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it is already imperfect." boyfriend].Because even half Ashwin Nayakand Debbie of him would bring you Leung closer to perfection." cornbinator~cs 6 optimization prof 47. Quadruped achdlcs tendon 48. Head soutll xn V-formation\ 49. New Yorkclty 50. A holy bccr 51. Hard red wheat 52.('hr,o\i\ 53. Rlood iirim 54. Ketnam moncplacc 57. St~ongangcr 52. hnlcr~canorthop&c&csurkcon 54. In aserl~~ 55. Home oCPaddmgtm Hcnr 56. lntcrpret st;itementslnthclrliteral Amanda Watkins Jones Nicole Wilson
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Perfect snecies: half-human, half- blank. Why?
it is already imperfect." boyfriend]. Because even half Ashwin Nayakand Debbie of him would bring you Leung closer to perfection." cornbinator~cs 6 optimization prof Nicole Wilson and Cal Tech postdoc 28 pure b applied math
"Angels, because their inner "Chocolate. It's orgasmic." aualities are oure." Rhonda Smith and Buela k c k i Chang ' 3A math business
Jones (both) 38 science and business
"Accountants, becausewe "Half man and half dog, since aresuperhumans." dogs are usually obedient." Trudy McMunn and Purvish Linda Parsons Shah Brubaker's staff
both. 48 arts accounting
"Stan Fogel, because his "Refrigerator. Two words: brilliancetranscends cold beer." humanity." Paul Jackson Nathalie Mathieson and 4A polit~cal science Amanda Watkins 28 Japanese studies and 28 mechanical engineering
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52. hnlcr~canorthop&c&c surkcon 54. In a s e r l ~ ~
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48. Head soutll xn V-formation\ 49. New Yorkclty 50. A holy bccr
51. Hard red wheat 52.('hr,o\i\ 53. Rlood i i r im 54. Ketnam moncplacc 57. St~ongangcr
Royal Bank donation to 'information commons' project will help bring the DC library into the 21st century
Roomier carrels and a new atmosphere coming soon Students want new security system to replace bq-chec
Kimberly Mackhan - --
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mg and other matterr -Brent i lk I)(, Ihr:tq. "I don't rclarcd to dal) o p a - uwundergraduate , m d e r ~ ~ , m ~ l u.11) :I f.iirli, II,,CI\ and ongon~grn.un t ~ c ~ ~ ~ ~ b c t r ~ l ~ k ~ D ~ . ~ x ~ ~ ~ ~ t l ~ l timncc." hovc~ucI~anobc~,letrqs-
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has Ircin uorlimg w~lh I,\Y arrhmcts, Plant when LWhm unr of ~hcmo\~rcta,\\ned ingx- O ~ ~ c r ~ ~ o n ~ , < ~ r ~ ~ p - p h ~ ~ S ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ r s , F o ~ ~ d S ~ n ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ i ~ d ncewigprogr~ms." !ST lo help crLati onc of tlw Ix\t imwcr\~r) l i l l e r ~ o n s d ~ h . ~ t rhccostoiimplcmmr~ hbrinc\nr Ontanr,. Deparunci~r tn.m.~gersw~ll ~ n g iuctl n sprcrn would 12' linmcnse, c\pr-
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rhmqcr a\ir,cmid w ~ h thrrrnov~ttion\ U(;I~hr;~r).con~am~ Tlie~cleaot~mplctncnt~ng
Th~ni.wDa\~l\(:cr1trel1l>lij1~ w~llmdudesuch sccunry t ~ g s and the hatdwarc related 1 0 its ncwfea~urc\ .LS ~mpn,ieil s ~ u d v q ~ . ~ ~ . 'Wcwill smooth riiniung 1s s,,rnerh~ng ihat ahc docs rlefimtrlyI~~vimorcarar~,"slirsvcl."l'hcrrh.~s suppor~ and wrmld 11ke lo see comc rnto Iken ,i p m ~ c u l m rcquL\t fur tlrc Ihcl, cham, ftulnm tn Ihc near kutr~lc. irudrnrh seem 10 find ihmi nrmc .it rasc." 'VhcSt. Jen~inr'sli1~r:m .~swrUastlreSchor,l
IuUcrnmnlu,icr.enled th.ttriier;urcls wxlllx ot Archncrturr's Mop andDc\ign botll h s r c ; ~ madcl;irgcr. "Manysrudcnt.r hkr to studv alonc \ecimt) s) stem lnsrnlled hur Pullcrron points mrhcc;~rri.ll~o,,tlisI,utofirntlic~ compl.untlrat oul tharthc! liavc c,,nsiclcrahly \rnallc I~brary
lhi space 1, not lhgenot~gh for ~ h c m 1 0 \rody." ~at,doguc\ than thr L h \ ~ s (:inrrr. 'rhcntrvI>a~~i\Ccnrrchbrbrarywdloffermc,r~ ''Tlie cnicrface suftware to d u w .in1 Self-
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:kers as part of renovations
FirelFire! Well, no, not really O n Wednesday, November 19, t h e fire a larm In Biology 2 went off a r o u n d 3 30 p m., d is rupt ing a n a s s o r t m e n t of c lasses Fire t r u c k s
a n d a n investigation c a r s h o w e d up, butfirefighters did not e v e n b o t h e r ge t t ing o u t of thevehic les ,8nd s t u d e n t s w e r e a d m i t t e d back Into t h e building a f t e r 2 0 minutes .
