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• • • • • • • • about town • • • • • • • •TUE, AUG 4

BREAKFAST CLUBCYP CLUB Speaker Breakfast@Champs Lennox, 1827 OlentangyRiver Rd, www.cypclub.com:Local guest speaker Andrea Ap-plegate offers business advicewhile you mow down breakfastbagels, pastries, and coffee.7:30a-9a; $5.

WED, AUG 5

IS IT ‘AHH-MISH’ OR ‘A-MISH’Separate from the World@Thurber House, 77 Jefferson Ave,614.464.1032, www.thurber-house.org. Join former collegechemistry professor-turned-mys-tery writer Paul Gaus as he readsfrom his latest book, Separatefrom the World. After retiring fromthe College of Wooster, Gausbegan what has become a popu-lar series of mystery novels set inHolmes County, Ohio. Gaus willread from his sixth and latestbook in the Ohio Amish Mysteryseries, a spellbinder that exploresthe rift between two Amish fac-tions in the wake of a murder andsuicide. Gaus lives in Wooster,Ohio, and lectures widely aboutAmish culture. Guests are askedto bring their own blankets orlawn chairs for seating atThurber House. Parking is freeafter 6p at the meters on Jeffer-son Avenue. In case of rain, thepicnic will move to the State AutoInsurance building, 518 E. BroadSt. Complimentary tour begin at5:20p; the picnic starts at 6:15p.m.; and the reading is at 7p.This year Thurber House is col-lecting canned and boxed goodsat each picnic to donate to theMid-Ohio Food Bank. $25/15/5.

SAT, AUG 8

CRAFTS AND CRASHESRoller Girls Get Crafty@ OhioState Fair, Family Fun Pavilion.Join the Ohio Roller Girls andColumbus Crafty Cotillion at ahandmade expo from 12-7p, andbuy a variety of unique hand-made goods from over thirty indiecraft vendors. Vendors includeColumbus-based favorites suchas AmyD, Umbrella Girl Produc-tions, Poshta Design, StinkybombSoap, Clinton Reno and Anne Hol-man Jewelry Design. With prices

ranging from pocket change to adip in the savings pool and goodsas varied as fine art ceramicsfrom Cynthia Vardham to cro-cheted mustaches from WhollyCraft, there’s handmade optionsfor everyone’s taste and budget.Free, once you get into the Fair.

FRI, AUG 14

INTUITION TOURJamie Foxx@ Vets MemorialCenter, 300 W Broad St,614.221.4341, www.fcvm.com:8p; $49.75 - $69.75. He’s hip,he’s hot, and he’s here in theCbus. You’ll kick yourself later ifyou don’t attend, and then seethe bootleg You Tube vids of himgoing all sweaty and shirtless.

SAT, AUG 15

CO-ED VOLLEYBALLRonald McDonald House Volley-ball Fundraiser@ Flannagan’sDublin, 6835 Caine Rd. Slaparound some balls in the “fun” or“competitive” bracket to helpkeep families safe and warmwhile their children battle thedevastating effects of illness.www.digitforthehouse.com.

WE’RE NOT PEDOPHILESSinging Buckeyes HarmonyCamp Show@ Vets MemorialCenter, 300 W Broad St,614.221.4341, www.fcvm.com:7:30p-10:30p.

MON, AUG 17

RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING PEOPLEGrand Re-Opening@ McFad-den’s Restaurant & Saloon, 1576N High St, 614.294.2200,www.mcfaddenssaloon.com.Brand new patios, tvs, stage,dance floor and menu. Check itout!

THE DANIELSES MAKE IT OFFICIALI Do@ Johnson County IowaCourthouse. Michael & Robbie dothe deed in the Hawkeye State ...then they get married, too! Thespiritual ceremony will be inColumbus in Sept for friends andfamily, but the (not our resident)state-sanctioned knot tying oc-curs here.

THU, AUG 20

MMMMM, MMMMMM, BUENOSabor de Columbus@ ColumbusZoo and Aquarium. The HispanicChamber of Columbus proudlyannounces its first annual Saborde Columbus event, showcasingmore than a dozen of Columbus’best in Hispanic and Latin cui-sine, Sabor de Columbus (Tasteof Columbus/Flavor of Columbus)is a fun and exciting evening offood, music and dancing all withLatino flavor and flair. Participat-ing vendors include Costelo’sPuerto Rican Cuisine, Garcia’s In-ternazionale Restaurant, Nicole’sCatering, El Vaquero, AztecaCatering, Baja Sol Cantina, Bar-rio, Casa Sazón, Cazuelas Grill,La Michoacana, Panaderia Oax-aqueña, Perfect Plate Catering,and Starliner Diner. Tickets are$25 and can be purchased bycalling the Chamber at614.255.6085 or online atwww.columbushcc.com.

