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it is already imperfect." boyfriend].Because even half Ashwin Nayakand Debbie of him would bring you Leung closer to perfection." cornbinator~cs 6 optimization prof 47. Quadruped achdlcs tendon 48. Head soutll xn V-formation\ 49. New Yorkclty 50. A holy bccr 51. Hard red wheat 52.('hr,o\i\ 53. Rlood iirim 54. Ketnam moncplacc 57. St~ongangcr 52. hnlcr~canorthop&c&csurkcon 54. In aserl~~ 55. Home oCPaddmgtm Hcnr 56. lntcrpret st;itementslnthclrliteral Amanda Watkins Jones Nicole Wilson

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Perfect snecies: half-human, half- blank. Why?

it is already imperfect." boyfriend]. Because even half Ashwin Nayakand Debbie of him would bring you Leung closer to perfection." cornbinator~cs 6 optimization prof Nicole Wilson and Cal Tech postdoc 28 pure b applied math

"Angels, because their inner "Chocolate. It's orgasmic." aualities are oure." Rhonda Smith and Buela k c k i Chang ' 3A math business

Jones (both) 38 science and business

"Accountants, becausewe "Half man and half dog, since aresuperhumans." dogs are usually obedient." Trudy McMunn and Purvish Linda Parsons Shah Brubaker's staff

both. 48 arts accounting

"Stan Fogel, because his "Refrigerator. Two words: brilliancetranscends cold beer." humanity." Paul Jackson Nathalie Mathieson and 4A polit~cal science Amanda Watkins 28 Japanese studies and 28 mechanical engineering

Across l .J~,eMcCartI~v'~u~~tchrs 5 .Dq earth 9. (:harltonI k\t<mcrashrd,mro t h s plancr 13. Shh ... thlr come\nr Ikcember 14. U n d o ri Imx 16. Wrap up a corpc 17.Pnrinermcrimc 19. Impulsc 20. Oncwho rcc<nI> 2l.l'o<,dallowancc 23.Ifyou'i.c hrcmnelr\saLtri 24.1,orrann t l e x t n g m u d e

25. I7ml spcll 26. Yciits or Frosr~,rT.cemn,le thesi 27. lilddrn 30. Movcl~ack nndfortli 33. h a l l od lu 34. t k h c r than t h s 35. Unltdrialslanc~ 36. Conxnoa pilhcers 38. Archedchestlxme 3 9 . l h v d h c 40.Wedgeshapcd Star War& tightcrcr;ft 41. Cloacd fluk 5 ~ c m bmly 42. Havmgenten 43. 12inanaal mst~turion 44. h r s t r d e d after Arncncan plnnc cmh 46. h l a ~ T y l e r Moore's neighbour 48. I land mourm

52. hnlcr~canorthop&c&c surkcon 54. In a s e r l ~ ~

55. Home oCPaddmgtm Hcnr 56. lntcrpret st;itementslnthclrliteral sense 58. 'She mithcmaucs of man&s 59. Rcmovc from mcmory 60. A dull pun 61. Holds the w~ndow panes ('l'was the N~ghr bcfrxc i:hnstmas..) 62. Anobserver 63. Har-removdproducts

12.1 have imagined wmcth~n:: 15.Spouhest 18. Impnnfs StaffIuson 22. Several LuoncyTuncb products 24. Frcnchm:rket towns 26.Drrss maiinlckytnanner 28.Pupdcontrollcr 29. hlost stu~icnta have slot 30.Gwch 31. A tiny amount 32. Srncllywhale ptrfumcpn~duct 33. Recendypm a ~ n a n o n the m o m 36. I'rohhted 37. Swathcin dothcr,l~kc an ~ n f ~ n t 41.1labternSpsmsh ~nllahtmr 44,lmnw~rker 45. I.argc\rcc,!mncnt 47. Quadruped achdlcs tendon

48. Head soutll xn V-formation\ 49. New Yorkclty 50. A holy bccr

51. Hard red wheat 52.('hr,o\i\ 53. Rlood i i r im 54. Ketnam moncplacc 57. St~ongangcr

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Royal Bank donation to 'information commons' project will help bring the DC library into the 21st century

Roomier carrels and a new atmosphere coming soon Students want new security system to replace bq-chec

Kimberly Mackhan - --

IMPRINTSTAFF

mg and other matterr -Brent i lk I)(, Ihr:tq. "I don't rclarcd to dal) o p a - uwundergraduate , m d e r ~ ~ , m ~ l u.11) :I f.iirli, II,,CI\ and ongon~grn.un t ~ c ~ ~ ~ ~ b c t r ~ l ~ k ~ D ~ . ~ x ~ ~ ~ ~ t l ~ l timncc." hovc~ucI~anobc~,letrqs-

The plantmng t a m rcni or hag-fnhpcct~on

has Ircin uorlimg w~lh I,\Y arrhmcts, Plant when LWhm unr of ~hcmo\~rcta,\\ned ingx- O ~ ~ c r ~ ~ o n ~ , < ~ r ~ ~ p - p h ~ ~ S ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ r s , F o ~ ~ d S ~ n ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ i ~ d ncewigprogr~ms." !ST lo help crLati onc of tlw Ix\t imwcr\~r) l i l l e r ~ o n s d ~ h . ~ t rhccostoiimplcmmr~ hbrinc\nr Ontanr,. Deparunci~r tn.m.~gersw~ll ~ n g iuctl n sprcrn would 12' linmcnse, c\pr-

lx risIx~n\~blc for ~nrroducmg .md m;mngmp clally a l t h the w s t ,unount or books that the

rhmqcr a\ir,cmid w ~ h thrrrnov~ttion\ U(;I~hr;~r).con~am~ Tlie~cleaot~mplctncnt~ng

Th~ni.wDa\~l\(:cr1trel1l>lij1~ w~llmdudesuch sccunry t ~ g s and the hatdwarc related 1 0 its ncwfea~urc\ .LS ~mpn,ieil s ~ u d v q ~ . ~ ~ . 'Wcwill smooth riiniung 1s s,,rnerh~ng ihat ahc docs rlefimtrlyI~~vimorcarar~,"slirsvcl."l'hcrrh.~s suppor~ and wrmld 11ke lo see comc rnto Iken ,i p m ~ c u l m rcquL\t fur tlrc Ihcl, cham, ftulnm tn Ihc near kutr~lc. irudrnrh seem 10 find ihmi nrmc .it rasc." 'VhcSt. Jen~inr'sli1~r:m .~swrUastlreSchor,l

IuUcrnmnlu,icr.enled th.ttriier;urcls wxlllx ot Archncrturr's Mop andDc\ign botll h s r c ; ~ madcl;irgcr. "Manysrudcnt.r hkr to studv alonc \ecimt) s) stem lnsrnlled hur Pullcrron points mrhcc;~rri.ll~o,,tlisI,utofirntlic~ compl.untlrat oul tharthc! liavc c,,nsiclcrahly \rnallc I~brary

lhi space 1, not lhgenot~gh for ~ h c m 1 0 \rody." ~at,doguc\ than thr L h \ ~ s (:inrrr. 'rhcntrvI>a~~i\Ccnrrchbrbrarywdloffermc,r~ ''Tlie cnicrface suftware to d u w .in1 Self-

opcn i l~c~5 . r spare. There ~ 1 1 1 hc morr group checl, cyrtcm5 to~om~nunlcatea i th Li,)dgcr

:kers as part of renovations

FirelFire! Well, no, not really O n Wednesday, November 19, t h e fire a larm In Biology 2 went off a r o u n d 3 30 p m., d is rupt ing a n a s s o r t m e n t of c lasses Fire t r u c k s

a n d a n investigation c a r s h o w e d up, butfirefighters did not e v e n b o t h e r ge t t ing o u t of thevehic les ,8nd s t u d e n t s w e r e a d m i t t e d back Into t h e building a f t e r 2 0 minutes .

