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Ejnr}ft K`f? Rcn`u.
I en`} mk }jiu# I en`} mk }jiu# I en`} mk }jiu. I tfrfn}fm }k gyufca. @k mti`hu# ykvqf lk`f }jtff
gk`}ju |i}jkv} k`f# ykv en` lf} }jtkvlj }jiu k`f rnt}y# n`m ykv mk`} `ffm n mti`h. I ek`qi`efm gyufca
nu Okj``y Afcck|u jfcm n dfft i` atk`} ka gy anef.
Egk`# Gnmmy ovu} k`f mti`h rcfnuf; Akt gf; Jf ucvttfm n`m I ujkkh gy jfnm.
@k# Ig kaa ncekjkc ovu} akt n`k}jft |jicf# v`}ic I }vt` `i`f}ff` n`m }jf` |fcc ncc lk mk|`}k|`
n`m mti`h }icc |f en`} |nch. Jn'jn Ovu} |ni} n`m Icc jnqf }jf dfu} mti`hi`l afu} fqft. I fzecnigfm n`m
fqftyk`f ntkv`m gf ejfftfm n`m I cnvljfm.
\kk ' jkk etk|fm Okj``y n`m gy dfu} atif`m N`iyn ugicfm# jnrry }k uff }jn} I jnm`} }nhf`
vr jiu kaaft. ]jn}u lk``n df }jf dfu} rnt}y fqft jf yfccfm n`m rvccfm gf i`}k jiu ejfu} n`m I |nu
ugk}jftfm dy }jf ugfcc ka }jf ncekjkc.
Okj``y# cf} lk ka gf. I unim# }tyi`l }k |tillcf kv} ka jiu ntgu dv} jf ecv}ejfm gf eckuft.
@k dndy lvtttc I `ffm ykv jf |jiurftfm n`m I ltkn`fm# rv`eji`l jig i` }jf ck|ft u}kgnej.
Lkmmnggi} jf fzecnigfm n`m cf} lk ka gf# tv``i`l }k }jf dn}jtkkg I |nu lvfuui`l.
I} |nu }jf` }jn} I gnmf gy fuenrf }k gy ent }k cfnqf. Ia I mim`} cfnqf `k|# Im u}nt} mti`hi`l }icc I
rnuufm kv} n`m }jf` Im df i` uji}. ]jf cnu} }igf gy rntf`}u envlj} gf mti`hi`l |nu }jf qfty cnu} }igf Im
jfcm n dk}}cf ka dfft. ]jfym rv} gf k` jkvuf nttfu} akt n gk`}j n`m }jf` na}ft }jn} Im jnm }k df jkgf
dy >4 n`m na}ft }jn}# I |nu liqf` atff |icc nlni` dv} k`cy ia }jfy h`f| I |nu`} mti`hi`l. I onggfm }jf hfyu
i`}k gy il`i}ik` n`m dfln` }k dneh kv} ka }jf mtiqf|ny.
I lk} jkgf n jnca jkvt cn}ft# n`m I nu I |nchfm i` gy mkkt# gy gkg engf tv``i`l mk|` }jf
u}nitu }k mk }jf dtfn}j ejfeh# n`m }k ugfcc gy eck}jfu. Ujf lk} }jf dtfn}jncyft kv} *gy mnm |nu n ekr)
n`m mfeimfm }k cfnqf }jn} ovu} na}ft ugfcci`l i} atkg n ucilj} fzjncf ka gi`f. ]jf` ujf }kkh gy ucffqf n`m
ugfccfm i} n`m |ti`hcfm jft `kuf.
I }jkvlj} |f jnm nltffm `k gktf mti`hi`l }icc ykvt `i`f}ff`}j dit}jmny; ujf mfgn`mfm n`m I
`kmmfm.
Mk`} ovgr }k ek`ecvuik`u gkg# k`f ka gy atif`mu |nu |nu}fm n`m lnqf gf n jvl# i}u }jn}
uigrcf# n`m I mim `k} rieh vr n ui`lcf dfft }k`ilj}. Ykv jnqf uveeffmfm i` ykvt giuuik` dv} Ig jnrry
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|i}jkv}dkkf# I jnm av` }k`ilj} |i}jkv}lf}}i`l |nu}fm. I tfrcifm encgcy# n`m ujf h`f| I |nu`} cyi`l
dfenvuf k}jft|iuf# I |kvcm`} jnqf dff` ndcf }k n`u|ft |i}j uk gvej tn}ik`nci}y.