FRI, AUG 21

MORE RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING PEOPLECocktails for a Cause@ COSI,333 W Broad St, 614.228.COSI,www.cosi.org. Join Dress For Suc-cess Columbus at this first an-nual gala event. Guests will enjoya Roaring Twenties themed affairwith cocktails, date auction,fashion show, live bands, andmore. Benefits Dress For SuccessColumbus, an organization thatoffers personalized professionaldressing services for disadvan-taged women returning to theworkplace. Tickets and informa-tion atwww.cocktailsforacause.eventbrite.com.

SAT, AUG 22

NOT THE ANAL KINDBeadStreet USA@ Vets MemorialCenter, 300 W Broad St,614.221.4341, www.fcvm.com:Purchase everything from custommade beads to jewelry and equip-ment. 10a-6p; $6. Through Aug23.

FRI, AUG 28

DON’T FORGET THE PEANUT BUTTERBrew at the Zoo@ The Colum-

bus Zoo & Aquarium,614.743.0104, www.columbus-zoo.org: Enjoy an after hoursevent at the Zoo featuring musicby the Nate McDonagh Band, foodand beer provided by Barley’sSmokehouse and Brew Pub. 21+.$35 through Aug 23, $45 after.Order online or call Subha Lem-bach.

SAT, AUG 29

BEASTMASTERFerret Buckeye Bash@ VetsMemorial Center, 300 W Broad St,614.221.4341, www.fcvm.com:10a-5p; $5 adults, $1 children,$12 family. Come spank andstroke some weasels, learn whyyou should never put them in yourpants, and get a nose full of fer-ret funk at this pet extravaganza.

THURSDAYS THROUGHOUTAUGUST

The Wexner galleries may beclosed, but there’s plenty of filmto be watched @ Wexner Centerfor the Arts, 1871 N. High St,614.292.3535, wexarts.org.Check out this lineup:

Urban Cowboy, (James Bridges,1980) - The Graduate, (MikeNichols, 1967)Thu, Aug 6, 7p and 9:25p

Jackie Brown, (Quentin Tarantino,1997) - Fast Times at RidgemontHigh, (Amy Heckerling, 1982)Thu, Aug 13, 7p and 9:40p

New 40th Anniversary Print! EasyRider, (Dennis Hopper, 1969)Thu, Aug 20, 7p

Wex Drive-InO Brother, Where Art Thou? (JoelCoen, 2000)Thu, Aug 20, Dusk, Wexner CenterPlaza

Magnolia, (Paul Thomas Ander-son, 1999)Thu, Aug 27, 7p

Dustin Hoffman and Anne Ban-croft as Mrs. Robinson, themovies’ definitive cougar. Songsinclude “Mrs. Robinson” and“Sounds of Silence.” (108 mins.,35mm)

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2611:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyramid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

2712:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL

284:00 PM Karaoke @ Q4:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!

mers8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

294:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II4:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall St

304:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:30 PM Open Mic @ James Club10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

314:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St

18:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

211:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyramid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

312:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q

44:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level4:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!

mers8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

54:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level4:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q

64:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level4:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:30 PM Open Mic @ James Club10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

74:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level7:00 PM First Friday @ Wall St8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q

88:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

911:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyramid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

1012:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q

114:00 PM Karaoke @ Q4:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!

mers8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

124:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II4:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q

134:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level4:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:30 PM Open Mic @ James Club10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

144:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q

158:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

1611:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyramid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

1712:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q

184:00 PM Karaoke @ Q4:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!

mers8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

194:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II4:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q

204:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:30 PM Open Mic @ James Club10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

214:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St

228:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

2311:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyramid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

2412:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL

254:00 PM Karaoke @ Q4:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!

mers8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

264:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II4:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall St

274:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:30 PM Open Mic @ James Club10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

284:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St

298:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

3011:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyramid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

3112:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL

14:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level4:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!

mers8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

24:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II4:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q

34:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level4:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:30 PM Open Mic @ James Club10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

44:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level7:00 PM First Friday @ Wall St8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St

58:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

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