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CANT KEEP UP WITH EXAMS? Special Pre-Exam Package -Activate Perfect Memory and Recall *Increase Reading Speed &Comprehension +Quick Tricks for the Student Genius *Remove Stress 8 Frustration *Personal Hypnosis Session

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Apartments worth $5.6 million to be constructed at UW Place Sanelle Dempster --

SPECIAL TO IMPRINT

"We are trying t o bring

their 'homes' closer t o

their school." -Leanne O'Donnell

director of residence life

n p r r rcd n,lx ~ ~ t h h ~ l x d Junnr:~tw \ccr,nd pl,a\i 0 1 1 thc e \ p a n \ i i m lplm "The \rr,md ph,t\c i,f I,W I r o u \ ~ n g i . i p .u~~mwI lp~c mrm undcrp.dw .i1c\ thi ",'1"""""1, I<' I"' 'It I11 I'lacc,"O.Donnrll d l n l "T~II\II(IIIIII e\dcnt tIin,r~gh rlic i n ~ t r h i r oi rc-

qtwt, wc ha rc had I t om uppcr~\~,u \~udents IOI.I~ICSP , ~ C C O I ~ I I T I O ~ ~ ~ I ~ O I > \ ,

rspccraliy t h m i mdnl t . uho atc ~n c<, ip"

Acaxdrdlngtuml lcroI~cr2X repon that was made o, r lx L3,~ td oi(;,n-

Leadership and excellence honoured

Fianca Gucciandi, director of the Millenium Excellence Award program, is accompanied by Archa Gupta, recipient of the award and Amit Chakma, VP academic and provost, at the ceremony honouring the scholarships award laureate. The award is usually given t o students who display leadership and academic excellence.

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From t h e desk of t h e news writers ~~~~~

Universities

Cnrnpu Cc,nstables at the University of Manitoba ~ r c s t c d two students for bemg verhallyahu\wc towards thcofficcra and chs- playngpd>l~c intoncatmn.They werelodged m ccll5, allowed tu sobcr up, issued public mtoxcauon tag5 and drivcn back to thc~r residence.

TheUniversigofGuelph's CSA wa5 11 1 \tudcnts short ufwhat the" necdcd to r e a ~ h quorum at thrx Annual General Mecung (AGM) last Tucday. Only thuty-mnc stu- denrs out of 15,000 s i p c d in.

Ani-mdpostcclbyZ~onistsatMcMaster hasampliticd thetensam behncenpr<,-Isrd atidpm-Palesunegroupsoncampus.Allcg~- nuns have been c~rculanng Lhat Zionlsls a1 McMastcr-apn,-lar~clt,propcacc studmt group - havc been mciung hatc towards Pnlesunians and Arabs via therr boolh rn the studcntcentre.

Pr~meMmrsterJeanChret~en hasset lu. deparmc forlkcember 12,gvmgl'aulMar

-* i four months to govern, rather than a precarnpug qmm, h e h r c he c m f~asihll \ ~ e k hl\ uwn mandate m ?n clccmon

A n o ~ l p a m n m ~ h ~ J m e s W ~ I ~ o n M o m ~ e that"clcs 1ppear~d"for9Oyear fetched $1 5 m h o n at an ~ u c u o n held hy Sotheby's In

( anada,hII~d as thelrlargest ever

Mayor-drct David Miller sald yestcrdag thatdcqxtc effurrs to renvc the A d a m nun' landfill, he rcrnans oppohcd tu shrppinp Ton,nro's trash to a pr<,posed d u n ~ p on the ~ r l ~ l m d L a l i e s ~ t e .

(:ana&ans are factnga miserable flu sea- son wth thecarly and uncxpectcdarnvalofd parucuhrly nasty a tmmofthev~n~s thatww not targetcd in thts year's shots.

International

. For the first time smce 2000, Beijing hur threatened to use force agamst 'l'mvar \hould the island's pro-tndepcndence movc mcnt contlnue to escalate.

St. Lncia's pr ime minister, Grin! Anthony, has cdled off:~parl~arnenmtyde bate thatwuuld dlow thcpracticeofal~omot under cerouncircumstanccs.Hcdermcd t h ~ ISSW too conmwersial. - TheUSmilitaryannoun~eda$lll~o~ rewarrlonWedncsday forinformahonlead ing to thc capture of Saddam Husse~n's to1 dcputy, Izzat Ibrahlm al-Doun, who rs be limed to be hchmd many of the insurgcn attacks tnlraq. . Authontirs havcissue11 anarrestwarran for Michael Jacksononmultiplecounts o child molestation and havc dxected h m t~ surrender and rum m hts passport. - The British pound is aadingat anall-um

low~ns t t hccu roove rga ing fea r s oEU: protectionism and a waningappcote fir U, asscts among forcipmvestors.

UW Food Services dish out new items lohn Baxter ----- jPEClALTO IMPRINT

apace. It was noted that crecting thecafeteriain rtcrla huurs to open later and stay open l a m is

th~bu~l~hlm~w~~uldaUowfortheconstn~cu~nf not u~trmal."

Dr. James Rush attributes his success to support from faculty members Tzana Galeta - - - - -- SPECIALTO IMPRINT

IWass~st;uitprofc\\orllr, James Rush,amctn- her of rhr Centre for Apphed HealthKcscarch, hasrccentlil,ccnc~~~~ii~r~i~~las:~(:u~adnRe\c:uch Charrfur"mirgrat~x evascularb~r , l~ ,~ ."Hcw~l l rcce1veY100,000:~yca1i~~rfix c ycars,wl~ichw~llbe renewable once, and he will obtun 3120,607 from thc CmadaFoundatmn for Innuvation for

rcse,ucl?-lnfrasnuctliir support R~~shx~r ihu~esIussuccea \ tohs traiolngmd

hrs suppornve departmental and faculty cnvl- mnment

"My ~~wnspeuficresearch~~~tercats;lrelcd b\ rdyn;mcmdgrow~~~~~o~ipofr~seiu~hei~w~lh mtcrestsmci~i1~~~rascularph~~11~Iogy,"raidRush.

