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ESTABLISHED 1893.—No. 1248. CRANFORD, UNION COUNTY. N. k. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15. <9«o

^ Stenography and TypewritingTaught ia Cranford

,«rienoed teacher by latest methods

e. will r f « l « m limited numbor 6/Vo\ further Information. address.

i 3 1 U» i o n Avenue, Cranford

Special Notices. I CRANFORD LOCAIS j T H E PRIMARY ELECTIONWanted:• A girl (or general housework; A rehearsal' for a moving picture] As everyone who knows how slrong

.o^f'Z^i1 0?1 ' !0 1 1^1 ,?1 , !™1 1 .8 1^1 ' «c°"6 was held at tho Cranfordl.the local Republican machine ii ex-

iV;ta»Ws^i&&hV^«h«»hlio, on North avenue', between Gurwood', hundred or no spectators. The com- j nominated at the primarymdCmnfciil, wrarsl'iu-.ljur(; license on] puny came over from Kenilworth'and Tuesday.: And as . e«

! CHRISTIAN SCICNCEmrst Church ol Christ. Scientist, Cran-

i S «tr«>t. Serrioes'Sunday a 11 A. *:' Wetoe*l»y evening, 8 P. « . Reading: Knom

* ! r L l y , 10 A. u. to 13 H. and YruUyrtlnss from 7:45 to 0:!)0 where fill Chris-

fin Sclonce literature can be obtained. All! In weloonw both to the services and U> the

dtoK Koora "

J. Raymond Lambert- Funeral Director

and Embalmer

Ofllce: 20 Eastman St., Cranford, N. J.

lid* Assistant

L-^rtuuiu irxillUll lib U1U Sllll« lllir, UIIU III*

..ikxlsaf6"rijjtbiilyvisitile, but biiyablolitfair prices."

. Tho fresh full breezes ncccmitato using aop on your uutnmohilo. If your car is not'quipped with ono place tho order withII. U Pink, Wertueld.

To Let: Two or tlireo largo rooms, f ur-ilshcd or unfurnished, for light housekeep--ng t •conYeiiiimct!s^-*tH,J'Chronieler^f fWJ'Jf

tpply< IJBell drlllm

C.R. WHEELER

•oursolf by hnving a well ifrllfi'd on youriwn premises by Krunk T. Cladek, Kah-

way, N . J. Tel. S57-H, Rahwar. ,Wanted: A bright young wonnm, about

If) years old ID takes up telcphonooperating;'ilensnut work; good salary; npply ut Ccn-

Dcalor In

STRA\v% POULTRY

•'•- FEED, E T C

201 E. South Ave. Tel. 30-R

CRANFOBD, N. J.

, .-S^SSffiiCollcgu I'rcimrtttnrr anil Homo Hoarding

SCHOOL.-»5 Union Avenue, ,. Crnnfprtl

Three Minutes' Walk from StatloLi.All Grades— Kindergarten. Primary,

Intermediate anil College Preparatory o:

Day and Boarding Pupils.: TJIMC *ho intend. to trnvol Jiiriiig OK

B l f t t tpSfdiirTDBtlfrWttttWthirBthoroiighMretully-chnperoned homo school for tlicii(iris.

Miss Richmond may bo found at thKhoolcaoh morning from 9 to 11. Cata

I Fill Term, 4lh yeir. begins Sep

J. C. W:RANKINDealer in ;

LEHIOH V A L U & V COAL

ALSO KINDLING WOO

Office 11 E« North Ave.

-YARD, CENTENNIAL AVKNUK—

I CRANFORD. .

[. Clowes, Uarwood Electric Worksl'or Sale: Oak dining-room ect,

orcelnin lined refrigerator, kitchennil gnnlrii iinplcriicntf. C l l t 31

t, largHr, kitchen tables.Cull at 310 -Pros-

Waiitcd: Horees to Ixiard l iyday, wei'k• moiitli. I'izcr's Cab Stable*. K. Northicnue, (formerly Hurvty IlnrrU' stand.)

[0-23Farm wanted near Cranford with stick

nd implements, State price and howinch cash rr<iuiml. H. I*. Lango. 281!lu«30ii uveiiue, Brooklyn,' N. V i . [0-22

f!>,G0O, or part of it to Irani on rcnlitate. Address "Mortgage," Chronicleilce-."1- --.*:—^,—...... . ^...^.^Millor'B market looka an attractive as thogetublo exhibit nt tho stlite fair, and his

iraary election on- . . . . , h . .«..„ "on jpany came over from Kenilworthland TuesdayV And as everyone who

..;r, lilmral reward fur return to George, j Eamboled on the platform in order to knows bow the Democratic slate wasUowca.Oarwood Electric Works. \ptoduce i n t h e p i c t n M t h e desired made might have expected, the slate

arrival by train of a soldier and his was badly smashed. Tho story T isbride, their geeting by a party of

. ._ badly, a -. - . . perhaps best told jn figures.

friends, and their departure on a! Messrs. Denman for clerk, KendalliS-cenV' 'h^

Greiss and Schindler fir constables,Fox and Park for surveyors of high-ways and Warner for county com mi t-teeman received practically the entireRepublican vote in both districts, andthe same is true of the appropriationswhich were nominated as follows: Forroads, {6,000; sprinkling streets,*l,000;polUe, $5,000; fire ar«» main-tenance, $3,500; poor, $900; board ofhealth,. $5M;_ township, purposes,

roiiance waa intended to bo joyous orpatShctic was not explained by thepioiure-maker, but if the view whencompleted excites as much commentan attended ita preparation, it willcertainly be ft winner.

Pour would-be engineers of theCranford Water Plant have: beeninterviewed" by the Township- Com-mittee, and the applications of two orthree more are to be considered dur~ing the week. It is understood to be•••«> - . — - - — ^

the intention of the board to makevisita of inspection to plants supply-ing demands similar to Cranford's,

COMMUNICATEDEditor ChnnicU:

Will you through the columns ofyoor paper call tin." attention of thv'jww^.^iid^i^,:t».t^!tt)itiay:ci^^[of the* streets and sidewalks of Cran-ford. There have been many com-plaints made of the ponerul untidinessdue to waste paper and other' refuseon the sidewalks and In the gutters.If each resident would tako it uponherself ,or himself indjyLduallj[..t«i;j!cc.ifiartKe^etrceriafront of tJieir homeswas neatly kept, tho town would brin fine order. It would bo betterstilt if every one were careful not tothrow any waBto paper or refuse intotho street.(Signed) Committee of Streets and

Station.- V. I. A.

PRICE 3 CKHTS '>

CANOE CLUB ELECTIONThe second annual meeting of tba

Cranford Canoe Clob, incorporated,was held »t the clubhouse on Spring-^l4^^a^jg*d«^Sentt^ i a»id- **•^l4?^«^a^jgi*d«^Sentt^a»id **•following officers were elected for tooensuing year:

President, Joseph A. Plommer.Vicc-pres., Bernard J. Bell.Secy-Treaa., F. do G. Saphar.Trustees, tho officers and Juan

,|i,200.REPUBLICAN TICKET-lst Dist.

Choice for. Senator: Fowler 74,...„ - _. ._ .Murphy 27, Stokes 22.and thorcby. to gain .information tb»U Members of Assembly, (3 nomi-

nees): - Hoagland 80, ileixel 100,arguments and figures do not convey.Making hasto^TBlowly-sppearisnto—b*tho policy adopted in reBanl to; thisundertaking.

Up to noon yeterday the viciousBryant dog was still alive and growl-ing • on South avenuo, despite thesentence of death"" imposed by the.Tqwn.shjn Committee last Wednesday

Attraqlivo rooms to rente slnglo _or tlou-1 ».(,..-• — -—ile, connecting or separate; table board Us in a state of terror on account .01

action.LnMont.< Room and board for man and wife or

ittri busiifcss men on Holly street." Address"llolly.strcat," caro Chronicle. [If

Rooms with hoard, excellent table. Spe-ilnlarraiigomeiits for.permanent .guiwts;It) Forest avenue, Cranford.Forest a e , f

Very desirablo rooms to rent; table board

S«tV>tVec["

pnrlSoFBuilding.

Sufficient delegates to insure hisnomination as the. Republican .candl(Into for Congress from the FifthDistrict were secured by William N.Runyon in tho primaries held Tues-day. Mrl Fowler will in consequence

GOLF CLUBA t the golf _club.laut _Saturdny the

sweepstakes -were won by Itaillcy.For tho club championship, WaBsofibeat Marston 2 up; Hinman beatRcillcy 4 up and 2 to play and WildboatAbry. J ',.

Tho luncheon at tfic7~Golf"Club

•• Coroner: . Vai l 182., .Freeholder: Teller 170.Delegate to State ' Convention

nominee): Hcins 102, Wrenn 44.(1

Delegates to Copgrcssiona\ Conven-tion (2 nominees): Gellatly andPlume, _ favoring v Runyon,, 108 each;Clarke anS'TLttteTlf'favoring*Fowler,GG each.

ladles'and 30 took' part In the bridgefollowing,tho repast ahd'coinpcteu'"fur"the six pretty' trophies. . Tho cardtable went . to Mrs. Emmons, thebridge' set to. Mrs. Culin, the silkstockings to Mrs. Rumble, tho Irishlace jabot to Mrs. Coudy, the bon bon

tray to Mrs.Riverside,.

ei^aHCruikshunk. of The

Commodore, L. L. Coudert.Vice-commodore, Clfiord II. Day.Membership Committee, Edwin

Wild, Curtis Culin and R. W. Smith.The treasurer's statement showed'

the club to be in a sound conditionllnancially and everything runningsmoothly. • • . '

Tho following donations were re-:wife*«na:"acioptea"witH"'thahliii:"ii;"Imndsomo clock from Charles Miller,andirons and flro screen from Mrs. J . 'ff. Marston,"dining room ;Uble and :

chairs from J. R." Ucay, pictures oftho American cup defenders, fromGurtjs Culin.-

Teams from tho Cranford Canoe,Club will Uko part In all tbo events ;of_the regatta on Saturday under thoiiuspici-a'of iho WirioruihrCaiW Club:of Thirtieth stroot, Bayonno. , . . „ . ,

School News tod NotesThe vacancy in tho Grant school;

teaching force has been filled by theit of Miss Clare Reed of,;^N;;"Y:r^fio"began1wwtB

yesterday. .. •Miss Johnson of the Sherman school

in ill with typhoid and hence unable

Chpice for Senator: Fowler 77,Murphy 23, Stokes27."

Mcmbcrs of Assembly (3 nomi-nees) : Hoagland 100, Meiscl G4,Schwarz 85, Thompson 130, Wurfel 83.

Coroner: Vail 170.

s^p^i^hTiiip^fsii^Piion to tho buildingf o f the library, he

uilding. [For l l cn t -Ono «toro in tlio Win. Sperryildi F l two fainilyjiouno^alsobulldiiigr For salo, two family house; also r o o m j B "Tho

>. [tf .

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a,

uKU. Ono of the •books that wi l lhave a prominent place in the reading

i "Th I t i t u d e of Re

ago,

Ingratitude' of Re-by~ Mr,

B. A. DOYLEElectrical Contractor

Prompt attention to all wiringr

TeL 230.. CojUennial A v c , Crunford

Peter Markusson

ASHES ANDGARBAGE COLLECTOR.

•. " J 'P. 0. BOX, 183, CRANFORD

imie of Cranford Is destined to sharethe honors,.with the lordly.North Side,

from the trolley bridge southwardwill show the opportunities for im-provement that nature has providedwith lavish hand,—opportunities that

the hostess^Edwin Wild, representing tho.

ford Golf Club in tho tournament ntUrookline, made tho phenomenal scoreof 78 iir the qualifying round tinMonday, and of the 203 comppitorsfinished fifth. But on Tuesday he

has not yet been fillod.

LOCAL AND OTHER1 ITEMSOn the 24th inat. by order of Wil-

liam L. Turner, trustee,- the house-

hold effects of tho ThomaB Stophonson

CBtato will bo Bold a t auction i t .the5

tion (2 nominees) : Austin Tierguson, favoring Fowler, Off* each;Kendall a n i Wood. fayprij|g Runyon,

rounds was'" just 2 over tho limit forentrance to'tho championship contest.

a i r f ^ r e s p e c t J y ;Township Committee: Heim 169

DEMOCRATICiTICKKT-lst Dl

l ight »n the Darkness •""'"i. Tho leisure that comos from fami-liarity with tho duties of tho PoBt-T T W i | d i l f et^bTwf6rKnifoifr^g*fifi

Members of Assembly: Brpdhead

ties by the construction of aavenuo and the preparation of theland adjoining for residence sites.

Assistant Postmaster Walter E.Reinhart attended the State andNational Convention of the assistantpostmasters which convened in Atlan-tic City on Monday. Mr. Reinhartwas re-elected State Financial Secrctary

Reasonable Prices;

1RBSTEE«LE OF FDBNITUBEr ^ » Z e ^ = , Avi anA tUe road to

Saturday, Sejptember^24th, 1910, at 2 P. M.

ry.Tho members of the local council of

Daughters of Liberty will visit thecouncil at Plainfield on Saturday even-ing of this week. They will take7:30 trolley from South and Walnutavenues." ~-~_.

Dr. Greene will resume preachingin the Presbyterian church on Sunday,Sept. 25th. He is now visiting bisbrother at Richmond, Michigan, andis due to arrive home next Mondayor Tuesday.

If everything the Fowlerites havebeen saying about the regulars is tro?,.and the charges against the insurgentsare founded on fact, the only thing aself-respecting citizen, can do is tovote the straight Democratic ticket.

The intention of

Coroner: Lamv 31. .Freeholder: Sperry 29.Delegate to State Convention (1

nominee): Cox 5, Teichmann 23._.. _ " ~__«SB&

tiori: Coehran 28. ' ' , : ^Township Committee: Mathey 28.Township Clerk: Denman 4, Stevens

24. ; 'Justices of the Peace (2 nominees):

Cox and Radut 28 each.Constables (3 nominees) : Crane 25,

Schindler 2, Bindenbcrger 3.Earvcyors/of Highways: Picrson

and Us3inff'27 each.'Member County Committee: Cox 4,

Kuhlenachmidt 23.DEMOCRATIC TICKET-2d Dist.

Choice for Senator: Martina 7,McDcnnitt 1.

'Members of "AssemblyrBrodhead

8i ccea»or ;to tako. up a .loiig-defcrredcourso-oX, Scr4piMrja,refl(Jirig, an'JLwit1ba thoroughness that i s characteristic,Mr. Warner began with-*tho Penta-teuch and will finish with tho Apo-clalypso. Tho reading at sundown

d t h

•mcr boarders at 105 N. Union avenue,.havereturned to tholr homor on La-|iay.eWo avenue, Brooklyn.. ......

Clyde Bell Is putting tho finishingtouches to his new house at 8 W.South avenue, and will move Into itttetotOV^et.™lrti^"w'^''"^'r""'™"-»TO;7'*1"1

,.,,MT»..ttoorKe C. Gay. has closod.ier,;,suromei. hotel,.;, ^ , ^ C > a ! » w o r ^ i M a t ,Asbury-Park, and returned to Cran-ford. In a few dnvs sbo will go toCalifornia o'n a two-months' trip.

Frank M. Parot, whoso foot was

Round TripTicKeS

CTerseySPECIAL EXCURSION

THEJiUDSONSpecial Trains and

"SANDY HOOK''t o

f POINT -And off NEWBURQ

, SEPTEMBER 19*0

18, Morria 17, UcLoughlin 16.Coroner: Lamy 17.__" •Freeholder: Sperry 10. '

Delegate to State Convention: Sperry•I- / . '

Delegate to Congressional Conven-tion: Gocbran 3.

"-Township' Committee: Mathey ~ 7.Township Clerk: Denman 6, Stev-

ens 3. • 'Jastices o f the Peace: Radut 8,

Cox 6.Constables: Schindler 5, Binden-

3rd verse of" thd firstfchapler 'ofGenesis, when his eye was arrestedby the command, "Let therd ,bolight." "That's the very thing Ineed," he exclaimed, dropping thesacred volumo, and "I'll havo it if itbUBts the. landlord." Then the tele-phone was put to work, and on Tues-day a carpenter was put to work. Inthe place of/tho ugly and Hunt-ab-sorbing colored windows new framescontaining prismatic glass, have beeninstalled, and tho combinations overthe letter boxes,heretofore almost in-visible.may be quite easily made out.Mr.- Warner _ has mado an excellentbeginning. Keep it up, JinT! •

Musical Service at Trinity-Next Sunday afternoon at half-

past four, the monthly musical ser-vices will be resumed at Trinitychurch. The vested choir will givean attractive... programme,. 'and theregular choral evensong form will t>cused at the beginning of the service/In addition to the chants and hymnsthe service will include tho followingcompositions in anthem form:

National Banks, - „. . . .„ness to the shareholders or'depositorsof Cranford's sound little institution.

, Messrs. L. Hess, R. Irving, G..i^aESTnll^irliicMjiiho^^'enit:^^'^^^.

[Firemen's- Convention—at—-AtlanticCity yesterday. .They will returnto-morrow night. | -

Mrs. Jamea Patterson of E. Northavenue will move to Hoboken, whereher son Leslie is a student at Stevens

Surveyors... of Righwaygs: Ussingand Pierson 7 eacn.

County Committee: Hammond 3,

2

Institute.The stable at 20 E. North' avenuei.ne nuw« •»* — :—

has-been-leased -by-Cabman_E«will use it as his headquarters,aa a boarding stable.

The pianorinstruction at Miss Rich-mond's school will be given during

i r by Miss Hawltinethe ensuingWhitney.

Santiago Porcella is

ol wyear by Miss

to' enter theSantiago Porcella is -University of Pennsylvania at Phila-

"FiigithreBoys-Caught. Here _James Bailey and George McCoy,

inmates of the - State Village forEpileptics at Skillman, N. J.French leave on Monday," anding a Reading freight train, travelednorthward. The journey ended in theyard at Cranford junction, where the

flifldtftive-"ea^tiired-them^

tookboard-

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Gounod.Harvest Bnthero, J. E. West.Offertory: "O how amiable are thy

dwellings,!'.J,,H,.Maunder....„.., ..„-..,„'.-There area few vacancics..-for adT

ditional voices in the choir. Appli-cants for membership may communi-ate .with E. J. Merriam, Hamptonstreet. - : - - , . . . . . •

ST. PAUL'S CHURCH NOTESSurJday, Sept. 18th—Morning wor-

ship, 10:30 o'clock; evening .worship,& o'clock. Preaching at both acryjeis

delphia next week.A regular meeting of toe school

r a f l r o i f l d e t e f t i v e e a ^ t i i r d yterday, and brought them to the jailhere for safe keeping. Having heardtheir story, the local authorities noti-fied! the institution by telephone andreceived word that an attendant wouldbe sent for them this morning. Lastnight one of. the lads bad a fit, andSergeant Halsey, after giving firstaid, summoned Township Physician

d th fferer to conr. I Vsil who restored the sufferer to eon-

laddori Ts able -to~bo f'abouf^ho still limps, and haB to usea canel

Crnnford Council, No. 62, .jr. O.U. A. M., will havo an initiation at'their meeting1 to-morrow evening.

MIBS Jessie Everett (s ill at herhomo on Rctforil avenue.

Mrs. E. B. Power accompanied her •ton Philip HB far aa ' Boston on his /return to his school in Canada.

Mlsa Rcba Dcuman le entertainingsome friends at a luncheon at herhomo on Denman avenue to-day.

At the meet Ins: of Court Cranford,I. O P., on tho 27th inst., 16 candi-dates will bo initiated. '

Mr. and"Mrs.~^ohn~il7-Thonipsonr—are soon to -. resurno housekeeping intheir house at 11 Pittefleld street.

Albert See, of the Junior class ofHarvard, will resumo his studios onthe 26th inst.' Gen. J. MadiBon Drake Is visiting

his brother, Charles N. Drake, to-day.Mrs. Mary T. Cox Is "IIL at her

home on Union avenuo.A comedy ontitled_^The_JEasjt-_

SideM," has been selected by th'e.Holy Name Society of St. Michael'sI chorch for jrcsentation in the operahouse in Novenib'Br^ An)ongT~tbose"wb<r wHllill tho /cast. s r e M i s s wVetter, Maloney and Hammond, Mes-srs. Gerty, Hammond, Brennan,

McMahon. •""" """" ^ J - . ^ . - ™ ^ ,

—Tbe-tennia.girl.goes.out_to playher nerve-producing gamo; the flip-"pant girl goes larking because herlife's too tame; the reading girl be-takes herself into a world of books;tho scheming girl to seaside hies tofish with artful books; the flirtinggirl goes anywhere ibe thinks there

WSheatiledfofcttT . Senior and family

turned, from their " T T *%*The-«. P. Fergusons are J>ack from

B E ^ C U i r e Bookhout,] • toVmerresident, is vi«Uing friend. In town.

