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Frostburn Board of Directors 2020 President: Andrew “Teppy” Tepper

Treasurer: Shawn Ferry Secretary: Jessie Tymoczko

Directors: Noah Stern, Bexx Rosenbloom

Team Leads Rangers: Hudson, Bosco

Medical: Dexter Gate: Mage, Zack

DPW: Shadetree, Bambi Early Arrival: Monty

Fire Conclave: Jilly Bean Placement: Bexx

Volunteer Coordinator: H-Bomb Fire Perimeter: Bosco, Melissa

Staff on Duty: Teppy, Shawn, Jessie, Bexx

What?! Where?! When?! Team Bexx Rosenbloom

Jessie Tymoczko (map) Donnie CoCo (cover design)

THANK YOU To the BOD, Team Leads, TCOs, volunteers, and Frostburn participants for

making the Frostburn magic happen!

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Theme Camps ____________________________________

Burly Ten Pint Men TCO: Shawn We're kind of a dive bar. Fucking things up, playing dad rock, and serving bangin' food since before you were born because we’re old.

Campo Tato TCO: Andi Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in your pants to keep warm.

Camp Pretty Lights TCO: Julie A plethora of pretty lights to delight the eye and mesmerize the mind! Come enjoy our fire and maybe even spin some to our chill beats.

Camp Stuffie TCO: WhatTheFuck 18+ cuddle space. Bring your stuffies and bring your daddies and come color with us!

Catastroph-ish? TCO: Melissa Regretting your life decisions to come somewhere cold and inhospitable to humans, like the top of a mountain in February? Us too! What a Catastrop- oh no wait it's OK!! We'll have tea, munchies, and warm alcohol around a kotastu* table with a samovar** on the side as well. Definitely open at 2p and 10p for tea & tarot in the bell tent. Teatimes will have a type of tea service, Russian, Tibetan, Japanese, English, for anthropological nerd reasons. Drop by for a cup of tea, some chill (but warm) company most other times. *look it up **Imnotgooglingthisforyoueither

Goblins TCO: Laura If you don't know Goblins, that just means Goblins will have to get to know you. Visit Goblin Market for more details.

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Habitat for Insanity TCO: Teppy Come join us in The Sweatlodge where temperatures can reach 120+ degrees. We use a double barrel wood burner and garden sprayers to generate steam. In addition, Habitat hosts several events including spontaneous pizza parties (using a woodburning oven of our own design), a harm reduction discussion (and Narcan training), a lantern procession, and a scent therapy workshop.

Heathen Life TCO: PK The Heathens are setting out from their homes to pillage the mountains of the north! Come eat our food, drink our spirits and revel with us as we celebrate life.

ILLUMINATION TCO: Butterbean Illumination: Lighting up the darkness with light. Stop by to warm yourself up on our fireplace video.

Kamp Krampus TCO: Papa Everyone knows the legend of Krampus, but did you know after a month of torturing spoiled children that Krampus needs to unwind. You lucky few get the privilege to unwind with Krampus and his krew as they come to FrostBurn. Warm Toddy and great tunes. Come on thru and say hi to virgin FrostBurners. But be careful, Krampus is lurking in the shadows and may just have to paddle you for being so very good at being so very bad.

Once Upon a Frostmas TCO: Luna Once Upon A Frostmas, there was a theme camp. It featured a coat-filled Narnia wardrobe cuddle pile, a Dickens village not-square with mulled wine, a festive role playing game and continual Frostmas cheer, along with Kamp Krampus' devilish delights and dance parties. Perhaps there was caroling? Naughty storytime and cheese? A pillow fight under the Mistelfoe? That Frostmas was at Frostburn 2020, and forever in your heart.

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Priority 5 TCO: Bester P5 is here to bring sound, libations, and a welcome homely environment for everyone to enjoy.

Serenity the Snuggle Bus TCO: Lacey Come snuggle by a toasty little fire - need an extra blanket? We have some to gift. Need a warm an toasty beverage? We will be serving Hot Buttered Rum Friday night starting at 7 till we run out! Visit our gifting table with all kinds of little needs and wants! We are so excited to freeze and burn with you!

The BEST Camp TCO: H-Bomb Chill camp of seasoned Frostburners keeping an eternal campfire and providing a warm space to hang out. Hosting a few special events over the weekend.

