” flies straight up and out of scene when Vicky’s back is turned.

VICKYI’ll never forget you Mark, foreign exchange student from Yugo-Po--hey...

Vicky bends down out of frame and comes back up holding a nickel.

VICKY ...I found a nickel!

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CLOSE UP ON COSMO IN FISH BOWL

COSMO (Panicking)Phillip!

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INT.-KITCHEN

Chester and A.J., now free, rub their wrists.

A.J.Timmy that was the best game of Crash Nebula ever!

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CHESTERDude, you rock!

TIMMYThanks guys.

Timmy gives his Godparents, who are now in their fish bowl, a thumbs-up. Freeze frame.

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INT.-ALIEN KID’S BEDROOM ON YUGO-POTAMIA - SAME

Three “Mark-type” alien children, who resemble Timmy, Chester, and A.J., sit glued in front of their SLIME COVERED TV SET. They are dressed in their official “Fairly OddParents” TEE-SHIRTS, eating their official “Fairly OddParents” CEREAL out of their official “Fairly OddParents” BOWLS with their official “Fairly OddParents” SPOONS.

TV ANNOUNCERWill Mark ever find true love? Will King Grippullon seek his revenge on Timmy and his meddling fairies? Tune in next week for another exciting episode of The Fairly OddParents!!!

ALIEN KIDSCool!!!

IRIS OUT:

THE END.