4 - IGL - The Rash I Can't Get Rid Off

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The Rash I cant get rid off

By

Dorian Bartecki

Based on: Chocolate and banana toast


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INTRO GAG

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INT. FATSO APARTMENT - NIGHT

26th March 1999

Fatso is sitting in his chair next to a fire place that isburning (the room looks very posh with books over the fireplace and painting of Meg Griffin), hes sitting with thegrill next to him and on that grill is a burger. Fatso isreading a magazine G4A (games4ages) and he sees that thereis a new game coming out the next day.

FATSO(mumbles under his nose)Wantto ride a bike but have the

balls or the money? Kinda ...Are you angry sometimes andwant to take it out onsomeone? I guess ... Now youcan do that safely in our newviolent motorbike video gamerated T for Teen "Bike andMike Go Skating" coming out onthe 27th of March 1999 at aprice of 39.99. Thatstomorrow! Ill get it in themorning, now its time for anap.

Fatso starts snoring with the magazine on his chest and theburger slowly catches on fire, the smoke slowly goes intoFatsos nose and he wakes up shaking like an old car (dunno).

FATSOWo wo wo, already done, nice.

Fatso picks up the burger with the spatula which he takesout from under him self.

FATSONice and black, just the way I likeit.

Fatso puts the burger on a bun which he also takes out fromunder him, he runs his tongue around the lips (like hesgoing to eat something delicious) he takes a bite and fallsa sleep.

FADE TO BLACK


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INT. YUJIS GAMING PALACE - DAY

2 days later (28th March 1999)

EXTERNAL SHOT of the shop with the sign Out now "Bike andMike Go Skating" and over that a sign "SALE everything must

go, STORE closing"

Frank and Mario enter the shop through the automatic doorand we see a lot of people just browsing through the games.Frank and Mario come up to the till to talk to the ownerYUJI.

FRANKHi Yuji whats going on why are youclosing the store?

YUJIHi Guys I need to shut down the

store because, some guys in suitscame in with a piece of papersaying that I organize illegalgambling meetings after the storecloses and that the store mustclosed and that I have to pay a1000 pound fine so thats why thesale, ow and I will not be allowedto work in any shop anymore.

Mario is on the side looking at a porn magazine.

FRANK

What? Do you actually organize thiskind of stuff?

YUJIWell ...

We see a quick flashback that is very distorted where Yujiis smoking a cigar and playing roulette then playing somecards and taking the money and laughing.

FRANKWell never mind dude, me and Marioare going to help you get yourstore back, right Mario?

Frank punches Mario to turn around.

MARIOWhat? Yeah sure why not.


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EXT. YUJIS GAMING PALACE

Frank and Mario get out the shop and start walking.

FRANKWhat do you think we should do to

save the only shop in our town thatsupplies the games?

MARIOI dont know man, but you knowwhat?

FRANKWhat?

MARIOI think we should get some XDs toget our brains moving maybe well

figure something out then.

FRANKDude i never thought Id say thisbut this is a great idea!

MARIOI know, do you have any money?

FRANKNo do you?

MARIO

I wouldnt ask if i had, bummerdude now we just well just have todrink that toilet water.

Mario takes out a jar full of water with little brown thingsswimming.

Fatso is riding on his chair.

FRANKOy its Fatso maybe he has somemoney to borrow. Oi fatso!

FATSOHi guys.

MARIODude do you have 2 quid we couldborrow?

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FATSOGood one thats exactly how much... I mean i dont, sorry dudes, ionly have 37.99.

FRANK

Wha ... 2 more pounds and you couldbuy that new game i heard aboutsomething about a bike i think.

FATSOI know man but dont worry Ill getit, i hope they got a deal now thatthe store is closing.

FRANKGood luck, and it sucks that youdont have the money man, we reallywanted some XDs to get are brains

going, so we could think ofsomething to help yuji get hisstore back.

FATSOWhy would you do that? You can nowget games half price or for almostnothing, why would you go back tothe regular prices?

Frank is nodding with his arms crossed while Mario speaks.

MARIO

Dude if this store goes down, wherewill we get the games? the closeststore is like 10 minutes away fromhere.

FRANKYeah and this is like our childhoodman, every game we got, we got fromhere ever since we were little, wejust gotta do this to preserve ourmemories, wanna help?