The Burlington GOAT Factory TCO: Shane Dive Bar dedicated to the Greatest(s) of All Time. Expect weird music, a shrine to the greats, and Smash Mouth. Will the heating be adequate? Probably not. Will the bartenders be surly? Maybe. Will the cups be clean? That's your problem, not ours. Amen.

The Consortium of Indigent Mythological Creatures and Imaginary Bunnies TCO: Bunny From the mists of imaginaria rises the cult known as The Consortium. Join our rabbits, fae, and the indigent creatures in celebration of imagination, self, and warm boooooozy goodness. Enjoy our food gifts, warm yerselves with our company, fire and the "Mauvais Jour de Lièvre (Dirty Day of Hare) AKA Bad Hare Day.”

The Toddy Temple TCO: Couch Hot Toddies and Black Metal. This time we'll bring honey.

White Dragon Noodle Bar TCO: Teapot The White Dragon Noodle Bar is back from our travels round the 'verse for another year of slingin' salty noodles and stingin' drunken wit. When the tent's open, stop by for a snack, a chat, a drink, a game, or yet another story about your very generous mother. At sundown stay for our world-famous vegan soy shiitake noodle soup! Feeling shiny? Sumo wrestle a friend or frenemy and both of you cut the line. Look for the red and white flag and stop into the transgalactic bedouin diner off the shoulder of Orion.

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White Rabbit TCO: Josh Chill art space and hookah lounge.

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The Effigy ____________________________________

Artists: The Great Northern Effigy Builders

The Temple ____________________________________

Artist: Rob Bosco Dedicated to the 11 victims at the Tree of Life Synagogue, Pittsburgh, PA 10/27/2018.

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Art Grant Recipients __________________________________________________________________

Dueling “Cat”apults Artist: Grafton Find the large Cats out on the tundra. Within their cute facades is a catapult. Piled next to these “Cat”apults are over-sized light up cat toys. You can decide whether you want to load the “Cat”apult with these light up balls or a snowball of your own making. Next aim for the apposing “Cat”apult. Load… Pull back… Release… and Watch it Fly!! Did you hit your intended target? Adjust and aim the “Cat”apult, reload, and try again. Battle across the tundra with your friends or frienemies!

Firetower of Babel Artist: Phil The object stands about 8 feet tall and is inscribed with words in all manner of languages; some you recognize, some you don't. The object is warm. The words are illuminated by fire from within. Maybe some other people can say what is written here. It's cold out there, but the object is not cold, and we can gather around it and warm our hands and ponder the things that make all cultures different, and those that make them the same.

GloDome Circus Artists: Bean, Martha (Savers) GloDome is Frostburn’s first performance art grant, a grand experiment in PVC domes and a transportable Circus play space! Bean and Savers are baby aerialists who wanna show you ways to have the upside down experience you didn’t know your Frostburn could have! Swing by, literally hang out with us on our Lyra and aerial yoga hammock! Catch us in our UV lit glowy glory as we show some aerial flow we’ve been excited to learn and share with you! *Note, using any apparatus while intoxicated is a serious danger to yourself and others. You assume the risk of bodily injury. The hammock and Lyra will not be rigged at all times during the burn.

Mauvais Jour de Lièvre (Dirty Day of Hare) Aka. Bad Hare Day Artists: Bunny, Amber “Charm” Hall Mauvais jour de lièvre—Have you ever had a "bad hare day"?

Please Sign the Waver Artist: Saint Please Sign the Waver! How often are we asked to do that? Not that much; it's usually a demand to sign the Waiver. Here at Frostburn, you can do both! While you wait to go through ticketing, and prepare to read and sign that legal document, you can have a much more satisfying encounter with The Waver, there to smile, impart blessings and good fortune, and possibly give you a high five. Of course, you can also sign The Waver, as long as you also remember to sign the Waiver.

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Mandatory Trainings and Meetings ____________________________________

Medical: Friday at 3:00 PM inside Gate Gathering of the First Aid Crew, looking over the gear, discussing how shifts go.

Ranger: Friday at 7:00 PM inside Gate OR Saturday at 10:00 AM inside Gate

Rangers should also attend the effigy perimeter safety meeting (listed below).

Fire Conclave: Saturday 3:00 PM at the effigy

Effigy Perimeter: Saturday 3:00 PM at the effigy

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Events ____________________________________

Ongoing Events Charlie’s Constant Cooker Goblins We will have a towering grill, Made by Charlie L. If in it you'd like to heat, the stuff you like to eat, It's "Goblins!" you have to yell.

