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A Somewhat Creative Piece“NPWP 2013 According to Me”
By KiMar Gartman
A Disclaimer to Participants
Caution!
What you are about to read is NPWP according to me. You will find I took great liberty in giving you thoughts and soliloquies. If you like what you are about to see, so very, very happy I will be! But if you find my humor even slightly off key, I offer you now my sincerest apology.
IntroductionThere once were eleven fine
teachersWho met to discuss their job
featuresArticles & demos
Nonfiction & proseSharing with each other the
things that they know.
TheParticipants
Meghan the
Magnificent
2nd Grade
Teacher
Oh yeah!
Meghan the
Magnificent?! What am
I then?
Amanda the Amazing
English Teacher
I like it!
Amber the AwesomeComing of Age
Novelist And now my story is funny! Thanks,
guys!
KiMar the…This is my
project. I can be
whatever I want. Hmmm.
CrazyCreative
I’m not sure what I should be…Maybe just Courtney, the 7th Grade English
TeacherDon’t worry.
I already have one for
you.
Courtney the Captivating
You’ve got to
be kidding
!
Kierstin the Kind
English Teacher
Try again
!
Kierstin the Killer
English Teacher
Now you’r
e talkin
’!
I’ll take kind, Laura the Kind.
Laura the LongsufferingLiterature Teacher
Whatever!
Tyler the TenderDon’t make me come after you,
KiMar!tee hee
Tyler the TirelessTalented Teacher
Of Toilsome Teenagers
And don’t you forget
it!
Ow-Ow!Leslie the Lively,
LuminescentTeacher of 3rd
GradeRock
on, baby!
Hi, guys!
Oh no! My husband’s
been messing with my computer
again…AACK!
Hey! Who are you?
Susan the Swanky,Sophisticated,
Spanish-Speaking English Teacher
Swanky?
Well, as long
as I get my picture taken!
And me?
Betty the Beautiful,Benevolent 6th Grade TeacherNice
!
Our Facilitators
Come on, Dr. Fischer. If
you’re going to look confused, at least do it with a smile!
Oh alrigh
t!
How’s this, then, you pesky grad
assistant?!
Pesky?
Ron the PlainOl’ Ron
Now honestly, Tara. Is that really how
you feel after reading all those inquiry papers?
Let’s be real!
Okay, you want real.
Here it is…
I’ll simply die if I have to read one
more stinkin’
research paper!
Tara the Terrific, But Tortured
NPWP Facilitator
APA
I’m comin’ after you, Tara!
Okay…Bad joke.Moving right
along…
The 2013NPWP
Institute
Okay, who wrote the
cuss word? It’s
right here. Tyler?
Busted!
Posed pictures are so
awkward!
I know, but at
least I’m getting
my picture taken.
Okay, so about the
pesky grad assistant
thing. You didn’t really mean that, did you?
Of course not, KiMar. You were a wonderful
grad assistant—
nice, helpful,
hardworking!
Ah, thanks, Dr. Fischer.
It was pretty fun working with you
too.
Whew! Talked myself out of
that one!
Are you going to help with
this at all?
Yeah, hold on a sec…
I’ve almost passed
this level.
Into the life of every writer, there occasionally falls a little indecisiveness.
Idea #1II warned that jerk if he ever messed with me again, I’d
let him have it! I’m a believ
er now.
Do you ever feel hollow
inside, like your life is just an
outline sketched in the
corner of obscurity?
Idea #2
Mommy, I hurt my
finger. See?
Suck it up, Kid!
Oh, my poor little
dear…
Are youlistening?
How’s my listening
pose, Meghan
the Magnificen
t?
Lookin’ good,
Amanda the
Amazing.
Are YOU listening, Laura?Better than
Amanda, I’d say!
Hmm…I wonder if the GAP has any sales running
today.
Are you listening,
Tara?We
didn’t think so!
Ron Gets a Gift
Yippee!
Ron’s Reactionto His Gift
An APA Manual? But
I’ve heard Sports
Illustrated has nice
articles this time of year!
We’re too sexy for our pictures!
I know what you’rethinking…
What happened to Courtney?
Are you
kidding?
A Focus on
Courtney
COURTNEY
Hmmm. I’m beginning to think she might not be happy about the
“Focus on Courtney.”
Hey! Anybody
seen Betty?I heard she
got a juicy love letter from her husband!
Yoo hoo, Betty!
Pssst!
She’s not
listening to any of
us!
Must be a good one!
Okay, so are you sure we
can do it?
Of course I’m sure.
It’ll be easy! Trust me!
I’m not finding
this very easy,
Amanda.
Wow! Me neither. Sorry, Susan.
No problem! At least I got my picture taken.
Do you really think that every slide has to have
talking bubbles?
Don’t you think there should be
some slides without
bubbles?
Ahhh, what a letter! Is it time to go
home yet?
It’s just that I think there are too many
talking bubbles.
No disrespect, but I don’t
fricken’ care about talking
bubbles. Let’s focus and get
done!
About the talking
bubbles...let the
pictures talk for
themselves.
Okay. That’s what I’ll do next.
Smiles to BrightenYour Day
And saving the best smile for last…
So cute!
And now for the Writing Prompt:
“These people have something to say.
What is it?”
?
?
?Oh, the
one-finger
speech!Woo hoo! Aren’t you glad the talking
bubbles are back?
Okay, maybe not!
WorkWrite
WorkWrite
We’re so busy…
We’re going berserk!
Why aren’t you
smiling, Meghan
?
I’m an artist and my
work was interrupted for a stinkin’
picture? Gosh!
Just kiddin
g!
Good one!
Once upon a time
in a villagefar away
lived a mouse named
Murphey…
Murphy wasa strange
mouse becausehe’s afraid
of two things:Cheese—
Swiss cheeseand
tall men with black
baseball caps.Murphy
would freakout at the
sight of suchmen or cheese.
AAAACK!!Please
spare me, oh terrible wearer-of-the-black
hat!
Good grief, KiMar. Isn’t
this presentation
over yet?
Pesky, isn’t she?
Hey! I heard that!
And now the Conclusion…
And that’s the story of our classIt was wonderful, but it went too fast.
Thanks Ron & Tara for all you’ve doneWe learned a lot and had great fun.
To my summer friends I say goodbyeMay this year you find your wings to fly!
The End