FATSOSuit your self Im going to getsome deals.

Fatso rides off to the store.

FRANKHe was acting a bit strange, do youthink he had a stroke or something

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FRANK (contd)from eating grilled food for hisentire life?

MARIOMaybe dude, i dont know, Im

trying to figure out a way to getthe money for XDs man.

FRANKGood point you know what wouldprobably help us think of a way toget the money for the XDs.

MARIOWhat?

FRANKXDs.

MARIOYeah should we get some?

FRANKYeah sure lets go, my treat.

Frank and Mario walk away.

INT. FRANK AND MARIO HOME - SAME DAY

Frank and Mario are sitting on a couch watching TV and

sipping on XDs.

MARIODude, is your brain working betternow?

FRANKYeah, is yours?

MARIONo i mean we only started drinkingthem 5 minutes ago and it takes atleast 40 minutes to kick in.

FRANKOw yeah i know that i was justsaying that yeah that i, i mean ineed to take a piss be right back.

Frank goes upstairs to the "toilet". Mario stays and watchesthe TV.


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TV ADVERT FOR "BIKE AND MIKE GO SKATING"

Bike drives real fast into the camera in the desert, a shotof a guy skating on asphalt with a stupid face on, then ashot of guy with a helmet on, slowly zooming out and we seehe has 2 girls next to him, then a shot of guy on a bikewith a baseball bat, then a gameplay footage of a bike

driving down a road with weapon hitting Ice skaters on theasphalt in the summer.

NARRATOR (DEEP VOICE)In the world where snow does notexist anymore, and dumb ice skatersskate on the asphalt, there is onlyone man who can stop them, his nameis Mike, and He has a bike.

NARRATOR 2 (COOL VOICE)Bike and Mike Go Skating out now inyour local game store for only

39.99, (now very fast) the pricewont go down just because thestore is closing down.


Frank comes down the stairs from the "toilet". Mario isstill sitting on the sofa watching TV.

FRANKWhat did i miss?

MARIOThe most awesome trailer forprobably the most awesome videogame ever created.

FRANKReally what game was it?

MARIOYou know "Bike and Mike goskating", the one fatso wanted toget on a deal but apparently itwont happen because the pricewont drop even if the store isclosing.

FRANKDude. do you think fatso might havesomething to do with the Yujisplace closing?

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MARIOWell it sounds a bit like him, imean we can check it out and askhim.

FRANK

Yeah good idea lets go.

MARIONo wait after these ads who know wemight see something we really likeor need.

FRANKTrue.

INT. CORRIDOR BEFORE FATSO HOUSE - SAME DAY

Frank and Mario walk to the fatsos door.

MARIODo you think hes home.

FRANKWell if hes not do you know theaddresses to all the fast foodjoints?

MARIOHa, no.

Frank knocks on the door. The door opens.

FRANKYes hes home.

Frank and Mario enter.

INT. FATSO APARTMENT

Fatso is sitting in his chair while eating a baguette.

FATSOHi guys what do you want? You knowyou never visit me just like thatits always we want that game wewant that porno we want that guysliver etc. arent we friends?

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MARIOWhen you say it like that it makesus look like dicks ...

FRANKYea were not that bad are we?

anyway did you get the game?

FATSOWell no, apparently just becausethe store is closing not everyprice must go down, but dont worryIll figure something else out.

FRANKSo you admit it was your idea tosent some guys on Yuji and accusehim of illegal gambling meeting sothat he would had to close the

store and so you could get the gamecheaper is that right?

FATSOWo wo guys are you saying that iwould close the only store in townto get a game cheaper is thatright?

FRANKYes.

FATSO

Well Im not saying anythingwithout my lawyer.

FRANKWell see about that!

FATSOLet see you try to catch me.

MARIOHa.

Fatso ejects him self with his chair through the room whilewaving bye bye.

FRANKLets get him.


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INT. CORRIDOR BEFORE FATSO HOUSE

Frank and Mario run to the lift, but it takes forever sothey run down the stairs.

EXT. IN FRONT OF WHERE FATSO LIVES.

Frank and Mario run out of the building and look around forhim, they notice him, and frank takes out a plunger gun andand slowly aims at one of the wheels on fatsos chair. Theplunger slowly flies to the wheel and sticks pulls it outand fatsos chair goes up in the air, fatso fells of on hisstomach and starts to bounce, he falls on a kid onskateboard (vintage plastic one) and kid falls off but fatsolands on the skateboard and rides on it. Frank and Mariolook at each other and start to chase after fatso.