He rnamouns that dunng h ~ s three "cars nr \Yiitirloo, thc hard work of h s graduate stu- dents mas wa\ msn~rncntalin haohtanmgthe CanadnResearch Char.

"I a m overwhelmed by the endoscmem ot my career and the research program and the possibilities ~t fadtates," hc said. "I am also humbled by the knowledge that there arc many other indrv~duak In my department that are cqually dcaervmgof such an award."

Rush asscrts that the number of world-rc- oowned resrarchhcr?. from avariety nfdsc~phnes - indudmg physdngy, biomechanics, ergo- normcs, \oc~obgy, psychology, motor control andneurosc~ences- helpmakethcdepanmcnt thc success chat lt IS.

' IhehcJthresarch hubfortheU~vesityol Waterloois an cxrremely cuUe,@ mdpruductivi place to work," hc sad.

In kinesmlogy, Rush's homc deparrmmt then mssmn I S the prevention of illness and m~qandTheCaoadaFoundation fnrlmova- uonwill help fund thepurchascofstatc-of-the-

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Teacher Awards

Waterloo to become part of Cambridge next September Construction on School of Architecture's new home kicks off with a $5 milhon start Anne Faye SPKALTOIMPRINT

T l ~ e S ~ l ~ o o l o i A r r i ~ ~ r e c l ~ ~ r e w i l l mow thnn t n p l c ~ o r u r r c n t s p a ~ c r ~ ~ t s n c w Iocauon m thc Gty of Carnbndgc. (:onrinlcuon ha\ hcgun m tlrr hc.m ofold (;all --alongrhc I,ank\ of the Grand Kircr-whirerhwnrx, Ic,c.b- I,<,,, , d l be. (:<mst~"cl,~,,l \"<,rl'er, have alncdg begun v,ork~ng i m ttic fornmer K m c r d c bdk hldl arrd . ~ c m

d l m g a ncw rm,f on lhc fbrniet

itldustmd buddmg.Thr 85,000 s q u m h m ~ Sdk hldl will bc tcmodrlcd tl, provdr yxxr\ h x i m p n ~ r i i l lib f.rah I ~ e s , n ~ ~ l c s ~ ~ m s ~ ~ i ~ l ~ o ~ a n ~ l , o f c ~ , u l - s e ,

~lnr \nx ,n~\ .Tt~erch~,~~l will.ils,, tii)\t a des~gn Ihr,m., c ~ h ~ b n i m gdlcrlci and ;L pubbc xd t t<murn .

s \ t r d dchgn. ) c a t \ m w .

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I t c , I g o n g r I t r n trralorl!al~il!rvtr, Ihccnuri conmu Sch<x,lof hrchltrc I ~ I I Y , " h e \aid. rnre nn budget and "Hsnlth 2nd d q , on mnc to o p c n m The current ~ O ~ ~ C \ \ I I C S S m d Scpleml~rr2004 a\ pf iul~ rr,,nmn!c plarmcd." School of m \ n h h n , dc tcm-

Students to get more research jobs at UW

Bianca Tong IMPRINTSTAFF

cn\ ed 82.5 mdl~nn from I r~ca lphda~~- ~hn,p~t\Rlah.~rlU~msmlr~;ind I n r u \ i MacCallizrn.'I'l~rl~braii~ronra~ns~~nc

ot ('nmda's n~u~r~ ,u ts t~n~ l ingco l l cc

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m q m d<,nor\, thc t m d r m ~ n g hn\ Ikcn c\trctiiilv~i~rcc~\iul,ixcccd~ng thcao iwnt r c q i ~ ~ m l toc<,mpleteand c q ~ p tht. I,u~ldtng," s.nd 'l 'wn W a 1 u m , h e 4 ~ , t rheCambndqeCon w c t m n ~

l h i ruincnt \ r l ~ , ~ c ~ l i , t x c h ~ r ~ c ~ u r c h;~dl,rorplayucdo\rr~Irr)col-511, Iacl. of m d ~ o :mil & w o o m yurt. 3'17' l',mlhnclgc ( .oniornom h i d '11,-

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Relocation: Laurier's social work to embrace new IOtchener home

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thoughts On ~ U W student wins seat in and around 1 stratford city council

Bueford Pusser SPECIAL TO IMPRINT

Speaking out on rape

2 3 0 loday, Novmmller 21. She iuc

C C S S ~ L I I I ~ \ I I C ~ thc'r , ,ronn,pol~rcdr- p:tronnll lor l lwr p x r '0 11cc 5crual aasadtlq thcBalrimi R.rpmm 1986.

\Y'I~!I ~ l ~ c p o l h c a t ~ r m ofher hook, 7 % ~ S i o o o J J n i i ~ 1)oi:and tlrcrcienscof a rrlrvlra,nrno\~r otthc wncndme, .r PILSS him OLI usng her t~ id n.we is

rhc only lhlng that has allrnvcd Jane l 1 < x ro maintan hcr.ux,nynni wldc \~mulr;inimdy I,cci,rntng a Ih i~sc huld namc.Shrhcl~cve\m~br~itss~ng rapc0lxrd7

The Lc#al Studies and Ct~rn~nol <ig! Studunrboc~cncs, Wmncn'hSrud- i i < and I n ~ c r ~ l l \ c i p h n i r ~ / M u l ~ ~ d ~ \ c ~ phnarr Stullrc me dl ipcmsr lnghcl- ,1311.

Columbia Lake goes deepel

Widows and Orphans publish pocket-sized paperbacks

Klid~ener h:b\ .i rwa pnbl~shmg house,n~.alepo~\~blyI~vNatli.mStal-, an rdnor md i lwgnir XI Pandom Pm~\,md 1 Ic.tth~j l3c,in,,ih~tchcnir nalxvi clofng pi,ir-yrado;rrc 1:nglfsh \\,,TI< at \ h A I lnmcrw~. Urxh S t ~ r .md 1 3 e m ~ r d m I Ikgl~sh ZI I ' W u d h ~ t h lh1K 't \tI<,,,& ,>,m,<,,, fur I,,W',

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Why stay in math if you're dumb?

OUR HOUSE

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va~"1ucnttuthc multi-million

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Internet dating - the saga continues Titus lets readers in on the secrets of internet dating and the boys she met along the wav

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The politics of gay and lesbian art

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Is thcrc a reqrurcmcot among m e n - Ixr of thv quccr commumi tc, pn, v ~ d e gay rep?esentat~on ~n othtr as- p c ~ t s o f fbfr' Lard!, I've hegm to wmder.