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Apartments worth $5.6 million to be constructed at UW Place Sanelle Dempster --
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"We are trying t o bring
their 'homes' closer t o
their school." -Leanne O'Donnell
director of residence life
n p r r rcd n,lx ~ ~ t h h ~ l x d Junnr:~tw \ccr,nd pl,a\i 0 1 1 thc e \ p a n \ i i m lplm "The \rr,md ph,t\c i,f I,W I r o u \ ~ n g i . i p .u~~mwI lp~c mrm undcrp.dw .i1c\ thi ",'1"""""1, I<' I"' 'It I11 I'lacc,"O.Donnrll d l n l "T~II\II(IIIIII e\dcnt tIin,r~gh rlic i n ~ t r h i r oi rc-
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Acaxdrdlngtuml lcroI~cr2X repon that was made o, r lx L3,~ td oi(;,n-
Leadership and excellence honoured
Fianca Gucciandi, director of the Millenium Excellence Award program, is accompanied by Archa Gupta, recipient of the award and Amit Chakma, VP academic and provost, at the ceremony honouring the scholarships award laureate. The award is usually given t o students who display leadership and academic excellence.
From t h e desk of t h e news writers ~~~~~
Universities
Cnrnpu Cc,nstables at the University of Manitoba ~ r c s t c d two students for bemg verhallyahu\wc towards thcofficcra and chs- playngpd>l~c intoncatmn.They werelodged m ccll5, allowed tu sobcr up, issued public mtoxcauon tag5 and drivcn back to thc~r residence.
TheUniversigofGuelph's CSA wa5 11 1 \tudcnts short ufwhat the" necdcd to r e a ~ h quorum at thrx Annual General Mecung (AGM) last Tucday. Only thuty-mnc stu- denrs out of 15,000 s i p c d in.
Ani-mdpostcclbyZ~onistsatMcMaster hasampliticd thetensam behncenpr<,-Isrd atidpm-Palesunegroupsoncampus.Allcg~- nuns have been c~rculanng Lhat Zionlsls a1 McMastcr-apn,-lar~clt,propcacc studmt group - havc been mciung hatc towards Pnlesunians and Arabs via therr boolh rn the studcntcentre.
Pr~meMmrsterJeanChret~en hasset lu. deparmc forlkcember 12,gvmgl'aulMar
-* i four months to govern, rather than a precarnpug qmm, h e h r c he c m f~asihll \ ~ e k hl\ uwn mandate m ?n clccmon
A n o ~ l p a m n m ~ h ~ J m e s W ~ I ~ o n M o m ~ e that"clcs 1ppear~d"for9Oyear fetched $1 5 m h o n at an ~ u c u o n held hy Sotheby's In
( anada,hII~d as thelrlargest ever
Mayor-drct David Miller sald yestcrdag thatdcqxtc effurrs to renvc the A d a m nun' landfill, he rcrnans oppohcd tu shrppinp Ton,nro's trash to a pr<,posed d u n ~ p on the ~ r l ~ l m d L a l i e s ~ t e .
(:ana&ans are factnga miserable flu sea- son wth thecarly and uncxpectcdarnvalofd parucuhrly nasty a tmmofthev~n~s thatww not targetcd in thts year's shots.