EXT. STREET/SF INSPIRED HILL

Fatso is on a skateboards on a flat road that will godownhill (San Francisco looking hill), Frank and Mario seethat fatso will be going down hill and they probably wontbe able to catch him so they jump on the rail that is on thewalkway that goes down with the hill to the bottom. Theyjump on and we get a close up on the shoes, and a logo ofSOAP (change it so no copywrite is harmed or whatever) popsup and the zoom out and show frank giving a thumbs up. Theygrind down the rail, fatso goes between the fast going carson the straight parts of the hill while Frank and Mario makeimpressive acrobatic over these parts (maybe jsr tricks).

EXT. BOTTOM OF THE HILL

Fatso still rides on the skateboard, Frank and Mario stillgrind but the hill is finishing and at the bottom there is amotorbike salon "Get Of My Bike". Fatso crashes through thewindow to the salon.

INT. GOMB SALON

A seller is presenting and old rich guy a new crazy bikethat has a toilet seat where the seat should be.

SELLERAs you can see here sir, this isour newest bike, its veryrevolutionary, because you see ithas a toilet seat instead of anormal seat. So whenever youre on

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SELLER (contd)the road and need to poop or take awee wee you will no longer have tostop at random place and get yourpenis bitten off by a raccoon, truestory.

Little cloud shows up showing the seller peeing on a bush bythe highway and a raccoon jump on him private parts. (allseen from the back)

OLD GUYThat sounds delightful, i guessIll no longer need diapers whenIm on the road. Ill take it.

SELLERThats great let me just get you tosign some papers and this beauty is

yours.

Fatso crashes into the salon hits the bike and lands on itand drives off through the window on the other side of thesalon. We can hear a poop noise. Frank and Mario run to thestore and stop.

FRANKGive us youre best bike, and wellget you your bike back i promise.

SELLEROkay here you go its parked in

back of the salon.

Seller throws them keys to a bike.

SELLERJust be careful dont damageanything, and bring it back in onepiece.

FRANKWell do our best.

Frank sniffs.

FRANKAnd somebody needs to change theirunderwear.

SELLERThats me sorry.

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MARIOThanks for the keys by the way.

Frank and Mario run to the bike. Old guy looks at theseller.

OLD GUYI dont even crap this bad, and Im76.

EXT. BACK OF THE GOMB SALON

Frank and Mario get out through the broken glass, and see aparking full of bikes.

MARIOOw man how are we going to find thebike?

FRANKWait it has that ringy thingy.

Frank presses the button, and they look for a bike that willbeep, the sound of the bike is heard from behind. They turnaround and they see an awesome bike. They come up to it andsit on it, they try to put the key into the key slot but itdoesnt fit.

FRANKI doesnt fit.

MARIOTry a different one.

FRANKTheres only one key dude.

The seller comes out.

SELLERIts not this one.

OLD GUYThat one is mine.

MARIONice.

OLD GUYThanks.

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FRANKSo which ones yours?

Seller point on to a normal bicycle tied with a key chainthat goes beep.

SELLERThat one, just be careful with it.

FRANKYouve got to be kidding me.

MARIOWe dont have time lets just takeit.

FRANKLame dude, lame. (to the seller)

Frank and Mario come up to the bike and try to open the keylock but they struggle. On the bottom of the screen we see along arrow showing how far fatso is from frank and Mario,and it show that fatso is a bit over half way done.

FRANKIt doesnt work. Oy dude it doesntwork.

SELLEROw its voice activated.

FRANK

Who in the right mind would stealsuch bike huh?

SELLERYou see when i was young ...

FRANKSorry to interrupt but were kindain a hurry mkay?

SELLEROkay, here you go. I like pushingup daisies.

LOCK (SEXY VOICE)Im all yours.

Frank and Mario look like WTF. Then they get on the bike andstart pedaling and go off.


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EXT. ROAD IN THE VALLEY

Frank pedals and Mario sits in the back. They go 5 miles perhour cars pass them very quickly. Its very loud they canbarely hear each other.

MARIOOy what does this button do?

FRANKI dont know, but dont press it.

MARIOWhat?!

FRANKDont Press it!