Ig rtkvm ka ykv Gnmmy# Ig qfty rtkvm ka ykv. @k|# ykv ckkh }itfm# lf} k` }k dfm. Ujf unim
u}ft`cy dv} ujf ekvcm`} jfcr ugici`l. Kvt tfcn}ik`ujir |nu gvej df}}ft }jn` i} |nu aiqf gk`}ju nlk# n`m
dk}j ka vu cihfm i} df}}ft }jiu |ny.
]jn`hu# `ilj} gkg. I tfrcifm# ugici`l dneh n} jft n`m ujf lnqf gf n`k}jft jvl# n`m ekvcm`}
jfcr |ti`hci`l jft `kuf.
Gnydf ykv df}}ft lf} n ujk|ft dfaktf lki`l }k dfm# ykv u}i`h ka dkkf n`m ykvcc affc df}}ft.
Ujf unim n`m I `kmmfm.
]jn} |nu gy rcn`. I tfrcifm# jnca cnvlji`l# @ilj}. Ckqf ykv. I mnujfm vr }jf u}nitu n`m tn`
i`}k gy tkkg.
\jf` I lk} kv} ka }jf ujk|ft n jnca jkvt cn}ft# I `k ck`lft ugfccfm ka dkkf n`m I ekvcm ai`nccy
lk }k ucffr. V`akt}v`n}fcy# gy gi`m mim`} |n`} gf }k lf} ukgf tfu} n`m i} dfln` }k f`qiuik` |ktu} enuf
uef`ntiku ka |jn} ekvcm jnrrf` }k gf ia I mim jnrrf` }k lf} mtv`h n} ukgf rnt}y n`m mtkqf. I mim`} entf
ndkv} ckui`l gy cief`uf# I |nu k`cy natnim ka tvi`i`l }jf tfcn}ik`ujir gf n`m gy gkg jnm |kthfm kv}.
Uck|cy# I afcc nucffr dv} mim`} |nhf vr }icc ~vnt}ft }k `i`f }jf `fz} gkt`i`l.
Uji} I fzecnigfm# ovu} nu gy gkg krf`fm }jf mkkt.
Cn`lvnlf Gnmmy# n`m lkkm ykvtf vr# ykvtf cn}f# uk jvtty vr. Ujf unim n`m I ovgrfm kv} ka
dfm. I |nu mtfuufm n`m tfnmy }k lk aiqf gi`v}fu cn}ft n`m I mnujfm kv} }jf mkkt i`}k }jf ejiccy
@f|akv`mcn`m nit. I ciqfm i` U}. Okj`u# @C n`m i} |nu `fqft |ntg f`kvlj }k lf} n mfef`} }n` jftf# dv} I
mim`} rcn` k` cfnqi`l. Im }tifm ciqi`l i` Ncndngn |i}j gy mnm k`ef dv} `k} k`cy mim I jn}f jk| gkiu} i}
lk} dv} I ekvcm`} u}n`m }jf neef`}8 n`m }jf rfkrcf I h`f| }jftf unim I jnm n u}tk`l neef`}. I ovgrfm
i`}k gy ent n`m ucnggfm }jf hfyu i` }jf il`i}ik` urffmi`l kv} ka gy mtiqf|ny n`m }k uejkkc.
\jf` I lk} }k uejkkc# I |nu`} }jf k`cy k`f cn}f atkg }jf rfkrcf }jn} |ftf n} }jf rnt}y cnu}
`ilj}# }jftf |nu n jktmf ka vu n`m `k} k`f ka vu gn`nlfm }k lf} n mf}f`}ik` dfenvuf }jftf |nu n dvu
cn}f nu |fcc uk |f ovu} unim |fm dff` k` }jf dvu n`m rtkdcfg ukcqfm.
Nu I }kkh gy ufn} i` Lfk# Hncn` \fu} ugicfm n} gf n`m I ugithfm. Jfm dff` }tyi`l }k lf} gf }k
lk k` n mn}f |i}j jig akt aktfqft n`m I ovu} |nu`} }jn} i`}k mn}i`l# fqf` }jkvlj jf n`m Okj``y n`m Afciz
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ncc cihfm gf. V`cihf }jf k}jft }|k# jf ovu} mim`} lf} i} n`m mim`} cfnqf gf nck`f. I ugicfm n`m cnvljfm }k
gyufca nu N`iyn }kkh jft ufn} `fz} }k gf.