Goblin Market Goblins "Backwards up the mossy glen Turn’d and troop’d the goblin men, With their shrill repeated cry, 'Come buy, come buy.'" -- from Goblin Market, by C. Rossetti 1862 10 Goblin Market and the Astral Apothecary will be open at various afternoon—like times (or whenever you can talk a Goblin into it) to tend to the desires of the eye and the needs of the psyche. Once enraptured by our goods and services, the treasures and wisdoms of Goblinfolk, we will help you understand decommodification by rejecting your filthy human currency in lieu of your golden memories, silvery songs, and bronzed baby shoes. Remember to sign the Consent to Treatment, have High Tea with the Queen(s), and stop in at Karl and Charlie's Kitchen Commissary to have a bite of whatever's coming out of their Hot Place. Limited Time Offer, Terms and Conditions May Apply. Goblins are not Liable for Events. Your Fun May Vary, Ours Is More Reliable. Members GFL-CIG, Local #54.

Hot Toddies & Black Metal The Toddy Temple Stop by for a hot toddy in The Temple. Be offended by the music. We promise we'll have honey this time. No set schedule. Check the sign to see if we're open.

Mythological Shenanigan Bar (21+) 11:00 AM - 2:00 AM Friday, Saturday, Sunday Consortium Welcome to Imaginaria! For your cold souls on this frozen Tundra, we bring to you a few gods of fire and hearth: Chantico, Kōjin, and Svarožič. Our mischievous Fox has used their cunning and trickery to liquify these gods to help fortify you against the winter winds. Bring a cup, grab a ladle, fill it up with the god of your choice, and drink

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deep the warm draughts of Imaginaria. Also, if you ask nicely, we have another mythic liquor that will pepper you inside and out.

Narnia Wardrobe Cuddle Space Once Upon a Frostmas Take a coat, leave a coat, cuddle a coat. Your passageway to Narnia awaits. All coats left at the end of the burn will be donated to charity, with Frostmas cheer.

Steam is the New Fire Habitat for Insanity Come join us in the Sweatlodge (large A-Frame structure near the wood depot) throughout Frostburn. Bring water/sports drinks. Towels are provided. The sweatlodge will be running nearly 24x7 this year. Dress code is Hippie Casual.

Stephen Hawking's 14th Annual Time Traveler's Ball 11:11 PM - ∞ The Den of Utter Iquity On the rare occasion that the application of unified field theory actually works, we invite all future tense beings, regardless of identification, to join us for a soiree spanning the ages. If you'd attended the 2039 affair, you'd know that cocktails and dancing were and will be enjoyed. This was a black tie occasion. Time inverse was us all parallex splendor yes.

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Thursday Events Noodle Service 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM White Dragon Noodle Bar At sundown come for our world-famous vegan soy shiitake noodle soup!

Warm Food for Cold Souls 9:00 PM - Burly Ten Pint Men Enjoy great food, drinks, music, and hospitality at Burly Ten Pint Men! Bring your appetite (and your plate). German Schlachtplatte, Moroccan Chicken, Thai Chicken Soup, Norwegian Betasuppe, Brazilian Feijoada is on the menu.

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Friday Events Words Practice 1:30 PM - 2:30 PM The Lecturn near Phart Camp Words! They're great, but sometimes the wrong ones. The LECTURN will be full of words, organized into books, poems, songs, short stories, or aesthetic gibberish. You can do anything with words: read them, quietly or out loud; write them, with or without explanation; or edit them, if you're adventurous! Send words in early if you want to guarantee that they're there, waiting for you.

Tea and Tarot 2:00 PM - 2:30 PM; 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Catastroph-ish? Interested in divining details about your future? Seeking guidance in an upcoming decision? Will you survive your upcoming snow leopard mating safari adventure?(Probably not.) Will that loaf of bread you left in your camping bin since July attain sentience - and does it fear or love you? (It has evolved beyond your weak human emotions and shuns your limited three dimensions.) Our small contingent of Catastroph-ish? soothsayers will be serving tea, reading tarot, and give REALLY BAD tea leaf readings. No refunds accepted - you can't get your decommodify back. We're open at 2p and 10p for tea & tarot in the bell tent. Teatimes will be loosely based on a type of tea service for anthropological nerd reasons. Drop by for a cup of tea, some chill (but warm) company most other times. We'll have tea, munchies, cordial and warm alcohol around a kotastu table with a samovar bubbling on the side.