Mrs. h. Saphar baa retapri iroma T U l t ta n l l

The artistic little structure in therear of the Cranford Hotel is to beremoved, so it i s reported,to the Hessfirm on Walnut avenue Mid otilfced„ • MI«S office for the lota into Which

by the pastor.Sunday school at 12 o'clock. .Epworth League vesper service at

7 o'clock. Subject: "Two ways ofreading the Bible." Leader, Mr. C.L. Bell. •

The Ladies' Tea will be held to-morrow afternoon, from 3 to S o'clock,at the parsonage.

Tho report from Perth Amboy thata prize fighter of =th»t:cityhad# beenhit and killed by an engine means oneof two things: that pugilists aremuch softer than they were in thegoo& old days of Sullivan. and JakeKilrain, or that locomotives are morepowerfal than they used to be.

thinksirl—IP>Is a man; tne dressy—gn . _

Paree to buy a gown and fan; thebeauty goes upon the stage to showher handsome looks; bat tho girl whogets the husband stays right at homeand cooks. • .

The voting machine election lastThursday resulted as anticipated. . Ofthe .162 votes cast in the second dis-trict, 133 were in favor of and 19against discarding the machine.

I Oak Bedroom Set, Oak Dining-room S«t,Coach. FUCtop Desk, Child's Desk,

Chain, Bogs, Household Goods,Oaidm ItopUomt* J

Mmm^MmiM^

5lSTOMrU.5iPgRf.5rE

HE ordinary resident otthe United States has noconception of what Alas-ka really is. He has heardof the "Klondike" for the

^Uiv '-X4i iyjart,:;: -«nd.;vbe,;

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wrongly thinks' it:'iif in" ^ !

Aloaka. Ho has heard ot -great glaciers and high

mountains, and that somewhere thothermometer occasionally registers 80degrees bolow tero. Beyond this his

_ knowledge Is likely to be even morefrig3P*nia.-y "»h'J nOTellttblfc . la ,r(!(il;!ty, Alaska is on continental dimen-sion!, aad ono can no more statebriefly what its characteristics orethan he can similarly describe thoseof the entlre^tinltcd States; yet a fewwords concerning its most salient fea-tures will not be amiss.

Alaska was purchased from -Rus-sia In 18S7 for $7,200,000. The value

" of all Its products «lnc« that ilato haaboon nearly $350,000,000. It has anaroa of &8O.O0O square miles, or 375,-000.000 acres, or more than, tenttmes

the south slope oKa gorge above KH-chlkan showed 235 rings. T h e d l a n £ter of this Btump outside the bark » »38 ?nches. A «Mnch-«tta « « « . ,stump in the same locality had 239.rings This tree had been IM^toethigh. Near Wrangell three Sltkaspruce logs averaged Synches In di-amfeter at.tbe. butt,.InsUe the _bark.

MIM.I-JT1U1V;WITCHHAZEL

of extreme, age In Sltka spruce werenoted in Portage bay between Peter*burg and Juneau. A section of a log04 Inches In diameter taken 25 feetabove the ground had 600 rings; an-other log 64 inches In diameter 8 feetabove the ground had D25Tings. Both

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LogSing in southeastern Alaskaemploys the crudest of methods.' Itis now carried on entirely by hand,though logging machinery was usedIn a few earlier operations. Only thebest spruce treed at the edge ot tidewater are cut. .The logs are frequent-ly made the entire length of the tree,

Y and are jacked up and rotted into theJ-T~ -'-water;: where- they-ara-tled JntQ, rafts

and towed to the sawmill by tugs,The annual lumber cut In the coast

forests of Alaska is about 27,000,000board feet ThlB consists almost en-tirely ot spruce, since hemlock Is but

- little used. There are about 25 saw-mills on the coast, at Cordova, Doug-las, Juneau, Katalla.. KetchlUan, Pe-tersburg, Soward.SltUn, Vaidez, Wran-

' goiT, and; other HoIhlsTmosnarihenT.rather erudo in character and of small

eapacjty. A iaVge''prbportT6n''(if''the"output, probably more than one-third,is used for salmon cases, and much oftho best lumber goes Into them. .

The southern and southeasterncoast ot Alaska bas a much greater

ryQniDeV'''Wt|ip1f'thsji»tber9r.ls^s^'1'i^%:,son to think will be needed .locallyfor a long tlmo to come. Tho perma-

- neijtjndusjtrjes.ofj.he region^ are fish-

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MuiineBrel

EasyMoney to Canvasser!" pnt i leUlM onr/ltne make our mim«r .it:

.rd woifr. Brtrti tn&ppr Una of staff that 01"ib««bowB«aUkerieUaiil<bt, Writ* for p.,,,m.Only on»»«t>Dtto*town. • « m , s<rau«, r<

are as sharp as those be.'.tweefli.r,,,,UiB,;,.,tpp<>KraDhlc

character ot the country, will* prevent agricultural operations of anymagnitude. The total stumpage Islarge, much of it overmature, aid theproportion ot hemlock too great.. Thotimber should bo cut and .utilized as

soon as possible and tho iprucc, which Is morehhemlock, h l b i

• o u t h W t r A atbo Aleutian Islands Is as far asfrom Savannah. Ga., to Los AngolcB,Cal.-IU'northernmost and; soulhern-most points arc as widely soparotcdas Canada and Mexico. Its range oftompcraturo Is greater than that bo- ,

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soon as pvaluable than the.hemlock, should bo givon

More than one-third of this lmP~i

era Alaska are the north-ernmost extension ot thecoast type of Washington

—and British Columbla^Jrheinterior forests are an ex-tension of the Interior Ca-nadian forests.'- Tho for-

.ci/rr/no ,

.,,.-,^,- „,„„.-.„...- ,„.,;;„„-, r,;:iV-,.^,, - . _ - ^ — ^ « ™ ^ ^ J S % S ^ Mplored, despite the many years thatIthas been in the possession ot theUnited States, nnd • dosplte tho activeefforts ot prospoctors, ot traders and . . 'of Representatives of various branches ot the above an. earlier lovel has resulted in stream-

.UUoh at the present time Is estimated at somo '• "' '*"-T"-'- '^-—--.-^^K^VSOT40,000 whites and 25,000 natives; about halt ofthe latter are Eskimo in tho region adjacentto Bering Bea and the Arctic ocean. The mostImportant product IH gold, of which the output.In 1908 was. valued at more than $10,000,000.Fisheries rank second, nnd tho salmon packed

"in 1908 had a value In excess ot $10,000,000.Most of the Internal Improvements of

Alaska havo been made by the war depart-ment. The! telegraph system Is constructedand operated by the signal .corps, with officesat nil Important points. Transmission dependsnot only upon cablo and land lines, but on

vJ .Copper river basins arei'^Bb^what;tnterSie4l»(tj)!ljj

(."lt-hai the advantageof the spruce. /

Since the. Alaska coast forests do not con-tain tlmber.-of either ns high- quality or - asgreat variety as grows In Oregon and Wash-ington, there Is little likelihood that lumberfron»-thc/m, will compete largely In the general

™.aiai*otAl^h«iJumJBSi>fta9),,Jho;g_l states. Infact, some lumber usod In Boutheastorh' AiSSSS

good manaffDnM¥Fbn"''dielb£rt''cirihOvAlBBtemills should enable them to supply the homedemand for common kinds of lumber. While

. . . . _ - /Alaska may eventually export considerable«^**!S55nB,T»™.™, the coast of southeastern Alaska trees wow t o y material' of, this BOrt.-lt must continue to lm-mstvo V o m y r t O T ^ a l T r a i f H r ^ fir for heavy .con-

on the adjacent slopes of the Yukon, Tanana i smaller. Thehlgher mduntatn areas are con?- -"v^^^.™*.^,,.,,.^,^^and Kuskokwim rivers ! and their tributaries ' pletely above timber line. Climatic conditions

character, since these riv-ers rise . In the Interiorand break through the

mountain barrier to the southern. coast. On

that the Interior forests reach their best devel-opment. "

The Rocky mountain region Is a compara-tively narrow elongation of the Rocky moun-tain system of North America, and etretchesacross northern Alaska nearly from east to

pletely abovetimbIn the region adjacent to Bering sea and. onthe Arctic slope make forest growth altogetherImpossible, BO there are great stretches oftundra whose vegetation consists chiefly otinoBB. sedges and a few small Bhruhs. Mossmay be said to be the garment of Alaska, and

no o y p•tgh-power wireless stations as well. Roads,are built chilly by tho corps of engineers otthe war department. Railroads, except for

west. The mountains of this region reach a i.JayorB of It 12 to 18 inches thick/are not atall uncommon either on the coast or In thoInterior. • / • •.

It Is estimated that the total forest an.',woodland area of Alaska Is approximately 100,-000,000 acres, or about 27 per/cent, ot the landsurface of the territory. /Of these, about20,000.000 acros may constantly bear timber

considerable though In no caso a noteworthyheight. On their southern Blope head manystreams which empty Into the Yukon; thoseon the northern slope empty into the Arcticocean. • . • , ' - . ' ,

Tho Arctic slope region, lying north of theRocky mountain region, is composed of roll

strucMon--work.--ylStTon^than for. lumber should bo encouraged. Themost promising ot the3o Is for pulp. Both thospruce and hemlock are undoubtedly good pulp,woods,, and, taken together, they comprlsoalmost the entire forest, . '

The cutting which has so tar taken placeon tho coast ot Alaska has bad email offectupon the forest. The bulk of It Is yet untouched. Clearly, utilization' should be encour-aged as much as possible. With respect tothe coast forests, there is little In tho state-ment sometimes made, that the timber InAlaska should be held for tho sole use of Alas-kans. It should be manufactured into themost suitable forms and sold wherever 'i best

^-•Sort-linos running out to a few..mlnlng_samps, }nKjtund_ra8iJnjwhich truly_ArcUc co^^' a r e utterly lacking, and the total railway mile-

<ige.does not exceed 350, Transportation.InV summer '" by "teamboats on the larger

streams «fld ;by poling boats on the smaller• ones; In plater, bjp BtageB where the roads are"-good etsojogh, and more generally' by dog. teams. Alaska has 4,000 miles ot navigable^-rftei»;:-.withont;Ahem;nioiit.orthe present do-.' r'telopiheht would havo been impoBBibleT ":"

' Alaska do«a not havo even a territorialtorm of government, though during the post

"tow years It has had a-delegate In. congress.<O«lled a territory by courtesy. Its anomalous

• standing for years was that of a customs dls-

prevail. It has .been less explored than' anyother portion of Alaska.

In many places In the Interior the post-glacial silts and sands form an excellent soil,and' upon them whatever future agriculturethere may be In Alaska will chiefly be devel-.o p e d . ' ' • , . . I , ' . • ' - .»' ,'

The climate of tho southern and southeast-ern coast region of Alaska "1B'mild ahilsveCTho annual precipitation at Juneau.and Sltltais from 80 to 00 inches. At theso paints theprecipitation Is chlofly In the form of rain, andonly during a short time in the middle of thesummer aro there likely to be <iays when rain

forest in the sense that, much of it can beused for/saw timber, while the balance, or80.000.p6o acres; 1B woodland which bearscome saw timber, byt/on which the forest Isof-a smaller and more scattered characterand valuable chiefly for fuel.

There Is not .sufficient Information uponwhich to base-any satisfactory estimate of

"tKe~t6larstana/Of.'Umber- to-Alaskar- i t - h a s -been-estimated^, for-Instance that the coastforests contain^ 75,000,000,000 feet of merchant-able paw Umber, but this estimate might bemuch exceeded were both the spruce and hem-lock closely utilized. More than twenty cords

!S$lrIcT.^febM^XMaUv^nn^A;-V •^- •_* A ^' *Ktf tllO nrPRldpf t n n d t n e Senate. ~" Ahm.^ tl,la ' v,tAM hrivavnx' |hO SnOWfall l o ««'' n — nk In *!.« l n t»H n . K..* ~« *V« ««f.n.-Ss^ootafceV V the presider* and thef senate;^ ^ ^ o J o g i s l a t u r e - a" IeglalaUon Is by con-

abovo tide water, however, the snowfall Isvery great. This increases to tho northward,and nt Vaidez a winter's snowfall. of_nearly_.

and aapoh in tho Interior, but, on the otherhand, there are large areas of black spruceth.at_.|s/tQojmaH_to_u89.fQrJ.any.piirpQaei_so_

satisfactory'• The'i United States, geological 6urvey rocog- sixty <ect has been recorded. The lowest tem- ' that It/ls still impossible to give a satlsfacfa»^ifo^**^n^dlviBl5>naiof.;the- B.taP^," ••••• • •WgjiV4These'art: • ' I " ""'below'ze'ro~,"and the "highest2 » i \ Thn Pacific inountaln'systera, which. In ' Juricau the lowest'record Is 10 decrees below „«, «!„„!,„ „__ «nn^i.. »« .—i...._j •_ .u_

unBurmounted, prevent it from'being of benefitto. the Interior, where the need Is greatest andthe price highest. Moreover, the coast forestsaro not capable of producing a great deal othe structural material that will be needed inthe Interior whtn the latter region" is1 "morefully developed and made accessible by rail-roads.

The-annual-growth-of-the coast-forests. 1far hi excess of, the local needs, and.urileumethods of utilization are developed whlclwill result In the export of forest productsthese foreBts cannot be handled rightly.

The. forests of interior Alaska are pracJleally^all Included within j h e p j _ ^^

of" the Yukon and"KuBkokwiiir rjyerB. The:are chlofly of the woodland type, and are estlmated to cover approximately 80,000,000 acres,but. probably liot "more than ^4Oi0O0,000~acreibear timber of Buffleleiir BIZQ and donslty t

"Brake-It~cspeclalljr valuablo "16^-611*61^x0X0- — - • ..», ^ U H U . .w.kuvu WL BVUU1UIUIUIIJ dllli SOUth' • •

_ ?ffciac.inountaln^ystem;. which.in Jurieau...the.Jpwest.reapnLJs.Jl.0..dOKre.os_hetow. ern-Alaska are-nearly-all included-ln the Ton -w.«HLor_aaw. Jogs...-..' '_JL11..4 i * ^ t h e a s t » f n Alaska,' is a continuation ot tho z c r 0 n n d t h o h | g h c s t 88 degrees. Tho Sitka Bass and Chugach National forests, which com-1 Several times as much, tt, R.«&. T . . . . 1 ^jBritish;.Columbia, extends nortn- . — . . _ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

the Mount McKlnlcy range, and tnen

w.to the southwest, with a pro-

far i Into tho Pacific ocean, ropre-_!' AieutiaBLlsiandB.

"<Ao 'central plateau region, which ln-6f the "Yukon andKuskokwlm- Ba-

J.ilns.* \ tsi The Hocky Mountain system, whichr v«n>dVthe oenlral plateau region pa the north

*<l8*e~Aretic slope to tho northward, ottaountain'syBtem. .

njountatn region is character-'.by': innumerable-fiords and

passages and mountainsF.'iSottsaiids ot feet almost straightto';irsUar.:'.'"In the .Interior it culml-

ilcidnley.thoi highest point1

Ainerlcan continent. There isUnd to this region, especially

part. The mountains arerock and tho upper parts ofwith perpetual snow and ice.^vglacieni r e a ch tide water,':they are conflnca to higher

»j region Is not so much' : hill and low moun-

: i=^^lii l le3«.^ : l ts'' ithj'.''oUu»'

tempe'rature Is but little cooler than that ofthe northern part ot Puget sound or, of Scot-land. • • - • „

-Sharply contrasted with the climate ofsoutheastern and southern Alaska Is that ot

c the central plateau regions of the interior.The Pacific mountain system cuts'off the

'warm, moisture-laden ocean winds so that tnoInterior has a semi-arid continental climatesubject to sudden changes and great extremes.Satisfactory, records are lacking, but such anAro available Indicate an annual precipitationIn the Yukon volley of about fifteen inches,including melted snow. As low as 80-degrees

- F.- below- sera has been- registered in winter,.and in the summer as high as 93 degrees. Thesummers are short and .comparatively hot;'

„ thejwinters long, and.Intensely cold.

prise 2C7C1.C2G acres; and a large proportionof this area is forested. The species are chieflywestern hemlock (Tsuga heterophylla), SitkaBpruco (Plcea sltchensis), western red cedar(Thuja pllcata), and yellow' cedar (Chamaecy-parts nootkatenals). On tho coast tho timberlino Is low. On doer mountain at Ketchlkan, for

THsT spruce. saw timber stops at abouT1,50b1 feet, and the peak, with an elevation of3,000 feet, bears only stunted black hemlock.

In the coast region the stand is generallydense, and aa much ns 25,000 feet per acre hasbeen estimated tor considerable tracts. Sltkaspruce probably averages 20 per cent, of the ;

^stand, and western .hemlock about .75 percent. _' The spruce reaches a large size, and occasion-

ally attains diameters of more than s i t feetand heights of 150 feet. Diameters of three

Despite the low tomperatures"an67Iong~^S;''"*TO'fDur-feetMters of the Yukon valley, there, Is ordinarilya good growing season of nt least threemonths. During.niuch of this time daylight Isalmost continual, and growth Is rapid. Thiscompensates in a marked degree for the short;ness of the Beaton; and since the evaporationIs not great tho vegetation Is by no means of

. an arid character, notwithstanding the smallprecipitation. The froieu subsoil Is practicallyimpervious to water, which accumulates inpoorly drained, areai andf caniesth*

Whllo by far the most abundant species, west-"era hemlock, does not produce as large Indi-vidual trees as the spruco or the 'cedar.

Practically the entire foreBt ot the coast re-gion is overmature. It has been accumulatingfor ages uninjured by fire or cutting. 'Shallow, ,rocky soil,'Bleep mountain slopes, or poordrainage often prevent thrifty growth, and onsuch sites. "atag^eadedness" and 'decay arecommoi,. in favorable situations .the rate of

?i»Towth: of th#; trees Is falfly rapid. The

timber is used cac.year in the interior of Alaska, for JTuel as Iused for lumber. The Interior of Alaska de>pendo entirely upon wood for heat, light anipower.

Obviously all the forests of Alaska, whoth'er on the coast or In th,o Interior, should be

_ protocte'd and made of the utmost permanenUse. The Coast foTejtsTTfhlch lncru"de~mJHiof Iho saw timber ot the territory and by farthe heaviest Btands, arc nearly all protectedby national forests. They have not been dam-aged by fire and are but slightly reduced J>;cutting. They are overmature.. Carefullyplanned cutting should take place as soon _posalblo. Every effort should bo made t<) havitheiri utilized .for lumber, and especially to.pulp. They should'be so managed as to increase the. stand of spruce and decrease thaiof hemlock. In the Interior forests, sltuatec

m t i r ^and devastating fires are going on. The coasiforests yvrere reserved before they were lmpaired,, Those of the interior have alreadybeen seriously damaged. Their protection cannot begin too soon. Whllo the products of thecoast forests need a foreign market, the lnto-rlor forests 'with the best of treatment are notlikely to'supply raoro than a part of the hornA * M p r o t e c t e d l h Mdemand.""""f"',--;11 ??WCWd they wili1 .cMjthiue liturntah logs for. cabins, low^rade lumber ani

^tW^ttdentUtyljrijv HlghA.;;tr«ae;tlnmoer^

I'RYWRIIEEYE

FREE ET 1

S.'/L- A STUNNER.

fiocke—M»«..nlng woman, Isnt she?

Weeks—I should think BO. Sho b(jme with her automobile, the other dav]and lt"w»0 two hours before 1up: . V ."'"'• »':

English In London.Senator Depew, on tho deck of th|

l " E * l l i

»he is spoken JnXondon." , .,..,.,• • "It- is - very - dJfflculi 4c.- undcratanjthat tiondon English," he said. "Lknow~a man who had lodgings all Jil]In Bloomsbury, near the British r~jeutn. . .

"On hlB return from the muse

landlady r" 'Can I have a cup of tea, If:

please?" • • .•"Certainly, sir; at once, the

lady replied." 'The kettle 'asbi'lln' for,'ours.' • -.

" 'But—er—I prefer freshly bollewater, If you don't mind," Btamn—-my friend. •

"Tho landlady reddened with aw" 'Look 'ere/ she said, 'If 1 'ad mcaii|

not you mean I'd "ave said hours.

Does EnalneerlhB Work.Mile. Bandurln Is superintendent'

an engineering firm In Russia, EBj-was- graduated-ironL-the^ WqnienJTechnological Institute In St. F-burg, and has had practicalrlence In engineering. She builtsteel warehouse for an army co-opative society, ;haa been assistantgineer In bulldlne a bridge across tt|Neva and has done other ImporUnJ<vork.

Worth Remembering."One of the delegates to the conveij

tlon ot the Negro Business 5l<enJleague In New York was

brother." .-•.;,."Let's have it." , Ml"That \delegate didn't make bl|

money shooting craps."