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i r r l lx ic lw~~irmnl~ clmmcii t\loIhve mrcc bcm ~ni.ul\ed r n a I h n q rcl:&- uunsh~pw~ihc.rcli oihcr,and the fact t h a t t I ~ n t r e l ~ t l o ~ ~ s h l p ~ ~ n r e c x ~ s t e d ~ ~ d ~ - iurthrr add, lo thcplav's ~wrr.dl con- flict.'l'lresccond riason rcl.i~ir tu ttw questtons that 1 have bicn a k m g myself aboutgq represen~at~on, hc,- moscxusl rcl;iuonslnps shudd hr pvexnt ~n my play lu\t as t h q arc

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Speaking out on a low-voter turn-out

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dcnr, and art xnol rigt\irrcd ,is lodg- ing huusea. Tllui, rhcy wcic nor m \pccrcilm chalgcd a Itrcnsmgiec

O n ~ ~ i ~ c s ~ r c i . t , l a ; i s r o l d r t ~ , ~ t ~ ~ e q oihir Irou\cua\nduplcr rh.irh~x,rcd stu&im, ninlrir rcg~:litciicl :r.r lodg- try nor p ~ p n g f&. I c&d clh 12m I'rc\.ennou ufiiccr ro let h m know.

hnumcrmon I \ a necess;u) c\- pensc iiml shmld hc rnnmlid to assnrincm~cn\gtt11~g11~~11on~ rlqtrt

to vote, not lhe t \ w o r nwrL t h ~ t someer~joynow Arthc vetylc.i\t, the iotcrs hst can be cleancd up, as we I~nowwhch addresxsare bus~nessrs. The lenant ha~r dresser, who l~vcs at home and not at work, should have only onc nghttovote.\Ve mtghteven find thal the exoenseofenumemtion

Herarnb's column a shocker

Imprint, you suck

Pay attention to your on-line content

Imprmt , uns an illegal substance

A straw on a camel's back

Ottoman Emplrc;~n fact, rcllgonwas not an asuc. 1.m vcsrs thc Ottoman

hlgli \ t ;ou~c atid p, ,unon in thc c m ~

nnc. I t \\,a\ cmlv whcn K u s m \mrted

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cvirtalks ;ih,ut).Thirc'\ tw,rnocli to tlm itmy that pcnplr don't under snmd ~ , r scr, hccausc lpeudo-prhtr- clan, .uc cloudurg mmd? w t h ;& tcw 'ye-',ppcdi"gfi,cr\.

To evrryoni rmding lhls who 15

prrxmatezbcut any Issue- ~f!ou'rc g~,ingtr,iducatcpir,plc,cducatrihc~n

rrght. In 1171s ra\e,T encuomge:ervery unc,rticlu&nghra, to seek th iwhdc 1101) (:hrcl\outAra'ssugc\tr~luih site, www.armemiin-gcnocl~1c.org (lt wa\nu.r\pcllcdL~rtw-rclilnthcpaprr), and tdlarmentantde comfnrnnother pcrspecttve. Don't Irt biased Qolces cluud your judgement ( ~ n c i i d ~ n g m n e ) - lhey hwe don^ mough danlage already I" the u,orld.

Get it right, Chen-Wing

As manager uf the Studcnt L f c Ccn- tre, I wouldhkc to respond to seveml ztatements nudeby RyanChen-Wmg in thcamdcenhtled "Sccrrcy ofFcds hurts us and hurts them."

Mr. ChcnUOmg states lhat lherc was"secrecy"surrnund~ng thc"df- selving3'rcvlcw of the SL(: manage- ment agreement IOlow thar the Stu- dcntlrfe Centre~sgoverncdly a 5t11- den~mapntymangcment board (not the Fcderauon of Students). Thls

APRIL AND MAY

hoanl conasts o i the prwdent and

rtudents atlargs~~osmuns, the prc\+ dent of t h ~ <;radu;itc Studnn\A\so- craaon,tl~eAss~,rlatr~n,r~,sl I-lu<nan Kc\onnc\ and Studcnt Snircc\ ;and thc v r r presdcnl, busmc\\ and ti mince. Tlus br,~nlrcflictsthcpxu~er- \hip hcwrsn thc unwervt). and thi students, buth ~~ndcrgrdrluatr and gmd,,',tc.

( S ~ i n \Vingsr;itcs thnt,"kd\iscc ,md umversq admfn~str:~tor\ hncl r i ~ iiegotlatedr11i:lgrecmcnt onmanngc~

mint of t h ~ SI C lasrM:irch."Th~s I S

normme. Rrst,,fall,thrSJ.(:opevattng a~wmmcntur~sti~~trcncgon~tcd. Tlre S1.C uperxtfng agreemcnt was ap prored ~n Apnl 1994 and many sec-

uons of the agrcrmml nccdcd to bc updatcd (squarc fimtnge figuresm-crc ~ncorrect,otlesh;ul changed, thenamr of the bulldng had to beaddcd, ctc.) The uperatmg qwirment alw, con- tained l q c Fections dcvotcd to the opemuon o i thc nonh campus ath- leucizc~l~t~es;roC iheSrudentl . ~ f e t n - dowment h n d and these sccuuns wcre rcmovcd to rcflcct rhc fact h a t thescareas nowcome undcr theman- ai.crnent of athletrc serwces ard the Sn~dcntLf~F.nd~~wmrntc~~mm~ttce respecuvely. SecondIy,whcntheo1~cc- . ~ m g ~ e e m a > t wasrev~cwed 10 Mad1 2002, theSl .CManagementBoard did make several amendments to the ex-

lsungagrccmcnt,whichareofbcnetit todUWstudenrs: asecondstudmt- at-lrrge powion war added to rhc hoard. 'Lhcpres~Ientufthe Gradom Studem Assou;tuun was granted a

voung pos~tion and as a pwcrmng body, wnh the best mterests of thc ~tudcnts and the SL(: m mnd, (he membcrsdcvelopcd aplan maddrcss

how m y h t u w m q h s m tlx S1.C ,,pcrntmg budgel would bc used fur ~hcb~i~~tit~ft/~cSt~diritI.~fi(:~~~t~e n n l the U\Vadtn~n~rtt:~u<,nc,r thc tider,m,n ~LSt~dcrrts.

h\ f<,r the ~rarcmcntrl~nrrhc "new ,tgreernent goaranterd zin, rent to bed\ .md to Rruh.tkcrs" - w m r li~strmc,d fxct\mfgh~ ;is\~\tmclonf!- fi~g'zcro~~nr'-mthcong~o.dn~ror- poratlim agreimcnt ofthcRiieratain of Studrnts aft11 tliz [lnwel-sm oi

\V:rterhw, it WAS a q c i d (hat tlw itu- dcnt gmirnrrrcm aoiild n a c r Ile c h a r g ~ d a i e e k ~ r t h ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ f l i ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ i ~ ~ ~ 'Thr .~ecrnrra~va~mndel~,ngl~eioretl~irc wiis an ST.(' mmagcmenr hoard

ThcI~cdcrat~onofStoiIentsdopq for t h ~ O C C U ~ L ~ C Y <>f aU thc~r reed sp.,ces,but ~mldethrex~cmal tenants, rhcy don<, tpq arentaltncrcrncnt,%s ctudmt, already pay fix thc building ltsdf- tim was negotmcd in 1'1'14, pnorto the s~gn~ngofthesgrermcnt. Hmbakrr\ alwpayr rvx~rpancy tothe SL(: Inr use of the common spacc

outsldc of the .ucawh~ch Food Sen- ~ c e s pa14 to cmnuuct - s o hey ;ilw

support the SIC. The "iinmaal bur- den" (accordmg to Chen-W~nd of opcmung the SL(: does not "fall on fee-paplog students."l'he fee whlch \mdentspay for the SLCgocs tuward Lhe mortpge <of t h ~ buildmga~d this was a s m d to by rcfircndum.

