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4 Q for years & h;ve mudt experience. I Q> <lJ started dying my hair when I was

It was 1986. tlte skate look ofbleadt about IJ as opposed to going to tlte blonde bmtgs was th e peek of Q salon. 111e difference? $60+, tashion. (r/l least amongst middle especially if you shop at Sally's. then sd10ol students in eastent l'enn syl- the dye's even the same. where do , ·ania . I was IO years old & I still you think your stylist gets it from? remember crawling up into the chair J:ly the time I was 16 I was dying my {(/i the salon & tt:lling the styli 't just hair every couple of weeks to a how I wantro it. 111<11 was nne of the montJt . dtangin g tJw shade over & last times I saw my n:rtural hair @ over I'd exhau,tcd every natural co lor. Tfmctn ory St..Y\'CS it was <1 !'had~. cxcq1t black - I alway~ knew sandv ash brown hut the blcadt ed bdkr th an to go there (you can't go blonde han gs worked so wdll back). From the red. it was easyto decided to ju't go bl onde altogether make the transition into purple. & th<..~l I wt.~tt throug)t evcr,• shade of lltcrc arc almost as many shades of hh,ndc ima ginahk. EYcryon~'s heard puq1lc availahk a!\ liH..,.l! an: n:d (& tltat "blondes have more fun" hut yes I went through those too!). 'Ilte tak.: it from someone wh<r's het.,t good thing about purple is that it tltere. it's not exactly tlte truth . Mo't keeps it s intensity a little lon ger than people assume if you're hlonde that th e red that tends to fit de to a _general you dyt.: ytlllf h ~1ir. & if you don' ~:oppL,·y 4.:olor aller a while ifnol

touch it up cwry week your roots properly maintained . Be C'Jref\11 will confimt their suspi.:ions. It's a though a red lr."ed purple {or fun look for summer th ough. lig)tt blonde) vs. tlte violet. blue. or ash and playful. especially ifvmt have a ba~e will g ive you the same effect as naturally li ghter shade. th e stm can the red dyes wh<~t bleaching or cut down your time between touch 'trippin g th e color from your hair.

ups dra,t i<-ally! ' htlllead oftllkirtg your hair down to a It took me dose to 4 years to go ticutral blonde or white. it tums it a tltrough every blonde & brown light shade of orange. hcfore I got completely bored & I le.1l11<'<1 about blcadting whcu I discovered RED! ·nwre are learned about e~treme color & my definitely pluses & minuses to the addiction to it. Believe it or not even tiery tones. Most guys have purple 'tarted to seem like a normal something for red head~. it gives off color & I began to move through the the impression of attitude. & an easy re"t of the rainbow. lllue. red, co lor to pull orr once you find th e yellow. fluorescent pink. grl'Cil. lye-shade that works be't for you. 'Iltere dyed as my grandma called it . !\ are many dill'erenl types of red. !rom nightmare is what the hair stylist my a deep auburn to an intense orang~ to mom hired this year (as she docs a strawberry blonde: it's an e<tSy way every year) to "fix it" ca lle<l it. lie for people to express themselves in a asked. "Why couldn~ ~·ou have ra t "normal" colorful way. llte key to le.,st done it with some Rort of rhyme makji\g reds look natural is finding a or reason?" & I had to la y it out to way to tint your eyebrows to match~ him. I've done almost every color in THIS CAN BE VERY ~ almo;t every pattern. the only way to DANDEROUS! 'llt e way I do 11 is get somctltingnew is to randoml y hy ntbhing the slight est amount of throw bleach & dye on my hair & exces' dye aero"' my brows wit11 the just see how it turn s out. tip of my rubber glove & then after 5 One time last year when everyone or I ci minutes remove it by wiping it was trying to guess what color it clean with a next to drv wa'h cloth. would he next I dyed it brnwn ju't teo llti s is only for the boldest & the tltrow them all otT. I can~ keep it that bnwc<;t . llt.; skin around Y•.>t•r eye's is very sensitive & prone to. irritation . P A little bunting is natural tlt c fir't~ couple oftimes you do it or the h1l,rsher th e dye is. E:\.1remc care ~