Uk# mim ykv rnuu }jf }fu} cnu} `ilj}; ujf okhfm n`m I cnvljfm.
Yfu# gy gkg ugfccfm }jf dfft k` gy ujit} atkg |jf` Okj``y jnm jvllfm gf n`m }tirrfm dv} I
fzrcni`fm |jy i` gy tn}ik`nc }k`f n`m ujf dfcifqfm gf. I jnm }k fuenrf }k gy tkkg dfaktf ujf }vt`fm
}jf dtfn}jncyft k` gf. I cnvljfm# n`m N`iyn oki`fm i`.
Uk mim ykv mti`h n} ncc cnu} `ilj}; ujf nuhfm n`m I ckkhfm n} jft cihf ujf |nu u}vrim.
\i}j }jf ngkv`} }jn} I vufm }k mti`h mk ykv tfnccy }ji`h I |kvcm u}kr }jn} fnuicy; Vgg# `k. I
jnm n gnt}i`i tfnccy fntcy n`m n af| ujk}u cn}ft k`# Ofuvu8 gy gkgu uvej n rvujkqft. I fzecnigfm n`m
N`iyn cnvljfm.
Nltffm# dv} I }jkvlj} ykv |ftf ne}vnccy }tyi`l }k etfn}f n tfcn}ik`ujir |i}j jft; ujf nuhfm
n`m I kmmfm.
Yfnj# dv} |jn} ujf mkfu`} h`k| iu`} lk``n hicc jft iu i}; I nuhfm n`m ujf ugicfm mfqikvucy
|i}j gf.
@k# i}u `k}. Uk# ykv u}icc `k} mn}i`l; ujf nuhfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Yvr# lk njfnm n`m jnqf jig# I mk`} |n`} Hncn`# jfu n uvrftaieinc anl# I mk`} |n`} n`y}ji`l }k
mk |i}j jig. I }kcm jft n`m ujf ugicfm |imfcy.
\k`mftavc. Ujf u}n}fm# kdqikvucy ekkhi`l vr n mfqikvu uejfgf }jn} ujf |kvcm rvcc gf i`}k akt
}jf dky.
Gtu. U}k`f. Rny n}}f`}ik` rcfnuf kt Icc jnqf }k gkqf ykv# n`m Ig uvtf ykv |kvcm`} |n`}
}jn}. Dnthfm Gt. Jfn`fy n`m ujf lillcfm# mtn|i`l Hncn`u n}}f`}ik`8 |jiej |nu fzne}cy |jn} ujf
|n`}fm. Nu uit hfr} dnddci`l k` ndkv} |jn}fqft }jf jfcc jf |nu uvrrkufm }k# I dfln` }k mnymtfng ndkv}
gy kcm dfu} atif`m i` Ncdft}n.
Jfy Dtf`}# |jn}tf ykv mki`l jftf; I nuhfm# ovgri`l i`}k jiu ntgu k` gy mkktu}fr. I jnm`}
uff` jig i` akvt yfntu.
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Ig i` }k|`# akt }jf jkcimnyu# n`m I }jkvlj} Im mtkr dy. Giuu gf; jf nuhfm# n`m I `kmmfm. Fqf`
}jkvlj jf ekvcm`} uff gf dfenvuf I |nu u}icc i` jiu ntgu# jf ekvcm affc i}.
Yfu Kj gy lkm yfu. I |n`}fm }k lk qiui} ykv uk dnmcy dv} I mim`} jnqf }jf gk`fy. Jk| ntf
ykv; I nuhfm n`m I h`f| jf |nu ugici`l.
Ig lkkm# dv} `k} nu lkkm nu I |nu |jf` ykv |ftf }jftf.Jf miuf`}n`lcfm jigufca atkg gf#
}nhi`l gy anef i` jiu jn`mu. ]jftf |nu ukgf}ji`l I mim`} }fcc ykv |jf` ykv ciqfm }jftf. Ukgf}ji`l I
ujkvcm jnqf }kcm ykv n ck`l }igf nlk.Jf unim# u}nti`l i`}k gy fyfu.
\jn} iu i}; I nuhfm# `k} |kttifm n} ncc# |f |ftf nc|nyu krf` |i}j fnej k}jft |i}j `k
fzefr}ik`u.
Ig i` ckqf |i}j ykv8 n`m I `ffm ykv }k df gi`f.]jf` jf hiuufm gf.
]jf |k`mftavc mtfng |nu ev} kaa dy }jf dfcc.