In thc la\t two ycsrs, the Student SermcesFeeG~mmttcehaspn~~ded fundingtowzd 50per ccnt ofthe cost otTumkcysalanca,as&sc*vinvrdas a htudent servxc. The rest of thc upermng hudgct 1s dcvcl,,ped f n m p r o p r n and retml rental, vendor rental, and retall sales through the Turnkeydesk. AsmmqroftheSLC, I work hard wflh the support and cllrectmn of the Studcnt T.lfe (:entre

Msnxgemenl Bosnl toinwrr thar th~ S1.C 1s nor a "fin:mcml hurrlen" 1 0

Imprint, take a stand

xmously, mclud~ng God. But I'm a Chmuan. 1 do tzhe God scnuoslv,md l'm sure that 1 speak for mnny other bchcvcrs of various faiths who take thmks tlrnt God is holy and sacrcd

therGc,dw~th morethanjusl a p u n of salt. -Me//~mti Brrifkmq

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Farewell to Jean Chretien Robyn Steele

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tlnn le5s rampagn and was .rworo inw C.in;ida'r 20th pmni nmi\tir, n lri

n~ngxs\r;rep~ngmnjor~ty~,fl78stars. ( ;orn~ng~nc~ le,rdcrship,ChrinPo'r

gmcrntncnt faccll cnornrrm\ h a n cdpmMems:h~ph t,nxs,.mrrten\lre

(>~~ubecrcfcrcn~lum.(.hrcucn~~~.rr not n~lockrashis nredcccwrs:md ninrlv

Having served three consecutive terms as our prime minister, this tough Canadian steps down to Paul Martin, newly chosen leader of the Liberal party.

i ~noncc i i Ihnr lie mould n m \ i i h a hx, oppi,nint Shclla Copps f~~ur r t~m;m~la te , I~u~wuu l r l~cn~euno l Now wrh ( : J ITLIK~' \ C Y C ~ loom 20il4.0nN~~vcmber14,20i11,avorc i~~giieparture~~nDecrrnl~er12,2001, rook placi t i , d ic~dc wlio would rc wccatlsayaorcnorto.,ut Ir;iiler,the p 1 , ~ ~ ~ I : : h r ~ t ~ e n a s l.fher,dpartyleadir man uho thc peoplr k r ~ d to c r m -

( )f the 7455 iorcs, mrh onl) two p1,un ahoul and loved lo elcct. I,aUoo q x ~ ~ l i d , L':rnl Ahrun rrcc>vrd 3242v,,te~,lc;~x~~11g~~~iIp 21 1 i-otcbf&

A strange phenomenon in the sky

. . Mark Stratford - -- - - - - - - - -- -

shy :md qwct w e n h c f i m t h \ crcnt) IMPRINTSTAFF o%\ 1:hng hi\ uwal , ~n\uhstanllal

lunch I,rcal, ,LT;IJ f ~ i , m Ihis office. FIc

' I t ! / . . ' d.trcd lo cnihrrct s ~ n h ~ h t , ir\rerd,~y 'Thew acre thc onl! w d a the r,t,illd.i!-a Araround 1.30 th.it,iftul--

: twr .mw ~ ~ ~ ~ u i g l ~ u ~ ~ n c ~ s m n n . ~ t ~ l l j ~ n l r nimn - alrhouph it ma, n p c l up .it irotnltrerupmencc,ii.asahlcr~~say rt rhipr,l!ce \taoon a, 1:50p m. (thaw

n,arIers I I W c,,pszre u\,,,g,l,,~>~,"e'>ll) srnudgc very sasll!) r l n s Inall had gl;inccilup~~~;rril\vhhdca .ilbngli.ick to

work ;lad y,~Ucd a r c l i rold ~ c c d rca down the right Irp of h ~ s \lack\. 4n- other own, *hn rrtuwd to spcnk to tl~epuhccI~i~rci,~~ldcerramIr b c x h - u i j d .I\ rhcdtrci d t h i u g l x ~ t m m g c tau ~n lhl i rathit large ctm, bad the m~itojtunc o f lmng In rrnifir a1 thr tmc. HIS encwnrcr WA\ LCI! qu~cli, .wid acm :in rpywpmri rirmbcr ,,f cli~ll\ di,\rl~1w \pmi hiimc thi nmd

cnouglk tohnngan,ond 'l'h\wasoni ,,ftho\c lncldcnts ~ r l w h ~ c h hie after- wml\ urwld hc ri:~s~,nal~li~hc\.tmc, j~std~lttlrb~tclc.trer.

I lilr'cwhzt hnppcnd. botroi~ghlj 90 to a 100 seconcls p \ ten lar ailci- noonpcupli :illuvcr rou nwreublelo sceasurre;il rcd ulqecl I~ngcrm~gmrhc slivahcri thc \ccond hdfof ,m :I+

rent d , u d should hwc Ix in

See PHENOMENON, page 17

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Tony chills near Brubakers in the SLC. He visited Waterloo on Wednesday, November 19 to remind everybody to eat the~r Frosted Flakesfor breakfast because they'regrrreat!

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' ltlcm 1s great drld glonous purpose m the mdrch of the oltnrr%s through spar 4ll of 3our mortal strugglmg a rlof In c a n ( l l l r rmtm llook 364 03)

'Kchgiuss cxpiwence unfa~lmgly ylclds thr 'fmuls ot the spint" in the dally llfe ot the spult-led mortal " (me limma Wu6 1091 06)

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FRIDAY, NOVTMUkR 21,2003

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Paul Martin will fill Chretien's shoes on December 12,2003

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UW director tackles classic Ibsen hhlrrq) lo tinanrr 3 i acmon fcxhcrdl h u \ l w ~ d .

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UW student and KWLT director Nick Walsh directs Henrik Ibsen's canonical play.

Brand new essence for the Bombshelter

cncc ufrr,.i&ristcil rnusic~.ms. Altliouglr thi) p lqcdanunfor t~mnte l~ shnrl

scr, Inb\~cnccr~nsass~n~,otl~rsafrcshly-w.rxe<l licntlcy. Ir w;i\ mtewmng lust to watch thctm - rhii'rc difin~tclv orir o f thc more anirnatcd groups I've ebcr \ccn come ~hrnughli \V.