must always be taken no:•t to drip , because if the dye gets in your ey~ ' ;' IJ prr,h:lbh will Ptl blind Is it

way for long: a ''normal" color for me just isn't normal. I get depressed. ~1tcn your hnir's a strange color it speaks li.>r itsclt: you don' even h;tve to style it if you don't feel like it & it gives anv ~tranger an oppmtunity for a conversation starter. 11te hest thin g th <'li C.h . is th~..' ,,n,· littk· .... .-hildhll

havt: blu~ ha1r ualtuatt y. lt 's gr~at! So if you're tltinking about letting your tme color shine tltrouglt take a tip from someone who's been around the color wheel, a couple of time~!

Tips 4 Your Tips • Use Manic Panic or Special

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OALL& OF f-'1Gr '3\. Who is Jack Schjtt? The lineage is @@'\r ~@~ ~ \::J finally revealed . Marry people are at

1\b. SQ.uSQ~e. a loss for a re-sponse when someone M {\-1) ~ (ID ® l c:.. Shr~dde~ cht&:/14~"' c.\v~ says: "You don't know Jack Schitt." /1; I 'P l c.. B i~tAiC. ~ Now you can intellectually handle I - jf ad

1i the situation. Jack is the only son of Cl4J>f3j m J Mi~ all ingredie~h well. ~~llej Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt . the 1'1\AD m t';:::;")

into bt\1\s. ~~@360ok; /O. fertilizer magnate , 1 {.JU~ Li~""if\.if-h-o~~) """· marriedO. Schitt , theownerof U .:=to.

I Needeep N. Schitt r•AD, cr"' ~ c:::::> £d,ID1e fi.A'f DoU~tf Inc. Theyhadoneson. Jack.In ~ ~ '

turn Jack Schitt married Noe 0 ~C. ~lou.t". Schi~t The deeply reli~ious couple ft J1 ~fro iil.!'l ~ J. -1-bsp. od produced 6 children: Holt Schttt , ~~ U~ ~ 1. c. Ut.O Fulla Schitt , Giva Schitt , Bull

-l'z. c.. So,. If. Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt

2. 'fsp. Crt"~l'l-l•f t«tD.r and Dip Schitt. Agai_nst her . "" od 1 · OJ·ections Deap Schttt marrted ro co or"'~ · Pe · 1- 1 • ~ Dumb Schitt , a High school drop

fr('f~, 1'\ e.~ oro PI · · d out. However , after betng marrte

(.o~ bif1 e. i r\t~rl"dienk i.., t::t 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt 0.1\ ~ coolo;. o~ f" IW c1 i w.., {O)divorced. Noe Schttt later

fl~ f- til Ml\(~ ft, S vremarried Ted Sherlock and , tO.. U 1\ fM 0.. because her kids were living with

bo.l\, ~P~ ~ Mo'l+!.ts ~~ them she wanted to keep her

rt.trirr&.\(d. 5!-oM. '" o. V previ~us name. She was then 't..op loc. loa.~] or bt.o.-\-IC"' ...... ~ • known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

l.iQViO eu&BLE.~ ®@Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married · . . +- 1'0\ Schitt and They produced a son of if4 '• ltfJ~~IJ tlf ltr~l'\ ~ V nervous disposition. Chicken Schttt

.. !.tt..c.. l·h.O 0 G ("()\ Two of the other 6 children. Fulla 1 ts 1), St.~,<IO. r \._) Schitt and Giva Schitt, were

e.w.NA tfoGr I J /q' ( . t\ inseparable throughout chtldhood Z. -~ clrOf..s f;.ocl C<llorthj optao"'IJ and subsequently married the

M' dPk + U. O 1 Happens brothers in a dual I,(. "'t'"' 1 2. ,, S~o.f." ceremony. The wedding

ftdJ dt>strecl color. I.e t ~ announcements in the newspaper

S.o 11.\-hbl'"l ~if- tor & ~u-J do.. 'I,~ announced the Schitt-Happens :.o i\- 0.~~ !> (~is wi II ~c..k.c. t+ wedding . The Schitt-Happens f"DlSil!,.. to 4olo"" lol.lbb14-s) children were Dawg. Byrd . and