BringsCheer

to the breakfast table—-

TostToasties

fram^^e«>rn. ^

Vyeiijteo^ Pleasurable,;

: b r e a p a s t . . ; - '•. ,• •; ••,

THE T l M l f # THAT

awl* ««««»«uf<ion.c

vcrsatlon.seaman, editor of Punch, wasclual Guert at a dinner of theAuthors' dub recently whicho»ed by » dtaeuss^n on

„.•• Mr. Seaman began with a4epreca«n» the spoiMg of iEood

by any dlscusslon/at all.were three characters In the

l d. two Scots-bluebottlemmt. Tbe story nt• ^ -ablUty by

struck a notelng the Bcots-

on th/.paneh otherwise

*r by one of thetrying to locate the blue-iooloelcal eiactltudn. Said

aman: . "'y, I'm thinking It yorHy is a

other replied: "Man. don't spoilwhisky with religious cpnverea-

A PHYSICAL WRECK.

Iunlth Marvelouily Restored by Doan'im Kldnoy Pills.

I T^Ihomas. 213,S6.-granklliL.

i. DuHols. Pa., says:; "A physicianwormed m»4 had Brlght's disease andiwis laid up for Jtbree monthsr 1 had1 t e r r i b l e backaches

arT the faBsages olthe kidney secretionspearly ailed me. I wasJervous, had nightsweats and could not

fcBleepr-^Intactj-l wa physical wreck.Dbttfe- Kiinh PI

ConUnued use

oredme." ' '••' _ „Remember the name—Dean's. For

git by all dealers. .60 cents a box.; p»ter-MIIburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.

"I think"Pound"The gi

to.tfcecpmef The"" yoiInto the 1more conout his nfor threesaid, "anithink of :.jThejOjtl

"trolling" vino expecof the QsJeff andpromise icounteracthe sun's

The bo;feeblo • ci

ihado BUIprop

ceeded t("Dan 1

his pipeto convliabout tomy fathi

q!•tver hadyou an c' f he ol

shifted 1shoulder

"Perhthow, Ho

"Perfe•Bobvweiithough,the youiyour ag

'Hviagr4

and sellautomotby a do1 don't

Ijmire going to d(e." • . . .f"'iXnd"fheii;rilfl tthd" tell 'the under-:luler, I suppose, and get a commissionlathe business."

Vermont Thrift.Robert Lincoln O'Brien, editor of the

| (wMrnf f l sc i ip tr i r»P^^Mftf tSTthrifr of" the 7VemonteTBrbutttUnks someUmes they carry It tooIbr, • . - . . ' • • /

0'Brcn was up In Vermont last sum-Her and wenf to dinner with a friendihohad some political aspirations. Asttey came in the door he heard theInly of the house say to the hiredIlil: "I see Mr. Jones has somebodywith Urn for dinner. Take these twoll« potatoes down to the cellar nndbiog up three small ones." '

Outlining Treatment."I ••want you to take care of my

tncllce while I'm away."BBurraodtorrrhaveJuBtBr

lUave had little experience."

("You don't need it with my fashion-

able patients. Find out" what theylure been eating and stop it. Findrat where they have been summeringud Bend 'cm somewhere else."

PRESSED HARD. 'Coffee'i A

When prominent men realize the In-I furious effects of coffee and the change|l»loaUh that Postumcan bring, they

i glad to lend their testimony for"Others-."to f Others.

A superintendent of public schoolsha Southern state says: "My moth-

IJSeterato coffee drinker, had been'doubled with, her heart for a number• ^ T ' T i r h t V k

"It's K»VI

i -VMIU unu campiaiaeu oi iu»i. "-•till over' feeling and sick stomach.—

"Some time ago twaa making an ofdal visit to a distant partof the

Ivountry and took dinner with one of»he merchants of the place. I noticed-• somewhat peculiar flavor of the cot-1«, and asked him .'concerning it. He"Piled that It was Postiim. I was so""" ed with It that, after the meal was

-r-bought-tr-iisxkage-to-oarry-o» with me, and "had wife pre-

•"W. some for the next. meal; . the•*kole family liked it si> well that we•'""MnUnuedcotfet and used PostumW i r e l y . ' . . ••• '• .• ' '

T "I had really been at times very*Wous concerning my toother's1 con-™<m,but we noticed that after using«*Uim for a short-time, she felt BO?och totted than-Bhe did prior to Its;«•«. and had lltUo trpuble with her

,no,slck.;stoinachi^aLA?-ches were not s»'frequent, and

general condition much Improved.U contlnued'untU sheTWas BB well

^'hearty as the rest ot us.I " know Postumihas heneflted my-5? "od the other niembers of the f am-ff bat in a more marked degree in

" ease ot my cotter , 'as she was a«»» of long standing."

f i

vtrsatloii.Seaman, editor of Punch, was

cuejt at a dinner of theors* dub recently, which

lowed by a dlseussjion on" Mr, Seaman began with a

iprecaUntJ the BpolMg of fgoodby any discussion/at all.

e were three characters in thebluebottle and'. two Scots-

The story at once "truck a noteby showing the Bcota-

Choosing a StepmotherBy GERALD PRIME

a on, th/.paneh1 otherwise >'-

T woflTbroken by one of the/tiylns to locate the blue-

iooloeical eiactltudn. Said

thinking U sou fly la a

:tfcecou«;;jp^r.;Witt.^:, ^ r^^xs.The" younger man drew the . oars

Into the boat, shifted nls feet Into amore comfortable,position and tooklut his pipe. , "Don't speak a word'or three minutes—till! 1 light up," heiald, "and thtjn I'll t<M you what Ithink of you."1 I

iThher replied: "Man. don't spoilIsUy with religious conversa-

A PHYSICAL WRECK.

Iunlth Marvelously Restored by Doan'im „ Kidney Pills.

rffllllaot T-IhomiM. 213,S6.-grankUn.i t , DUBDIS. Pa., says:: "A physicianIworDed m*4 had Brlgnt's diaeaae andliwis laid up for Jtbree monthsr I had11 t e r r i b l e backaches

Kf\ the .passages olthe kidney secretionspearly ulled me. I was•Jervous, had nightsweats and coutd not

e p 7 l n f ja physical wreck.

- Doan's--'Kldnf 7 "Pills

Ip w P r e l l e f- ConUnued useoredme-" ' '••' _ _

Remember the name— Dean's. Forgig by all dealers. .60 cents a box.

Iteter-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.MONEY MADE IN* TWO WAYS.

"1 think we've found her. my boy."Pound what?" Bob Hunter asked."The girl designed by Providencet

UI0, b) Auociatcd Uleruy Pre

It as they eat on the bbathouse ve-randa after dinner.

"And I've been fishing every day

.iTh?J9]tyr,-iatyagiai!StltneijBtSni;.»n4.rolling with the air if one who hasno expectation, wound the boat endof (he fishing tackle about his rightleff and raised an umbrella. Thepromise of sport was too remote tocounteract tho immedlato effect ofthe sun's ardor.

The boat went on drifting down thofeeblo • current nnd the young man,w"n_hls_plpo_nowJjL.,activo_BervlceJL"ard^noTreiume his oars fit once. Hoihado sure that his pipeful of weed.was properly- alight and then pro-ceeded to fulfill his threat.

"Dan Hunter," be began, removinghis pipe from hla mouth and pausingto convince himself that It was notabout to trick him, "if you were not

Bhe added so pathethat, aJl unseen in the dark. Bobkicked his fatner's loot to call hisattention to It.

"Don't you get ^ny bites?" aifcedthe artist ingenuously. :

'I hardly know. Sometimes I haveu. t int . I. .was .getting; a-.iiue.er

little nibble, don't you know, butnothing comeB of it."

"Remember the advice of the Im-mortal Sir Isaak—'Persevere andkeep on persevering.'" counseledBob wickedly.

"Perhaps I will follow Sir Iiaak'sadvice," she said, rising^ "In themeantime I am going to play a lot'of

-. ,-•-...*-.„,-„„, .,-..,,,,™_,.sf;«**jBottorT Reporter, Unlike MottNows-' paper Men, Was Unfamiliar With

tha Scriptures.

The "cub" reporter Is the greenestreporter on the staff of a newspaper.When anything particularly stupidhappens on . ths paper, he" Isthe first to be accused, and he Is us-ually rightly accused. The only sal-vation for him Is to Improve, which hedoes in nine cases out ot a dozen. TheBoston journal told recently of an

..amusing ."break*?, of a.wholly-Innocent.imturewMct« certalaculi mad>.: I{it shows . anything. It shows that athorough training In the Bible Is use-ful In other walks of life than.xtheministry. / •

The reporter had becn^sent to asuburb ta report a sermon. He ar-rived late, near the close of the serv-

Marlc Twain's- -tSiuTne-. of EdWorlalPolicy He Had Made Up His

Mind to Adopt.

Mark Twain took the editorla>chalron the Buffalo. Express An><August.1869, and this Is the tuaragraph Inwhich he made the readers acquaint-ed with his new responsibility. "Ionly wish to assure parties having afriendly Interest in the prosperity ofthis journaKthat 1 am not going tohurt the- paper deliberately and intent..._-.*.-: a t , any time.., I ain.npt •mln*'

.SKkumann^tor^XauLjath^r^a^ord^Ing to my promise of Oils'' morning.Ho's the . only person In the campwfcoso musical-tasto soars- abovo rac-time."

"I don't, mind'when—when- I'mBob protested. ' .;

For an entire week the subject

Schumann at allIn good health,"

* * . H i B d t o o k » ^ « a t l 4 d f l i ^When Jhe last Ujmn was over, heasked his neighbor, on elderly gentle-man: ' y'

"What was the text of the sermon?"'•;Who Art Thou*1" replied the

Other.y "Boston reporter," replied tho other.

Tho man smiled. Subsequently hetold the preacher, who next SundayXe4d.tho,i:oftgiej^tlon—at the cub's ex-pense.—Youth's cbinpanToa?'""''/ "™^""

•mom iu iricn aim, II you were noi jrOr an enure weeK tno supjecimy father—the very giddiest parent which had been brought to such aa man of my years and discretion 8Uaden Interruption by tho.pickerel"^er"bad-ilF6uTd"bTtin3pfe-d 16-calI ^^- ioTFS^^you an old humbug."

""fnV"-1^--"---"--""--The oldeKmansmiled amiaWy aiiifshifted the umbrella to the othershoulder.

"Perhaps 1 am," ho said. "Any-how, Hob, I defer to your Judgment."

"Perfectly right that you Bhould,"Bob went en* severely."" "l-watr ^wrong;though, in calling.you old. .You arethe youngest person I ever saw for

! your age—fort'r-two last April. That|J$ Jjficans ft;JflJj;a)|!jBt;1pJS{njes

living ' TOttf'-my 4wt*tity-*nfrand self-supporting position In theautomobile business, 1 am your seniorby a do:?n years. I don't mind tbat.1 don't mind that you are the howl

o lif« Pt

That

Mrsr-Vecbton, who had ceased longago ta speak In unqualified praise ofanybody or anything on the foot-stool, was greatly taken with her,and admitted It openly.

'.•That girl i s of tho right Bort,"sKS""dbc'la?ea'.r ''She's' gotr more man.,ner-and more-common sense than allthe . rest of us combined. She's thereal thing. Don't you agreo with me,

TINY BABY'S PITIFUL CASE;••-

"Our baby when two months oldwas suffering _with terriblo. _eciemafrom head to foot, all over her body.The baby looked Just like a skinnedraDbIE.:'TW«"wewj 'unable tor put clothes

L Ptlpn t£.theLj»£»S£«•J£*«JU*iMM3*iJ2L

toflaalSaiHy5atttrtH>i^^.rrW.r p ,iny way attempt ta nuke trouble.' Tam simply cotag to do my plain, un-pretending duty:—when I- cannot getout of it. I shall work diligently andhonestly and faithfully at all times andupon all occasions—whon privationand -want shall compel mo to do so.In WTltlng Isliall coollno mMftlt Wif1?truth, except when It Is attended withInconvenience-. I shall wltherlngly re-buke all forms of crlmo and miscon-duct, except when committed by theparty Inhabiting my own voat. 1 shallnot make use of slang or vulgarityupon any occasion or In any circumstances and Shall nover use profanityexcept in discussing houee rent andtaxEa._,,.lndeeilu,HI>on_.necpnd thought,I will not even then, for It Is 'llioleganlun-Chrlntlnn and degrading. I shallhot Tbtteh ntcddlo with- politics, because we have a political editor who Isalready excellent and only needs atcrrrHn^thq penitentiary to be perfect.I shall not •write any'pootry unless 1concclvo a spite agatiftt the subscri-bers. — -.. . . ,- . . . . —;;_ .:.. . .

DOCTORS

pains low down In my right tide for ftyear or more and was so weak and ner.•vous that 1 could not do my work. Iy work. I

MnuPlnk.wrote to -«...»_—ham and took LrdiaE. rinkhata't V«ge-

bl O f dE. rinkhatatable OoufandIJvetP;am"gI44to

V«ge-onnd

and

your medicines andkind letters of di-rections have donsmore tor me thananything else and Ihadtho beat physi-cians here. I can

id do ray work and witwell at night, I bcllove there is Aoth.l R like the Pinkham remedies.''•—

KDOXVIIIO, Iowa. •••„The success of Lydla E. flnkham's

tblo Compouud made f rom rootoled. It may be

b wmen

the

mattered pimples.: They would breaktUe'sUn and •seel-off leavlnB-the-un-derneath skin red as though it werescalds. Then a few more pimpleswould appear and spread all over thobody, leaving the baby all raw without Iskin from head to foot. On top ot her I

•head, lhe.TO<;aniigare,(l,.(arheavy;. scab a I^quarter of an inch thick. It Wai" aw- \'ful to see so small a. baby look as shodid. Imagine! Tho doctor was afraid•to-put..his hand»_.to_thechlld.; Wo

e success of Lydlaetablo Compouud.herbs, is unparallewith perfect confid

d i l

ana herbs, is unparalleled. It may beused with perfect confidence by womenwho suffer from displacements, Inflam-mation, uloeration, fibroid tumors, Ir-regularities, periodic pains, backache,bearing-dawn feeling, flatulency, indUsettlon, dlzdncu, ox nerroua prostra-

dn ' ' . - . f

Ijmire going to d(e." • . . . . j"''Xnd'fhen'rtlfl- and"tell 'the under-uler, I suppose, and get a commissionCD the business." -

Vermont Thrift.Robert Lincoln O'Brien, editor of the

( w M T H M « * r p t r r « P P e ^ * > ^ 4it tSTthrlfr of" the"" VemonteTBrbut -1ttinis someUmes they carry it tooar, • - • . . ' • •

6'Brcn was up in Vermont last sum-«er and wenf to dinner with a friend•ha bad some political aspirations. Asttey came In the door he heard theInly of the house say to the hiredIlil: "I see Mr. Jones has somebodywith him for dinner. Take these twoll« potatoes down to the cellar andbiog up three small ones." '

in1iilo^wfiqi^S«iW^.'«#Mr. Hunter addressed, his fatheif anilHope having gono for a stroll Intothe village—had tho ' effrontery toreply, languidly: ' ' •

"Miss TerrlsB—oh, yes, quite so—atriflo youngish, don't you thinkExcqjlent society for father."

"Young jackanapes!" the old worn'

"He's

Tai!eo7 ,"Then we decided to try Cutlcura.

By using the Cutlcura Ointment woBofrenod the scab and it came off. Un-der this, "where the real matter was,by washing with the Cutlcura Soapand applying tho Cutlcura Ointment,a new skin soon appeared. Wo also

Tentl''thJreo^^'ti"'atf;''around the end of the veranoa. •-««>• finwuivcui. •«••««» —-..- •• -----

That night as they lingered on theboatihoueo^ vlranda after toe" othershad retired the artist and hU sonwere dlsc'usBlng the latter'* business-prospcots. .... . ,',;

"Tn. Jienr YOU talk. Dan. tho youngman laughed between vigorous draws

; ot,hls: T>lpK^m«iwaa;;?ot;behaving;Its bes', "ono who did not know you.might think that you were contem-plating something serious." \

"Por Instance, Bob?" ••"Weil, providing me with a brand

• FOTthJrtyj*ar»l,y(ll*E.Plnkhan)s.-Vegetable Compound haa been thestandard remedy for Klnate lite, and1

Buttering womca owe it to themielveBto at least give tltls medicine a trialProof is abundant that it has curedthousands of others, and •why should Itsiot curt) you? !

I t cial advice write

Qtt Mill 1KW wutrcaui-ww. . . . . . thebaby is four months old. Bhe is a Bnepicture of a fat little baby and allIs welL We only used tno cake ot Cutl-cura Soap, two boxea of CullcuraOlnt-m*nt. and one bottle o r Cutlcura Re-solvent, If people would know what

Outlining Treatment."I-want you to take care of my

Jndlce while I'm away."-''Butv-dodtoi'rrlmve-JuBt-graduated,Uave had little experience."

"You don't need it with my fashion-able patients. Find out" what theylure been eating and stop It. Findrat where they have been summeringwd Bend 'cm somewhere else."

PRESSED HARD.i O W

"It's My Opinion That You're |n Loyo• iVIth Hops Terrlss Yourself."

Ing beauty ot the family. 1 don'tmind that everybody ' looks at youtwice before seeing me at all. Idon't mind that strangers decline tobelieve that I am your son until theyhave to." ' A 7 :~~• "AH this because I undertook to ln-

Jerpret. tho design of Providence,"

IWhen prominent men realize the in-

Wous effects of coffee and the changetanoalth that Poatumcan bring, they«f»glad to lend.their testimony tor

:ft» Irenefitof "Othew.-^ A i d f

» Irenefitof " O t h e w . rA superintendent of public schools

ha Southern state says: "My moth-« i ! h l J h l l d h b d w a s j n

I Seterato coffee drinker, had been" "led with. her.heart for a number

lerorei iuw ««.»*o« «• -.aid the father, with a sigh which wasalmost the real thing.

"Your attempts to Interpret the de-•lens ot Providence are most dismalfailures, Dan," his son declared, punc-tuating his speech with various un-^ B ^ l v ^ l n t b - h « T , a c k e t r e ^search ot, a match. "You haven t"ony mora Idea * * . real condition

follow^ you, my

^y7"Baid^be''Sffiei'7" .T~ iz i r"it's my opinion that you're In love

with Hope TerrisB yourself."—"Merciful heavens!—-^—- r1—

o T s h a r p glance made Unclear*

of things than—thanpipe."

counseled his father nertouuly. "Jug-ge8tlon plays-strange tricks now andthen." ' • ' . ' •

'Then I wish suggestion uouldget.buoy. Only let me choose herand everything will be well.'

On the morning ot the day appoint-ed tor the breaking up of the campBob and Miss Terrlss were in earnestconversation In a Becluded corner ofthe veranda.

"It's come to a cllm>jt," croakedMrs. Vechton to herscll and to anyone else who happened to.be withinhearing._.:"Dp_ you recognize this hand?"Hope asked. serenely," holding - an en-velope before Bob's eyes.

"I ought to,' he returned prompt-ly. "Dad must have helped himselfto my stationery." .

"It conteins a proposition to bo-come .your stepmother," she con-tinued, without looking at him andentirely without embarrassment.

'NoSiiT old "Dp! ""hr "cried"Taptur~ouBly. "He's the salt of the earth!"

"What would you advlso me todo?'

' she

"«uttcuHi'irtee're"wOtitd'1(8-few:-miffeT-1ng with eczema. • Mrs., Joseph. Koas-iriannV'if' Strjoliu'8'T'tace",-1Ud(few6odHelghu.N. Y.,Apr. 30 and May 4, 'OS."

. Red Cross Chrlstmaa Seals.Arrangements for the sale of Red

Cross Christmas Seals for 1910 have^Wfa"atiliotrnt«vby^h«-'Natioi!l»l-:.^A*vfioclation' for' the"Study and' 'Preventlon of Tuberculosis and the Amerlcan Red Cross. "A Million for Tuber-culoBis"' will be the slogan of the 191*campaign.. Two features of the salthis year are unique and. will brim,considerable capital to.the tuberculosis fighters. The American NationalRed Cross Is to Issue the stamps as liformer years, but tbts orgnnlzatlowill work In close cooperation withthe National Association tor the Studyand Prevention of Tuberculosis, whichbody will share in tho proceeds of thesales. The charge to local' associa-tions for the use of the nationalstamps haa b(H5i> reduced also from 20per cent to 12% per cent; whTch~w!irmean at least $50,000 more for tuber-culosis work in all parts' of tho UnitedStates. The stamps are to be desig-nated as "Red, CroBs^gpals" this yearand,^ajp-tDbeJklScedTon the back oflettjifirInstead of on tho front.

- DOUCLAS

girls to play with.Tho Baehelor-r-And a good many

men marry them.

- jj The Ensmlea.Apropos ot the enmity, now happily

burled, that used to_exist " betlweenMinB6opoH»..nnd..St..:Eaul,.,aeB8,lPX,.Clapp, said at a dinner In the former

I remember, an address on carelessbuilding that 1 once heard in Minne-apolis.