\Vliilc most n o s u1II jump around a IOI, thq'rciuilhndercd b? thcrrguit;~rs.\X'~thnr,th- m g bul mi=\ in their hand\, In h s e n c c wa\ ;dl ox r l - t l ~ c p l a c e , d a n c ~ n g ~ ~ ~ ~ s ~ c ~ ideo siyle.jurnp ~rlgilo\\n froni and imck ontothc stagcxdlugh- tiimg w t h thc aud~cnci . O n c b;md mcmbcr crrnm:idcuscoftl~co~cr-s~zcdpostcr thatwas hangml: at i lk back, h d q g h c h n d i i s o that hc

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Touch, Dru, Smooth, Pops and Que of In Essence are as smooth as ever.

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pcuplewhodldn'l go that m,udon ' t i i l l~wwh~t you're mcssmg. .okay, m;iyhe 1 d l .

It\i.asgre,~tl,, sec such rhnwmsnih~pa l the mnb@lmprint uwaterloo ca

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An Ontarian travels the world in poetry Tim Alamenciak

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Iggy's pop gets fresh

Mary Lou Frt.ebushandPh~l~pD~ksja~~~tupfortheea~~teraatSw~ngintoStep. , I 11, 8 , I I I I, \\ 8 \ I c t

presented by the UW Swmg and Soc~al dance dub last Saturday at Fed Hall 1 \ I 1 1 ' - - - - - . I l i l l i \ 1 1 , I> 11 ,, t3 >I,,, ,, ,,2, , I , , , \ l d f

The Joseph & Wolf Lebovic Chair of Jewish Studies presents:

The Six Day War & Understanding the Contemporary Middle East

presented by Professor Michael Oren, author of the New York Times best seller Six Days of War. Professor Oren holds a PhD from Princeton University In Middle East history and was an advisor to the Israeli UN delegation. His writings have been universally acknowledged as essential for understanding the current state of conflict in the Middle East.

The Six Day War profoundly altered the Middle East and the world's relationship with it. The lessons of that war are invaluable for an understanding of the present Middle East conflict and Israel's courageous ongoing strugggle for its very survival and existence.

Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 7:30 p.m. University of Waterloo

Modern Languages Theatre Waterloo, Ontario

Formore information call the Jewish Studies Program at (519) 888-4567, ext. 2967 or visit our website www.arts. uwatedoo. ca/JewishStudies/events.htm

This lecture is made possible through the gracious support of the Joseph & Wolf Lebovic Foundation.

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Designj .ng innov Bianca Tong IMPRINTSTAFF

ADAM MCGURC

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UW M u r x Club ~r icukmg volunteer muarc tr.ichers. All lo\trumi.nraaekonlc. The club 15 a voloniccl urgrnvacron that prov 'dc~ l"f"l"ld1 I,,S,illCilOll 011 l,ili\l'

matrunwwa lor IJW iruil~nrb kot more 1r1tortnan0l1 e~tr la i l 115 a t

t t r ~ n i w c ( r , Ihorn~a~l u,m.

292. Voluntrrr with The Frrcid- .I Irw Ihur\ u ~ k l ? durmg tlrc ,chool 'la) and m.nlir a Lie long d~ftcrcnrc i,, a child. Voh~nrccr\ arc o~nahcd I,, the ( . t ~

n. idm M~xiral Hcalrh A,wxi.iitnn w l h 'h,l<lr"ll WI>O need '*'l<i,t,<,,,,3l wp,><>rt .tL

\ihoul bKII,NII\ i ,pc t i f<s III p d r c t ~ ~ 4,,p ,V,CI, l"~,,! ,'ll<>,,l lhlr<l5 ,md l,<lp? ihddrrn agcd 4 n, l i year . (,dl "44- 764i , i y r 317 o r ~ ~ r w c ~ ~ ~ l ~ s w r h ,,n.i.l.

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r r v t pc013lc with Alslie~rnci D l r c a ~ rhroegh A l ~ h e m c r Soctcry Volunteer r<,n>pa,i,on rrocl.lm. O n r lo four hoori 1x1 WZPL. Nrxt rrumng i c w o n i N i , ~ remhcr 18. L.dI lrll a! 742-1422 or e~

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mcm with a v a l q of m k s lrom work- ~ n g on ailrnml,tratcon darahaic\ iu wurk~ m g wrth p r c ~ i h m ~ l u r rchool agc ch~ldrcn.L.ill S.m ri iih~XX56, cxr 109 ur plcasc e~l l ldl l sain,mtha vcn~cz(g~yai.~kw.on.cn

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Warriors right winger Geoff Rivers delivers a shot towards the net as the Guelph Gryphon goaltender Ken Ritson sprawls to make the save last Saturday

Warriors still hunting for second win Rod McLachlan -

IMPRINTSTAFF

Jurtc:dl~~ anc;ul\ (:hn\lma\ prrscnt Vllh 1\10 games ihn wc~kcnd ,~ga~nsr ml>-[>x tc~tns, Kyirson (1-7-0~O.a~i1-li,~s~oi o~irnmckx,) and Ilnirir\ l tvoiTon,n~i, (1-6-LO), Ihc \Xnrm,rs

mcni liochi.vrc;itn h r ,i~1fimucr,pportnmh lo g,~~nwtncgrnund in;irarcii,rplaii,ff\1><" wlI> i h w i h w m a l m ,il,thcU mdsw kmcers.U ~ t c ~ ~ lrx, (1-8 0 1) \hr,uId hc fmrh cicrd\ inatchid in

tlrrs vcel,end'c c , m p c ~ i ~ ~ , m as hrrd cozrh harl Tailor 'ss~judsciksir~ c l i r s i i c ~ c c ~ ~ n c l w i n ~ ~ f t h i .

\eawn. O n i ihimld chpicl lhi \V:im<r\ In re-

h o o d aftel- a rccinl &srnnl lorr 1 0 \Y'I.II < m Nmcrnha 13.u1iidrr~rincld,1ii.i1.1~11nsrGnclph.

On S;mmday, N < n r n ~ h r r 1 i wMc m : r u m agam\t thew htgliwav 5 i r in mnI\ f h n (;uel[ih. tl~e\Vam~ors~ppcarcd~~,hnvrIl~nr\ic~~n~i\~~nof

the \ca\on loclcd up until the) IcL Ihe wrtor! pmnhll) slip;m,i? in :i (3-5 loss to thrGr\phonh. LiU"\I\l~keDcll.rhl,,ra,wlro~sncdfi~rse~errrhm thcOLir\mpmnt\ throughruiicpmes ( s ~ x y d \ , tivc;i\u\t\),oprned thc \c~~r~ngro i th~W~arr iors u d a short-handcd tally, wluch was a rcsult <,F Dell;iM~,rao,ntroll~i~ghtsownrel~~~un~l;und then gomg around hx ;i wrzpn,nnd. C,tpt;un Chm 1Iopi;ivoonlatrr fircd.ian\tcrfr~rr,mrhc blucllne tha tc :~n~me~lof fof I~e l l~Mor :~ whnwxsparked in thrslotarea.Tlrfirst pin, ~ls.wlheGcyph~~n.r b ~ m g outshut 15 to 13 inid down hy hvo g o i s