International
. For the first time smce 2000, Beijing hur threatened to use force agamst 'l'mvar \hould the island's pro-tndepcndence movc mcnt contlnue to escalate.
St. Lncia's pr ime minister, Grin! Anthony, has cdled off:~parl~arnenmtyde bate thatwuuld dlow thcpracticeofal~omot under cerouncircumstanccs.Hcdermcd t h ~ ISSW too conmwersial. - TheUSmilitaryannoun~eda$lll~o~ rewarrlonWedncsday forinformahonlead ing to thc capture of Saddam Husse~n's to1 dcputy, Izzat Ibrahlm al-Doun, who rs be limed to be hchmd many of the insurgcn attacks tnlraq. . Authontirs havcissue11 anarrestwarran for Michael Jacksononmultiplecounts o child molestation and havc dxected h m t~ surrender and rum m hts passport. - The British pound is aadingat anall-um
low~ns t t hccu roove rga ing fea r s oEU: protectionism and a waningappcote fir U, asscts among forcipmvestors.
UW Food Services dish out new items lohn Baxter ----- jPEClALTO IMPRINT
apace. It was noted that crecting thecafeteriain rtcrla huurs to open later and stay open l a m is
th~bu~l~hlm~w~~uldaUowfortheconstn~cu~nf not u~trmal."
Dr. James Rush attributes his success to support from faculty members Tzana Galeta - - - - -- SPECIALTO IMPRINT
IWass~st;uitprofc\\orllr, James Rush,amctn- her of rhr Centre for Apphed HealthKcscarch, hasrccentlil,ccnc~~~~ii~r~i~~las:~(:u~adnRe\c:uch Charrfur"mirgrat~x evascularb~r , l~ ,~ ."Hcw~l l rcce1veY100,000:~yca1i~~rfix c ycars,wl~ichw~llbe renewable once, and he will obtun 3120,607 from thc CmadaFoundatmn for Innuvation for
rcse,ucl?-lnfrasnuctliir support R~~shx~r ihu~esIussuccea \ tohs traiolngmd
hrs suppornve departmental and faculty cnvl- mnment
"My ~~wnspeuficresearch~~~tercats;lrelcd b\ rdyn;mcmdgrow~~~~~o~ipofr~seiu~hei~w~lh mtcrestsmci~i1~~~rascularph~~11~Iogy,"raidRush.
He rnamouns that dunng h ~ s three "cars nr \Yiitirloo, thc hard work of h s graduate stu- dents mas wa\ msn~rncntalin haohtanmgthe CanadnResearch Char.
"I a m overwhelmed by the endoscmem ot my career and the research program and the possibilities ~t fadtates," hc said. "I am also humbled by the knowledge that there arc many other indrv~duak In my department that are cqually dcaervmgof such an award."
Rush asscrts that the number of world-rc- oowned resrarchhcr?. from avariety nfdsc~phnes - indudmg physdngy, biomechanics, ergo- normcs, \oc~obgy, psychology, motor control andneurosc~ences- helpmakethcdepanmcnt thc success chat lt IS.
' IhehcJthresarch hubfortheU~vesityol Waterloois an cxrremely cuUe,@ mdpruductivi place to work," hc sad.
In kinesmlogy, Rush's homc deparrmmt then mssmn I S the prevention of illness and m~qandTheCaoadaFoundation fnrlmova- uonwill help fund thepurchascofstatc-of-the-
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Teacher Awards
Waterloo to become part of Cambridge next September Construction on School of Architecture's new home kicks off with a $5 milhon start Anne Faye SPKALTOIMPRINT
T l ~ e S ~ l ~ o o l o i A r r i ~ ~ r e c l ~ ~ r e w i l l mow thnn t n p l c ~ o r u r r c n t s p a ~ c r ~ ~ t s n c w Iocauon m thc Gty of Carnbndgc. (:onrinlcuon ha\ hcgun m tlrr hc.m ofold (;all --alongrhc I,ank\ of the Grand Kircr-whirerhwnrx, Ic,c.b- I,<,,, , d l be. (:<mst~"cl,~,,l \"<,rl'er, have alncdg begun v,ork~ng i m ttic fornmer K m c r d c bdk hldl arrd . ~ c m
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Students to get more research jobs at UW
Bianca Tong IMPRINTSTAFF
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thoughts On ~ U W student wins seat in and around 1 stratford city council
Bueford Pusser SPECIAL TO IMPRINT
Speaking out on rape
2 3 0 loday, Novmmller 21. She iuc
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Widows and Orphans publish pocket-sized paperbacks
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The politics of gay and lesbian art
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dcnr, and art xnol rigt\irrcd ,is lodg- ing huusea. Tllui, rhcy wcic nor m \pccrcilm chalgcd a Itrcnsmgiec
O n ~ ~ i ~ c s ~ r c i . t , l a ; i s r o l d r t ~ , ~ t ~ ~ e q oihir Irou\cua\nduplcr rh.irh~x,rcd stu&im, ninlrir rcg~:litciicl :r.r lodg- try nor p ~ p n g f&. I c&d clh 12m I'rc\.ennou ufiiccr ro let h m know.