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"'~ h<.f. '(r fOtM" i~hl 0..~ Shcl/lo.,.JCDI\~i~ Hoarse. Bull Schitt , the prodigal ~ tcSI! Cl.l'lj bt.. f,blt b/Ot,J•",r:f, son. left home to tour the world . He Co~.bi~ All ifl~r-td i~rs 0,

D ;r.,to'I8D ~IJit'€ • recently returned from Italy o. lolthd'e( ov- dr,-.,1:. t>til(t" w~.)'j '1Str-"'"> r8\ @> wtth hts new Italtan brtde, Ptsa Ul1f-i\ blfo~td

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~ttl ~tt-lret; '-:--' Schttt So now when someon~. says: PooA(' it~!-<> <:hil\td ~~0.~~ ,lfrlllklt

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jme to stop & smell the kind bud.~ · ~ least for a little while & while ~ _.....---ou're at it. treat yourself to your --

I,JVorite munchies. today is about ~ ving the moment & focusing on ~

•he best buds life has to offer.

mething that needs to be sa id, ay itl Just be careful not to ffend w/ bluntness or stray from our point & people will listen .

~ (6/22-7/22) High flyer. 'our super sale sniffer is on full peed & your bargain hunting bility is @ its best. Get a bag or

['it the thrift store you're sure to ,l ig up a deal where ever you go .

. t eo(?/23-8/22) Don't be ' ) nonymous if you want to be yccessful. Stand out. make to urself heard. tell it like it is. (our personality is stronger & nore independent than usual.

,, Virgo(8/ 23-9/22) Your gut

ows what's what. trust it. If a I seems shady it is. if a friend

fake. they are. Now's a good for decisions you've been

o ff.

Libra(9/23-10/23) Get in touch w/an old .smoking buddy. while you're redefining relationships maybe they'll help you figure out an answer to what's been bugging you lately.

~corpio(l0/24-11/21) People are staring to appreciate you for your fabulous self & all you have to do is sit back & reap the praises. Why not let this e_go boost fuel a new project you've been meaning to start.

Sagittarius(11/22-12/21) Do you know where your next ba_g is coming from? If you plan now. -then you won't get stuck when times are tough.

buds seem to l>e slow lotlay but patience prepares you for prosperity tomorrow. Don't set your expectations to high & you won't get disappointed.

Aguarius(1/20-2/ 18) It's good to be competitive @l work & you should be tough on the dealer that tries to short you but your friend s aren't trying to run against you so try to ease up on the one\1 that seem to be challenging you. ~

~ Pisces(2/ 19-3/20) Don't forget ~ your body is a temple & you need to respect it (that doesn't mean getting a better brand o f beer o r indulging in a double decker dessert) It's ready for fitness &it will work for you if you work it.

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R. pnnorl of time ~ ! impedtm ent rrf ~ l 4. ·~ountry ca rmval . 36. Painter Smurfwas onej (., 5. scattered destgn style 38. "God, grant me the_. / 6. Grease a lma matter r"l,~to accept the things 1 r-,

(m1L.) ~~cannot change ... ·~r ll ~be.·y do it. on Whose ll:ne 40. cartoon morning •• 1,.5 ~t Anyway?~.: 42. no~ a fingernail ~ () lOU predE-cessor 44. s unglasses brand .._)-)

19. American History X star 9. belonging to me ~49. Wagons ___ ! Jo. hn S (init.) ,rf"~~ 10. s nake]il,e fi shes • • Candy movie r-{' L.

20. memo abbr. ·::~ ~ r, 11 . what you should be 51. cont_inual traveler~.:. S 21. mJstakes r j domg @ 4:20 53. Let /J~ f. : L.