" 'Why,' Bald the speaker In thocourse of this address, 'one Inhabitant

^ j I J l l d b j d n U B t b ?

of

WOHEH'BMAO.M.WJO.HE(nrB'«2OO$2JO&«30O •(nrB«2.OO.$2JO&«3.0

THE STANDARDFOR 3 0 YEARSThey a n absolutely the

BUMtpopuUiaadbMtahMSfor the prlct la America.Thty antha leaden everjr-when Jwcaawthey^kola

th»a other mtket,r «Jw'r»<iH»i»y'tt*

OB thabottem—Talacjmatuteed.TAKB HO •UMTnrtmi tt nor «Mkr , .oawttasrtryn writs for Matt Octtr Cttafca.

Sleeplessness

l k^uljjJlstreets every 48:houra, _ ._

"A bitter voice, from the rearthe hall Interrupted:

"•Well. It ain't enough,' It.said."

No evil dooms us hopelessly exceptthe evil we love and desire to keep In,and make no effort to escape from.—George Eliot

y a warm bathwith

Glenn's>ulplmrSoap

DEFIANCEb••DEFIANCE" IS •UMPliail OtMUTY.

7earaanT?omprainea6rtBatill over'-feellng-and-slck stomach.

"Somo time ago twaa making an of-Idal visit to a distant partof thecountry and took dinner with one of!*« merchants of Uxe place. I noticed-'I somewhat peculiar flavor of the cof-;'«, and asked hlni.'concerning It. He"Plied that It was Postum. I was BOHewd with It that, after the meal was

b h k e t o o a r r y- with me, and:had wife

—>. some for the next. meal; . the••hole family liked it ap well that we•'""Mntlnued cotfes and used Poatuffl.mtlrely. ' . . '••'• '

I" "I had really been at times very•Wous concerning my mother's' con-™°n.-but we noticed that after usingTtntum for a short-time, she felt so"th *«tt«r than-Bhe did prior to its"Vand had little trouble with her

Caches were not so'frequent,'general condition much Improved.b contlnued'untU she;>was as well1 hearty, as the rest of ua-I know Pbitumihas, oeneflted my-* and the other aemberB of the f am^• out in a more marked degree in" «9 ot ,myj.»otliWBS she waa a

i of long standing."

, , Unfalrv_^_.__._ _ •Senator John H. Bankhead, discus-

sing a political move, said with . asmile:

"Oh. It's too coldly calculated! I fs

said with'charming. *VM «.-ing him Dan. It isn't respectful."

~AB r"n earnost^of. bl3_lntcntlon top -eami»uof_hla J»t«ntlo T;with h « terms ha kissed her

aid 1 tell, you?" demandedJ«i(tedwhat-Bbe

. ".Mrs. oiauK is u i c u u „. Bar Har-bor^soclety. Her husband said to her,one afternoon^ oa she made a very

"elaborate toilet for a garden party thatshe was giving to some members of

^ ^ • a x o n f l m a U o n - o f h e L w l s -dom in such matters.

Bum Adulterated 8tuff.Many hundreds Of dollars' worth of

adulterated or mlsbranded drugs andal,eged foods were recently burned^n

to show excite-

3ai ! D o n t t himfairly shouted, rising

he risk of overturning

"Sito him.'

Ingc ras n

not have attachedV!11*

11 b y t h ? /of agriculture. The drugs

n purchased ln.theopen.mar-.k ^ b y «ent« «« the department ofa«lcuUufeTand turned over to the .bu-reau of chemistry to ascertain whetherrtUielr Ingredients or In the', Btate-menfs onlhTlabelB they violated thonuro food laws. Report* were madeP f each case, and the manufac-

£ ^ t a s k by offlctals of the

* « J o n l y a pickerel, but Its five

t a galfaFt »ght

"'Why did.you wHtotoallour„that this, party was .to bo absolutely In-formair '

"Mrs. Blank laughed." 'So as to be the best-dressed wom-

an present, of course,' she said,"Not That Meaning.

"The doctor said tbat Bill waadrunk when we took the poor fellowCo havo his head attended to histsight after he fell." ,

"Doctor never said anything of thakind!" _ •

"pidnjt; I hear him? Said It was aJagged cut" ' '

. sprouting Up."Don't you think, Mary, you are too

old to play with the boys?""No, mamma; the older I get, the

better I like them."—Judge.

P"J tried all kinds of blood remedies

which failed to do me any good, but Ihave found the right thing at last. Myface was full of pimples and black-beads.After taking Catcarets they all left. I amcoutinuioR' the use of them and recom*mending them to my friends. 1 feel finewhen I rise In the. morning. Hope tohave a chance to recommend Cucarets."F r t a C W i t t 7 6 B l a a t « e n i r k N J

Hieroglyphics."What are these?": asked the-'pa-

tient, nervously; as •, the physicianhanded him some slip* of paper.

"Merely a few prescriptions." <"Oh! I thought somebody had been

digging u p . my stenographer's - oldnote-book*."; v>,,, > - >'^&^1iy

Ura. Wbulov'a BooUilnc.Srr»P for Chiidrtnt«lblnr.iofl»ii»tlieinni«.>»<l»"« IItem, »U»j« p«lm<nir«m«Iod colic. Se a bottle.

Write me as one that loves his fellow men.—Leigh Hunt.

ThoRajro Lamp U a Ugh •mdakmp.soloiatalow'pric*Th«M »!• lanpa tb»t oost mor*. bofctlwr«l«lmbett«rl»Bap — '-- 'pries. OonornMM of eolll b t u ; Bkkul pUtud-oullr li~~-"'M™" •-• n» mom In any botiM. Tberel* nothing hnawi

LtufbateanaddtotbsTBlDAot ttwRAxfn. Krery dealer everywhere. If Dot ftt

I circular totbe ne«r«at affearr a '""STANDARD Oil. COMPAM

If net M roota. wntt tor

PIMPLESb d di

Fteaunl, PiUuble, Potene. TuU Good.'DbG(MM.~llBv«rf^ickeirrW««kCDorGf1|M.ltte,25c, SOc N«T*r told la bnlk- Tlwsraa-b» Ubkt stampedCCC. OoumoMwllocnarTooxpuiwyback B2I

l loB2I

MAOUNBT APPRENTICES WANTEDBROWN AJSHAKPE MF& CO.

BOYS 16 to 18 yean o t t Cnnmur SchoolF A - ^ I I ~ . Four yean count, Teetotal

• - . • : -iMtncUonbuMod,miteBROWN & SHARPE MFC. CO,

Pro»Mtnc«,B.L.U.aA.

FREEBmdpos&IforFree Package

f P t l• • • •HB^ofPaxtlne.Better woA more economical

(ban Uaold aoti«cptle«JFOB AUL TOILCT

TOILET ANTISEPTIC[Uns on* a sweat bnaih; clean, wUltvimn-fro* teeth—anUMptiadly dasanouth sad throat—porlftw tha breath^tonofdna^MptU^X6iMfnmi*m

traouoaoy/ tuunty • « » . n ^^Hisoty foe acva eyas aus catafBa,

b f | B BTHf PjUCtpW^OIIXTOO, Boroa .

W. N. U., NEW VOHK, NO. 38-1910.

AXLE GREASEKeeps the spindle bright andfree~"(ronir"grTG -"Ttf'-Vt'-basfr-free(ronirgrTG TtfVt"Sold by dealers everywhere.STANDARD OIL CO.

(inrarpomtoU

:IO-B

^eCraiifondChrpnicle-cuirr«ii»> «!*•.'•-

Colon

[.J.iat tk» fort o f f lc*' Cl»Bfof<l1 N

"* a U matter.

£SjaSi i&* i **. j - ' ' . • ' • ' '

SIMrsaTuaI m u Cora*

Advertlilnv rat^t fnrnUhed upon application.The Chronicle may tw (oun4 on tale at tbe

' Beara Drag Store and tbe Chronicle office.

In view of the return* from Maine,and other straws which show the driftof public aentimant the country over,it would seem the part of wisdom forwould-be Republican pffico holders toatop trying to defend tbe conduct of

' officials now in office from "the Presi-dent down. .' What the people want ianot something just as g$od' as thepresent discredited troop of office-holders and policies, but somethingdifferent, and a great deal belter.

The Chronicle's .canvass for the—tenth annual-editionjoi..theCranford

-Garw<KidHind^nllworlhLDJrj!CtorxITLnow under way. As heretofore, every

= » • » • • -

is the only resource upon which yourfamily have to'rely to fwbrt ign- .with the necessary funds for thersupport after you are gone, wilt theirfuture he secure? Few men could

of the year of local securities show less fluctuateand far more steadiness thanTthe securities ef jNew York Stock Exchange. ,This is especially true of the securities of t

PUBLIC SERVICE CORPORATION

Bankj I1IUI1, l i u n w " , , - • • • - Ifl

tive. It is within 4he power of everyman, however,^ to make secure the

f hi f i l through Life In-

2r-sshabiUnta and iheir occupations.

suranee^whichand practical form of protection.

The Prudentialhas aplan to suit your circumstances,no matter what your income may be.

FIDELITY

LOCALAND OTHER ITE1MS

NEWARK, N. J.recommends these securities as a most profitainvestment at the prevailing i prices for either tlarge or small investor, who is looking not only f,security-of principal;but good dividend returnsa-the prospect of earjy gains in value.

nS Department <>r ?

A-smaiU-'quiet,nolf diBgustcd man

tut sorrowful,sat by "the side of

A s there i s a lways somebodyposed to abuse the privileges ofNubile park by breaking the• £ r r * n d doing -othct-miMh!?'.'

din-

ha. Ukea-dvantoge-of .the opportu-nity afforded by the new Pf>£*

l l t t least one of theT . h a dtlonr. torn out. and many_•*«•been returned in an unclean «"'dlti»"which indicates crolesBneas to »a

•••""Sunday* evening- service* .at. the,Presbyterian church we're resumed

' cdiu^ed automobile drawn out | ***«**£• £?%£ Xo t tho road as a Urge touring ^car Incc-to* ^ e l ng R«». j ^

interrogatory ^ ^ ^the touring car. had

Theseenthe t o u g

every time he passed thatslowed up and'leaned over.

man inthe auto

day, so be

' ''Sev'eratBgursT**"1 .__v .. _,.• "Can't you find out whatmatter iB?" .

"No.'!• "Inlet valve all right?"

" Y e a . " •Trouble with spark plug i .:T.bl.nj5,pot.

""Wt:

• -the

* » » •

. .1

"notJhWlsveWlP**1™1^ ••. .correction. If the culprit who de-K t e l y destroy, books is .detected,

TTpunishmeht oo-lessj^vereJhan tm-pfiionment for a night in the conn.(which also costs nothing) should

coop,be

Edgecunibe rounded out 20 yearsservice a. rector of Trinity church.As the anniversary came during hisn a t i o n - no' public celebration

e cordiality.with which

Iff atS.••. II. Young' s

Whenl

HE. North Avenuewant good home-made cakes

d W« do good

i c m t e r ^ r d e l s e h r r < n« CEMENT BLOCKS. .We con.raet your Job, sketch

s t o L shapes reqaircd, saving all lo» ot time in cutl-Why not get ihe beat and use STANDARD CONCE

ea.le^Te.iou, everything

H. Hunter of the Ulhigh Canoe Club,aote. v r r t T M r

paddled from Midland Beach on Sun- J, R Y O U N Gday to the clubhouse of the WinonaC.-C...Qn. Newark JBay. .Tbe_K» was

iWSMMdMbf the trioHo" baietto ca'Soo'r;out"

continually to prevent its beingswamped. / . " •*• - •

Miss Anna Donahue, who wasstenographer lnst.ycnr to the supervis-ing principal, has obtained a positionin the Garwood office of tha Aeolian

a^tow^iyoaMiMmtitpM:^^^;"Great.""Perhaps your worm, gear is clog-

tions lor an estimate by mall.

Standard Concrete Stone Co.,

CRANFOR

Capitil Folly PaldC

N. J .IiT D. ?.1840-W.

aisbljlly.

SSO.OCO.00JSO.OW.00

THOS

^ _ _ i ; 2No; not at all." . ,Got any gasoline in your tank?

"Plenty."

isn t

nuo" glfoariuS--on^-SaturtiBy^of£&&'week. Game called at 3:30 p.m— Miss, Hannah -;: MoAllistcrj-^whoachieved the. 'highest honors/Ini""thefC!BEB of 1910, ia doing pasi%raduate'work at the high schooly'

A regular mbetuic/of the Town-

SPERRY, Pr««li*«nt.

C M . HfeNORItKS, C.*h1«f.

mnncTOKS •

S|>crry, W. M. SpernS. E. Droesoher,

11. N. Fiske,B. J. Mix.

N. B. Foster.

H . y ;; C. Denman

ISLE1B & M1LLEPltuibing, Heating

OF ALL KINDS"ATSONABtE, PRICES.

[ MIILLER BLOCK

Grove Sri Ganfoxd* -3f Grove St.; Cranloxd> I

HAHNE& CO., BROAD, N

tHE WHOLE STA'

Fall Opening Dii

"Tires eeem all right?""Never better." /" Well, maybe your vibrator

adjusted." •. .»

Havtfyou looked,at'^ourcar'b1irB?tor?" , • • ' . - • • •

"Yes.""How about tho cBm shaft?""Grand." ."Have you tightened your connect-

ing rot], examined your clutches, andgone over the differentials?"

"YeB, yes.".. The man in the touring car pauseda mornent, and then, looking at thestranger by the roadside, said at last:

What's the matter with that ma-chine of: yours?": .,

-'-'There 4sn.'fiany.thing,l.the_jrhBttcrWhy not license tuberculous dair I with this' machine; but since noon

les? If people let diseased milk alone, I my wife has.bcen in that house over• - " 1-'*l"»»i'<«'™» W sister's .first baby

she gets throughtne use oi i n m u »> v«- r . . . . than a thousandof thei temptation to drink • diseasod miles away and will leave your ad-milk conduce to strength and charac- dress, I will telegraph or ; cable' you

•"Cmnyon'make-men-. .healthy.by. the glad newB. '^—Pittsburg Dispatch.tawt Is it not better to be free than ' - , -~~.~~~ rTTTTT.""*healthful? Will not the ignorant BETWEEN T H E COURSESlearn? Will not infants grow older? Tho stranger j.n the hotel plumpedOr If in tho process they die, have down hia bag.we not undertakers who must live, "I wanterroom," ho said.

accommodations? •^•'•<No.-371,".rappcd-thft.clerlt,.,"flec-.If consninpliM spreads, have we not ond floor."doctors and burial societies? Can wo VIB it n good one-?" queried thenot segregate the sick at public ex- stranger. ~-

Mrs. L. S. Hbyt "is'TpeHdihg "a\ ' " /suocessor"to"PhQiV Jahii)fortnight at Great Barrington, in the•Berkshires.

Miss Eliznbeth von Ullrich willoccupy an apartment in the "W.. M.

bis return last Sunday was a sufficienttestimonial to the affection in whichhe is held, and to his efficiency in thework to which the best years' of,hislife have been devoted.

• PERTINENT QUESTIONSJohn G. Woolley has cleverly shown

the fallacy of much of the, argumentagainst legal prohibition of the liqourtraffic by - applying the same objec-tions, to tha "vested rights'' of theowner of » nerd of tuberculous COWB.

The 'ne'w^dwellinerat" 328=Er -Northavenue is nearing completion, andwill bo occupied when finished by W.M. Hobbs.

It is reported that Mr si Clara Abryis soon to return to Cranford andoccupy her house at 111 W. Northavenue.

will It not let them .lone? Cannot tbet.e.kjBsnlKhh

Een

r

children be taught to be careful in good:by. WhenS e n s e of it? Will not the presence if you are not more

HOUSE, SIGN, AND FRESCOPAINTING : :

and Decorative : 1,

ATTENTIVEand pleasing; drug; store ser-vice is offered to every cus-

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•hall we not have concealed or-illicit -The Btranger took_u(t bis bag.cow-sickness scattered everywhere, "Right-ho!" ho said. "Oh, I Bay,and people drinking more diseased what's the catln* hours in this hotel?"milk than -ever? Will, not cow "Breakfast," answered the clerk,owners become "sneaks "and liars? "7 to 11; lunch, 11 to i>; dinner, 3 toHave not the Christian nations always 8; supper, 8 to 12."~ j J i m m l anddirtv- milk? Is it Tho stranger dropped MB bag again,

oftrick

used diseased and dirty milk?not plain that this 'ta the secrettheir greatness?—la this pot ato keep the poor man from his tuber-culosis while the wealthy have theirown. COWB? la not diseased milk"good for babies"? Are not somoof these sick cows owned by the

- mothers and sisters of the dairymen?" S h o u l d not these sick "cows be

licensed? Should not the license beas high asi the .diseased milk tradewill stand, but not so high as to dry

Great Jerusalem!" he exclaimed"When am I goln' to_git time to seethe town?"—Answers;

)« F. WHERLEH, .

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SECOND AND LAST WEEK

. Kissing In its modem 'proml»cu".yIs pernicious and should be condemnedas. dangerous. • —;

The custom probably had Its originnot In affection, but In suspicion. Inprimitive times, when the aenM ofsmell was perhaps more acute thanthat of sight, bringing the faces to-gether was a means of Identificationand of distinguishing "friend from foe.'

>W<i hWdVScte'tttter- tottear "" '"'"'"

They were youthful enthusiast* t»physiognomy." On the seat opposite mthe train was a man ot commandingfigure, massive brow an&serious ex-pression. "Splendid face!" on« ofthem exclaimed. "What do you sup-pose his Ufework has beenr

"A lawyerr suggested the other."No-o; there's too much benevo-

lence In that face for a lawyer."

PiaeAppkstfood an.(i MedicineUedical science" has discovered a

-remedy, for many .common ills,

I are surprised that it has not beenkr.owiv before,' It is nothing mortfnor* less than the pure juice of ripe,pineapples.

The great therapeutic qualities ofthis simple remedy' have . alreadythoroughly stirred the medical profes-sion and many private and hospitallaboratories are now, the scenes ofcareful experiments, while both pri-vate and hospital patients are already I

pineapple juice, I found that at ordi-nary temperatures its digestive powerwas astonishingly rapid.*'

l-of what, the »vtn«Vlayrnan -calls »si(»?iythroat, pineapple juice far excels all'gargles and brings almost instantrelief from the painful effects of Ir-ritation. In quinsy, tonsilitisv and inpharyngitis,, pineapple-juice baa fre- 1; Squcntly mads unnecessary the me of i lthe dreadful operating knife. In atleast one hospital for consumptive* InFloridt it has ue'en used extensivelywith surprisingly satisfactory results.

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seniesT "psychfo and' pnystcat,' "wtolclrtell us of friendship, and kissing hasbecome a mark of affection,' ratherthan a test of It •

It Is not against this that.the hy-gtenlst—the sensible one—protests,but ngalpstihe meaningless and dan-

juice'treatment..*Uke that Icouldn't have spent his life j , simplicity, ease of preparation,

every one, especially of the defense-less Infant It Is really an affrontfor a stranger, or even an ordinaryfriend, to kiss a baby on tho Upt. andthe act Bhoald.be resented.

Kissing among members ot the fam-ily Is hyglenlcally permissible, fortu-nately. It Is of course through "thetransmission of bacteria that kissingts-Tilrinrnt~'-But~eaeb-Tamlly'ha«~its..own domesticated bacteria, as It were,of the Bame species as those Inhabit-ing; other, people, but iomewhat JrtodVfled by constant interchange. Againstthese each member of the family i s Ina measure Immune. They are like anIll-natured pet dog that respects thomembers of the household with whichit lives,, and will not bite them, butsnaps"and~snarlsr at'Btrangera;

In merely turning over money-"He might be an.editor ""An editor! Cutting and clashing

his enemies at every turn, and evenhis friends occasionally, tor the sakeof .a ^mart paragraph? ^ You-can'treaju face£" )That* manka"a pfiflaAlhro-'plat, or eSgaged In some sort of pub-Uc-splrlted work. Why. there Isn't aline that doesn't Indicate)'strength ofpurpose and nobility. Look at thatcurve there on the left!"

At the next station an old. country-man took his seat beside the manwith massive brow and Boon enteredInto a conversation with him. In the

low cost and effectiveness'has stronx-Ij recommended it to practitioners,while its pleasirg taste and alleviat-ing qualities have made it popular

rcliesrtJii.

Senor V. Morcano is accreditedwith being the .first scientist to dis-cover the practical therapeutic possi-bilities of pineapple juice. 1Mbexperiments were followed by exhaus-tive and highly satisfactory laboratoryand sick room experiments by Prof.R. H. Chittenden, the Bureau of

used to good advantage in sonufcaseaof diphtheria. • j""'"'

Pineapple juice lacks the disagree-able odor of pepsin and adds a pleas-ant feature, taken as a sort ofbtfefctsir toa-good>dinner, •„:!&,.Uk^$Q%,clairned for it that it will quicklycure a case of acute indigestion,it is reebmmended by physicians as a'wonderful r>rcventativc of such

^rprev

tHE WHOLElTATE IS INVITED!

Fall O p e n i n g Displays

HAHNE & CO.,BR0AD NEW AtSD HALSEY STS., NEWARK

"what was his line."-The two'opposite held their breath

In tha lntcnalty of their Interest"Oh, I've got a little tavern and

butcher shop back In the country abit," was the proud, reply. "My wifetends to the meals, and I do my ownkilling."—Youth's Companion.