hnumcrmon I \ a necess;u) c\- pensc iiml shmld hc rnnmlid to assnrincm~cn\gtt11~g11~~11on~ rlqtrt
to vote, not lhe t \ w o r nwrL t h ~ t someer~joynow Arthc vetylc.i\t, the iotcrs hst can be cleancd up, as we I~nowwhch addresxsare bus~nessrs. The lenant ha~r dresser, who l~vcs at home and not at work, should have only onc nghttovote.\Ve mtghteven find thal the exoenseofenumemtion
Herarnb's column a shocker
Imprint, you suck
Pay attention to your on-line content
Imprmt , uns an illegal substance
A straw on a camel's back
Ottoman Emplrc;~n fact, rcllgonwas not an asuc. 1.m vcsrs thc Ottoman
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cvirtalks ;ih,ut).Thirc'\ tw,rnocli to tlm itmy that pcnplr don't under snmd ~ , r scr, hccausc lpeudo-prhtr- clan, .uc cloudurg mmd? w t h ;& tcw 'ye-',ppcdi"gfi,cr\.
To evrryoni rmding lhls who 15
prrxmatezbcut any Issue- ~f!ou'rc g~,ingtr,iducatcpir,plc,cducatrihc~n
rrght. In 1171s ra\e,T encuomge:ervery unc,rticlu&nghra, to seek th iwhdc 1101) (:hrcl\outAra'ssugc\tr~luih site, www.armemiin-gcnocl~1c.org (lt wa\nu.r\pcllcdL~rtw-rclilnthcpaprr), and tdlarmentantde comfnrnnother pcrspecttve. Don't Irt biased Qolces cluud your judgement ( ~ n c i i d ~ n g m n e ) - lhey hwe don^ mough danlage already I" the u,orld.
Get it right, Chen-Wing
As manager uf the Studcnt L f c Ccn- tre, I wouldhkc to respond to seveml ztatements nudeby RyanChen-Wmg in thcamdcenhtled "Sccrrcy ofFcds hurts us and hurts them."
Mr. ChcnUOmg states lhat lherc was"secrecy"surrnund~ng thc"df- selving3'rcvlcw of the SL(: manage- ment agreement IOlow thar the Stu- dcntlrfe Centre~sgoverncdly a 5t11- den~mapntymangcment board (not the Fcderauon of Students). Thls
APRIL AND MAY
hoanl conasts o i the prwdent and
rtudents atlargs~~osmuns, the prc\+ dent of t h ~ <;radu;itc Studnn\A\so- craaon,tl~eAss~,rlatr~n,r~,sl I-lu<nan Kc\onnc\ and Studcnt Snircc\ ;and thc v r r presdcnl, busmc\\ and ti mince. Tlus br,~nlrcflictsthcpxu~er- \hip hcwrsn thc unwervt). and thi students, buth ~~ndcrgrdrluatr and gmd,,',tc.