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0.. · 22. yiggy noises ,.. r .f32. sound o( .amm:emen~. •.• 1\ ·

31. Blues Brothers the · 23. cola brand ,1•. r"" .65. young Scottish boy • • pe nguin was one ~ 25. not. for '• 66. enli sted man's h a ngout ()

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nndcarm cnt rr' l .~! . bag ry-y-./'1~· ~ .. 71. _ Rollers (wtre pape rs) ll • :3-1. 1 he fa intest idPa ·• 29. · Monty Python's bne 72 . not. from ~ . ;(f.:t ) 36. butte rfly/bee of boxing 30 . . motOJ·cycle mJt. 73. Joyce Drothe rs' tJti<:>Jf? )) :n. big nHtm ll (of Mnnws & 31. Rft.er the su n goes clown 74. _ is , no wnrranty ~ ·I

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started construction of the first roads, did they ever suspect that things would turn out the way they have? Just picture Caesar's chariot stuck in traffic in the down town tunnel @ rush hour or faced with some of the massive thoroughfares that litter the metropolises of the modern world. They probably would have stuck dirt roods, or even regressed to traveling on foot. Major traffic accidents, road rage, car jacking, hour-long delays, pollution, .drunk driv.ers, have we forgotten that driving is a privilege not a right . And even though it seems like you're the only one .out there who didn't get their drivers license@ Kmort I'm sure there are a few common courtesies even a professional such as yourself could brush up on. Driving is not about r.e&hing your· destination the fastest, or

' cruising along enjoying the scenery. It's a symphony, it has movement , & o tempo. Everyone on the road plays a different

· part in the orchestration & if even one person is out of sync it can throw the entire movement off. The key to this is of course the very first thing they teach you in driver's ed. PAY ATTENTION to the rood. And full attention works best. People today wont to see how many different things they can

. do at once. How often do you see. someone speeding down the road.paying more attention to th~ 'cr'onversation on their eel

. phone than the person braking i~.fr,ont of them. I've even seen

., ~._p:opfe driving & reodin~@ the

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same t1me! How can you looking@ the rood when you're..­looking @ a book? If your test was THAT important you would have studied last night. TURN SIGNAl-S are not optional, use them. They are the law you know. Know that when the government sets the SPEED l.IMIT they

l. set it 10 miles slower than they IK. really expect you to go, so in

order to keep the pace you should always go @ least 5 miles over the posted speed. In most states tickets under 9 miles over are automatically dismissed from court anyway, but it can give an officer a reason to stop you if he suspects something else might be up. When you come to a GREEN LIGHT, go! If you get caught by a YELLOW LIGHT go

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~ cent1pede?

II II -bacon & legs . . ,

, , .. L A policeman in a patrol car was D ~ ~' 1~ as~onish~d.to see a woman knitting · ~:~/ wh1le dr1v1ng her car. He drove up ~.-;b; along side her & called, "Pull over! "

~>...... · "No, "she called back, "a pair of socks!"

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through it. If you're turning II L I 'l u left know that three cars I . I should always make it through 'i ! }

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after the light changes. At a -RED l.IGHT, stop! Duh. A TURNING LANE should only be used for turning. This includes turning left into the tum fane before merging right into traffic. If someone is turning int.o your lane & you can let them in, why not? Otherwise try to get in the other lone so they have the room to merge safely. Don't try to jump in a lane when only one car is coming, wait until they go by, then pass them. Don't tail gate, don't rubber neck, & don't go slow in the left lane. These are just some of the basics, things that every-one should know & do. But they don't. Be courteous & re-spectful of other drivers, you never know who has a gun.

Top 12 Things NOT to Say to a s.

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license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren 't you the guy from the village people? Hey, you must've been doing about

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you? . have you been eating 1 pay your salary. donuts?" Gee, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too.

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The Calling of the First Disciples ¢

As Jesus was walking beside the sea of Galilee, he saw two brothers, Simon called Peter & his brother Andrew. They were casting a net into the lake for they were fishermen. "Come follow me," Jesus said, ''and I will make you fishers of men. " At once they left their nets & followed him.

-Matthew 4:19-20

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