Wll!!

THE SECRET OF JOURNALISMlly greeting; for strangers or- ordinaryfriends tnefiandshak'o*"sufflces;''Al)OVOail, the baby's lips should be sacred.—Youth'B Companion. \

rHREE,PARTS

comfortable conditions ot the stomach,and medical authorities go go far asto say positively Hurt a person maycat lobster, chop auey, mince pie and

ilul£0.m mrnijar gastrono-ions at midnight and avoid "

« . » . - the Pineapple King of Hawaii. 1-K""" — «« P'»* elephantB. fourand Others. Senor Moreanoidiscovercd ' h o r l l c d f,orkc^' "* »**&• '™tthat pineapple juice had this power of 8 t e a m rollc" »>»»»'«* o n »»• «tum« l l

l_digesting proteins. Prof. ChittenderT t 0 » l"Bi* i m ^ wo-itep If he wllrshowed in a prolonged! aeries of take the precaution to drink. « . & « .

- !- -. ._«. before his dinner, a glass of pure plno-s h o e pexperiments that the juioiin a freshcondition contained tin enzyme orenzymes of a proteolytie-naturoac

J W l k l i n ^

applo juice'.Entirely asidq from its medicinal

properties;- purir-pincapple-juifo tod i h t f l d l n k W l

, _ . , ltan*:;«iet:!Usual Reward That Awaits

the Pioneer.

They have an office b^yon^. Now

ate media.- This active. „substance-be-tt -dol iBhtfuldlcold as a cocktaiWUior alone

sgion oi «r<.a. Industries, _JmallFactories and Cathedral T/wna

Are Noted. /

Region of Great J

medical

tevten

Prieed

/ New \Jersey

fins'""noteui"!alls- _- .^ .parts. North of aMne drawn fromtho Dee to tho Hjimber there. Is theEngland which U almost as new asAmerica, the England of coal and Iron,cotton and wool, the England of greatmills and mJneB and of Industry on tnoimmense scale. That Is the England.the cnpltals of which Ire Manchester,

cities7 whose "names stand through

It was Eddie's duty toexchanges from the two large mall

carry them upstairs „ .,editor's room. Invariably;'"he "wonlfllay them upside down, so'the scissorsend paste man would have to turnthem himself. :

the exchange editor.-

has been caiTect Bromelin ' (fronr Broi-F-SJ'-I'->:"-™rE-^^.,-.,,,, ••;-..- . .melia-Latin for pineapplu.) or with vichy water W htch«8at4»to-

•w r."i ., . L. make tho drink .suggest fchamptgno,James Dole, continuing on his R U h p u s b it i».entirely non-alcohoHo,

plantations r.ear_Ilonolu^the_exncri- c o n t a l n i n g a c c o r d i n K to t h o Ko*ernf3l"nvc'' ment-e«poit», two^*.cen,t,.pl.sufl[sr|

one per cent, of free add, three percent, of albuminous or pectinonssubstances (nutrition) and 94 per cent,of water. The pineapple is a pro-duct of India, and the. tropical coun-

new - possession, Uawotl, hasgrown so many tons of pinespple*that the United States is now' at ornear tho head of tho list of pineapple(traducing... countries, and, according

newspapers average- aooui two weeks led that not oii!_—who was the staffs despair. Mot I possessed of many wonderful

" or definite: | qualities but that, when propcrlyprc-proved to be a "

ic -drink. -odaptabla to

Dr. Williams, In a recent number| of the Medical Record writing on the

ot.pincapple juico said in par' :

"Careful coropariBon of the diges-tive powers of the protcdytic enzymes

Q^eerMfUPi?^ i "HI J™ -^t

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sundroducing' countries, nnd,to a recent report of tho ftoclamatlonllurcan of tho United States Depart-

JteH'walian

facturing sup^mncy^Kd" cbmlnieiicial-

for free trade "and, above an. fqr

1 south of the lino theremidlands, the region of which

tho, bromeTin^rcsuit-1 crops

newspapers, up heror I many advantages that

largely'iSjj^^JjRlPs^

within a radius of 200

i'THT

Thursday, Sept.'22, 1910• , < • • ' • . • • ' •• - v ,

fl»1 C n Round Trip$l.5y. To Allentown

n which industry lamoaf Tpart^in-BmaH-factorles by-sttdg-;

llng employers. That England has.on the whole, gone against the govern-ment. . . •:

Finally, there Is the south, thefeudal England, the region character-

£ cothcdtarc|tles£8mnll markettottna nnd rather-decayed^ reardehtlaTboroughs.

In size of population. In wealth. In-industrial significance, and In virilitytho urban north nquestionably out-

verdict for ,

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.'EXPERIENCE

'"DtSIONS

given Itsprogress. >

Sense of Direction In Animals.The remarkable faculty which cats,

dogs, pigeons and other animals pos-sess of returning In a straight lino.toa point ot departure has awakenedmuch curiosity on the part of natural-ists.- "So'me'reWlftorlnstlnct,—some-to Intelligence similar to man, someto on Internal mechanism whichmakes tho animal simply automata,but none of these attempted explana-tions, does anything " '"—

Closed Saturdays a fW $,?ft*

Crantord and Newark Troltty Cars Pass Oor BOOTdon't

Eddlo. They Jdstliterary editorthe literary editor, - »_

room with the exchange editor, main-tains that Eddie's answer was the best

Snday Maga-

In opening ourwaeonotnew

turoto bring be-sbow

tOO All Silk Satin Jfcssalind-^Ulected this very popular silk as it leading feature to brtnuy new and exclusive conceptions. We arc prepared to

• -"''-'• in i>inuistc shades of pink, li(;nt blue, man,' n and

tooaooU1H1)00

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Two Work Hones Earn $13,500.Among recent stories of w<

[ horses, that told ot two belonging to

both forover twenty j t u n — neither onehaving cost him a penny for "re-pairs."

Deciding that after years ot servicethey were entitled to Uve for ever

• In the country, he Bent them tostock farm, but to his surprise

the mystery.if

ything toward solving.One of our ablest mod

thathe m y s yern scientific writers supposes

thatmientfrwt*

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mm&(lM8atunlaj tho coolKinainai uo.o. » . „ . . _M. Suadays theAPI.ANAHO,isvisiDM lUSianT,Tonic, |

KBtPTOK and otlier lenses in ••HiIKIT"'mounting or frames. The BAST, COMFORT-inhJL and STIMBII glass that Ot tho eyo

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xBtceptSewarli.

Most, Mysterious Disease..Rabies Is a most tnysterloua dls-

much so that doubtless there

Somefurious cases could easily

for acute violent lnBanlty.like acute general paraly-

brlnglng death. Therese-ems as yet no remedyWa except to kill dogs mercl ully

that Is notion athem on men.

— ""aniIdriv'e Z V?t out by

SeV'as waaoonotoNew Vork Press.

Blood Transfusion.

onme years ago the captain of oneSome yc" . t - _ . n J l e m Qnar .

BO"

_ colored servant strict or-toka great care of thenu A

l n g to inaKs « w care otof hte servantanthorn,. -On, re«.

1 fift \1rti»r liinZA Ci%Vc-— Immense-showing of now Fall

i*UU INGW rlaiU M1KS* plaid«itks, fashioVs laUst. Oarrange of stylos this year is particular)- beautiful embracing about o»«ry"d6-S'rablc pattern tho season has produced. Striking- handsome combinations inthe most exquisite- color assortment inclmLinc all tlio most prominent clans, 10inches wide best grado tttdcla plaid nnusuully popular for waists, .dresses andtrimming!*, fully 25 color combinations and designs to select from, OCA

-actually-•wbith.l.QQ, special...^ . ^ •••••••; • O u t

LOO Newest Fall Dress G o o d s — ^ « 8 motesvide, latest shark skin weave, shadow stripa scrgo. By far the most prominentamong new plain color dress material*, strictly all wool. A material possessing

—tone and dignity that.will mako a handsome ami durable suit as woll as beingunusually stylish. Chbicdrdhge of latest colorings, brown,, pray, cadet, saRO,smoke, reseda, catawba, navy and black; -11 inches wide; regular 1.00' n'""*-leading feature in dress goods. Speciol yard

i .

an extensmost reined sisoft, rih d

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sivo lino of high class double fold crenn de eHno 43 inches wld'o," tne"'re3ned silk fnbric for the comingseason wear, mado from finest silk yarns,;rich and beautiful, drapoa splendidly. Our cnrljf anticipation on this

silk by placinfr large orders in advance gives us a cloth superior in any way tomost cloths offered, at ctena higher figure. Pleasing assortment ot latestcolorings, lavender, light bluo, pink, mats white and navy blue. .43 | C Ainches wide, beet grade 1.50all silk crepedechiuc. l . O V

«_Jress Goods—i dress goodswliToiniieludes-onlycliarming collection-of new Fall weaves in uiv~- p

the best and latest-French imparted materials in such weaves as ho--"--*- Excellent qualities, correct weight, beautifully finished,

-'More, gray, tobac,, burgundy, wistaria;

A'Clthe bestbasket weave effects,

fid ofbrown

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basket weave cliec». ruw, . . u . , ,'Sew sluldesotbrown, smoke, cadet, passillore; gray, toboq, uurguuu;, •<«»».—,ragei green, reseda, rose, catawba, navy blue and black: Excellent 1 P Afor tailor made suits, dresses etc. Choice per yard ' .-.. Lull

Imported Novelty Dress Goods—mfntoffihandsome and exclusive novelties contains the latest and roost stylish of French

•- -> ~>u» mmbinations in dainty effects, made apleasing choice, raosflyTinKe^^piWFiMitotwmM^l^jCdikctioiuMB,.^^offers various styles in plain and fancy weave?. AU excellent styles, no lop-" "— •'"•> «'iades of papn. olivo, raisin, poasiflore, taupe, kingtblue, f B A

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rCBUSHBD WEEKLY

CRANFORD, N. J.T h e good old summertime" Is en-

on lta Ust lap.

Even Iidum inatarajiha set t? tre>BSisascea, according to London to-porta.

_fc._, 'S«aa» yerwsas.4»»ia lato .shallow » ,ter at summer resorts and others gel j

Earthc,]iake3 that bite to bo snubbedera careful to keep away from SwiFrrsdsco slnco the lire.

jto be c pofygoniiBt and bo Joes iaut•ay it in Japanese, cither.

U tic c o n will not filTo millswhen ttero is no rain we will bedrtTea to mllilnc a can of'condensedcow.

Tio ccM Etoniso figures Is. t?iit r.m\)h*-'. will ubo_ UlorO

nei; -winter that pO3ctc"J~(>CS3least ' -

Aa Isdlaaa mulo kicked a motor-ejelo ar.d cyclist acrcsa tho roa,d theother day. Somo raulua seen ulzacst

- -That UU!*-«artlq.uake_.nuL.ln San"iFiaSclito UicrisUiwaayTlId-irD-dam-

ate. but tho restored city did cot liku

Ocr friends of tho WoiUher'Bureau•re respoctfuUy aotifled that one largeveriacation of those rain predictionsla still overdue. -

' ":irtt"jhitti--i*fc6'-:-ata"Cl---ear«"-of- cornfox a prlzo probably followed nature'sexample by holding tho cars down asbo «Xa tbeis. with bin fore-foot.

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la warfare is somewhat baudicai (n'llby tho tempting targot It would fesaliofor croa tn ordinary markainnn.

An "aether of many arithmetic*'fcai peacefully died in -Pennsylvania,but the arithmetics, dear children, nrestill cllvo and waiting for (ho fall

Urely useless, Evidently ho never had• C o c k o f y o u n g t u r k e y s , t o Up f a t -t e n e d . '•;;•- •""•• '-f • .","-.-' ;••••••••

WbUe he was saving two lives j>Oonaeejleut man lost $18. Tho pooplo

bare the good taste to get up a parse

Tho wireless Is turning out to btthe beat criminal catcher In the busl-cess. There U no escape for tho bold-est and shrewdest from Its lightning-

_ UfeJWMaJj^jgg^-^-^^^:™—^

Sdentlsta announce that, they "havt.Isolated the germ of leprosy and hope•oca to hare a cure. Bat thorp Is nobopo in sight for those .afflicted, witran Itcoms for public office. .

A rrlncetoa professor contends thaitho common Iden. of heaven is wrong.Jfow if someone will determine justwhat b the common Idea of heaven,the whole matUr will be scttJed.

The hobble ektrt shows signs 01JctslEg the anton obllo and tho airshipfor place In the accident-record con-

• teat ":itt~o»o li~a "coiamefit'"rbf-thocynical oa the /orncn ot this liberty-seeking- Gay. :

Though tee bulletin of the Chlcagc«pedal park comxnlssloa concedes that•tin b r a e of tho tassock moth "is oneof the most beautiful ot- our caterpil-lars." It does not recommend that thel a m a bs treated as.pets. — - —

Canada fa also a big country, aVttoogh not^yet in the same class withthe United States as regards popula-tion and general dovelopmenl. There

'li»*t)oeoropor&" of crop failures in%b? Dominion. Now cor:c3 tho ex-•planaUtm that In tcre qunrtors grain•and other crodc:ts have suffered frum4roaght Bet In other sections there(has been an ample supply of moisture

•V or eoutrest

CONQUERING A -BUOem BfiOtiCHO

Or YEto on a Famous* . #—»

Stephen French Was

|HKVFNNF, WYO,~The_FrontIerDays' celebration, "at .whlch'CoP"- onel-Hoosevelt was-the'jBenterJot;!

attraction continued for severaldays, and wa-i the most • elaborate •' ^ ^ ^ ^ ^end successful affair /of the kind ever M f H HERE Is. a growing sentl-held here. Among the thousands ot jfHflph. ment against wearing . thespectators were many tourists from cTfriBk w Plumage of birds, in varle-dlstant parts of the country who ^jKff ties where cruelty must be

"/A «SMp*i»:. practised". s.-to.r.iBecarei.ar'tktbe celebration. Frontier dayB Is Women are learning to discriminatea thoroughly American festival, the in this matter and to forego the wear-chief participants being cowboys and' (DB <,{ plumage that prbmlsc3.toj).ri.i>s>.

v;aj^^'vo«i)ers^jr«Dra-S;;ab^tvyw^sUntt^the1- pioneer—life—of—beautifulwild~ oHfdirbr'tb" lnftra' tbr-"

[ l n ,882 that the name ot|f^raveland flr»t became a

* liithWtfghontthewntrr.'he was elected governor

"chttto. J. Folgerornearly two hundredO yonrs later be was

t bis ««cona pbenome»«nS«llrecUy

friends, and"evening bedchatting wiUit was aboutwhen we wewas then alltell bow the

t o r y r « u » « n S « l l r y•»«<* was due In noto tho famous forged

"At ten cthere cameknocks upotawakened tour roomslooked at itime I tieisleepily betqrbed. B

foi you, Iopened th<grntn.

"I heardand, an In!a very eiprise, wblc•Well, I'll 1hurrying-1

-sentative -of-. the West. They all enter Into the

spirit of the occasion with the ut-most enthusiasm, and tho raceB, rop-ing contests, riding of bucking bron-chos, war dances and other featuresare alwaya exciting and full of Inter-est Among the Indians here were

ture. A proud tirest of dainty feath-ers torn from tho back of a motherbird and the death of a nest full offledglings by slow starvation, are notpleasant suggestions to flaunt, withthe group ot sweeping aigrettes upongp pthe head of beauty. For the wearer

rlooked" forward to with glee"•hy"athose"people of the frontier, for they, con-sider him one of themselves, and manyof them; are personally- acquainted with

*"nimTwhile alfof

Do Not Always Come From Mil-lionaire Class, Says Expert.

Expenditure of $8,000 Year Dootn'tAlways Produce Results Desired

by Men Who Seek to Setthe Fashions. ' •• • •

New York,—Discussing the latestfashions'for.men at the Wearing Ap-parel, Style and Fabric show openedat the Madison Square garden, AReginald Von Keller, a fashion ex-pert, said New York's two best dressedmen were. WorthlDgton Wbltehouseand Huntingdon Bull. The latter manIs master of hounds of the Meadow^brook Hunt club;"""Plenty6rTmen"l»B6:spehal $5,000"t&(6,000 a year to dress are not from acrltlc"8 viewpoint what^you wouldterm well dressed men," said Keller,who arranged the "bead to foot" ex-hibit "John Jacob Astor Is' n welldressed man, but Mr. Wbltehouso Isreally the leader of fashion. He car-ries his clothes well and the keenestcrttlc^could-flnd-iKr fault wltfr-tn'e-gar*menu he wears, beautifully adaptedfor every occasion." /

The very newest thing In fashionsithis year, Von Keller

monogram -waistcoat.

tury aimor In the various museums.You will find It Impossible."

Anxiety was expressed by exhibit-ors about the garment workers' strike.Pessimistic ones said that If the strike

bockeT^wouldhaye.to look to,Philadel-phia, Bt. Louis and Chicago for hernew fall suits. /

SMALL GRAPE CROP IS FEAR

i Ot tho calamity shouter and thevpeeslator most be taken with duo altowzcee on bcth sides of tho border.

"The official figures showing thardu-fine the calendar year 1909'the ex-pendltnres in tho United States for,bonding .operations segregated abouta bUUon dollars, surpassing tho

—«t*-1908 by ten 10 cent-, not onlytorn completely, the country hid re-covered from the "panic" of 1907 butIndicate that tie people nave made afraah. start In prosperity. There mayto checks and reverses from time totime, but no nation like ours can bekept permanently, crippled, or Industrlally Inactive.

An English physician la of the opin-jJoo-lhitcblcVfiriB,spread, tuber<;alq|ila

among cows. Nevertheless a goodnosy people who are unable to causetrocblo In any other war willUBOO to keep chickens. con-

The ercnlng aerrlcVat a church InJtew Jersey has boon \dlscODtintied bo-cause of moaaoltoes. (And It cannot* e ehaJfeed th»t*Uie (skeeters wereftapented for the purpose. Whatever

' m «Bect of t U sermon, the congre.rateMd^to b* bored by the

says. Is the, it—which, b *

showed a sample one of white satin.A lavender monogram-- about - twoInches deep was embroidered on thelower left hind side.

"There Is aiTTAyS something new inmen's clothing," said the expert "formen's fashion*' change"•Jii'st "as oftenas women's and are much more ex-pensive/Waistcoats with buttons ofprecious stones run up to- $500. Thonew/'shadoin men's business suits Isa jchocolate brown."/ Von Keller said American men nolonger go- to Europe to buy clothes,but that many European men ofwealth and fashionwho visit here take-fcome-Flflh-avemie-tallored-sults.-

Miss M. C. Reed, In charge ot aBroadway house's exhibit, said. Amer-ican women, to avoid the difficulties otcustom-house Inspection here,.boughttheir gowns ln New York before sail-ing for Europe. She said most of theImportation of gowns now was doneby arms rather than by Individuals.

Miss Reed's exhibit consisted of thenew helmet shaped hat of black vel-vet with large blue plumes and hand-

•Wet Summer Is Causa of Great Devas-tation In French Vineyards-

Prices Raised. -

Paris.—These are critical days for.the French vintage. The wet summerhas caused devastation In the vine-yards amounting to a national disas-ter. In the Parts wineshops and Incertain-restaurants pdcea._are beingraised./AH, however, Is not yet lost,and a fe-w days of bright weatherwould modify the situation favorably.

M. Georges Proust, a formqr preal-dent of the Paris wholesale wine mer-chants' syndicate, makeB the followingobservations:

"Lamentable news comes from Burrgundy,-There-will noL.be a barrel otwine ln the Yonno; notably, there willbe no such thing as 1910 Chablls.In touralne the white vines alone willyield a small harvest.

themyintage^wl]

falrly good ln.the Pdrrenees-Orlentales,

lntelligent-peoplo;"Aside from a very few sorts, the

feathers we hare worn recently and•j those we will wear, are made [from

I bio birds. No Cruelty Is practised Insecuring them and- thousands of peo-

trimmings made of them.

maritime climate ot Bordeaux has not _o n g D r e a a t B ,md mounted sprays-^

in Jact, a world ot airy and attractlldecorations—-are cleverly fashlonlfrom the feathers of the turkey; chiefen, pigeon, peacock and pTiese are-bleached,-

« a telegraphic proxy whichO t a to serveln pUce of WU-

Roberuon. cqllector ot the' Now «ork. This proxy de-ll the coHroI of. the conven-S f f i f l f H W t o t *

noolH ban

.read thatCollector

y . jadds, pieced and pasted until thdorigin Is lost sight of. Other blr(of. .plumage, juch aa_the i

'Sahad not been nominated F a m o u ,bofore.Collector Rpbert-f.Taste _

used, but they are not cruelly treate]unless sudden death is cruel;

The wearing of a bird upon the b|may bo In questionable, tasto and ipresent ono noes almost no birds, b|any amount of plumage. Gradual]ythe wearing of feathers may.dle otij

forSenrabKJKo.^?::. French. Instantly the

a powerful issue a

an out-

All

One rBmet Martual frloi

"I amof mercj

l e i n ^and oolcct those feathers which the|may -wear-wlth an easy conscleuciThey are obliged to inform themssly

of "the "TJnidn ofthe rUk of forfeiting their torblddejproperty. For laws have been jaase

Lsnake great events,..« •«L able, to offer some hitherto

l 4 evidence In •«PPortJ°!

un-

KfaarSSolTlhStf trffll t a . the telegram, that hie wasi^uffer IpnocenUy. My wttol ^ H d S £ a ^ f l l U

birds, and one. may not own tleljptumoge.

protected the district. .Vine tMseaseshave raged there, and only h'alf anaverage vintage Is expected."

