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General Manager - Al CameronManaging Editor - Frank AnsuiniEditors - Greg Gabbard

Bob HirschfeldBusiness Manager - Bob JahnckeArt Consultant - Paul Rubinstein

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VOL. 45 NO. JANUARY 1962 EST. 1919

Many years ago, we aretold, Paul Revere rode valiantly through the night to warn the townsfolk that "TheBritish are coming!" Nowadays, the Redcoats hold no terror for us (although the Reds might) ..... were thatfamous ride to be re-enacted, the new call to arms no doubt be "The Tow-Trucks are coming!"

For descended upon us is a new horde of adversaries, who, like the British, claim to have the interests of"law and order" on their side. These hirelings wield not muskets, but ticket-books. In these days of outmodedspeed limits, ubiquitous towing zones of doubtful necessity, and an apparent thirst for ready cash on the part ofthe Police Departments, the owner of a motor vehicle pays through the nose. There comes a point when thepreservation of laws safeguarding life and property are lost in the flood of profit-making ventures, on the part ofour fuzzy friends.

Therefore, Phos is pleased to note a growing public awareness that these Parking Ticket Pirates are notthe pure innocents that they would have us believe. As a matter of fact, old Phos is of the opinion that if thingswere set right (which, alas shall never occur), there would be more Cops in our jails than there are thieves.Or is that being redundant?

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From another citywhere the cops double ascat burglars comes a taleof the man who called thestation house to report anintruder of felonious nature inhis home. Wearily the desksergeant told him, "Okay,just go downstairs and gethis badge number, and we'llpick him up in the morning."

Speaking of T.S. Eliotas we were, or will be doing,we note that the HumanitiesDepartment may be surprisedto learn (if any of its mem-bers read the tech) that hispoem "The Waste Land" isa tragic tale of the AmericanWest.

From last month's is-sue of Superman Comics welearn that fourth and fifthplaces in the great Super-man boo-boo contest weretaken by two Techmen. Eachdiscovered some hundreds oferrorsinthe April Fool issue.Congratulations to Al Kuhfeld'63 and Fred Norwood '64,who have proved that litera-ture is not yet dead at MIT!

Not too many peopleare actively aware of thefact that all streets in BackBay are numbered evenly onthe south side - except Bea-con Street. Our noble gen-

darmes had it called violentlyto their attention just beforethe Xmas sonwstorm whenthey merrily towed away allillegally parked vehicles inthat area, not bothering tocheck the numbers at all.Many people who had beenparked quite legally on Bea-con Street were, to say theleast, displeased. To addinsult to injury, the poor over-worked minions of the Lawhad to go around refundingthese citizens' money: a ra-ther rare reversal of monetaryentropy.

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An exciting new college sport is rapidlysweeping the country. In many ways, it issimilar to big game hunting; it has the risk ofcapture, the thrill of stalking the quarry, thebattle of wits (?) with a large, vicious, semi-intelligent adversary, and a sense of achieve-ment. It's called "Fuzz-Bugging", and may beplayed by any number of people. Each of theactivities described is, so far as we know,completely legal (that doesn't mean that youcan't be arrested, for, as well you know, thishas very little to do with legality), and preys oncertain weaknesses inherent in all PoliceOfficers. (Stupidity, greed, and the mentalattitude of a Juvenile Delinquent with a shinynew badge).

1. Walk up to a particularly obnoxious Cop,preferably while he is engaged in some worth-while project (like taking bets). In a voice lowenough so that only he can hear, tell him in nouncertain terms, without sparing the profanity,exactly what you think of him, his parentage,and his ultimate destination in the hereafter. Ifhe should follow his animal instinct, and pro-ceed to sock you in the nose, he has had it; forrecent court decisions have held that beingcussed at is in the line of duty, (since Copsare of such high moral fiber that they couldn'tpossibly be corrupted by such language).Presuming he hits you, even a mild slap in theface, you can file a complaint for assault andbattery at the nearest courthouse. And win.