( S ~ i n \Vingsr;itcs thnt,"kd\iscc ,md umversq admfn~str:~tor\ hncl r i ~ iiegotlatedr11i:lgrecmcnt onmanngc~
mint of t h ~ SI C lasrM:irch."Th~s I S
normme. Rrst,,fall,thrSJ.(:opevattng a~wmmcntur~sti~~trcncgon~tcd. Tlre S1.C uperxtfng agreemcnt was ap prored ~n Apnl 1994 and many sec-
uons of the agrcrmml nccdcd to bc updatcd (squarc fimtnge figuresm-crc ~ncorrect,otlesh;ul changed, thenamr of the bulldng had to beaddcd, ctc.) The uperatmg qwirment alw, con- tained l q c Fections dcvotcd to the opemuon o i thc nonh campus ath- leucizc~l~t~es;roC iheSrudentl . ~ f e t n - dowment h n d and these sccuuns wcre rcmovcd to rcflcct rhc fact h a t thescareas nowcome undcr theman- ai.crnent of athletrc serwces ard the Sn~dcntLf~F.nd~~wmrntc~~mm~ttce respecuvely. SecondIy,whcntheo1~cc- . ~ m g ~ e e m a > t wasrev~cwed 10 Mad1 2002, theSl .CManagementBoard did make several amendments to the ex-
lsungagrccmcnt,whichareofbcnetit todUWstudenrs: asecondstudmt- at-lrrge powion war added to rhc hoard. 'Lhcpres~Ientufthe Gradom Studem Assou;tuun was granted a
voung pos~tion and as a pwcrmng body, wnh the best mterests of thc ~tudcnts and the SL(: m mnd, (he membcrsdcvelopcd aplan maddrcss
how m y h t u w m q h s m tlx S1.C ,,pcrntmg budgel would bc used fur ~hcb~i~~tit~ft/~cSt~diritI.~fi(:~~~t~e n n l the U\Vadtn~n~rtt:~u<,nc,r thc tider,m,n ~LSt~dcrrts.
h\ f<,r the ~rarcmcntrl~nrrhc "new ,tgreernent goaranterd zin, rent to bed\ .md to Rruh.tkcrs" - w m r li~strmc,d fxct\mfgh~ ;is\~\tmclonf!- fi~g'zcro~~nr'-mthcong~o.dn~ror- poratlim agreimcnt ofthcRiieratain of Studrnts aft11 tliz [lnwel-sm oi
\V:rterhw, it WAS a q c i d (hat tlw itu- dcnt gmirnrrrcm aoiild n a c r Ile c h a r g ~ d a i e e k ~ r t h ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ f l i ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ i ~ ~ ~ 'Thr .~ecrnrra~va~mndel~,ngl~eioretl~irc wiis an ST.(' mmagcmenr hoard
ThcI~cdcrat~onofStoiIentsdopq for t h ~ O C C U ~ L ~ C Y <>f aU thc~r reed sp.,ces,but ~mldethrex~cmal tenants, rhcy don<, tpq arentaltncrcrncnt,%s ctudmt, already pay fix thc building ltsdf- tim was negotmcd in 1'1'14, pnorto the s~gn~ngofthesgrermcnt. Hmbakrr\ alwpayr rvx~rpancy tothe SL(: Inr use of the common spacc
outsldc of the .ucawh~ch Food Sen- ~ c e s pa14 to cmnuuct - s o hey ;ilw
support the SIC. The "iinmaal bur- den" (accordmg to Chen-W~nd of opcmung the SL(: does not "fall on fee-paplog students."l'he fee whlch \mdentspay for the SLCgocs tuward Lhe mortpge <of t h ~ buildmga~d this was a s m d to by rcfircndum.
In thc la\t two ycsrs, the Student SermcesFeeG~mmttcehaspn~~ded fundingtowzd 50per ccnt ofthe cost otTumkcysalanca,as&sc*vinvrdas a htudent servxc. The rest of thc upermng hudgct 1s dcvcl,,ped f n m p r o p r n and retml rental, vendor rental, and retall sales through the Turnkeydesk. AsmmqroftheSLC, I work hard wflh the support and cllrectmn of the Studcnt T.lfe (:entre
Msnxgemenl Bosnl toinwrr thar th~ S1.C 1s nor a "fin:mcml hurrlen" 1 0
Imprint, take a stand
xmously, mclud~ng God. But I'm a Chmuan. 1 do tzhe God scnuoslv,md l'm sure that 1 speak for mnny other bchcvcrs of various faiths who take thmks tlrnt God is holy and sacrcd
therGc,dw~th morethanjusl a p u n of salt. -Me//~mti Brrifkmq
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Farewell to Jean Chretien Robyn Steele
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Having served three consecutive terms as our prime minister, this tough Canadian steps down to Paul Martin, newly chosen leader of the Liberal party.