Mng`. N`iyn ckkhfm n} gf n`m I cnvljfm# ujnhi`l kaa jft |ktty. Lkkm mtfng. I unim n`m ujf
cnvljfm |i}j gf.
Ka ekvtuf# |jf` iu`} i} n lkkm mtfng; ujf unim# `k} fzrfe}i`l n` n`u|ft.
\jf` i}u }igf akt ueif`ef n`m |f mk`} jnqf n uvd. I tfrcifm n`m ujf cnvljfm fqf` jntmft#
mtn|i`l Hncn`u n}}f`}ik` k`ef gktf.
I jnqf n ~vfu}ik` Gnmmy# |jy mk`} ykv mn}f; ujf nuhfm n`m I ckkhfm n} jft# u}nt}cfm.
I }jkvlj} |f nltffm |fm `fqft }nch ndkv} }jn} N``if. I unim# itti}n}fm n`m ujf `kmmfm.
I h`k|# ovu} i}u dff` lf}}i`l |ktuf. Ujf tfrcifm# n`m I h`f| |jn} ujf |nu }nchi`l ndkv}. ]jf
ckkh Im dff` lf}}i`l k` gy anef n`m }jf mfrtfuuik`# |jiej |nu k`f ka }jf tfnuk`u |jy Im# u}nt}fm
mti`hi`l.
Mng`. Aveh. \jy `k| N``if; \jy `k|; I mfgn`mfm n`m u}ktgfm kaa }k|ntmu gy ckehft. I
ujkqfm gy dkkhu i`}k gy ckehft n`m ltnddfm gy dnl n`m gy ent hfyu. I uil`fm kv} n`m lk} i`}k gy ent#
lki`l }k }jf nitrkt}. I `ffmfm }k uff jig# k}jft|iuf# gy ciaf# |nu ovu} avcc ka uji}. I mim`} |n`} n ciaf
|i}jkv} jig# n`m I |nu lki`l }k uff ia jf |nu }jf ungf |ny.
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Ejnr}ft ]|k? Ejfuunu Uvtrtiuf.
I jnm }k lk jkgf aitu} }k lf} }jf gk`fy Im unqfm vr akt }jiu qfty tfnuk` n`m I jnm gktf }jn`
f`kvlj }k lk }jftf n`m dneh# Im dff` unqi`l akt akvt yfntu. I cfa} n `k}f akt gy gkg# ujfm v`mftu}n`m.
I ltnddfm gy rnuurkt} ovu} i` enuf# n`m n mvaafc dnl avcc ka eck}jfu# }kicf}tifu n`m k}jft u}vaa# n`m lk}
dneh i`}k gy ent n`m mtkqf }k }jf nitrkt}. Im tf`} n ent |jf` I lk} }k Fmgk`}k`. I |nu ufqf`}ff` n`m n
`k}f }jn} I jnm atkg }jf cnu} }igf I mim }jiu |jf` I |f`} }k tfrtfuf`} gy angicy n} n angicy tfv`ik` i`
@kqn Uek}in.
Ji# Jk| gny I jfcr ykv }kmny; nuhfm }jf enujift n`m I ugicfm.
I `ffm n` nmvc} }iehf} }k Fmgk`}k`# Ncdft}n rcfnuf. I tfrcifm n`m }jf` |f |f`} }jtkvlj ncc }jf
`flk}in}ik`u `ffmfm. I ncuk nuhfm ndkv} }jf ent n`m ujf uf} }jn} vr }kk# liqi`l gf n ucir akt |jf` I lk}
}jftf. Gy rcn`f cfa} i` n jnca jkvt n`m Im lk}}f` cihf }jf }f`}j cnu} }iehf} cfa} akt }jn} acilj}.
Fqf`}vnccy i} |nu }igf akt gf }k lk }jtkvlj ufevti}y n`m I uiljfm |i}j tfcifa. I lk} }jtkvlj |i}j
`k dffru n`m |nu ndcf }k lk u}tnilj} kv} }k }jf rcn`f. I uf}}cfm gyufca i`}k gy ufn} n`m afcc nucffr
ncgku} i`u}n`}cy.
I |khf vr }k n rkhf atkg }jf rftuk` `fz} }k gf.
Jfy# |jn} mk ykv |n`}; I ltvgdcfm n`m }jf |kgn` |nu ovu} lcnti`l n} gf.