2. Cops are always worried that they mightbe doing something wrong; generally becausethey are. You can really bug them by seemingto catch them at it. Methods include takingpictures of a Cop anytime, anywhere; (Theyseem particularly sensitive nw) writing downhis badge or squad car number in a little note-book, or simply, without provocation, askinghim for his name and rank. A grungy tool is notas likely to succeed at this form of bugging,unless one wears a clean suit, and looks some-what respectable. Maybe it's not worth theeffort.

3. Pull up to a Cop misdirecting trafficduring rush hour, and innocently ask directionsto any of the following places, noting hisreaction:

a. The Mass Pikeb. Durgin Parkc. The Battle of Bunker Hill Monumentd. Any convenient bookie shope. Madame Fifi's "Boarding House"4. Park in a genuine downtown tow-away

zone, lie down on the floor of the car, andcover yourself with a blanket. Make sure it isa No Parking zone, not a No Stopping zone.When the truck comes, and the chain is about tobe attached, jump up, and sit in the driver'sseat, starting the engine. They can't tow you,legally, so you sit for a while, and calmly driveoff, sneering. If they attempt to tow you any-way, we recommend that you lean out thewindow, and, while honking the horn inces-santly, shout "Thief, thief!" Nothing could becloser to the truth.

5. This escapade is more complex thanmost, but is worth the effort and expense. Wearen't mentioning names, but we know of agroup that was seriously contemplating carryingit out, not too long ago: Buy an old automo-bile at a junk yard, one that just barely runs.By careful preparation and adjustment, loosenstrategic parts of the wreck, and have crucialsections wired together for a short journey.Drive it down to a towing zone where it islikely to be pounced upon quickly. Then, makethe final adjustments, remembering especiallyto remove all of the wheel nuts before replacingthe hubcaps. Retire to a safe distance, andwatch the fun as the smug towing merchantgives a hardy pull, only to have the entire cardisintegrate into a pile of rubbish. Of course,untraceable license plates are essential, toprotect the innocent.

6. Radar traps, while not extensively em-ployed hereabouts, are the terror of the road insome states. Those of you who have ham radiolicenses can think of numerous defenses. Acommercially made detector is already avail-able, for about Forty Dollars, which forewarnsyou before you get close enough to be tracked.In addition, with a ham license, you can legallytransmit on an FCC amateur microwave fre-quency, (as long as it isn't '; Malicious inter,ference", ahem!), and call "CQ" or its equiva-lent with your 1000 watt transmitter, just asyou pass the radar trap. You will most likelyjam their receiver, although some pro )nents ofthis theory have observed that if the needle onthe Cop's meter goes up to 345 m.p.h., he islikely to try to charge you with exceeding a 60mile limit by 285 m.p.h!

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We hear that an engineer, a few years back,talked his wv nt of a t.icket hv xynlnininr

that the meter was set for the length of anaverage American car; whipping out his sliderule, he convinced the judge that, since he wasdriving a small foreign car, the reflected pulsewas of a shorter duration....hence giving afalsely high reading. He won his case, but thejudge, being snowed, had no way of knowingthat the traps no longer work on duration ofpulses, but on doppler shift. It's a good argu-ment, though.

Well, we could go on and on....there are athousand variations to the sport of Fuzz-Bugging; we've mentioned only a meager few.Readers are invited to send in any anecdotes orparticularly interesting achievements along thisline. And, if you feel generous, you might sendalong some bail, as we're tired of smugglingout these stories, piece by piece, while servingour thirty-year sentence for parking violations.Gracias.

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THAN 50 PESOS IN CASH.""Nossiree, I never carry more than 50 pesos in cash. Why should

I when I can convert all that money into convenient Swiss BankReceipts. Who wants to carry all those bills and gold bullionaround in a field-jacket. Besides the pockets in mine are getting alittle worn and the silver could leak out. So you see, when theday comes that the folks around here get sick of me I'm ready to goat a moment's notice . . . with the whole damn treasury in mypocket! "

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There were mice in the basement, so theyoung married couple decided to set traps forthe pests. One trap was placed by a box ofapples, while the other was put by a box ofnuts.