i ~noncc i i Ihnr lie mould n m \ i i h a hx, oppi,nint Shclla Copps f~~ur r t~m;m~la te , I~u~wuu l r l~cn~euno l Now wrh ( : J ITLIK~' \ C Y C ~ loom 20il4.0nN~~vcmber14,20i11,avorc i~~giieparture~~nDecrrnl~er12,2001, rook placi t i , d ic~dc wlio would rc wccatlsayaorcnorto.,ut Ir;iiler,the p 1 , ~ ~ ~ I : : h r ~ t ~ e n a s l.fher,dpartyleadir man uho thc peoplr k r ~ d to c r m -
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A strange phenomenon in the sky
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shy :md qwct w e n h c f i m t h \ crcnt) IMPRINTSTAFF o%\ 1:hng hi\ uwal , ~n\uhstanllal
lunch I,rcal, ,LT;IJ f ~ i , m Ihis office. FIc
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: twr .mw ~ ~ ~ ~ u i g l ~ u ~ ~ n c ~ s m n n . ~ t ~ l l j ~ n l r nimn - alrhouph it ma, n p c l up .it irotnltrerupmencc,ii.asahlcr~~say rt rhipr,l!ce \taoon a, 1:50p m. (thaw
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work ;lad y,~Ucd a r c l i rold ~ c c d rca down the right Irp of h ~ s \lack\. 4n- other own, *hn rrtuwd to spcnk to tl~epuhccI~i~rci,~~ldcerramIr b c x h - u i j d .I\ rhcdtrci d t h i u g l x ~ t m m g c tau ~n lhl i rathit large ctm, bad the m~itojtunc o f lmng In rrnifir a1 thr tmc. HIS encwnrcr WA\ LCI! qu~cli, .wid acm :in rpywpmri rirmbcr ,,f cli~ll\ di,\rl~1w \pmi hiimc thi nmd
cnouglk tohnngan,ond 'l'h\wasoni ,,ftho\c lncldcnts ~ r l w h ~ c h hie after- wml\ urwld hc ri:~s~,nal~li~hc\.tmc, j~std~lttlrb~tclc.trer.
I lilr'cwhzt hnppcnd. botroi~ghlj 90 to a 100 seconcls p \ ten lar ailci- noonpcupli :illuvcr rou nwreublelo sceasurre;il rcd ulqecl I~ngcrm~gmrhc slivahcri thc \ccond hdfof ,m :I+
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Tony chills near Brubakers in the SLC. He visited Waterloo on Wednesday, November 19 to remind everybody to eat the~r Frosted Flakesfor breakfast because they'regrrreat!
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'Kchgiuss cxpiwence unfa~lmgly ylclds thr 'fmuls ot the spint" in the dally llfe ot the spult-led mortal " (me limma Wu6 1091 06)
FRIDAY, NOVTMUkR 21,2003
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pcnctl, and you're ;1 rhousand mlcb from the corn ficld."
Paul Martin will fill Chretien's shoes on December 12,2003
Paul's plan for
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The Joseph & Wolf Lebovic Chair of Jewish Studies presents:
The Six Day War & Understanding the Contemporary Middle East
presented by Professor Michael Oren, author of the New York Times best seller Six Days of War. Professor Oren holds a PhD from Princeton University In Middle East history and was an advisor to the Israeli UN delegation. His writings have been universally acknowledged as essential for understanding the current state of conflict in the Middle East.
The Six Day War profoundly altered the Middle East and the world's relationship with it. The lessons of that war are invaluable for an understanding of the present Middle East conflict and Israel's courageous ongoing strugggle for its very survival and existence.
Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 7:30 p.m. University of Waterloo
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Warriors right winger Geoff Rivers delivers a shot towards the net as the Guelph Gryphon goaltender Ken Ritson sprawls to make the save last Saturday
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the \ca\on loclcd up until the) IcL Ihe wrtor! pmnhll) slip;m,i? in :i (3-5 loss to thrGr\phonh. LiU"\I\l~keDcll.rhl,,ra,wlro~sncdfi~rse~errrhm thcOLir\mpmnt\ throughruiicpmes ( s ~ x y d \ , tivc;i\u\t\),oprned thc \c~~r~ngro i th~W~arr iors u d a short-handcd tally, wluch was a rcsult <,F Dell;iM~,rao,ntroll~i~ghtsownrel~~~un~l;und then gomg around hx ;i wrzpn,nnd. C,tpt;un Chm 1Iopi;ivoonlatrr fircd.ian\tcrfr~rr,mrhc blucllne tha tc :~n~me~lof fof I~e l l~Mor :~ whnwxsparked in thrslotarea.Tlrfirst pin, ~ls.wlheGcyph~~n.r b ~ m g outshut 15 to 13 inid down hy hvo g o i s
In thc second fmtni, h c Warnor\ wilh the manadv;unt;lgc sk~llfidljworked the p u d ~n thc Guelpl> nmr,rcsiditng~n aM&cNiuongoalth:~t had assists gnvx to right-mngm Kcnn tlurlcj andccnucbchanl Scott.On theensungface-off aGo~lp111nitiated slurmislr hrokeout,w-h;ch led tosomeposhmgand s h o v i n ~ Afterthmgs werc Fin,$ broken up, the Cuelph ccnae, who had
\t.iracl 11,c milcc wth a cnw-chick Ihcfim thc ~ ~ u c l , ~ x r ~ ~ d r o p p ~ ~ l , ~ l r r u . t lrrirtram~n~,rpenalt~. 'Ilk\% arm ,r\x-rrr,mci.q;nm ;il,Ir Ir,r,~p~tnlvenn the poarr plav. I<itrhzricr-oat~\c R d . a d Scott sh~~rrhcpocl,.uL~~ch h,onciii~,ffthicnd h ~ d \ .tnd Imunrcd pcriiclli I,, I'\Y '\ K c i r Ilurlry, ulro p<,ppid 11 upst,mq p . ~ (;uilplr gp.ilrcnder hinR~tv,n.Ikll.t hk,rna~l~lrdhi~th~rdg~~nI~,frhc nct afrir Id.i~nhl~tlrcrilrk.rleci~,~it~,ftla wmer .inilput xInrkh.ndit 011 thiricr 1h.s L)clla h1oi.r ~ ( p p e ~ l p s t h ~ w n 10 C , ~ ~ @ L I L lh!\11,11 ~ r ~ d tha~ &,,tild'i~ hcrn thi. t i r d mill ~n tlic cuttin l o r <,ui lpb T m c n ~ l g thi \cci,crd m n r n i ~ ~ i , n t l r \Ynrrli,r\ hcld a n mprrs5lbr 5 1 l i d
The\\ .rrnors g o t i ~ f f t o . ~ l ~ a l statt~nthrtlllnl p ~ n o d when (:ha\ Ilr ,pmwm got calld k,c h ~ ~ l n g from lxh1n4 lrff lionw, \ h m r d trr mznd~,usctfon ,,ntl>ercsiilnngper~,~ln Ik~IIu~lxn he d ~ i c d n, p r k a parr 1h.a uas ~nrcndcd ior a
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goals. hhrlutes latr~ YW's prrade to thc pcnnlly Imrcnnt~nuedmhen I)ell,~M<,raaa\whfstledfr,r slashing. (,uelptr then p , t 5% sold plum hr , t on Elliott, \vhfch thi LJVC'~,~I~L \:rid. Ellmt w ; ~ ~
nlw I,nll~;tnr ~n slonmg an unguanled G d p h forw,mI, who wa.; caged? ~w?mng the x h o ~ m d on chi .amc p1.q
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Forward Jesse Pyatt attempts to draw UW goalie Jeremy Elliott out of the net.
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Youngteamexperlencesnot-so- pleasant "Battle of Waterloo"
O n I r d r , N i n ~ n h t 21 117,
Men's vo l l eyba l l cap tu re weekend wins
Women's hockey spl i t weekend games
Lackof playersand offense result in lossesforwomen's basketban
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Warrior Hockey (M) Friday, November 21, 2003 7:10 ptn vs Ryerson Rams, UW Columb~a Icefield Arena
Sunday, Novernber 23, 2003 2.00 pm us Toro~ito Varsity Blues, UW Colunha icef~eld Arena
Warrior Basketball Wednr5day Novrm!ibet 76, 20113, i W ) :> 00 pm, 1lMI 8 00 pin vs B I O C I ~ R i d g i ~ , UW Phyyral Artwi~er Complex
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UW head coach Tom Kieswettergives hisclubsome instructionsduring atimeout in agameearlier this season. With two losses in their last three games, the Warriors' record now stands at 3-2.
Warriors drop two straight games
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