AccentAccentBy: Chloe MaBy: Chloe Ma

Presents to you the reasons to purchase Presents to you the reasons to purchase this magazine…this magazine…

Note: censored for educational purpose Note: censored for educational purpose and time frameand time frame

Reason # 1Reason # 1

Because it has absolutely nothing to do with Because it has absolutely nothing to do with the pop culture of today.. And I know you’ll the pop culture of today.. And I know you’ll enjoy reading itenjoy reading it

It’s my first production but I bet it’ll sound It’s my first production but I bet it’ll sound better than William Hung singing She better than William Hung singing She Bangs, because it doesn’t involve me Bangs, because it doesn’t involve me singingsinging

Reasons #2Reasons #2

It has never released 50’s and 60’s It has never released 50’s and 60’s sketches by the semi-famous Chloe sketches by the semi-famous Chloe Ma (at least you know her)Ma (at least you know her)

But.. You can’t see it, since I’m But.. You can’t see it, since I’m here trying to make you buy it…here trying to make you buy it…

Reason #3Reason #3

Because it has a guide that teaches you Because it has a guide that teaches you how to dress like a true hippie…don’t how to dress like a true hippie…don’t know why you would want to do that, but know why you would want to do that, but here it is…here it is…

Preview for how to dress Preview for how to dress like a hippie..like a hippie..

Wear tye-dye… for everythingWear tye-dye… for everything Facial hair for men… onlyFacial hair for men… only Bell bottom…you know.. Parachute pantsBell bottom…you know.. Parachute pants Sandals… from being attack by pebblesSandals… from being attack by pebbles Peace sign…everything… this is the Peace sign…everything… this is the

theme of the hippie movement isn’t ittheme of the hippie movement isn’t it

The rest is up for you to The rest is up for you to find outfind out

That is only if you buy my magazine or else That is only if you buy my magazine or else you’ll never find out…..PHUHAHAHAHA!you’ll never find out…..PHUHAHAHAHA!

Reason #4Reason #4

• First magazine to First magazine to have absolutely no have absolutely no articles in it… articles in it… you’ll have more you’ll have more pretty pictures to pretty pictures to look atlook at

• Like hot guys such Like hot guys such as Orlando Bloom as Orlando Bloom and Johnny Deppand Johnny Depp

Reason #5Reason #5

• It has all the reasons of why the fifties and It has all the reasons of why the fifties and sixties rocks…more than the time now, no sixties rocks…more than the time now, no why you might say.. But we’ll see.. In the why you might say.. But we’ll see.. In the fifties there werefifties there were

• First found reason of American obesity: the First found reason of American obesity: the wire remote controlwire remote control

• The mass production of electric guitar, if The mass production of electric guitar, if you smash one, you can always get another you smash one, you can always get another

• Because super glue was invented in the Because super glue was invented in the fiftiesfifties

And what about the And what about the sixties??sixties??• Party at Party at

Woodstock 69’, Woodstock 69’, this is when this is when wild behavior wild behavior was first was first exceptedexcepted

• The ultra mini The ultra mini skirt, a gift to skirt, a gift to all all censoredcensored was inventedwas invented

Reason #6Because of it’s

awesomeness, and the fact that I told you so…

Because I spend my Spring Break doing this, so you should appreciate it…

Because it’s the half the price of the mocha frappichino money you donate to Starbucks daily…

No time to lose… here’s the best No time to lose… here’s the best part… the personality quiz…part… the personality quiz…

See if you’re hip or just plain See if you’re hip or just plain square… square…

Note: every content in this Note: every content in this magazine, including quiz is magazine, including quiz is made up by memade up by me

1. On a typical school day, where will you be found?

a. Either sleeping in or cutting class

b. Raising your hand ever 3 minutes to answer a question

c. Fixing hair and getting ready to work

d. Out in the wild singing Kumbaya

2. okay, so school’s over, where are you now?

