#1. Say “Bonjour!” to the first person you see

BONJOUR!

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#2. Let your hair grow long so you can fit in

HMMMM

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#3. Develop a smoking habit (the tobacco kind)

*cough**cough*

#4. Wear a beret and grow a curly mustache

tres bien!

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#5. Say something provocative (in french) to a stranger

SLAP!

#6. Enjoy a glass of absinthe and party with the green fairy

I swear to drrruuuunuk ii c-canholdd my boooozz

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#7. CAN CAN!

#8. Go to McDonald’s for a foreign taste of home. That is ONE TASTY BURGER!

one Royale with cheese!

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#9. When in doubt, pinky out!

automatic sophistication

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#10. Eat cheese and wine all day

BRRAAAAP!

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#11. Stay away from the smooth frenchman, but feel free to try on some stylish skinny jeans

ladies go crazy for this

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#12. Kiss someone, anyone in front of the Eiffel tower

any takers?

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#13. Stand inquisitively in front of a modern work of art. I believe it represents man’s inhumanity to man.

I like the use of color...its very...colorful

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#14. Use the term “derriere” in a serious conversation without laughing

HA!HA!

#15. Get someone to instruct you how to use a bidet through a demonstration

do i sit or.........eh?

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#16. Ask a hobo a question to see if having a french accent really does make anyone seem smarter

it IS true!

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#17. Celebrate the memory of Marie Antionette by taking part in a beheading

i don’t know about this

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ready?

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#18. Be an art snob and act unimpressed while standing in front of masterpieces

i’ve seen better

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#19. Pronounce all french words with an american accent on purpose

bon joreo revoirs

tress by-en

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#20 . Don’t forget about the people back home

i miss you too!

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