MARIO

Okay

Mario pushes a button. The bike magically creates and engineand gives them a great boost of speed.

CUT TO FATSO

Fatso rides on the stolen toilet bike.

FATSOI guess i lost them. This bike itspretty comfy, i guess i have timeto pass a chocolate bunny.

Fatso relaxes and tries to poop, he takes out a newspaperand reads it while the bike steers it self. then itautomatically flushes the stuff behind him through a specialpipe.

FATSOOw nice it even flushes, i wonderwhere it all goes, just like on aplane or a train. i guess somemysteries will be left unsolvedhuh.

Cut to frank and Mario boosting through the road and passingcars. The arrow with their faces comes closer to fatso. theypass the poop that fatso took and it looks like a chocolatebunny.

FRANKWere getting close.

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MARIOHow do you know?

FRANKWe just passed his shit.

MARIOHow do you know its his?

FRANKLong story short you dont want toknow.

(Maybe show a little cloud over the head showing frank beinglittle at fatsos house in the toilet, he sees a chocolatebunny in the toilet and takes it out and takes a bite andthen starts to cry, then come back and make frank shiver)

Frank and Mario get closer to the Fatsos bike and their

speed starts to match his.

FRANKOi fatso, stop and fight like aman.

MARIOOr 20 whatever you like.

FRANKHa!

FATSO

Never!

NOW WE ENTER A GAMELPAY STYLE SCENE

There are health bars over their heads (squares with coloursfill green full, yellow mid, and red almost empty) thecamera is from behind just like in road rash. (or maybe evenuse footage from road rash on PS1 or 3do and put characterover the ones in the game) Some good rock music plays.

Fatso takes out a baseball bat from under his butt. Andstarts to hit frank and Mario. They flinch a bit and andloose a bit of life. Mario performs a kick and hits fatso healso flinches a bit and loses a bit of life. Fatso makesanother hit a misses then a truck comes and they go on bothsides. Now there are stupid skaters on the asphalt. Frankand Mario vs Fatso who gets the most hits on the skaters.Then after a short fight, Mario pulls out the exhaust pipeand hits fatso, he falls down in a sprite fashion and hestarts to flash.

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FRANKNice where did you get the pipe?

MARIOI just pulled it out from here.

FRANKWhat?

FRANK AND MARIOAhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

The bike turns to the side jumps up to the air and land onside of the road along with frank and Mario.

Fatso is slowly getting up, frank and Mario step on hishands while holding one of their arms like its hurt orbroken.

FRANKWhy did you do it fatso?

FATSOI didnt do it.

Mario steps on his hand harder.

FATSOOw what the hell?

FRANKYeah what the hell dude?

MARIOI though thats what we were goingto do.

FRANKUncool man uncool, no porn tonight.

MARIOOhhh f u!

Mario walks away.

FRANKIf not you then who? and what didyou mean buy finding another way toget the game? And why the hell didyou run if you didnt do it?

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FATSOWoo woo slow down. I meant that iwould get some vouchers fromsomeone but you interrupted me,rude. And i ran away today becauseits a cliche day in my calendar

and thats what you do if youdidnt do it but someone suspectsyou in a movie.

FRANKOw yeah, i wonder did Mario alsocrushed your hand harer because ofthat.

MARIOWell no but Im going to say yes soyou we can all forget about it.

FRANKWhy didnt you tell me its clicheday, i have so many ideas forcliches.

FATSOYeah like what kind?

FRANKI dont know, i didnt say i havethem now. But any way can you helpus find the person whos trying toframe Yuji we will help you pay for

the game in return.

Fatso starts to be feel melancholic.

FATSOReally? You would do that for me?

MARIOYeah sure, you are our friend aintthat right?

FATSOI guess, okay guys thank you,let mehug you.

Fatso is getting up and while he gets up he starts to sweatlike crazy and he goes up and hug frank and Mario they trynot to touch him. Fatso holds them for quite a while, and itturn out he fell a sleep.

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FRANKDude you can let us go now.

Fatso snores. Frank and Mario let his go he falls down andcrashes to the ground. And he quickly wakes up.

FATSOOkay lets go.

They go away into the distance in the nice sunset.

MARIODude you should go the doctor aboutthat falling a sleep. What aboutthe bikes werent we suppose tobring them back?