JULIA BOTTOMLEY. I

..£a^fllU,wla.rwja,ate for.congressm

Yield From Puget Sound'and FrasorRiver Will Total Two'Hundred

Thousand Cases.

Seattle, Wash.—The'sockeyo salm-on pack on Puget sound this year todate aggregate approximately 190,-000 cases. Packers Bay the pack Ispractically complete, although theypoint out that when all the figuresare ln the season's count will verylikely touch 200,000 cases. This lathe largest sockeye salmon pack ona "lean" year since 1902.—-Reports—received-from.-Vancouver,the other day were to the effect thatthe pock of sockeyes on the Fraserriver has been practically the sameas on Puget sound, and that packersthere expect to have 200,000 cases otfish when everything is counted.

Packers say that the entire sea-son's pack of sockeye salmon has al-ready beea sold, subject-toapproval-of opening prices. The largest packof sockeyes on a "lean" year since1902, when 339,556 cases were packedon the sound,'was in 1906, when the

MAKES A DAINTY COSTUME

Gray Zephyr, 8pottedWith Blue.

Gray zephyr spotted with blue wouldlook pretty, carried out In our design.

I The skirt has a panel front, which iscontinued In a deep band at the foot,and has the upper part gathered; It Isalso gathered at the waist - A panel

TRIES TO ADOfT BABYCaptain Imitates-Mother by-Attempv

Ing to Feed Floating YoungsterMilk from Oil Can. | ;

San Francisco.—A little baby whale,only sixteen feet long and ot a palepink complexion, was the cause ofmuch solicitude and sorrow on thepart of the captain ot the pilot-boatLady Mine. :

At first Captain Pentland^n epylng:the queer object floating on the wa-ters oft Melggs wharf, thought It wasa boat turned turtle. On nearlng theobject, however, he discovered It tobe a forlorn orphan whalette and hissoft heart was moved to compassion.He resolved, to mother it, but how?

i

ning wear, constructed on the empirestyle, which she, sold would prevaillargely this year.

"Is It true that men are growingsmaller as an offset to woman's In-creasing site, as dressmakers sayT"was asked of Von Keller.

"No." ho said indignantly. "Womenmay be growing larger, but men are tainnot growing smaller. ( If you doubt Jt, *° e

try to fit the average twentieth cenj *turjr man,Into eoxna fourteenth ,*•*£,.«

Thai was a - new experience in hissalty Ufg and he waa stumped. Sud-denly lie bethought him of a quantityot milk In his messroom. The captain

bottle! In vain he searched for anappropriate vessel. Then his eyes liton an oil can.

This he seized, filled with milk andhurried abaft, fle was doomed to.grievouB disappointment. The waif ofttie ocean bad disappeared. The cap-tain clapped loud and Jong. Imitatingi % _ ^ • * • _ _jl_ _ h -t^Lm _J^->* I - . _ A • .

her

The whalette had gone to the depths.With+toarsln his -eyes, ^obs In histhroat and the bilk In the can, CaptainPentland was obliged to pilot the LadyMine on her way.

SAYS WE ARE TOO IMPATIENT

Archbishop of Canterbury Preaches"Sh C"Short Cut" Solutions

Evtry Day Problems-•of

London.—The archblBhop of Canter-bury; preaching In Lambeth church,said that though the world Is betterthan it was, the present day' faultswere great. Impatience and hurrywere what he thought we sufferedfrom every day In every departmentof lite. People were striving for what,in common talk, were called "shortc\its" toward solutions they wantedto reach. Anxious problems were be-

rf''iritW'^—-_™™^,.*^. .™« i _. ,^ . ,_ m . - - to reach. Anxious problems were be-was the mllfi. but where was the whaB 'ing"faced, Irf'a'BpiritwWcn'was g'urefy

a new spirit and a dangerous one—aspirit of impatience.

. It was wholesome, ho declared, toe^otly Intolerant ot wrong, but In-

I wronge ^ y ant ot wrong

tolerance nr Impatience of wrongwould not usually solve great per-plexities. By lfaelf paUenco had theforemost placa la any sustalnid ef-

to d th thi'mend-these things,ptatlon was speed

jft>nghne*«,Oj *»•».

Teday's

to match Is taken down back andfront, the sleeves being cut in withthe sides. Lawn claudlne cuffs and«ouar_add'a."dainty finish.'™' —.. -

Hat of blue straw, trimmed withgray net and roses.

Material required: Seven and oae-halt yards xephyr 30 inches wide.

Easy Way to Clean Lace Yokes.•If Instead of taking lace yokes ana

cuffs out ot dresses to wastf whensoiled''they a bbdsoiled''they are rubbedstarch,' Wen brushed th

with dryhl the

ot the big shlpplncr» tofk harbor."Mr; French and I had

l th h t l at whi

ot

' • SBH Mr; fTenco aim • - - - - - - _PLEA FOR THE GROWING G l r W o a s In tho hotel aVwhlch wj. were

morntRgsilk nottold thithing tcI-amkUanxious

I sawTwain

i ..,:,:•My-

havercconsultIs true

That Is Worth Some EerlouiConsideration.

Bo many older women seemthink that because a girl of from fourteen to.twenty or so Is likely to be]callow and .sometimes forwardrather ridiculous In her pretenttons olage and dignity she must be contin-ually snubbed and "put down." The;keep calling her "child" and laugh-ing at her opinions and criticism,1and leaving her out of discussion andconversation, until some day theyawake with a start to realize that tho]child-is -a -woman,- and a-pert and-em-bittered woman at that. ~ , .i. Of course, American girls ars no-torious for their unpleasant presump-tion, and there are many, many thing?which a girl In her teens Is not com-petent to decide for herself, let alonefor others; but there Is no reasonwhy a girl who really is growing up

I-.retted With Astonishment and'Curl-1 city, They Were Finally Ordered- Sick to Their Ship aa Most

Undesirable -Foreign Devils.

• Setn Low, who Is known In na-lItlonal education circles as a « o r m e ;I president of Columbia university, inI national philanthropic circles as iI maker of numerous munificentIanOn polltlcs"as""a former-n}ay-- i

i York city, and also ot.B«!ooW»i™n» tho latter-was an lndp~"'<aent"I city, was ono of a company o. -. ,

men »ho had met to discuss the twen |tlelh century Industrial and commer-

I dil awakening ot China. Mr. w>wfather, the late A. A. Low. Balnea

ways In the way and must be pat-ronized when sbo Is noticed at all. |Give her at least a chance to fthat she Is one of the family and that Ishe Js a step above the children to Ithe nursery, whom she 1B likely BO tu |despise. , '

Here, as elsewhere, "you willmost safely In tho middle," and tlrather delicate problem of maternal

m reputation as a m

tttough tho great commerce ei Wlaaed-by his house with China.

*u owner ot some of the clipperi-aips which made America famous on••'•tie scaa sixty odd years ago.r "W th«"men wmV" met w l t n - . ^

ttero were several who had recenUyten in China, and thye told from pertonal knowledgs of the, gTeat en« l«e

Oklng .place ln the empire, and par

slderatlon and common sense anlearned on one side and taught oa tn«vther.—Exchange.

8hort 8klrts or Lonfl7There can be no doubt that the real'

ly short eklrt has thoroughly estaVllshed lteelf this spring. Of course,tor-JgalkJngj>nd.all^utdoor gamea ItIs or delightful and most scnsiDir"tashion, but there Is some quesUon uto its beauty and suitability where tl»dressy afternoon frock or . eveningtoilet Is concerned. For the qu"eyoung woman who is still In her teens,or has recently quitted them, the shortfrock looks girlish and pretty, and w,moreover, very practical and com tort-able. But with the older > ° m a n " £qulto a different matter. She tosimply ridiculous In these

•™» towards foreigners on theot the ruling classes. H

"The change towards foreigners nas,Meed, been most marked," said M .Low., "The anecdote of the first wom_«'of American birth and f in ing

md, also, I think, the first - — -• of any.naUon-to put foolj uponChinese soil proves that. One ot these

Jito-^as.-an aunt nt, mine, a sister«tmy father, and the other-. w«i

\*w relaUva of hers, and younge'-\ Tndr adventure In China, I beUeve. l»

lot generally known. , , rhl-t "These ladles took passage «« ^"f uupon one pt my father's *»»££1 f On reaching port they went asn •

; >nd were at once the objectiw, utmost astonishment andt 'Almost as •P^dllyv.too. t n e ^ — -••, muttorings agafciat /.the two worn*>.,

wilieapsuasibwstdis!UIlie

c o r t a i l e d ^ U r t o p i ^ f e a jher. a girlish appearance, theyyears to her apparent age.

Garters for Short Socks.Garters for short socks for .tta. W

dies mre being made of bat rnbbKtostead of tho wider and more o«tp»nous garter rubber or the untidy notn

ing at tdL Usually it can

Ttotho ship's offlcers.that the %i<evils,' as tiie authorities descthe amiable ladies, should bIj deported.-

» "At once assurances were »-1 (tithorKIes that the two ladiesI; totenUon of Interfering In f6- vith Chinese customs:,t**1 u

"'"• com* t»-CWn» on_ . a A A ^ •_ -A^^ok a * A w Sft4FH

the

^ s t r a n g e . t -1

on a Famous Forgeryghows Stephen French Was

, in Doflus Proxy Incident i, Had Much to Do Wlfjh

"Cleveland's Elevation.

i « j In 1882 that the name otCleveland first became a

Jd one thtdtfgbMrt th* wintry.'ivear be was elected governor, fork, over Charles J. Folger

of nearly two hundredTwo years later be was

mt-elcct, his seconl phenome-victory resulting directly

• ill first, which was due in noI measure to tho famous forged

state convention was•'to. select lt« gubernatorial

tate. A desperate struggle was> way to secure control ot tho

iinliera through. Its organizationthe «lato committee. "S^fhe-friends

fprtsldent Arthur were backing hla•f of the_treasurj.,...Mr. Fol-tho nomination. At the height

I friend" of»before tho state committee"

_j a telegraphic proxy which en-I him to aorve_ln place of WU-

I H. Robertson, collector of tho; o( Now M rk. Thla proxy de-fatl tho control of the conven-ed'assured" :Cno?notalnatton.-of.

[But Falser had not been nominatedkpnf«bofore. Collector Robert-

sted by Mr. French. Instantly" the"•am became a powerful Issue In

. campaign, helping materially to•at Folger. And/ as for French,

ho denied forging It, he bo-»« known far arid wide derisivelyt French, he'beQame an out

i nnknown.

itefirwnr-whlch-ii:Ito shake great events, was sprung, I|ut able, to offer some hitherto utt-

.evldence In Support of Mr.i _ pfteach'a! dcciafatlon^lnatj uereHdrhott f tho telegram, that hie was made

|to miter Innocently. My authority inRe-

Ijatllcan candidate for.congrc'ssima'nOT'

|!iWlh.m2vind-te::j^»KtS*nea<I'of

lae ot the big shipping Intere'sls "of|Xe» tofk harbor.

"Mr; French and I had connectinglimns la tho hotel at which we were|itopplng for tho convention," sold Gen.

friends, and we sat up quite late 'theevening before tBo convention met.chatting with politicians, and 1 thinkIt was about J o'clock in tbe morningwhen we went to bed. The situationwas then all In the air. Nobody couldtell how the convention would be or-

"At ten o'clock the next morningthere camo t Berks of very loudknocks upon Mr, French's door. Theyawakened me, for the door betweenour rooms was wide open; and as Ilooked at my watch to find out thetime I lieatd Mr. French growlingsleepily because be had been dis-turbed. But the hall boy shouted

foi you, Mr. French.' So hoarose,opened the door and took the. tele-gram. •

"I beard him tear open the envelope,and, an Instant later, heard him uttera very excited exclamation' of sur-prise, which sounded suspiciously like:'•Well, I'll be damned!" Then ho camohurrying-Into my worn '-HereJloH.-.

t i n o Ba'd eisiwdly. 'I wish youlopOrH:

- handed tna -the L E v a l I.read that Be had been, authorized byC l lCollector Robertson to act as hla

proxy In the state committee meeting.The telegram w a s signed "William H.Robertson." •

telegram, the only" jibing "that 'oiScurred to us was that Jud^e Robertsonwas'getting ready to resume friendlyrelations with the Arthur administra-tion, anl that this was bis way ofshowing It. We never doubted thegood faith ot the telegram, whichFrench, showed alter breakfast to v v i -OUB Republican leaders, and after-wards presented to the state commit-tee as his authority to act tor Mr.'Robertson. There wasn't a personwho saw It who doubted Us authen-ticity.

- "When the word did come that thetelegram had been forged poor Frenchwas thunderstruck. 'It will ruin ma

General Wood Joins in "Demandfor Their Adoption.

Next Congress Will Bs Ask«d for an.Appropriation of •500,000 that

v Uw Signal Offlee May PushExperiment*. ' ^

Washington.—Major-General Leon-ard, Wood, chief ot staff of the army.^ 0 ^ acting"fchleT Uljtntr officer, yth8 statement that efforts to obtainfunds from .congress at the next ses-sion, for an equipment ot aeroplanes,would be doubled..This decision has Just been reached,

.following the conclusion of the-signal

.offjee that the aeroplane In Its present•tate "is recognised/by every"frftferttr

p y ^ . , o f t e , , ,wlUT..Jbel|exethat I did not put up the job myself,"he said to me, adding, prophetically,'It will make a martyr of me." It did—poor French, with :.is broken heart,dying a few years later. 'unhenoredand unsung.'

"'Personally. 1 consider that myproof of his Innocence of tho forgery

-ll.complete; I_ knqw_V.

that StephenhlmselfTbatfFrench never sent

foTged—telugrnm:—HBui—who-dld-send.H-ftBH probably remain fore-rer an un-solved mystery of Amerlcaii' politics;"

(Copj-rlEht, 1910. by E. J. Edwards.)

it Smmd9! Mark Twain's Lifefamous Humorist, Having Lost His-Taste for Good -Tobacco,

One morning In tho late eighties Imet Mark Twain In tho office ot a mu-tual friend.

"I am come to see you on an errandof mercy," ho said, as he shook hands,

y l i f e . You must

ixplalncd to you what my present pur-pose Is, tbat my taste has deterio-

of •mypersonal- relation to .tobacco... Itbegan. I think, 'when I was a lad, andtook tho form of a quid, which I be-came an expert In tucking under mytongue. Afterwards I learned the de-lights of the pipe, and I suppose therewas no other youngster ot my age whojcould .more deftly cut plug tobacco so

*#S*Sa^ctJt^vatPKTX^^^o»prtJ. . . . . .

««5fIt !, ; Xhaye^pjearcd unon the-streets these—=^>- silk hat and a BacTcoairThaveheen-silk hat and a BacTcoairThaveheen

told that this Is .a highly improperthing to do In Now York. and. whileI-am-BJemporary_Bo]mmerhere, I amanxious to observe the proprieties."

I saw that .behind this Jesting: MarkTwain- had a real purpose in* mind;

h ^ l d

have remarked that I am an Inveterate'consumer ot tobacco," he said. "ThatIs true, but my habits with regard totobacco havo changed. 1 have nodoubt tbat you will Bay, when 1 have

Wirst White Women in ChinaWith Astonishment and'Curl-

oslty. They War* Finally OrderedBack to Their 8hlp aa MostUndesirable "Foreign Devils."

Seta Low, who Is known In na-I ttonai. education circles aa a formerI president of Columbia' university. In[national philanthropic circles as aI maker of numerous munificent gifts,( n O n 'polltics"M"a~rormer- mayor • ot.

isw York city, and also of Brooklynhen tho latter was an Independenttj, HOB ono ot a company ot gentle-

[ nen who had met to discuss the twen-[tlelh century industrial and commer-

•1 awakening of China. Mr. Low'sfather, the lato A. A. Low, gained his

e.and established a worldi " ~ " h tune.nd esta

reputation " M ~ "a""*"merchant,tttough the great commerce estab-lished by his house wltb China. He

,v«s owner of some of the clipper.iklps which made America famous onftl???? sixty odd years ago.

Of the men wh"o met •wltbr<Mr.-Lowttero were several who had recentlyken In China, and thye told from per-•°nl knowledga' of the great changes

-place in'the empire, and par-rly:of,;ths. nw»iflJld,-.;friendly, attl:towards foreigners on>'lKe7"jart

otthe ruling classes. ."The change towards foreigners has,™«d, been most marked," said Mr.">'•. "The anecdote of the first won-'" of American birth and training—

""I, also, I think, the Brat wblto wom-«o of any-nation to put foot uponChinese soli proves that. Ono of these

U i a i e s j . a , . n t ^t mlne^ajlster• > «t my father, and the other.- waiT^a-

relatlve of hers, and younger,f adventure in China, I believe, Is

' »°t generally known. ', These ladles took passage for Chi-V:ta upon one ot my father's clippers-' On reaching port they went ashore,

*»* were at once tie.objects of the"tmost astonishment and curiosity.'Almost as speedily:, too. there camemost as speedlly.Vtoo, the

'. muttorings agatist/,tho twoB « so much, from the merchants as

> U i o ship's officers that the foreign<8TUs,' as the authorities describedwe amiable ladies, should be lnstant-*» deported.^ . •

---"At once assurances were given the' 'othorKles tbat t|M two ladles bad nointention of Interfering in any way

Alth Chinese.customs: that they hadcome> t o China on a snip of

- i inztooa t a

The expianatlbn did not make thoslightest difference; In fact, the rulingclasses Insisted moro strongly thanbefore that the ladles should be de-portee". At last, the authorities pro-nounced sentence, so to speak. Theysent word to all the native merchantsthat unless the two American womenwere at once placed on hoard ship andkept there, and from off Chinese soil,until the vessel sailed, an edict wouldbet issued -wMch.jwquld permanentlyprohibit any farther commercial Tehv'tlons ot any sort with the firm of A-A. Low & Co.

"Tho merchant knew that tho-rui-ing classes meant " h a t t e r " »the officers otknow that the

the vessel llkewlsoauthorities were • l

dead earnest, and with neither officersnor-merchants-lanxlouB.to have (,thothreatened edict Issued, the tadle».were at once escorted back tQ Uelrquarters aboard ship and kept thereuntil after the vessel had cleared theharbor and all danger was past of

large commercial relationsU k - t C h l n [ l

and America. - V'--,-..-' _."That, gentlemen, was the China ot

1840 and' tn'ereabouU."..(OjpyrlfiW, MIO. by E. J. EdwardO

pre-

V | . the Franking PrlvilegetoORepresentative Champ • Clark

dicts that ultimately the governmentt i l l do away with the franking pWvHege on Its letters and substitute lumpappropriations to cover the pos ago onsuch mall, and Mr. Clark says that in-

" such ^ ^ n d o u s ahus^o

stampsays, "averages one

"which I have to pay. out-

congress,uments to a

member otloc-

eflt ot the people; not *• membere . : J ! L . We have carried public d.

.ridiculous extent InthlsEngland tho people can-

budget. •4-HIs tawsult

man

Atchlso* eiobe.

mote, but sooner or-biter the aeroplane vil) be the greatest factor o i lthe century in' the world's affairs.']Kar.ltt'ac.,reaaon)j, l.shall use my In i'nuenco'ttTlhc:^iJsm«:^7Bi(44a tea^1'from congress•t'6"enaS!«rth«rarmT"tocarry tm experiments and trials. .

"What I have said heretofore, espe-cially In favor of the dirigible ballooi^;la not to be construed aa being astatement against, the utility or thepossibility of the aeroplane. Just atpresent tho dirigible can carry moremen and more supplies, and Is. per-haps, more dependable than the flyingmachine. But this will not precludemy favoring the. aeroplane tor thearmy., ' •.

of course. andTtTisaholl be abla to get a generous amountso that no pains need be spared Indoing everything we can to bring outthe salient .points ot the craft tbatpromises so much." ^ .

The nativity of the forolgn nationsin-aerial' military^ i)rep*r»tlnna .«a»worth noting," said Major Squler.. "Ihave witnessed many of the meetsand experiments, and the' success thatattended them is certainly promising.

• the trials In tho United States,which has been ton first country torecognize and bring out the possibili-ty of iong-dlstanco aviation when theWright brothers flew from Fort Myerto.Alexandria, ond back.forat^bonus otmore than 130,000, came to a'stand-still many montbs ago because of lackof funds.Instrument of Offent* arid Defense.

