5 Minutes Management Course

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5 minutes management course

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up herShower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quicl! wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

"hen she opens the door, there stands #ob, the ne$t% door neighbour.

#efore she sa!s a word, #ob sa!s, &'&ll gi(e !ou )*++ to drop that towel.&

After thining for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naed'n front of #ob, after a few seconds, #ob hands her )*++ and lea(es.

The woman wraps bac up in the towel and goes bac upstairs.

"hen she gets to the bathroom, her husband ass, &"ho was that&

&'t was #ob the ne$t door neighbour,& she replies.

&-reat,& the husband sa!s, &did he sa! an!thing about the )*++ he owes me&

oral of the stor!:

'f !ou share critical information pertaining to credit and ris with/our shareholders in time, !ou ma! be in a position to pre(ent a(oidable0$posure.

Lesson :

A priest offered a 2un a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to re(eal a leg.

The priest nearl! had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthil! slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, &3ather, remember 4salm 1&

The priest remo(ed his hand. #ut, changing gears, he let his hand slide6p her leg again.The nun once again said, &3ather, remember 4salm 1&

The priest apologi7ed &Sorr! sister but the flesh is wea.&

Arri(ing at the con(ent, the nun sighed hea(il! and went on her wa!.

8n his arri(al at the church, the priest rushed to loo up 4salm 1. 'tSaid, &-o forth and see, further up, !ou will find glor!.&

oral of the stor!:'f !ou are not well informed in !our job, !ou might miss a great8pportunit! .


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Lesson 9:

A sales rep, an administration cler, and the manager are waling toLunch when the! find an antique oil lamp.

The! rub it and a -enie comes out.The -enie sa!s, &'&ll gi(e each of !ou just one wish.&&e first e first& sa!s the admin cler. &' want to be in the #ahamas, dri(ing a speedboat, without a care in the world.&4uff She&s gone.

&e ne$t e ne$t& sa!s the sales rep. &' want to be in ;awaii ,, !ou&re up,& the -enie sa!s to the manager.The manager sa!s, &' want those two bac in the office after lunch.&

oral of the stor!:Alwa!s let !our boss ha(e the first sa!.

Lesson ?

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and ased him, &=an ' also sit lie !ou and@o nothing&The eagle answered: &Sure, wh! not.&

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a

Sudden, a fo$ appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

oral of the stor!:To be sitting and doing nothing, !ou must be sitting (er!, (er! high up.

Lesson 5

A ture! was chatting with a bull.

&' would lo(e to be able to get to the top of that tree& sighed theTure! , &but ' ha(en&t got the energ!.&&"ell, wh! don&t !ou nibble on some of m! droppings& replied the bull.The!&re paced with nutrients.&

The ture! peced at a lump of dung, and found it actuall! ga(e him0nough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The ne$t da!, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

3inall! after a fourth night, the ture! was proudl! perched at the top8f the tree.

;e was promptl! spotted b! a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


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oral of the stor!:#ull Shit might get !ou to the top, but it won&t eep !ou there..

Lesson

A little bird was fl!ing south for the winter. 't was so cold the bird3ro7e and fell to the ground into a large field.

"hile he was l!ing there, a cow came b! and dropped some dung on him.

As the fro7en bird la! there in the pile of cow dung, he began to

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