Once the traps had been set, the man andhis wife went to bed. They had just turned outthe lights when a loud "SNAP" sounded fromthe region of the basement.

The man leaped out of bed and ran down-stairs to inspect the catch. His wife followedas far as the top of the basement stairs, whereshe stopped and called down:

"Did you catch him by the apples, darling?"Came the answer from the depths of the

basement: "No, dear."

The intrepid scion of the law crept up onthe parked car, and suddenly turned on hisflashlight, to the consternation of the couplewithin.

"What do you think you're doing in there?",he asked, gleefully.

"Er, ah, we're just necking, Officer.""Well put your neck back in your pants and

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Here it is, gang! Cut it out and send it home toMom, or to the hometown girlfriend. It will helpthem to understand your peculiar way of talking,when you get home, fot it is .....

Tooling-The ingestion of useless information.

Tool-One who tools excessively.

Horny-Being desirous of Female companion-ship.

Grungy-Grubbiness to an extent known only toTechmen and Hoboes.

I[HTFP-An expression of loyalty towards theInstitute, meaning "Institute Has TheFPinnt. PrnfPnnnr"'

Bomb-When performed on a quiz, excellence;when performed on the "East CampusFence", extreme excellence.

Flush-Xt M.I.T., this is the antithesis of"bomb"....those who advocate an endto nuclear tests should therefore con-sider the alternative.

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poses by the tech.

Bee and Pea-Buildings and Power, sometimeserroneously called "Physical"Plant."

Bull-An animal secretly harbored in building14, the mascot of the Humanities Depart-ment.

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Flunking Out-a system whereby M.I.T. makesroom in the dorms for next year's Sfreshmen.

Hairy-Intuitively obvious to the most casualobserver.

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DEPRESSIONYOUR GENERATION IS BEING GYPPED

How many times have Mom and Dad told yeabout the Great Depression? Haven't you ev,noticed the nostalgic gleam in their eyes wh4they speak of bread lines, soup kitchens aifamily men selling apples on streetcorner:Yes, those were the days: rich financiejumping out of windows, no work, just loafina weekly subsistence food package from t]Government, parties that lasted for days bcause people had no place to go. Prices we:cheap, mainly because no one had any mono(Adam Smith). There were vast governmeprojects in conservation and roads, dams, the.ters, bridges, slum clearance, and cheelectric power for undeveloped areas. Eveday one could look forward to another episo(in the battle between the President and t]Supreme Court. Prohibition was repealed,was inhibition, and bank holidays were 365days long each year. Radical politicians sto(on nearly every park bench delivering speecheJolly fun, but your generation is missing it alWhy? Because the people responsible for tllast depression, your folks' generation, aafraid;: they are afraid because they know thgiven the chance

WE CAN DO BETTERYes, your folks' generation knows that th

generation is capable of a bigger, longer lasing, more all encompassing Depression; orthat would make the last one look like a sesonal dip. The last generation wants tiprestige of having lived through The Gre:Depression. In the past few years your gener:tion has repeatedly tried to launch its Depre:sion, only to have it turned into a mild recessicof several years' duration each time. The la!generation is able to do this because

THE OLD GENERATION HOLDS GREAPOWER IN WASHINGTON

They are our Congressmen, our Judges aiour Administrators and they will stop at not)ing to keep their depression first. They alrea'

EVERK Y (MY EVERY WAY WE,4E GETrIN, ACHFR AND R(Cf1R 0

ou have passed special laws, revised the bankinger system and set up special agencies, all withen one aim, to kill your chances of having a de-nd pression! Even PRESIDENT KENNEDY, whos? is far too young to have seen the Depression,rs is on their side! You must help fight him!!