In thc second fmtni, h c Warnor\ wilh the manadv;unt;lgc sk~llfidljworked the p u d ~n thc Guelpl> nmr,rcsiditng~n aM&cNiuongoalth:~t had assists gnvx to right-mngm Kcnn tlurlcj andccnucbchanl Scott.On theensungface-off aGo~lp111nitiated slurmislr hrokeout,w-h;ch led tosomeposhmgand s h o v i n ~ Afterthmgs werc Fin,$ broken up, the Cuelph ccnae, who had

\t.iracl 11,c milcc wth a cnw-chick Ihcfim thc ~ ~ u c l , ~ x r ~ ~ d r o p p ~ ~ l , ~ l r r u . t lrrirtram~n~,rpenalt~. 'Ilk\% arm ,r\x-rrr,mci.q;nm ;il,Ir Ir,r,~p~tnlvenn the poarr plav. I<itrhzricr-oat~\c R d . a d Scott sh~~rrhcpocl,.uL~~ch h,onciii~,ffthicnd h ~ d \ .tnd Imunrcd pcriiclli I,, I'\Y '\ K c i r Ilurlry, ulro p<,ppid 11 upst,mq p . ~ (;uilplr gp.ilrcnder hinR~tv,n.Ikll.t hk,rna~l~lrdhi~th~rdg~~nI~,frhc nct afrir Id.i~nhl~tlrcrilrk.rleci~,~it~,ftla wmer .inilput xInrkh.ndit 011 thiricr 1h.s L)clla h1oi.r ~ ( p p e ~ l p s t h ~ w n 10 C , ~ ~ @ L I L lh!\11,11 ~ r ~ d tha~ &,,tild'i~ hcrn thi. t i r d mill ~n tlic cuttin l o r <,ui lpb T m c n ~ l g thi \cci,crd m n r n i ~ ~ i , n t l r \Ynrrli,r\ hcld a n mprrs5lbr 5 1 l i d

The\\ .rrnors g o t i ~ f f t o . ~ l ~ a l statt~nthrtlllnl p ~ n o d when (:ha\ Ilr ,pmwm got calld k,c h ~ ~ l n g from lxh1n4 lrff lionw, \ h m r d trr mznd~,usctfon ,,ntl>ercsiilnngper~,~ln Ik~IIu~lxn he d ~ i c d n, p r k a parr 1h.a uas ~nrcndcd ior a

W I ~ C - o p m (;ripl~un .ind clrarrd thcpucl r u t of r1~czonc.I Ir~wcvct,Guiil~l~,detrm~~ncd o ~ ~ o r r , rrgmid thi ,uric .md put a s ~ w c n i d shot past &'~rlrn~~r~~~?l~iJircmjl7ll~ottr~mr~~~i~~~~ll~!nthrcc

goals. hhrlutes latr~ YW's prrade to thc pcnnlly Imrcnnt~nuedmhen I)ell,~M<,raaa\whfstledfr,r slashing. (,uelptr then p , t 5% sold plum hr , t on Elliott, \vhfch thi LJVC'~,~I~L \:rid. Ellmt w ; ~ ~

nlw I,nll~;tnr ~n slonmg an unguanled G d p h forw,mI, who wa.; caged? ~w?mng the x h o ~ m d on chi .amc p1.q

bhortll tlritcaficr,\crond vcarwmger(koff R~\ers ~ c c e ~ e d n l ~ e n a t ) pas\ Ihal senthmrnon a brc.$:wa). R~bers f i l i d k i t o n Guc$h'\ Ken f i ram ;:nd tlici~ pollcd to thc r~ght, however, dcqxtea\*r~k ~ ~ p c n n e ~ , R n c r ~ c ~ ~ u l d n o ~ g t thc P L ~ toscttle , A n result Klvers ranghts shotof6 thc pust. W~th n o m u - h c pass offs~dcs m the

Forward Jesse Pyatt attempts to draw UW goalie Jeremy Elliott out of the net.

AorNI 1121~~,cl,ry.(;~~clph,n~~~x-gac~~i~gm,,mcn stoicilrepu& .rwqil-~,m R~charil Scot I. Ilurlng

tum,c,~me right hark 21 the Warriors and otlid a thc cnwmg mr<,-,,n-unc, thc Cwpl~ons r,ipprd

*hotpmt l:/I~~~t~H~~~i,~~ledwr,~~aro~mda~~emp~ ,,tf~hliilr cnmel,wkmth a la^ go.d wwh onl! 13

tomakc thc rcorc 5-3 second\ rrmn~nmg in d ~ i p n x Thc fn.d \cure

Bill~~nthiatracli,(;u~l~~I~ic~~ri.d:~n~nahcran was 6-5 h r Guelph. ~run:dsl~otwassti,ppcdI,y\Y'aterl,,i,'s~,;~i,hu~ 1Y';~tcrl~~~i\cl~ancefor1ede~npur1ncome\~~n .muniltfendcdfotw;ml corr,~llcd rhclrmepucl~ I,nd;i);No1-cmhrr21 ,~c:.m~rrKyel-sonnt 7-30p.m and lircd~t p;irt E h m t to pull ~ r h o n e g o a l o i : 1 ~ 1 d ~ ~ n S u n d ~ j , N ~ ~ v c r n h i r 2 1 ~ - c ~ u s LlotTat200 UW. Dclla Frlor;~ was thcn callcd (or anothcr ~~.m.Rc~lim,~tchesareal ~I~eCnluinhaIcificlds.

slashingpennlNmd (;uclph (mcc ;,gun cap~lal rzcd on another rebouml to ttc the game at five. - ~uitli filei/mm LVAtlilluhri N u o n h d achancc tobreak thene,bulwthpst undcr a m u t c rcmunlng on thc c k d i Guelph [email protected]

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The biggest backyard rink

TWO-MINUTE WARNING ws~l t l l I I O C I I ~ C Montrenl C:~nadlen\

o n Snturd.~i . Novimbrr 21 tn mhat h;i\ bcindnbhctirhi "Hctxnge(:lns~ SK" .it C ~ m ~ n o n ~ v c i d t h Sr ;~ l lum Irr

Edmimton.'I'l~i wcchcnd'\ f i \ t ~ n - lies v d l include thr regiilar w,>soii

nutc l i up bcnvrcn thc O ~ l c ~ r and I f a h , ns \ d l a\ nn alumn~ game Iwwecn (Olrrs and Hah\ o f ) c5ti.r- day \Khk thecv~nt ha5 hockcyi:tn\ \alt-i.at1ngwitI1pr1de iortheit \perf,

~hcrh:irrietoplq undrl-.m upen s1.v Ih.rs tc, lhc revcred by t t l i plaicts as wli Aticr .dl, ihct-c oiNbc hcurd. mr th!\ t m l ~ , 50 A Ic:t-I t h ~ , w m ' r h:rc to CIIOIC r r rx l t \JIOTC.