FRANKI bet this is all just a dream and

Ill wake up tomorrow and one ofyoull say it was dream like allthe cool stuff that happenedlately.

MARIOI dont think it was a dream dude.

FRANKThen well just avoid that placesimple he doesnt know us.

EXT. BACK OF THE GOMB SALON

Seller looks for frank and mario to come back, he takes outhis phone and start to cry.

SELLERMummy? (sobs) they stole my bikeagain.


Frank, Mario and Fatso sit in a living room discussingpossible suspects. Fatso has his chair back. They have awhite board with pictures of suspects.

FATSOIt so nice that you finally let meinside here, its nice in here, weshould do this more often.

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FRANKDont push it dude. Okay so letssee Yuji is the owner there isplenty of people who would want hisstore to be closed out of hate.Gilly for example could have done

it because shes jealous of theTOMB RAIDER cut out in which Im inlove with.

FATSOMe too!

Fatso and Frank look at Mario because he doesnt sayanything.

MARIOWhat? I dont like her shes alwayslooking at me like she knows

something about me its justcreepy.

FRANKOkay back to suspects, Gary couldhave done it because Yuji stoppedselling weed behind the counter.His daughter Lin could have done itbecause she wanted her father to bemore in home. His wife Lungchincould have done it because i dontknow she doesnt like indian food idont know. The mystery guy could

have done it because he didnt geta refund for a game he didnt like.I mean its hard maybe we shouldask yuji who could have he pissedof lately enough to do that.

MARIOBy the way where did you get allthe info on his family?

FRANKIf i tell i would have to kill you.

EXT. FRONT OF YUJIS GAMING PALACE - LATE NIGHT

Frank Mario and Fatso. look through the window to see ifyuji is in there, but they dont see anything but they hearmusic coming from the back entrance.

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MARIODo you see him?

FRANKNo, i guess his not in.

FATSO

Do you guys here the music comingfrom the back?

FRANKYeah, lets go check it out.

They all go in a funny sneaky pose (shaggy and scooby?)fatso just drives on his chair eating a donught.

EXT. BACK OF THE YUJI PALACE

The fire exit door is open a big flashing sign with light

bulb pointing at the door, and a sign saying "Yujis illegalcasino" Frank and Mario look through the door to see whosinside while fatso finishes his donught.

INT. YUJI CASINO BACK ROOM OF THE GAME SHOP.

The room is filled with smoke from cigars, there are tablesone is for roulette the other one is for poker, there isquite a few people in there playing and smoking cigars,there is a guy singing Wannabe by Spice girls, the guy iswearing pink glasses shaped in stars and he has a gliterything around his neck, and wears jean shorts and a black

tank top.

Yuji is sitting in a kings chair on the side of the roomjust next to the wall.

Frank and Mario and fatso enter the room and look around,they see yuji and go up to him.

FRANKSo youre actually doing this sonobody framed you but you just gotcaught isnt that right Yuji?

YUJIWell youre almost right.

FRANKCorrect me then.

Do a silent flashback montage here, while he narrates

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YUJIWell you see it all started 3 daysago when we got this new game Bikeand Mike go skating, heard of it? iplayed it my self you know forrecommendation purposes and i

realized there is more to life thanjust selling video games, and iwanted to become a famous bikerider who hits dumb ice skaters,but apparently you cant do thathere in our town, so i did someresearch and found that you can dothat in Texas, but it costs2,000,000$ to enter plus the planeticket and the bike, well longstory short i dont have that kindoff money, so i thought to my selfwhat is the most profitable

business in the world ... yesyoure right chinese noodle butunfortunately i dont know how tomake them so i thought what else isprofitable and i remembered i oncelost 20,000 pounds in a casino, soi decided to make my own littlecasino here, and it turned outpretty well plenty of people camein who like to play becauseapparently no one else thought ofthat, so i had hundreds of peoplecoming in on the first day, but not

soon later it turned out that itsillegal and the police came inhere, i dont even know how theyfound me here. But anyway cops camein and took me to the policestation and the next day they sendin those guys in suitsm they camein and the rest you know, but thenit hit me, plenty of people commitinsurance fraud so i thought ishould burn the place down and getthe insurance money which would beenough for that trip and everythingelse plus more, but i needed astrong alibi that i didnt do it sothen you came in and i thought idsay that someone told on me so whenthe place would get burned down youwould think say the police thatsomeone who told on me did that butyou dont know who, but then you

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YUJI (contd)said you were going to help me, soi had to think quick, how could iget you off this so you dont findthe thruth, then i remembered thatyour fat friend wanted a game day

before but didnt have enough moneyso i thought i would give him thegame for free in return forthrowing you of the course but iguess he failed. You know you needto pay for that game now you know!