Ntf ykv lf}}i`l kaa kt `k}; ujf nuhfm# n`m I ekehfm gy jfnm }k }jf uimf.
\ftf i` Fmgk`}k`; I nuhfm n`m ujf `kmmfm# ckkhi`l n }nm rffqfm.
Yfu |f ntf# `k|# ntf ykv lf}}i`l kaa; ujf nuhfm n`m I riehfm vr gy entty k` n`m `kmmfm#
u}n`mi`l vr.
Yfu I ng# jnrry; I nuhfm n`m ujf `kmmfm.
]jn`h ykv. ]jf |kgn` unim.
N`y}igf. I tfrcifm# u}icc n di} ltklly. I u}frrfm kv} i`}k }jf niucf n`m jfnmfm kaa }jf rcn`f. I
h`f| }jn} Dtf`} jnm`} gkqfm# dv} I |n`}fm }k gnhf uvtf uk I }vt`fm gy rjk`f kaa ka nitrcn`f gkmf
n`m }fz}fm jig.
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Jfy# i}}u Gnmmy# ykv jnqf`}} gkqfm jnqf ykv;
Jf tfrcifm n af| gi`v}fu cn}ft ~vi}f feu}n}ienccy# uvtrtiui`lcy.
Jfyyy# `k I jnqf`}} gkqfm# jnjn# |jy; Ykv i` }k|`; Ia ykv ntf ykv
ujkvcm mfai`i}fcy ekgf qiui}. I}}m df n|fukgf.
I cnvljfm n`m I mim`} tfrcy. I |n`}fm }k df n uvtrtiuf. ]jn} |ny I ekvcm ovmlf jiu tfne}ik`. I |f`} }k }jf
ent tf`}nc u}n`m n`m lk} n ent# n`m |f`} n`m akv`m i}. I lk} i`# u}nddfm }jf hfy i`}k }jf il`i}ik` n`m
mtkqf kv} ka }jf nitrkt}# tfekl`ii`l }jf angicint }|iu}u n`m }vt`u ka Fmgk`}k` Ei}y. I }vt`fm cfa} k`}k
Hi`lu|ny n`m mtkqf rnu} Cf`nu jkvuf n`m n af| k}jftu }jn} I h`f| atkg }jf }igf }jn} Im ciqfm jftf. I
engf }k }jf i`}ftufe}ik` n`m }vt`fm tilj} k`}k >29}j
u}tff}# n`m }vt`fm k` }jf tnmik# h`k|i`l jiu jkvuf
|nu lki`l }k df n} cfnu} n aia}ff` gi`v}f mtiqf. I rnuufm Onurft U}tff} n`m ckkhfm unmcy n} gy kcm jkvuf.
I} |nu n mffr tfm `k| n`m }jf cn|` |nu lk`f. I} |nu ncc rnqfgf`}. I rnuufm ukgf k}jft jkvufu ka kcm
atif`mu n`m I un| n af| fgr}y ck}u |jftf jkvufu vufm }k df. Jf |nu u}icc i` dfm# I tfncifm }jiu |jf` I
ckkhfm n} }jf }igf. I} |nu k`cy 1?=6 jftf. \jn} }jf aveh |nu jf mki`l vr n} 1 ng n`y|ny; I mim`} }fz}
jig cihf I |kvcmqf |jf` I |nu u}icc ciqi`l jftf dv} I mfeimfm Im urief vr gy nttiqnc n di} gktf dy lki`l }k
uejkkc. I rvccfm n` iccflnc v'}vt` i` }jf gimmcf ka }jf tknm n`m urfm k`}k 926}j
U}tff}# I un| n yfcck| dvu |i}j Ef`}tf Jilj Uejkkc |ti}}f` i` dcneh k`
}jf uimf rnuu n ent dfji`m gf n`m `k| }jfy |ftf dfji`m gf. Dtf`} |kvcm df k` }jn} dvu dv} `k} }jiu
fntcy# I ckkhfm dneh n`m i} |nu fgr}y. I} jnm`} u}nt}fm riehi`l vr rfkrcf yf}. I un| i} rvcc kv} i}u u}kr
uil` n`m I |nqfm }k }jf rfkrcf n} }jf dvu u}kr ovu} akt av`# h`k|i`l }jfym }ji`h }jfy |ftf lki`l etny
n`m }jf` }vt`fm k`}k k`f ka }jf i`uimf u}tff}u ykv jnm }k lk k`}k }k lf} }k }jf uejkkc.
Dtf`}u Rki`} Ka Qif|?