Opioid OD Prevention and Response Training 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM Habitat for Insanity (Lotus Tent) Come learn what to do if someone around you accidentally overdoses on opioids, and how to prevent that from happening. Learning to use Narcan and test strips only takes five minutes. The rest of the class will be spent understanding how Narcan works, answering questions, and busting common myths. Come for a few minutes, or the whole class, or just stop by to pick up some "I Carry Narcan!" buttons and stickers. We will continue the discussion in the Sweatlodge immediately following.


"Cheesy as Fuck" Erotic Fan Fic Reading and Charcuterie Party 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM

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Once Upon a Frostmas Ridiculous erotic fan fiction reading and cheese party in the Narnia wardrobe! Come cuddle under a coat and cheese it up!

Heated Harm Reduction Hangout 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM Habitat for Insanity (Sweatlodge) Continue our Harm Reduction discussion in the The Sweatlodge. Everyone is welcome, especially those interested in learning how to reduce the harms associated with risky behaviors, such as drug use and sex work. Bring water or sports drinks. Towels provided. Grab one of our many harm reduction buttons before you leave!

Ménage à Tot 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM Campo Tato What's the only thing sexier than a potato? A potato three way! Swing over to Campo Tato and partake in our potato bar while we play some tunes. Bring your friends for shotskis! Tots won't actually be served because we're classy.

Hugs and Kisses 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM Open Camping Two burners from the Lakes of Fire regional are crushin’ hard on FrostBurn and want to show it! Stop over for Edible Hugs, (real ones will be given upon request and consent), and Drinkable Kisses. If you are feeling creative, inspired, or just want to say something to someone you care about you can stop by and decorate a card and put in the FrostBurn mailbox. The mail will make it’s way to your intended once the burn is over. We look forward to seeing you! *cupcakes and hot chocolate with or without butter shots provided as well as craft supplies and stamps for the cards

Tall Santa Visits the Tundra 3:00 PM - Roaming Tall Santa will return again to the Tundra, spreading cheer and gifts. When you hear the bells and the lilting tones of the Christmas kazoo, you'll know that Santa is near. This is non-judgmental Santa, so don't worry about your naughty/nice status!

Flight of the Ruffalo 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM Goblins Do you like hot food? What about Buffalo wings? Have you considered the applications of Gamma Rays in cooking and making a powerful meal? Maybe you even like to eat when the sun is up and you can see your food? Well the Goblins are back with our signature Ruffalo Wings (they're like Buffalo Wings, but big, mean, green, and angry) and we're out to share them with you, not in the middle of the night, but in the light so

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you can see exactly what you're putting in your mouth. And since all class dining establishments have a gift shop, check out the Goblin Market while you're here—it’s always better to make deals on a full stomach, after all.

Parade of Lanterns 5:00 PM - 5:45 PM The Sweat Lodge Join us as we brighten the winter night. Taking from a Swiss tradition where turnip lanterns represent the warmth of home. We'll have lanterns to share or bring your own light as we stroll together from the sweat lodge to effigy and temple.

Noodle Service 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM White Dragon Noodle Bar At sundown come for our world-famous vegan soy shiitake noodle soup!

Hot Buttered Rum 7:00 PM - Serenity Snuggle Bus Come and warm your buns with some Hot Buttered Rum!

Hug Power Hour 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM The BEST Camp Best Camp wants to welcome you to Frostburn with a hug. Hugs have so many benefits. They reduce stress, physical pain, boost immunity and heart health. They also make you happier and shows a person that they are cared for. Stop by and let us hug the hell out of you with your consent of course. Because at Best Camp we love and care for our fellow burners.


Nocturne: Frostburn's Premiere Goth/Industrial Nightclub 9:30 PM - 1:00 AM Phart Camp Back for its third year. Goth//Industrial//Darkwave//EBM. Your darkest attire and costumes highly encouraged; shibari and other light play welcomed. BYOB.

Midnight Meat 11:45 PM - 1:45 AM Goblins

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Are you a fresh new face, or a well seasoned Frostburner? Either way, the Goblins would like to serve you at Midnight Meat. Uh... We mean, we want you to come and eat our meat. Er… We're not looking to eat your meat (at least not till after the first date- consent and all). What? Right. Goblin Camp. Midnight. We'll have meaty meat and vegan meat (the Veggies Kids Hate); come have some hot meat with us in the middle of the cold night.