Fatso is licking an ice cream and doesnt care. Frank andMario look at him with anger that he lied to them and theytrusted him.

FATSOIts okay, my friends said the will

help me pay for it.

YUJINever the less, i thought that yourfriend was doing well with what itold him to do, so i organized alast casino party with free cigars,so that someone eventually woulddrop one and start a fire.

FRANKI swear that if the police checkedthe place for evidence and found a

cigar, they would definitely notgive you the money i swear thatshow it works.

YUJIWhat seriously i thought that theyjust give you the money like that,well that sucks now i need a newplan.

MARIODude why dont you just leave crazydreams to video games.

FRANKYeah man, thats what video gamesare for, they are here so we can dothings we cant do in real life.and as a bonus you dont actuallyget hurt. Thats why we all lovevideo games, you need to understand

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FRANK (contd)that, youre like the god for ushere, you provide us with sleeplessnights and tons frustration as wellus joy and happiness, i meanwithout this shop i would probablyhad to change my life completely

and i dont wanna do that, i lovewhat i do and i dont care whatothers say.

Yuji feel sad about being so selfish.

YUJIKid youre right Im going to closethis illegal shit and go back tobringing the games to kids.

A man smoking a cigar playing black jack slowly drops acigar and a fire starts, people start to run.

FRANKOw no!

MARIOQuick grab the fire extinguisher.

Frank runs to go and grab the fire extinguisher in slowmotion while a very little fire slowly burns without gettingbigger but the shot makes it look big. Yuji, mario and fatsostand/sit frozen while fatsos ice cream melts because of thehead. Frank runs in slow motion to the fire and puts it outwhile screaming. He puts out the fire and breath with

relief, and the fire comes back he quickly puts it outagain.

FRANKThat was close, lets get out ofhere.

They all exit.

EXT. FRONT OF YUJIS GAMING PALACE - LATE NIGHT

Yuji covered in blanket like there was a big fire orsomething, frank and mario and fatso stand, frank comes toyuji.

FRANKHope that youre going to open thestore tomorrow so we can get somenew games especially Bike and Mike.

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YUJIYeah, thanks Ive learned todaythat there is more to video gamesthan just selling them, thanks. Iguess i see you tomorrow.

Frank taps Yuji on the back and goes to mario and fatso.

FRANKCome on guys lets go home get somesleep.

MARIOGood idea.

FATSOyeah lets go, can i sleep at yourstonight?

FRANKYou know what Fatso, you did goodtoday i think you can ... (slowlygoes angrier) sleep in your house,you fucking lied to us!

Frank and Mario walkaway and they leave fatso behind.

FATSOCome on guys dont be like that.Were friends, friends foreverremember.

Frank flips a bird behind to fatso.

INT. YUJIS GAMING PALACE - NEXT DAY

Frank Mario and Fatso go to yuji behind the till to pay forthe game.

FRANKHi yuji how are you doing? Heresthe money for the game that fatsomeant to pay you.

YUJIOw keep it. And Im doing great,never been better, i haventenjoyed this job since i openedthis store thanks again guys.

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FRANKNo problem.

MARIOHey fatso wanna get some XDs withthe money you got left?

FATSOWell guys i cant really drinkthese drinks you know i have towatch out for my weight.

FRANKWhat? Weight? Since when do youcare about your weight?

FATSOSince forever, these "XD" (airquote) have so many calories and

are bad for you liver and heart.

MARIODude youre a such a hypocrite.

FATSOIm not a hippopotamus you fatplumer.

FRANKHey stop that guys, lets go getsome XDs well all feel better comeon my treat.

FATSOSure i want the yellow one.

MARIOIll go with the red one.

FATSOGood choice.

FRANKIll just the regular one. Nowlets go.

They all jump in the air with their fist up and freeze inthe air but fatso jumps and falls on his face.

FRANKWhats up you never done it?

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FATSOIm fat why would i do it?

MARIOHa!

THE END

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