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hI,,m'\ mir.il rn~nnglx,wl :ind rci<\

, , t duct iapi to C I C I ~ C l l x ~pericct rc)>licaoi~StanliyCup r,,Ix:i\vnrdcd crcn Saturdnysr sumct.

And rhc Hcnt.igcClasr~ccouid be

c\enmorc I ~ C C L " ~ LO t h c d ~ ~ n i ~ i g n n ~ c

Women's vollevball suffers loss

Brlan Santos IMKNTFERN pp

Youngteamexperlencesnot-so- pleasant "Battle of Waterloo"

O n I r d r , N i n ~ n h t 21 117,

Men's vo l l eyba l l cap tu re weekend wins

Women's hockey spl i t weekend games

Lackof playersand offense result in lossesforwomen's basketban

-e let us . l ~ r i t e i t ~ i ~ h t ! l

Warrior Hockey (M) Friday, November 21, 2003 7:10 ptn vs Ryerson Rams, UW Columb~a Icefield Arena

Sunday, Novernber 23, 2003 2.00 pm us Toro~ito Varsity Blues, UW Colunha icef~eld Arena

Warrior Basketball Wednr5day Novrm!ibet 76, 20113, i W ) :> 00 pm, 1lMI 8 00 pin vs B I O C I ~ R i d g i ~ , UW Phyyral Artwi~er Complex

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Spend wisely on hockev cards How to get more bang for your buck

When y l m minuon rhi lh,chev c a d brand"Prc,Scr",ttic \ iungpuq~l i .of ou r gcnrratlon uhi;iflrl) ~on1urc up wvzrn? ch!l~lh~,odiiie,n~,r~r~aI,i~ul ,xtr own horkcyc,wdrc,llert~c,ns frim thz l k g m ~ n g ~ f t l ~ c I QOOs. SKU thm, t h ~ affordnblc "Pro bct," hnc i , i huchil card\ has long hicn dchmcl, :m ~ h r Im1,hy ~odry~srai l~~rc~lto~i~ards.aini tr , mthcrthantu kidcrn~thrn~.~qcr:d,~~v- ances. lnsrearl 0 1 ifll.5O to $2 pck., wh~chwercihc~~on~r;idcc.nlc.~~,c.~d cokchng 1s m,w Ihg m i m o r h l u hamess wxh piclis o f g h l y canlr cosl~ng ~n the h~gh sslode digm Dc spte he h ~ g h costs of todiy's mu,

genccluon of card,, what WIS a thol- oughlhly ecnloyal,lchohl~viorwde-cycd k ~ d s adcc;dcngoc:m sullc,,nunui t o

pn,duccendlc\b h o u n o f g ~ m l \vholc- some fun.

The srcret to amassmg .in afford- ahlcc~dccuon intodiy'~m;ol.itia mo- h l & f ~ s t . ~ ~ y o u I ~ a v c ~ h m f c d budgcr, thc ndc 15 h, \ray ;m,ny from Ihymg ex~~ensivrpsck~~,fciird~ Yr\,youmay be lucky and vnkc II la11 uhcn !,ILL

qunblc on hgli-md p d i r .md maxi- ~toiin~larart"~nsen"c,~nl,bi~t~l,r~i

1s no worsc ftcling thm whcn lo"', e nppcd o p m a pick m d cl~scowr that p,u'veblowny,urhad iarncdmimq on a hunch of "cr,rnmon\." l l w r fore,yr~u~rcp~~~b~bIlblvherrcrofftxgct- ingainglc ~ndiv~ilual card\.

., , The scrrmd sx \ . \~ rulc ~n trxln!'\

m.~rlict cnilrrmrncnt 15 o~ rr;n .la:,!

f r<m c'lr<l \lor'\ 1h:,t \ d l ,~<I!V,<IL,',I cmd.r ~t toll R C C ~ ~ C ~ T ~ I I C C R r ~ l k t t I C

t l i c u ~ r ~ v c r d v r i t irii~cciipnii gmdc rim qwuc\ thi h i o h ra lw i,f mch i~dual rur l i S~orer.tnl \tiire\ uiuallr lhrii. hql, o i c r h r a d ~ ltcd up In i -cn~

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to Rod pc;it dial\ o n 111' Inticnet, :dttruuglr theImre\ tend to hc In I!> ~lollarsatai s h i p p r n g c ~ , ~ r s u ~ r l l n ~ . ~ i e p r r o f thc s;rnltlg\.

I Irnvex cr, you may find hidden lrensures lust hv ssunpl! dlgp~ng uui

) O U T d d d ~ \ q - C O I I ~ C ~ ~ O ~ I Oil! llli !mcrnsni. For tnstanrr, ruppose vou

'l'hen,immrrli non-dewnpt common inrcic oqnrme Raker ruddinl) h w c s l ~ ~ u ~ d m e ; w ~ g a t t a c l ~ c d ti, hern.Tiou mry b~ p l ~ ~ ~ i n t l y wt-pnsd I O find ;i 1991-'I2 Plnn.ir1e 11148 luorrl~qt~cs WOIW MKI O ~ ~ L L I I K I L ~ L V ~ , 'L I 002 93 l l p ~ x r Dccl, # I 6 1 Sunntors cxrl ,,i Rakcr. i x a 10'13-94 lJ.rrl l~u~rt #4S) Sl~;irl~sc;ird~~fB.ihir.inill~~g~:ln~~~li.t~~~ t~~<>rr: t l><>utl~x\~. trerr ~ ~ 1 ~ t u ~ 1 x ~ l ~ r ~ ~ u ~ that Jamx lial,ir\~a\ \ccmxl ln Izam w m n g f h thcSm~mrsm 1902-93?

UW head coach Tom Kieswettergives hisclubsome instructionsduring atimeout in agameearlier this season. With two losses in their last three games, the Warriors' record now stands at 3-2.

Warriors drop two straight games

OII \Ycdnesd.ir. Ni,vctnl~er 19, the I1Wmcn'~ ha\kirhaU tian1s1iffircd ,L

loiig1> lo\\ at Ihr hsndi of thcx cnirilowo n\al\ tnmi L m m r by .r

5corc oi 5 1 1l.Thciiifcatwa~ chi l a s of three games in sm h y \ foiTI\X~

Rui hefolc thwr lo\- agnin\t L.mncr, thc tncn'\ b.~\ketb.dl tc.m tnnk their?-Oreronl underthcItgt~t\ ro'l'oi,mtu th~rp.i~t\i i . i l i . i~d. L ~ l f r , r r ~ l n d t i l ~ l ~ l i l r p c r l ~ ~ t r ~ ~ o r d w : ~ I:u x m h ~ d a t t c r ~ I k ~ t ~ ~ ~ l x I i m ~ c n m 01 ' ro~,,ntoRlw\ (65-49).t lo\\c\ir, thc \\ arnur\wcri..~hli torr~m.igi .I wnr,w h d ~ ! , N,ncfuIxt 14 , ~ p m q t t l ~ Rverwn Ram\ w t h ;in 83-75 wm, w!ulerka,otirignIsv 51 ptrcenl f r t m

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