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If you're someone who hasn't been exposed to the phenomenon that is HarryPotter—or worse, if you DGAF—please don't say any of these 13 sentences. Youmight just get avada kedavra'd. That's killed, in Muggle speak, FYI.

1. "Harry Potter is for children..."

Um, did I ASK for your opinion?! #hatersgonnahate

 

2. "I think Twilight is better. JK Rowling totallybased Harry, Ron, and Hermione on Edward, Jacob,and Bella."

Everyone knows HP was published �rst. Don't encourage �ghting betweenfandoms— Harry and the gang would win every time. Our girl Hermione is"the brightest witch of her age"—and she had more than one facial expressionin the movies. *claps back*

3. "I thought Hermione wasn't supposed to bepretty?"

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pretty?"

Two words: Yule. Ball. Harry didn't even recognize the "pretty girl in bluerobes," and he had been besties with Hermione for four years! Besides,Hermione is a role model not for her looks, but her intelligence. The boys wouldbe completely lost without her.

4. "The movies are so much better than the books!"

No matter how amazing the screenplay and visual e�ects are, the books arealways better because it's impossible to cram hundreds of pages into 1.5 hoursof �lm. Compare the graphic violence from the Hunger Games trilogy to themovies and you'll see what I mean. *shakes head in disbelief*

5. "Michael Gambon was the perfect AlbusDumbledore."

I disagree, and leave you with this GIF. There is a reason why this Goblet of Firescene is still a popular meme today.  

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6. "I always knew Snape was a good guy."

Oh really, when did you know? When he bullied Harry at his �rst Potions class?When he used Occlumency lessons to torment Harry further? When he killedAlbus Dumbledore? Or When he gave Harry his memories and Harry learnedthat Snape was a spy? Like Draco Malfoy says, "that's BS."

7. "Hermione should have ended up with Harry"

Harry and Ginny look like James and Lily Potter, so OBVIOUSLY they weregoing to get together in the end. Plus, Ron needs to be managed—look at howMrs. Weasley treats all her kids! And Hermione needs someone who can makeher laugh—she and Harry felt more like siblings anyways.

8. "I haven't read any of the books." 

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8. "I haven't read any of the books." 

Then why are we even talking?

9. "But Sirius had to die!"

NO HE DIDN'T. Just don't go there. I can't even make the "are you serious"pun, this is my ugly crying face HUHUHU.

10. "Why are you so obsessed with Harry Potter?"

This book series was my childhood. I learned loyalty from Hagrid, courage fromNeville, imagination from Luna, and so much more. So no, wanting to playQuidditch or saving up to visit the Wizarding World themeparks is not"pointless" or "childish." 

11. "I totally didn't cry when I turned 11 and didn'tget my Hogwarts letter."

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So you didn't cry when watching Titanic or The Notebook either, did you? I betcutting onions wouldn't make you cry! #howcouldyoubesoheartless

12. "You know magic is not real, right?" 

I know I'm a Muggle (I refuse to use the term "No-Maj"), but you don't have torub it in! ~* AVADA KEDAVRA*~ 

13. "The epilogue was unnecessary."

Everyone loves a happy ending, and Harry de�nitely deserved one. 

“No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do livein us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwartswill always be there to welcome you home.” -J.K. Rowling

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