Midnight Ping-Pong 11:59 PM - Burly Ten Pint Men Enjoy outdoor midnight ping-pong and warm Norwegian Gløgg

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Saturday Events The Pittsburgh Cookie Table 11:00 AM - White Dragon Noodle Bar The cookie table has a special place in every Pittsburghers' heart and we're thrilled to bring the tradition to the Tundra! What is it exactly? It's a cookie potluck! Bring your favorite cookies or small pastries to add to the table, try new cookies, and take a plate with you! The Cookie Table will be set up in the WDNB lounge, starting at 11AM. Please bring an easy-to-read list of ingredients to go with your cookie offerings. You do not need to bring cookies to take cookies. Cookies are for everyone!

12 Drinks of Frostburn 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM The BEST Camp We will be serving up 12 specialty cocktails and drinks in succession before singing happy Burnday, cake and candles included.

Bullseye Bodega 12:00 PM - 5:00 PM The Toddy Temple Come by and shoot some arrows for snacks and adult beverages.

Words Practice 1:30 PM - 2:30 PM The Lecturn near Phart Camp Words! They're great, but sometimes the wrong ones. The LECTURN will be full of words, organized into books, poems, songs, short stories, or aesthetic gibberish. You can do anything with words: read them, quietly or out loud; write them, with or without explanation; or edit them, if you're adventurous! Send words in early if you want to guarantee that they're there, waiting for you.

Tea and Tarot 2:00 PM - 2:30 PM; 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Catastroph-ish? Interested in divining details about your future? Seeking guidance in an upcoming decision? Will you survive your upcoming snow leopard mating safari adventure?(Probably not.) Will that loaf of bread you left in your camping bin since July attain sentience - and does it fear or love you? (It has evolved beyond your weak human emotions and shuns your limited three dimensions.) Our small contingent of Catastroph-ish? soothsayers will be serving tea, reading tarot, and give REALLY BAD tea leaf readings. No refunds accepted - you can't get your decommodify back. We're open at 2p and 10p for tea & tarot in the bell tent. Teatimes will be loosely based on a type of tea service for anthropological nerd reasons. Drop by for a cup of tea, some chill

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(but warm) company most other times. We'll have tea, munchies, cordial and warm alcohol around a kotastu table with a samovar bubbling on the side.

Warm Food for Cold Souls 2:00 PM - Burly Ten Pint Men Pizza at Burly Ten Pint Men. Bring your appetite (and your plate).

Miss Frostburn Pageant 2:30 PM - 4:30 PM Priority 5 All beautiful and talented persons are invited to come strut your stuff and prove your guff. Show us how you trench walk and please talk the talk. No dinosaurs allowed… This year's pageant will include more prizes, more ruthless cuts and more Roach. We'll probably just give the crown to Roach. Bonus points awarded for artful pepperoni distribution.

Priority 5 Bourbon and Burgers 3:00 PM - 4:30 PM Priority 5 P5 bourbon tasting event. We encourage people to bring bourbon that they would like to share. This year we are also cooking burgers.

Who Can Hold the Most Beers at Once!?!?! 4:00 PM - 5:30 PM Priority 5 We've all been there, you have more buddies than hands, and they're all thirsty and you're the closest one to the fridge. You use your skills and problem solving to try to make one trip, because god forbid, you have to make the walk of shame back to the fridge. If you think you are exceptionally talented at dominating this scenario, bring your beer carrying ass down to P5 and PROVE IT. Contestants will have 60 seconds to pick up as many beers as they possible can. They must hold them off of the ground for a count of 10 seconds for it to be official. Falling beers will not start the count over, they will just not count towards their score. Whatever you have at the end of 10 seconds off of the ground will be your score. Props and clothing are not allowed to be utilized and will be cause for immediate disqualification and banishment from the camp. Do you have what it takes to carry the most beers and take home this year's trophy???

Roleplaying Faerie Adventure Game 4:00 PM - 6:00+ PM Once Upon a Frostmas Will the goblins and faeries team up to rescue the Spirit of Frostmas from a villainous sea slug in time to save the Feywild? Straight up cooperative RPG. Simple rules. Spells, fighting, exploring a lost faerie world, solving mysteries, all whilst taking on the role of a mythical character, either goblin or fey.