9g WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP FOSTERie YOUR DEPRESSION?

e- You can begin with several old standards:re 1. Withdraw all savings from your bank.ey Then borrow huge sums of money fromnt other banks. This will create a run on

a- the banking system. Demand cash fromap your insurance policies. Then take allry this money to the nearest U.S. Postde Office and demand payment in gold andhe silver. This will create a U.S. Bullionas shortage.

i '4 2. Sell your stocks at ridicuously lowod prices. Use the money to encourages. farmers to produce bigger crops. This1! will increase the already large foodhe glut, and precipitate crash in the grainire market.at 3. If you are a worker, get your union to

go on strike. If you are an employer,close up your shop for an indefinite

is amount of time.t- 4. Stop buying, especially buying onne credit. If you must buy, try to get ana- equivalent product of foreign manufac-he ture. If this is impossible, be sure youat do not buy name brands.a- 5. Send to the government requestings- GP3256478A. This is a governmenton pamphlet listing all the government pam-st phlets available to you free or far below

their actual cost. A collection of one

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Toasting to a bright new year.

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Bobi's hobbies includepainting, hairstyling, writingpoetry and singing. A sampleof her art work may be seen inlast month's Voo Doo on page.16. Bobi painted the pictureof Phos on the wall of theVoo Doo Cave, and also didsome of the drawings in themagazine.

The hobby which holds themost interest for Bobi is sing-ing. Although presentlystudying nursing full-time,she has several years ex-perience singing with variousbands. Bobi also makes therounds at local hospitals,singing for the patients. Shealso enjoys listening tomusic. One of herfavorites is" Town without Pity" by GenePitney.

Bobi now has a part inthis year's Tech Show. Sheis not sure of what the moredistant future holds, butwe are sure of one thing,with her talents, its boundto be good.

G.T.V.

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Late several nights ago theeditors trudged drunkenly tothe Collegian office to makemore plans for this issue, onlyto find that a very strangegentleman had made his wayinto the office.

Shocked about this, wepeered silently around the doorand watched this man, who wasmysteriously clad in a blackcoat, tall hat, and a halo.This is what he did in theensuing fifteen minutes:

The Censor: Gingerly picksup manuscript for the Colle-gian; wrinkles nose. Readsfirst joke; frowns.

Rereads joke very slowly:"EAT, DRINK, AND MAKEMARY."

Rereads joke; changes"MARY" to "MERRY,"wondering how the editorcould make such a silly spell-ing mistake.

Rereads joke; sees nopoint, frowns.

Spells out "M-A-R-Y" tohimself; decides it must be aproper noun.

Rereads joke very deliver-ately.

Reads "EAT"; understands.Reads "DRINK"; wonders

what; decides it must bestronger than buttermilk; cutsout "DRINK."

Reads joke: "EAT...ANDMAKE MARY."

Sees no point; frowns.Reads "MAKE MARY";

remembers that "MARY" is aproper noun; wonders whoMary is; ponders thoughtfully.

Thinks of all the Marys hehas known; decides all mustproper.

Rereads joke; reads "MAKEMARY" softly; wonders if hehas ever "made" anybody;wonders if anybody has evermade anybody; frowns.

Spells out "M-A-K-E" care-fully; says "make" outloud;word leaves harsh taste in hismouth; spits on floor.

Cuts out "MAKE"; readsjoke: "EAT...MARY." Seesno point in eating Mary;doesn't even know Mary;frowns.

Decides getting too familiarwith Mary; cuts out "MARY."'

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And then there was the Indian who drank 38glasses of iced tea one night and the next daythey found him dead in his tepee.

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Early in the morning, as the city began toawaken, a lone figure stalked towards an un-known destination. Having just broken into aJewelry store, he ran his fingers through theloot in his pocket with a satisfied expressionon his face. Suddenly, another man approached,but the thief's fear proved unfounded, when itturned out to be his old friend, Sam, the dopepeddler from down the block. Chatting amiably,the pair was joined by another old friend, whohad spent his night acting as procurer for oneof the more prosperous local houses-of-joy.