a. Getting in fights and picking on cheerleaders

b. Joining every club in school humanly possible

c. Working in the restaurant, serving milk shakes

d. Still in the wild singing Kumbaya, the song that never ends

3. What kind of clothing do you wear on a typical school day?

a. Leather jacket, with too many hair styling ingredients in your jean pocket

b. A pink poodle skirt, a grandma sweater with a string of pearls, nothing too flashy

c. Dead in a dress with a name tag, apron, rolling in my skates

d. Absolutely nothing or maybe just a bandana

4. If you know there is a protest going on this weekend, what would you do?

a. Why would I care, I’d rather be racing my car

b. I would so tell the principal, I mean speaking against the government is like so wrong

c. Still stuck serving these annoying people, no time to waste

d. I would be there one week early trying to get people to join the family

5. So, what would your ride be?

a. My babe, yea the one and only black Chevrolet Corvette with flames on the side

b. Smelling the sweet air, riding on a bike with my love

c. Roller skating hello, where have you been?

d. In a colorful bus that matches my tie dye shirt, with the rest of the family

6. Where will you be when you’re 45?

a. Still cruising on the streets, picking up the babes

b. Happily married to my dream husband, staying home taking care of my little darlings

c. Still stuck serving in a fake fifties restaurant

d. Making brownies, sharing the love with the family and getting arrested every other day

7. What is your weapon of choice?

a. My pop out pocket mini comb and my killer good looks

b. My choice of words, a girl is not supposed to fight

c. My killer skates and the pencil in my hair

d. It’s all about the love my brother, I’m not gig to fight you

Mostly A’s- you’re a greaserMostly A’s- you’re a greaser

You’re a greaser, the first American gangsta’. You’re a greaser, the first American gangsta’. Your job is doing absolutely nothing, and Your job is doing absolutely nothing, and pretty proud of it too. Your most prized pretty proud of it too. Your most prized possessions are your ride and your greasy possessions are your ride and your greasy hair, you’re represented by John Travolta in hair, you’re represented by John Travolta in Grease, and Johnny Depp in Crybaby.Grease, and Johnny Depp in Crybaby.

Mostly B’s- prepMostly B’s- prep

Like omg, you’re such a classic prep chick (or Like omg, you’re such a classic prep chick (or dude, it depends) you’re the most normal dude, it depends) you’re the most normal and boring goodie two shoes that has ever and boring goodie two shoes that has ever walked the planet. You most prized walked the planet. You most prized posessions are your boring sanity and your posessions are your boring sanity and your poodle. You’re portray by Sandra Dee in poodle. You’re portray by Sandra Dee in Grease and little kids that dress up at Grease and little kids that dress up at Halloween. Your greatest aspiration is Halloween. Your greatest aspiration is um… your mommy dearest.um… your mommy dearest.

Mostly C’s- hop car waitressMostly C’s- hop car waitress

Let me tell you one thing, your life sucks as a Let me tell you one thing, your life sucks as a hop car waitress. Why would pick a job hop car waitress. Why would pick a job where you roll around the whole day serving where you roll around the whole day serving people that are just too lazy to get out of the people that are just too lazy to get out of the car. well yur most prized posessions are car. well yur most prized posessions are probably your skates and your name plate.probably your skates and your name plate.

Mostly D’s- hippieMostly D’s- hippie

It’s all about the LOVE man. Your job as a hippie is It’s all about the LOVE man. Your job as a hippie is to drive around in your tie dye bus, spreading the to drive around in your tie dye bus, spreading the message of peace and LOVE, paying your bills by message of peace and LOVE, paying your bills by “making people happy”, if you know what I mean. “making people happy”, if you know what I mean. Your job rocks except I don’t think it’s legal. Your Your job rocks except I don’t think it’s legal. Your most prized possessions are your bus and your most prized possessions are your bus and your long, untamed wild hair. I’m going to buy you a long, untamed wild hair. I’m going to buy you a brush for Christmas. You’re inspire by Gandhi, but brush for Christmas. You’re inspire by Gandhi, but no need to go starving yourself, we all know what no need to go starving yourself, we all know what you’re about, LOVE, right?you’re about, LOVE, right?

Okay, so this is the end of the trip, hope you enjoy it.

So go buy the magazine since there are so many “CENSORED” stuff that I’m not allowed to show you…jk.. Buy it or else… jk .. Thanks for your time, have a nice day.