"I sincerely hope tbat^wo can alignourselves with ' the other powers Inthla problem. . For there Is no limitto- the aeroplane.. As it stands todayIt 1B the' recognized complement ofttio powers'" armamqnti It- Is un In-Wrnnnnit-of-offens6-and-dofonso,_!ins!.disassociating It from militarism, its' K d 4 H t i f f l Y i l U j

Major-Qenera? Wood.

be a satisfactory complement of ltamilitary and naval services."

Tho amount wanted will be 1500,000,*c«5ord)n« tai Major, Squler, althoughthlB estimate may be increased" atconferences to be held In Novemberbetween Secretary ot War Dickinsonand Secretary of the Navy Meyer. It

g pmoney In hlB- annual message.• In Its future, experiments the UnitedStates will be the first nation to tryto combine wireless telegraphy withthe aeroplane.- Major Squire said thisla one of the many possible" uses ofthe aero, which, he added, 1B In every

58enfle?of.iha-;word.inn..singine of offense-^^e'tew^lpra??®iSS^f5p

a time when ^of my youthful ambitions—I could buythe choicest Havana cigars withoutseriously,,lnterferlng_wlthTny Income,

smoked a good many, changing" offfrom the Havana cigars to the pipe inthe course of a day's, smoking.

•It-dWnbtQuitit t u l t n i : r j utlclpatlona. I experimented.""t Bought"what was called a seed leaf cigar witha Connecticut wrapper. After awhile 1became satiated of these and Isearched for •something else. The

ment for the United States "arinynow much mor«i apparent than ever.Major Squler, who has Just returnedf E h h ] t o e d 1 t hmaneuvers of the armies and navIeBof.^overal nations, found.' unusual ac-

In this hew branch of the serv-

of untold benefit to humanity."Just at present, while congress has

designated tho Blgnal office as havingauthority over aeroplanes and dlrlgVbles, we have neither the funds nor*the;reeiulred Bombw-otittreji lor. anorganized aerial corps.

"We shall again submit a requesttor an appropriation, and it congressconsiders .It -favarablr j»e,jBhaU not

to,theIn mechanism sincef two" yeara irgo;not in general contour, and those ottoday, are .vastly superior to tho onesot tho recent: past. Thei-o Is lessguesswork about traveling In .them."-

Asked about- tho possibilities of fir.Ing or dropping projectiles from an

1*HREESohy Sciml Uut . f« Stft IB, » »

Spactany Artutcd lor

1'KXT.—M»llli»w I2;15-5I.-46. Mfinory vorsea 3T-J9 .GOLDICK T10.VT.—"RinJcr Ihcrtfor*

unto Cne«Ar-th«'.things which''»r*»l!fu>iuir>; auO unt» O«l the things thator« U o d V - Mal i . : : : ; : .

TIMl:.—Tueatlny. April U. A. t>. » .The same iln>' AH <iur lant lesson.

PI.AOK.— Tho Cuurt ot tho Tempi* laJerusalem. ' -• ••'Suggestion and Practical Thought;Tlto rnlera yt. the. Je*». bad deter-

mined em • the ^eat^ot^ae'ii«i,iMa.rte '11:18V. and wcro now seeking someway of ensnaring Jeius Into express-Ing opinions which could be used as anaccusation for which he could be con-victed In the courts. Hut by Jesus' an-swers Divine truth, was inado more

The question vras"asicelt"'Dy*">B*'*Hy"combination of two parties. It was, IsIt lnwful to Rive tribute to Caesar, ornot? The Pharisees sent their disci-ples, learners, students, who wouldcomo a3 those who wanted to learn,and not an Die .teachers who, beingsupposed to know, would appear to bemerely wanting to entrap Jesus, "AcunnlnK device." These would rcprocent oho eider' of tlio question, opposedto paying tribute to-Caesar,

""Fierce opposition was otfered totho tribute law . . . which was regard-ed as an Impiety, inasmuch aa no Lordcould bo recognized but Gad. . . .Others ottered opposition to they legalIty of the tax, while one leader, Judahof Unruala, associated with a Phariseenamed.Zadok. formed a party to workanls,)i:_on_thl^llno_of attack. Then vcn-~geanco was sworn agaInsT"-"w'lle$niS"O.ejj-_p.r Bhoulrt transgress the Mosaic law,and the Zealots' 'tt'iirc' p'loxia "assassins-who-imposed upon IlieVriselve.s the aa>cred obligation's of killing all trans-gressors ot the law."

The Merodlann were adherents ol•the Hcrodd, .who ,o.w.ed "what powerthey possessed to the. Homon govern-ment. "They vied With the SadduceaIn skepticism, and with the Greeks Inlicentiousness, pandered to , the vlco

r _ _ i ^ T ,__ 4jfrirelty.t>f the'HereMlB and truckleelhave-chang^el^MiihbLrTOMlSS;g^s^*ifeiiSftSSi(*t«t4,^

the other elde of-tho quesUou. favoring -tribute to Caesar, and opposed to theMcsslatilc hopes of the. Pharisees.

No matter which side Jesus took Itseemed Impossible for him not to serl-eiiisly datunrc hla cnusei. If ho. decidedfor cither Jarty, tho other would be his

*at*sft

;nct^W»B«"iniflJgbt"^'P^'^'T" at; • flnomyi.He was.snUltiR between Scylla'bigiranHuiK;<'MWor^W^^^. 'S!!!! n5*jW.-,7?W:'.J^f.bRHt..W!!s?'lS?i0!f 1 r '8 n i t 0 Pa^ taxes/he ^Sulet'bft'in tol-'1-

to the aeroplane [ ^Accurate Dropping Tests.

•"In our few experimental flights"orahgea and pieces of lead pipe _havebeen thrown down, i dp not yet knowwhat marksmanship was obtained, but

[cert5ormanrhaflHi^«jJaljBattalll(on|. J h a t ^Us,_ are, not difficult is known

g^fois irecom^mo. - I t •certainly, had r the merll 6fcheapness. If that he a merit In tobac-co, and I experimented with tbe stogie.Then, once more, I changed off. BO thatI might acquire tho subtler flavor otthe Wheeling toby. Now that has"palled, and I havo been looking aroundNew York in the hopo ot finding cigarswhich would seem to most people vile,tut -which, 1 am sure, would be am-brosial to me. I can"t find any. Theyhave put into my hands-some ot thoselittle things that cost ton cents a box,but they are' a delusion. 1 would soon-er smoke sweet fern cigarettes.

"So I want to know If you can directme- to-en-honest ..tohacco._merchantWho' will tell mo what Is the worBt;cigar In the New York market, ex-cepting those made for Chinese con-sumption—I want renl tobaccei—andit you will do this, and I find tho manIB as good as nls word, I will guaran- jtee him a regular market for a fals.amount of his cigars.",,-L.saw_Mark_Twain was really Inearnest, and, affer" making-*ome-In-quiry, took him to a tobacco dealerwho 1 knew would tell the truth: who;if a cigar was*bad, would boldly sayBO. I introduced tho humorist to this,man, explaining our errand, and h«"produced-what^ he .-called:., tho.very,worst cigars- he had ever had In hlashop. He let Mark Twain experimenlwith one. then and there. The testwas satisfactory. . ..*".;'.'.t'lbW jfe'after all.vthe real thing/exclaimed Maf£:«Hh-deltBht~»t.wltt-now negotiate for.a box br them sothat I may be sure of having themhandy when I want thorn." .

A few minutes later, with a hundredof those awful affairs tucked fondlyunder his arm, with one of them scent-,ing up the. whole neighborhood fromIts.position between hlB lips, and withtho parting assertion .that ho had dlB-

called, are the beat for me, after a;

Mark Twain went happily to hlahome. And I afterwards learned thatfor some months he was*, a steady purchaser of -those cigars.

(CopyriBhti MM. by E. J. B*ward«.)

•"""•" Insures Everything.-. "The Britisher's favorite gambling Is

Insurance gambling. He will take oula policy against anything from tht- "•- • *••- ' - • - - to the loss,of a

rlne Insurance gambling by those whohave no direct Interest In the safetyof a ship or Its cargo grew Into suchabuses that parliament has been comnellod to pass * drastic act to preventmen gambling on marina accidentsand lone* Met those not.»th«r»rt»« con-

The Aeroplane

England allots Its dirigibles to thenavy and the aeroplanes to the army;France has a mixed system, while theUnited States has placed It In the careot the signal office, which Is equal to

Joint ownership by the army andanavy.

the aero-today is In

ot pcrfecUon, taking into considera-tion every difficulty It is likely to en-counter. The United States, in own-Ing, a Wright biplane-of a model twoyears old, has an engine that hassince been outclassed by the Improvedmachines used so. successfully byQlenn H. Curtlss, Charles K. Hamil-ton and Louis Paulhan In their long-distance flights.

"There is no limit to the posslblll-l^c?tholeropiWood. "I am heartily In-favor of ex-perimenting as much aa possible inthis new branch ot sciencw, which hasno limit, in view of the1 limitless field—tha tjv-rtt has to itself.

Neatf run* for Day»l«pm«nt.-It .Bay b * one T***. It Mpr * •

Reports from everywhere that experi-ments of this sort havo been madeshow the aeroplane* in a credlta*loperformance. • . -

"Signaling from aeroplanes has notyet been attempted, the wireless hav-ing, so far, been attached only to thedirigibles."' Yet the receiving wire

aeroplane just

loon. ' It Is so slight and of so littleweight that it 7 would not affect thocraft's balanco or direction In the air.' "Briefly, there are so many goodpoints in favor ot this science thatwe shall never cease In our activityto do everything we can to bring Itout and demonstrate Its usefulness tothe government and to the people ingeneral." "^ l t i l i ^ l . ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^Inson and Meyer had reached a favor-able nndersundlng abou't aercplanes,and that this was of a character thatwould lead the president to makespecial reference to the appropriationof |S00,Q00 in hi* forthcoming "me»-

criminal. His enreer would be ended.If he said It was lawful for the Jews,_thxr Brent mass of the pooplo would boagaTnst him. and ho would ilose : hla .hold upon them; for they hated the JRoman government, and one of tho-te&Attd,,Srejitest things they expected

this-subject Ion •: z.tO5 .ft -; foreign; • ppwwy"•fhe ta'xe>s'weTe-a"eonstant eausa of, _,revolt."

They any unto htm, Caosnr'nI pronounced Kalsar by Romans andGreeks. It Is the German kaiser and

,. Jlupslnn czrir). "Rondor therefore unto:vacfiBr.-u^oAnmgsLwn^cn^TA5_vucsaT:i*r!jMt ••Tho Image and superscription on thocoin Implied, the sovereignty of Caesar.Tbe Jews, by using tho coins, In so farwere served by the Roman govorn-ment. They therefore owed It somosorvlco in return. This Borvlce was thopayment of taxes. ..- • • .

"And unto God the things that areGod's." God as your maker, presorver,giver.of countless good gifts, ono ottho choicest of which was the gift ofhis Son, their MesBlah.'had a right toclaim love and obcdlcnco from thom.

Christians have to live In countriesjwhero- the government Is not perfect,"nndltTBTJhelr duty ta;bo good t.Itljen*_Jin them, the heat citizens they have.^Thls was one ot tho ways by whichChristianity conquered the Roman em-pire. To have fought the empire withtheir worldly weapons would havebeen ruin; as Christ himself said:"For nil they that take' the sword shallperish with tho sword" (Matt. 20:52).:._God'n ImaRo Is stamped in tho soulof man. it"is'sbnwU'mc'inwn'cfrin tho •mire of slri, dimmed by the friction otworldly cares, bent and. distorted bywrongs done and wrongs received; butevery man was created In the Imago otGod. This.makes It possible to be re-stored, to re'celvo'lho fuller, sweeter, •more perfect Image ot God's holiness.

When Tamerlane) was In his wars,ono of his captains dug up a great potof gold, and brought It to him. Tamer-

•4&uo-'fi&l£jcd.".iVsr.bether''it"hH'd* his'fsther flstamp upon ltj'but"wnon'B'e*BiWit bo* 'tbe Roman stamp, and not his father's,he would not own 1L ' •

A lawyer, a scribe, a student andteacher ot tho law, asked, "Master,which is the great commandment olthe law?" Tempting, him, testing htmto see .what kind of an answer tbewise teacher would give to one of the

he realized that Jesus had answeredwisely the Sa'dducee's question (Mark).

All we have and are' we owe tohim; and the only way In which wecan make any return is to love himand obey him In love. That Is all thatIs ours to give; to withhold It is unut-terably mean.- "The best thing In manIs love, nnd God wants the b_e.$t."..Suchlove not only honors God, but elevatesmaiw.-LQVij.iB the most ennobling actof theibul;"an"d"ih'S"no^the object and the more Intense thelove, so much the more is the one whothus loves ennobled, purified, enlarged,exalted in nature. In Um are foundall that ought to move the highest s>lections of men.

. Mm emphatically. OscUred Hawas Not a Pillow, aut Upon

: After he had roughly shaken qS the,h«ad of the- third belated psisengeron the after-mldnlgbt train who hid•ought repose on his shoulder, tbestout man proclaimed In a voice loudenough to be beard by .everybody In.the car. that the next time anybodywent to sleep with his head pillowed

• -head aigood ptSebiiiv"tBatV ^hie5 bewould do. \_ '.-.

Tbe stout man's wife said:. "Sh-sh-sh, James. Don't get so violent"

"Vtolentt" said tbe stout man. T v ea right to be violent I'm no pillow,r m no feather bed. if anybody thinks

!»how him."- ' " ; "**"J

At the next station two womencams In and found seats near tho•tout man. Presently the younger andprettier of the- two began to nod,Lower and lower drooped her head,and soon It found a .substantlsVresUIng place. The stout man sat still;

. so very still did he sit that his wife- wondered what bad. happenea tp him.

She leaned over and looked past hisbulky trams to find out Her faceflushed.

' "Why, James," she said, Indignantly,"don't you remember what you saida little while ago about punchingheads? There's a bead on your shoul-'der now."

"Is there?" said tho stout manjneeMy. —I. hadn't noticed It"

Are Regularly Employed by EuropeanCountries to Securs Each Oth-

er's Secret*.

It may be remembered that a shorttime ago some valuable admiraltyplans disappeared from Chatham, saysLondon Tit-Bits. Mr. McKenna, thefirst lord of the admiralty, admittedthat they hadbeen stolen, but a mys-tery surrounded" their disappearance.It Is now suggested that a well-knownInternational woman spy, who is ever

or French government, wag,, responsi-ble for the disappearance j! of thoseplans. It Is known that sho wna Inthis country for Bome weeks prior totbe Incident and it Is supposed thatduring that time sho engfhceredsjheplot which resulted in the vanishing

f p p p r i ;Whatever truth thorp may bo In the

story It Is a very feasible one, for It! is usually women who prove the most

successful spies. "When It .comestrlckrry and running," aaUh a wellknown detective to the writer on oneoccasion, "there Is no match for aclever woman. If flie la pretty Intothe bargain, I would baclr her to beattW

waa any bead- punching to-be done'somebody besides the stout man wouldhare to do i t

"James!" said his wife significantly.He wriggled, uneasily until the head

was gently dislodged, then the stoutm s a and bin. wUft changed places. .

SMALL DOUBT SHE HEARD ITUnd»r the ClrpumiUncei

Little Murmurliifl. v -

"Really, Jane," remonstrated hermistress, "you muBt learn to bo morecareful, and test tho eggs before youmix them In the pudding! Now, nKood way of testing isito take an eggIn your hand; swing it around a few

Like a dutiful cook, Jane promised- la future to obey her mistress', In-

structions, and that snmo night there

At least, there was to have been hot;baked custard. But at tho crucial mo-ment Jane appeared - upon the scene,

atalned Xace,.. „..„•;,,!.,,. ;....... ,r.;r.,;.. ,-.«.• f:^"Well,! jane£? anxiously. Inquired her.

mistress. - • -"Please, mum," gasped the saddened

•errant,, "there's a little somethinggone,wrong. I was a-testln' the egg,as'iyou told me, and, a-swlngln' It

/JTOtttti.wkco.lt-fllipiwd-iHrt-cf mybandi1

«n* blesseartf it didn't biff my police-man In tbe eye as be was watchln'ma through the window. An', please,mum," concluded the cook, breakingdown utterly, "I think It was a goodegg. too, for I listened, and I heard• murmurin'—ob, quite a loud mur-( B u r l n V m u m l " - r '••: •..••••

Qood 8troke of-Business."By having a record kept at tho

cashier's desk of pay checks which pa-trons fall to turn In I sometimesmake up my losses," said the propri-etor of a large New York restaurant,"Today a man got a check for 65 cents.

- -To the cashier he presented o n o forS6 cents.. Tbe latter glanced at hismissing check card, discovered that', It was one of. tbe listed ones. Detain-ing the man, he notified me. After be-ing confronted with the waiter thebeat wanted to pay both checks. I or-dered a policeman summoned. Tbeman's pleading led me to'show htm the

- list of missing-checks, which amount-ed to something like $80, saying that Ididn't know but that «-o was tho causeof them all. Ho offered to pay (he lotif the matter would bo dropped, andthis proposition I accented." ;

v Oliver Plunkett. _J, "Bleated Oliver Plunkett" whose,beatification has been approved of bythe Vatican council, is the famous

iprtmsto of Ireland, who was. executed

at high treason. There Is an excel-lent contemporary portrait of him Inthe National Portrait gallery. Trafal-gar square. v In 1679 he was arrestedon the charge of conspiracy to bring

_ JW.000 Frenchmen into Ireland, and' of bavins levied money from his

clergy for the purpose of maintaining70,000 men for an armed rebellion,

-principal-witnesses- against- himwere tome disreputable priests andfriars whom be had suspended for badconduct Bis bead'is still preservedIn a convent at Droghe'da.

Th» Bam Gallon.The barn gallon was. tho name glv

n an old form of milk measure InjngUnd. Its use is now Illegal.

• tboogh It ta still retained In tho Lon-

»la used in documents, to overcome tbeIt Is expressed as. "per lot

pints." The bam gallon ropro-17 pints ot milk, or two gnl

l and one pint, and la a relic of thei days when the dairyman thoughtcessat-y to have an extra flnt glv-

t'zn, with two gallons from the /arm.order to counterbalance tbe

tlvamount Joat .In measuring tbe^jpOp/a ia*U, quantities Ipa. Us

••• * *— • • • * » t - ^ " " f tJ4"is£ .'o-'ti'-*1-^

«n. ii

nine times out of ten."7 And, Judgingfrom tho success of women In'uecretservice -work. It would nec-m that thetribute Is in no wny*exaggurated. '

It Is only a short time ngo that, nbeautiful nnd fashionably dressed jteacher of languages, Frauleln Peter-son, about 25 years of age, was^ arrest-ed'-at-Klel-U*-<3«rmany,~on- suspicion-

Vls'ltfn of WhaJ May Com* to' PassIn the Rearrangement .of E »

Istlng Conditions. , '

„ The man of tbe future sat patientlydarning the family socks. From time(o time his mild blue eyes glancedwearily round at the pVIe of mendingat bis elbow, and be sighed as hethought, of Murphy, the raw Irishman,who needed Incessant instruction - Inthe most elementary details. o j tbeculinary art Two noisy, sturdy girls

"aesretjttiiiB ,Ils;-lieorijitb*, while. th.,1gentle little brother "sat Quietly-b> hisfather's side, .studying pictures to anold book of bygone fashions, whichappealed naturally to the domestic in-stinct of the little man.

"Look, father," he' murmured, point-Ing to an old print of the year 1909.

SUMR A NELD v.; (HE BODY

has on. What are they? Did menreally wear these, then?" /

!lYes, dear," repllod his father, lay-Ing down, his needle for a moment andbending pver the page. "1 never sawany, but father once told me thatgrandfather wore them when be wasa boy. They called them trousers I"—Tlt-DItS.' • w

SEX EVEN IN BREAD MOLDS

Scientific Discovery That Will Tendto Astonish the Unthinking

'Layman.

ta .bave..entere<l Into a Joys affair, de-liber'n JeJy~ witii ~. n •• noneommlssioijodofficer nnmed Dietrich, of the expWslves department, for the purpose ofInducing him,,to, divulge • ImportantGerman nnvnl secrets.

Dietrich, flattered by the attention

her nothing, and at-tho tlme'ofarrest wns said to have heon supplyinghor with tho formula for the manu-facture -of the German Briiokcless-pow.