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Pre-Burn Industry Mixer 4:30 PM - 6:30 PM Phart Camp Have you ever wanted to be a part of the industry? Do you think you have what it takes to hang with the big shots? To make important decisions and make lots of money all while finding the most beautiful partner a person could desire? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the 17th annual Pre-Burn Industry Mixer is the event for you. Bring your latest resume or let one of our professionals help you make one on the spot. There will be a business card making workshop and we will be conducting interviews on the spot so dress to impress and bring a smile that says "I am the industry." This is Frostburns hottest networking event. Everyone from the industry will be there. Please note that this is an exclusive, invite only event. Please stop by Phart Camp earlier in the week to reserve a spot on the guest list.



Midnight Meat 11:45 PM - 1:45 AM Goblins Are you a fresh new face, or a well seasoned Frostburner? Either way, the Goblins would like to serve you at Midnight Meat. Uh... We mean, we want you to come and eat our meat. Er… We're not looking to eat your meat (at least not till after the first date- consent and all). What? Right. Goblin Camp. Midnight. We'll have meaty meat and vegan meat (the Veggies Kids Hate); come have some hot meat with us in the middle of the cold night.

Midnight Ping-Pong 11:59 PM - Burly Ten Pint Men Enjoy outdoor midnight ping-pong and warm Norwegian Gløgg

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Sunday Events Sunday Sunrise Psytrance 6:53 AM - 7:53 AM Priority 5 The 7 year running tradition. If you don't know, you will.

Polar Plunge! 12:00 PM The pond near the greeter’s station Long a part of Frostburn lore, the Polar Plunge will live on again this year. Just because this is listed as an event in the What Where When is not an indication that it's a good idea. Use good sense and radical self reliance, including a way to preserve your appendages and get warm quickly afterwards. Water shoes are a wise idea for this event. Everything else is optional!

Gangsta Wraps 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM White Dragon Noodle Bar Come for Gangsta raps and wraps. This is the second annual Gangsta Wraps at WDNB.

Scents-you-all Therapy 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM Habitat for Insanity (Lotus Tent) Need to relax? Want to be more alert? Hungover? Stop by Habitat to indulge your scent-ses. Nourish your noses. Sniff a whiff. Savor that vapor. Find out how well your whiffer works and mingle with other at this unique event for your olfactory system.

Easter Bunny Redux 2:00 PM - Roaming And on the third day, the Easter Bunny will rise from his frosty tomb to spread more holiday confusion and hop his way into your hearts (or maybe just into your tents or igloos).

Tea and Tarot 2:00 PM - 2:30 PM; 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Catastroph-ish? Interested in divining details about your future? Seeking guidance in an upcoming decision? Will you survive your upcoming snow leopard mating safari adventure?(Probably not.) Will that loaf of bread you left in your camping bin since July attain sentience - and does it fear or love you? (It has evolved beyond your weak human emotions and shuns your limited three dimensions.) Our small contingent of Catastroph-ish? soothsayers will be serving tea, reading tarot, and give REALLY BAD tea leaf readings. No refunds accepted - you can't get your decommodify back. We're

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open at 2p and 10p for tea & tarot in the bell tent. Teatimes will be loosely based on a type of tea service for anthropological nerd reasons. Drop by for a cup of tea, some chill (but warm) company most other times. We'll have tea, munchies, cordial and warm alcohol around a kotastu table with a samovar bubbling on the side.

Tape Measure Trial 3:00 PM - 4:30 PM Priority 5 Tape measures are super fun to extend and even more fun for it to slowly creep, as you extend it, towards your sibling on the couch until it is right in their face and/or taps them. But eventually, as you extend, the tape SNAPS with a crash that cannot be confused with any other sound. Take those tape talents to the trial and totally prove that you're the top tot. The contestant who extends the tape the furthest without breaking will be this years champion!

Let’s Talk Mental Health 3:30 PM - 4:15 PM with Q/A Consortium The discussion is centered around how to provide mental health support for those who struggle with suicide, those who are in need of crisis intervention, and a sprinkle of everything else. We will focus on what questions to ask and what to do. Note this isn’t a space to explore or re-open traumas, but space to collaborate and discuss methods that work to put us on the right path.

Mistlefoe Pillow Fight! 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM Once Upon a Frostmas Someone's halls are getting DECKED! Bring your own pillows (or snowballs, whether permitting) and come play fight/kiss (consensually, of course) under the mistletoe.


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Monday Events Exodus 2:00 PM All of Frostburn You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here! Please plan to be off Marvin’s Mountaintop by 2:00 PM on Monday.

That’s all for this year’s edition of the Frostburn What?! Where?! When?! See you next year!

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