Onward they trudged, exchanging gossip,and boasting of their exploits. One couldhardly expect to find a more sinister group; yetin the cold light of dawn, they looked almostlike ordinary people. They were all headed inthe same direction; no one was surprised, there-fore, when a large automobile cruised down thestreet, and stopped beside them. Sure enough,it was another old friend, who invited them toride the rest of the way, as he seemed to beheading for their rendezvous. The driver of thecar was complaining that he didn't seem to rakein as much money in the bookie business as heused to; times were hard.

What could these denizens of the darkpossibly have in common, that might bring themtogether at the close of another night's work?The answer came soon enough, for the carsquealed to a stop, and the men ambled inside,to assemble in a small dimly-lit chamber.

Presently, their leader entered, and surveyedthe motley crew. He collected his cut fromeach of them, surveyed the nightly reportswhich each had filled out, and with an air ofsatisfaction, folded the money into his pocket."Awright," said Sargeant Moloney, of thePolice Department, still with his hand in hispocket, "you patrolmen can all go home now."

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A beautiful girl was one of the two candi-dates for the job at the zoo as a lion tamer.The other was a definite Clyde Beatty type.The manager said he would give them both achance and told the girl to go into the cage.Wearing a big fur coat, the lady did so. Thehuge lion immediately jumped off his stool andchnarad n.t. hear. ,Siddnnlv she whinnod off her

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A rancher couldn't keep his hands off hisbeautiful wife and finally had to fire every oneof them.

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all the marvelous gadgets for which his newcar was notable. She cooed with amazementand admiration as he raised and lowered the topmerely by pressing a button on the dash board.

Enthused by her approbation, he next causedthe doors to open and close by similar automaticcontrivance. Then he pressed a third button and

the motor roared into action. Finally as theysped down the highway, he flickered a gadgetwhich opened the super airvents and the re-

sulting gush of wind whipped the startledEnglish visitor's skirts up over her face. "Isay," she gasped, struggling to lower her dress,"don't you Americans ever do anything by hand?"

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Mother: "Now remember dear, if you neck,smoke and drink, men will call you fast."

When the housemother is in the same room withus, we sit

LIKE THIS.When we go down to the Lyric to see a flick,

we sitLIKETHIS

And then there are some times when we sitLIKETHIS.

- Southern Collegian

They laughed when I came in wearing ber-muda shorts, but when I sat down they split.

- Peel

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See Segal for Special Rates to Techmen

Seal's Body Shop"Since 1917"

Appraiser of Automobile Accidents

Specializing in Body and Fender Repair andRefinishing on all makes of Cars.

306 Massachusetts Ave., Cambridge, Mass.Down the Ramp of the Mass. Avenue Garage

Tel. Kirkland 7-7485

JOE KEEZER ofHarvard Community Exchange

Kirkland 7-2455 1094 Mass. Ave.

Sells Brand Name Suits and Coats atBargain Prices

Cambridge's First Second Hand StoreWelcomes Our

FRIENDS FROM M.I.T.

Lowest prices on camping and sporting equipment

andOutdoor Clothing and Footwear

Central War Surplus433 Massachusetts Ave.Central Sq., Cambridge

TR6-8512

Charlie-the-Tech-Tailor, Inc."Est. 1918"

71 Amherst Street EL 4-2088Opposite Senior House and Dorms

Press your suit

Have Mend your clothes

Him Sew on Buttons

Dry clean your clothing

Laundry Service AvailableShoe Repairing

N.B.-He is noted for the finest work at theinwest Prices

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There are lots of couples who don't neck inparked cars. The woods are full of them.

1st Roommate:2nd Roommate:

rum."1st Roommate:2nd Roommate:

quisitive."

"Where ya been?""Out with my girl drinking

"Jamaica?""Don't be so damned in-

From Chicago comes the report of a manwho spent his life savings to buy his mother ahouse...only to find that the police wouldn't lether run it.

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