Invented) and- the- situation of - theport mines. To disguise her true oc-cupation she posed as a teacher ofanRtiagcs. Suspicion was : directed

against her on account of tbe ampleunds with which slio was always pro-

vided and of her fear of giving tho po-ice the customnry notice of her fre-

yscoplc studies Is that of sex In bread

Z l lsearch It Is announced that-a distin-guished scientist has found that theseminute fungi, the lowest order of plantlife, possess the' characteristics ofplants of the highest type, and havethe powor of reproducing their kindM ^ t d d l f f tIn addition to giving new life fromone. Tlie precise meaning and value

the_.fact. that

Tho pcoplo on Droadway.New York,were BtartlciT ono night recently hy

earing the screams of a child comlnpapparently - from * j dress-suit- £aspwhich a dark, smootlt-shavon man wascarrying uptown. So piercing wereho cries that thetman was watched

; growd surrounded Jilniv^nd InsistedW^hts'bpcMIig;^i^^n^^''i&^k^p^0al|8^lips tight shut, and continued to walkup Bsoadway, clinging to his dress-sult case, from which the screamsapparently continued to come. Event-ually a constable put )ilm under' arr;

ie expecteiito find a baby dotitiledup In It, but Instead he found n grln-njng stone Image culled a manikin'.The prfsoner pr6ved to be a ventrilo-quist engaged In a Broadway concerthall, who bad adopted this uniquemethod ot cheap advertisement. : _L"

Prank Had Tragic Ending.An oxtraordlnnry affair IB reported

rom La Amoro. Eighty fierce Spanishbulls were penned In tbe station await-ng to be conveyed to various parts ofhe "country for bull-lighting purposes.

A party of carnival: revelers bent onmischievous fun threw some explosivesamong thov animals, causing thorn toitampcdq. The Infuriated beasts broke

down tho frail .woodon fence and bolt-ed out of tho station, making for thoown, about a mile distant. The towns-

folk beard tho trampling: of tho ap-proaching herd, and as many as couldrando for shelter. The benets rushedihj-ough-theHiow^knocking down and 'killing throe per-sons, and more or less seriously In-juring 18 others. A force of the civilguard was sent out to scour the coun-try with orders to shoot tlio bulls on

Fogs Made to Order. tAmongthemeahs'orjprbtocUng fruit

trees ngntnst frost practiced In Cali-.fornia* Ifl jtho-jprodnctlpjiit' pf-.log Jjy,

wagon carries a shcetlroii tank, theupper pnrt of which Is filled with wetstraw or similar material, kept moistby tho automatic Injection of waterfrom a cask, while near tho bottom Isa grate upon which tar is burned, ablast, operatod by a revolving fanServing .to maintain the combustionAH the' heat Is compelled to passtlirough-tlve^wet-straw-before reachingtho air ,and In conscquonco the wngonIs buried in a dense fog, and ns Itpasses between the rows of lo-nr treesit envelopes them In n mist so thickthnt tho driver is frequently cqmp-pellcd to lend tho horses.

p ^as Eharply differentiated as In humanbeings are far from settled, but thediscovery, If It bo a discovery, is amost important contribution to thefascinating pursuH of the, unknown Innature. Some of the microscopicslides show, it Is claimed, groups of

forest jungles.

v— Minute Measurements. ,f^.,...Because ;rtfi<r~Dalan<ie "wheels of

watches expand and. contract withchange's of temperature they runI l i t d l td

cumstances. By making them of dlf-terBB>'kinds M -meUxl^^ayiBgMittenai:degVees^of'ezpan'slp'n wTtnTncrease o(emperature,- tho effect of tholr

changes on the running of watchesmay be almost entirely eliminated.But in dealing with such a prolilem It

of-thoraetalnemplqyedr ™ •.-—--•A means of measuring it is fur-

nished hy an instrument' called ndllatometer, In which a system of deli-cate loyers.or a chain at gear wheelsmagnifies the motion qf a pointer overa graduated scale hundreds of time.*Al~a~meetUH3 6f~ the Physical societyIn London not long ago a dilatometerwas exhibited which had a magnillca-tlon of 1,500 times, so that the changein tho length of a piece of steel,causedby a single dsgrco of rise or fall oftemperaturct was clearly measured byi t . • . ,-"' " > ' •

,—r—€at's-dense-qf Local i ty;—rA kitten nbout^slx months old wnc

taken to n, house~n few miles distantfrom Its birthplace, confined In a room'and tenderly cared for during a week,and then, set at liberty. It was sup-posed to have become habituated toits new surroundings, but it returnedto its old home on tho day of Its re-

Eer"'THo"''s6h"se"or'lbcalKy~and'"ui-''rectlon was exhibited still more strik-kingly by an'old tomcat, which wasstolen and carried, a distance of 20miles, confined in a bag. Tbe,cat wasimprisoned, but made its escaj>e,_and

state at tho home of its former mas-ter, which was separated from thatof the thief by a-high wooded cliff.—Scientific American;

• A Husband's Pledge.A wealthy middle-aged divorcee who

married n good-looking and ' com.panionable young fellow, pennljesshlmsolf, Is said to have exacted fromhim, as "part of the marriage contract,{ho pledge that ho would spsni everyevening of his ,Hfo with her. Theywere inveterate1 theater-goers until hisdeath. Which seems to corroboratethe curious story. Many women wouldlike to have tho same power of keep-ing their husbands at borne.—NewYork Press. ,

In Modern Times."Hang it all, Ethel, must your aunt

go along?" ^"Yes, George; but when every-

thing's going nicely you can pretend

chlnery and that It's "absolutely"necesi'sary to lighten ship BO WO won't benil killed, and then we'll drop auntieoverboard with the. parachute."Ufc. -

• (May Demolish Heligoland.A strange proposal hns been mndo in

Heligoland, •which, Ifeiplto" vast™ex-penditure;* still continues to crumble'away. The proposal Is—unless someBchcme of preserving il ran be found—to blow up the entire island. Ap-

' parently .the,Idea Is, In the event otlwar, Heligoland would need to be -very slrorig(y defended.lest it Bhould . * Points of View.bs. seized and used na an advance base , "Does your wife, object to lafe.dln.of operations against Germany. The;-_ne*sTJ .> >trouble does, not lie with the risk of i " l ' * u depends,',' said Mr. Meekton'It* oelng>el»>d so much, asr with, tbrj^^wtother Uu>£iu*e i« a baseball

, J & ! « «*"having to defena \\S ~ * ' ? $ & M M $ $ ? t ^ & y '

Country VWtWto CityDisadvantages of Subway

Entrances.

A genial Joshua, who runs a chickenplantation and cornstalk refinery downIn the Salem county section of Jersey,came to this city the other day to buya pair of winter boot* and a box ofaxle grease, says the PhiladelphiaTelegraph. After rambling around Inthe ferry xone for a while he bravelycut" loose and started up MarketStreet. ' .

He-bianot .;'siyjiatt.',e!npjloj-e.-,of,, the,. v..Electric:~Compiny~'liftctb'»h-manholo and crawl down Into theconduit chamber. Evidently the sightfilled Joshua with much thought, forbe gazed earnestly toward the man-hole for a minute or two and thenwent over to a cop who was holdingfoat to a sunny spot on the corner.

"Excuse me, conBfabie^Bafd'JcWbuaiaddressing the police person, "buthain't they got a railroad down In theground under this street?"

"They certainly have," Indulgentlyanswered the officer. "K Is the sub-way." /

"Thet's what they told me," re-sponded the farmer, with anotherglaneev-toward::;the center of thestreet, "but I h^"t::"'never~iieeH'ylt:J

Howsomever, I ]es' seen a fellercrawlin' down ter ketch a tra,ln, an'sez I to meself, them boles may be allright for ther men passengers, butthey must me mighty derned .oncon-venient fer the women folks."

KrfOlVOSlilJmJRE^FTLTErl

.4dulta. According to EminentAifthorlty.

"Give chUdrm plenty of pore tagu,taffy and butter scotch and they'llhave UtU« need of eod liver oiL". sayaDr. Woods Hutchlnson. "In short,sugar Is, afUr meat, bread and but-Nter "easily- our next most Importantand necessary food.' You can put thismatter to a test very easily. Just leavooff the pie, pudding- and other dessert*at your lunch er midday dinnerYou'll'Jb4rMtonlabed'to find1'put.<howiquickly yeuil feel'empty* again,

Water Lotus Has Power to Purify8Undlng Water—Never Falls

to Do Its Work.

There Is a plant growing in thesouthern waters of the United States

vf being able to render we'most? Im-pure standing water perfectly healthy.

ilsts-of-leaves-about-thealze'Of-thelead of, 8; pin, and roots so fine as toiBcape notice save under a micros-

copic Inspection.Where It grows at all, it covers the

Water, and to the casual observerlooks like a coating of green scum.BuUwhereverJt dpes_appear_tbe wa-

rnarked Is this property that families

the lotus Is abundant are known tohave better general health than thosetaking their drinking water from

ciety, and a great love of the* beauW-f u L ' . ' . ' . • • '

It Is often transplanted Into ponds,bayous and takes, spreads with won-,derful rapidity and never falls to do

J

:.':.;;.:„•.. .A'- D i a m o n d iC»ndl»<« »'-•;••-•; • " "Many diamonds which have been

exposed to sunshine give out light onbeing placed in a dark room. Whenplaced in a vacuum and exposed to ahigh-tension current of, electricity,

Bffi'68SJ¥dp p r Vdifferent colors. Most So»th Africandiamonds, under these circumstances,exhibit a bluish light, while diamondsfrom other parts of the world shinewith such colors as bright- blue, apri-cot, pale blue, red, yellowish green,orange and pale.green.' In a lecturedelivered In London, Prof. Crookesstated that one beautiful green dia-mond In his collection, when phosphor-escing in a good vacuum, gave almostas much light as a candle. The lightwas pale green, almost white. -

After the Rats. •^s:n_epjmtfjrjBermany_.haa.. fewer,

rats than any other in the World. ThisIs due to the interest taken by thegovernment in their destruction: If aboy applies to the mayor of his townhe is furnished with traps and paidhalf a cent for every skin he brings.In large towns there are 100 boys atwork all the time. The cost of traps,nnd.s bait makes each _ nkln t cost - thegovernment about a penny, but asevery rat destroys five dollars worth ayear, this makes a tremendous saving.

The mice, though destructive, arenot looked after by the'government_tt Unexpected thatjgvery,,householdwill protect itself. However, a rewardof a penny is paid for every threeskins. ' • • - ••

The .Tall.,

gas, existing in a highly rarefied con-dition. Little particles of electricitycalled corpuscles, or. Ions, are beingconstantly given off at enormousspeed by the sun. Eaoh meteorite Inthe comet's head is surrounded by Itsown rarefied atmosphere. When on'eof these little ions strikes one of themolecules of gas In the comet's at-mosphere, It-carrles-i^oB wTthit-toform the taU. The electrical chargemakes the gas luminous, and It Is bythis light, and not by reflected sun-light, that the tall Is made visible tous. A comet's tall, therefore, seemsto bo merely a very*extended aurorea.—Century. , • ,

Dating Canned Goods.Dating canned goods'would, it la

few years, or !^tir'iho"buslness"iialbecome adjusted to the new condi-tions; but In the end many even nowbelieve that the Industry would bebelter off with tins dated. Therewould be less over-produetlon and aresulting Improvement In the marketto «ay nothing of added confidence laconsuming circlet. The advice of DrVVtley seems extremely pertinent, and

^eertataly worth careful considen•* from wlde^nraka'cattneta

rif'k

and talked

You can't get any workman to accepta dinner pall without pie In It Andhe's absolutely right the only thingthat can take the place of sugar isbeer or wine. It is a significant factthat the free lunch counters run inconnection, with bars furnish everyimaglnaMe'thimr except aweets. Eventhe restaurants and the lunch grillsattached to saloons or ban often re-fuse to serve desserts of any sort.They know their business. The moresugar and sweets a man takes at ameal, the less alcohol be wants. Con-versely nearly every drinking manwill tell you he has lost his taste forsweets. - Tbe naere candy a nationconsume*; iae tots ateoholr'-—- ™

CHARACTER IN FINGER NAILS

Informatlon That Will Be Taken bythe Wise for Just What It

_;_ ; jaJYW^hj .___; J_;__

It Is said there la aa much «bs*a c t o to be. otstrved. from a_ Persia'sfinger nails as from the ownert 'lacJtTThe following Indications are statedto be fairly correct

Those possessing Ions nails aregood natured aad self-confident, bntplacing very ltttle confidence In others,Broad nalta are supposed to belong to

were enough to reduce the most t.llant talker to the condition of athree Inside passengers of a Lonoabound coach, who beguiled the tedluof the: Journey from Southamptondiscussing tbe demerits of WllUsCobbett until'one of the party we.so far as to assert that the object itheir denunciation was » dometyrantr-grfen-to"b«itlffg-hliilirffe".

Much to his dlamay .the sollta,woman passenger, who bad hltherisat a silent listener, remarked:

"Pardon me, sir, a kinder husbaniand father never breathed, and I oueijto know, for I anilWllllam Cobb

,t,hb§e,,9ta,ivgenjtle^4:!ha|sh^,,*l«pp:sltlon. Little round nails are tkesign, of a person . who- Is'"" " ^

Anyo.?:wltifleshy nails Is said to be calm andease-loving, fond of eating and sleep-ing, and who would prefer a small in-come without Industry to much wealth'to, be acquired by activity and dili-gence. Pale or lead-colored nalUi be-long to the melancholy person, but

T' Disposition of the Confetti; ™ ~High and low be searched for the

bag of confetti he had brought horn*jon^th«_jpreviojia jgyenlna;Mfor__hjs.j|ori>and"'he"lr,*but'h'ls eflorts were" not re-warded with succow, f • Where os earthhad he put i t f What had become efit? With every minvte, he Decantmore irate, till finally he rang torBridget. "Bridget" he exclaimed tost-Uy, "did you see that bag of confetti Ibrought home last night for Freddli."Sure, an' 01 did, sorrT1 brogued «utBridget "But Ol didn't knew It wasonly for Mhaster Fred. Them's huthalf av It left now." "Only halt ot Itleft?" he cried. "What on earth haveyou done with the rest?" "Cooked Itav "cborse," retorted Bridget; "an* It'sfor yer own breakfast, with cresja, yehad it this mornln'!"

- Sleep and the Brain.When the brain is. at work marshal-

ing ideas, producing mental pictures',and calling into action stored-up mem-ories and Impressions, the cells of Itsmysteriously potent gray matter un-dergo a change-of-form— Cavities areformed In them, wblcb, as the brainbecomes wearied by long-continued ac-tion,- flU- with a watery fluid.' Fart ofthe substance of the cells appears tohave been consumed In the process ofthinking, but in the hours or Bleep theexhausted cells regain their originalform, the supply of recuperative ma-terial coming from the blood and onawakening, the mind finds its Instru-ment restored and prepared again foraction,

Not'AII<$ot."One thing I learned from art, any-

how," said the painter wha had goneInto the dry goods business. "Onething I learned, and at many a dinnerparty It has stood'me ta good stead.

at dinner parties I find, as like as hot,wfcen I take up oyster fork or spoonthat my hands are dirty—I'd forgot towash 'em! • .. .

"But I get out of this difficultyeasily. I rub my lnnch hooks cleanand white with bread crumbB underthe tabje. Ob, It ain't all rot art."

— ~One of Hli Worst,- "--••A receptacle containing a dark redbeverage—It-may have been merelytea—was brought on the table v

"111 play I'm hostess," said the'pro-fessor's granddaughter, "and aa I ama society lady, It is my duty to pour."

.7«.». let h « do I f said the pro-fessor. "Bhe's not only a Boclety Udybut she's a soeloty queen—and shenever reigns but she pours."

Otherwise, the funcUon was a- great

The Brute."Love," cooed. Mrs. simper "1

bought a necktie for you this moraineat a bargain sale." ^ ^

"Did you reallyT""Yes. And-boo! boo-yoa dont— to appreciate my Uionghtfutow,

HUMOR OF •OMfe'lNOPPOBREMARK8.

~ T - " "••*«# vi n o Qhrj

Have Bean Man of Tact, AdmlttJV^lmatlf Oullty of RldicM.

'..•.;.-. ,l»u» Blunder.Charles Dickens once wrote

friend, "I have dUUngulshed myi,two respects lately, i took a n

^ ^ ^ » ^ ^ W * j o dtoft^;:,

jw!»«,' iJtfifcV3 sjHirtHildf:-Jtt'-Qi6f inatuirlMr. Cheese, I found she wasCheese. And expatiated to the iber for'Mary.Iebone, thinking hibe an Irish member, on the •temptible character o l the MarylebconsUtnency and the Maryleboneresentatlve.v 1

Duval of Maryland, members o| agrasa durlnj; ^Washington's- admhitratlon, boarded at the bouse otMrs. Gibbon, whose daughters we.,well on in years and remarkable fotalkativeness. "

When Jefferson became presldenDuval was controller of tho treasui,and O(le8 a senator. Meeting one day

i r t . t K e y f e l l t r c i a t t l ^over old times, and thesenatoraskedlthe-controller'If he .k

"She Is Mrs. Duval, sir," was the!unexpected reply. . - • . I

Giles did not attempt to mend mat-1ters, as a certain Mr. Tuberville tin-1wisely did.•: Happening to observe to Ia fellow guest that the lady who had Isat at hli xlS't band at dinner was I

fe"lo Ill-ldoking. f

"I have made a mtatako," said thohorrified Tuberville. '"I meant the'laay

-who-aat on-my left**— -•—:-—"Weil, sir, she is my sister."This brought' the frank avowal: "It

can't be helped, sir, then; for If whatyou.san^e= true, J.c«nfee3.r-iio»«r«w-such an ugly family in the course of

Mistaken for^a Queen.A Washington woman had to cut

short her visit In Spain last Bummerbecause she wns mistaken for theBowagor queen. ^She had no Idea sheresembled that royal personage until,when alighting at a railroad station,she was greeted by officials withmarked courtesy-and -attention. Infact, it was.so apparent that she In-quired at tbe hotel why such atten-tions .were-beBtowed-uponher, and •was Informed Ihat It was because ofber resemblance to the queen. 'Goingto Madrid a little later she was sur-prised wherever she appeared by theReference shown her by tho peopleas well as by a great many of the of-ficials. - This made her a little nerv-ous, and she* concluded that In thesedays,-when- royal- personages often are -banded a bomb, she woujd cut shorther visit to Spain and go where shedid hot resemble any royal pereonr—Washington correspondence, St LouisS t a r . • ••••-• -. ',. , ' .

Caring' for Horses.Dark'stablea: and stalls cause many.

^ ^ , gEthel Money, an English horsewomanwho Is now In this country. Horsesthus kept do not see anything whenthey Drat come out of the building,andehytag thus becomeva habit..',''Un:wiless a horse IS quiet and hnppy In hisstall something la radically wrong,"MIBB Money also says. "IJke ourselves,horses are sometimes restless and dis-satisfied with their quarters, and then

stalls to remedy this fault, "The more water a horse drinks andthe more water be has to drink thebetter; It is a mistake to water1 horsesonly three times a day. It has beenproved that most horses would rathergo thirsty than drink out of a dirtyb u c k e t . ..••• , . - • • • • • - • • • • •

"M a horse has a thin coat or la offJils feed tbe chances are 60 to 1 thatho Is not getting water enough."

Worry Made Him Worse.Mrs. McGuire—Is your ould man

any better since he wlnt to th' doc-tor's, Mrs. Ftoegan? - •

Mrs. nnegan—Not wan bit, Mrs. Me-Guire; tt'J worse, th' poor man Is widhis head whlrlln' arouni an' arouna,trying; to discover how to follow indoctor's directions." ...

Mrs. McQulre-An' what are th «U-.

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Electrical ContractorPf01npt attention to al! wiring

Bell Work.Centennial Ave., Cmnfnnl

MISS RICHMOND'S

SCIIPOL.rTos Union Men®? ^ ^ranfortf

(inulos—KinilerffUten, PrimaryMiate and College l'rerar,Uory 0

• D a y and Boarding PupilsI" A thorough, oaretullyihaperoiie.1 hornIMfhooltor girls.

Reopens Sept . 28th

i morning if""1 ° "• "• LnH>!

, ii(ion requcit. • '

A. C. Pikeand

i) 'Liu

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Th'ownipeciWEDot thp.m.,prop)track

Thnvlt

on tl

tee.

^ " Goodsfor PAtlt.requirements

Oil Heaters $2.40 to $4" ;Curtain Strctclicrs, Curtain Itods^Laraii1 ,11« Muntlo Supplies, faints, StainsHid Vur.ml.es for'every I'nrpmc around the

HOUSE, BLOCK

t

To»whi|> or Craiifgnl, on •- - .

T . M. KELLY, Atty., 2(

Closed Saturdays at 10 p. m., all i

Ml Crftntord and Newark Ti

L. S. Plaut and Companyforffiaf Opening of Autiim,an authoritative and thoroilion bf Paris, Condon and

ancf ckcre«f by s» d l "Keboux. Georgette. Gcrn

others^ .

Mrs. Fuegan—Sure, they itake wan powder, six tolmes a day,MrarMcQutre^Brooklyn Life.

Hsrd to Teach.LltUe Vlllle-Her. «n»: ™ e ' ,

nothUV I Un do t o ^ a y ^ a r e ^ r e T ^

The softly beautiful <' red and brass; of oil• doth of gold both br

and "gun metal velveivelvet'Bowers, of ros

' shown in profusion,hwsnd-pressed**now very popular.

This magnificent openir

Winter millinery of ictfcfirst rank among expobit

cause of the authenicityand because it seeks, to.

Tnd^eAll are cordially invited

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