I |khf vr }k }jf qidtn}i`l ka gy rjk`f# |k`mfti`l |jk }jf jfcc |nu }fz}i`l gf n} ~vnt}ft }k
ufqf` i` }jf gkt`i`l. I }vt`fm kqft n`m riehfm vr gy rjk`f# acirri`l i} krf` }k uff i} |nu atkg n
@f|akv`mcn`m `vgdft n`m gy jfnt} uhirrfm n dfn}. \nu Gnmmy ne}vnccy }nchi`l }k gf na}ft akvt yfntu
ka uicf`ef; I fnlftcy krf`fm }jf gfuunlf.
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Jfy# i}}u Gnmmy# ykv jnqf`}} gkqfm jnqf ykv;
I lti``fm n`m tfrcifm nu ~viehcy nu I ekvcm# jkri`l I mim`} uffg }kk mfurftn}f kt n`y}ji`l. I
gfn`# ia ujf |nu jftf# Ia I un| jft# Im tv` vr }k jft n`m `fqft cf} jft lk. I giuufm jft uk gvej.
Jfyyy# `k I jnqf`}} gkqfm# jnjn# |jy; Ykv i` }k|`; Ia ykv ntf ykv
ujkvcm mfai`i}fcy ekgf qiui}. I}}m df n|fukgf.
I hfr} gy rjk`f i` gy jn`m n`m |ni}fm# h`k|i`l jft ujfm fi}jft tfrcy nu etyr}ienccy nu ujf rkuuidcy
ekvcm liqi`l n|ny nu ci}}cf nu `k}ji`l kt `k} tfrcy n} ncc. I jkrfm ujfm tfrcy.
Gy ncntg |f`} kaa n} ufqf` n`m I jnvcfm gyufca kv} ka dfm n`m lk} tfnmy akt uejkkc# `k} mki`l
gvej# ovu} lf}}i`l n ujk|ft n`m }jtk|i`l k` gy anqkvti}f u|fn}ft n`m ujkqi`l k` gy ujkfu n} }jf ungf
}igf# u}vaai`l n rifef ka }knu} i`}k gy gkv}j. I ltnddfm gy dkkh dnl n`m tn` kv} ka }jf jkvuf# dy `k| i}
|nu ufqf` }jit}y n`m }jf dvu engf }f` gi`v}fu cn}ft. V`akt}v`n}fcy# }jf dvu u}kr |nu n ufqf` gi`v}f
|nch atkg gy jkvuf uk I vuvnccy jnm }k tv` i` `nu}y ek`mi}ik`u. ]jn`havccy }kmny |nu `ief n`m I ekvcm`}
jfcr dv} }ji`h }jf ejffuy }jkvlj} }jn} ia Gnmmy |nu jftf# i} |nu dfenvuf ka jft. I ovu} dntfcy envlj} }jf
dvu n`m nu I lk} k`# }jf rfkrcf }jn} lk} k` aitu} enccfm gf mk|` }k }jf dneh ka }jf dvu.
Dtf`}# lvfuu |jk |f un| mtiqi`l |jf` |f lk} k` }jf dvu# |f ekvcm df |tk`l dv} i} uvtf
ckkhfm cihf jft n`m ujf |nqfm uk I }ji`h i} |nu Gnmmy Iu`} }jn} ltfn} Ujfu i` }k|`. Jnu ujf }nchfm }k
ykv; nuhfm Okn``f n`m I ugicfm.
Yfnj# rtf}}y qnlvfcy dv} ujf mim. Ia ujf iu# ujfu rtkdndcy ekkhi`l vr ukgf uejfgf }k rtn`h vu
ncc# kt n |ny }k u`fnh jft cilj}ft i`}k Gtu. Hflu mfuh }k atngf jft akt uf}}i`l n aitf }k }jf uejkkc. I
tfrcifm n`m }jfy cnvljfm.
Yfnj# }yrienc }tkvdcf gnhi`l Gnmmy# I |k`mft ia ujf |nu nu gvej }tkvdcf |jftf ujf gkqfm nu
ujf |nu jftf; I giuu }jn} litc. Unim gy dfu} lvy atif`m Gnth n`m I ugicfm.
I df} ykv n`y gk`fy ujf akv`m n |ny i` }jn} }i`y }k|`. I tfrcifm nu }jf dvu engf }k n u}kr i`
atk`} ka }jf uejkkc. \f u}kkm vr n`m dfln` }k lf} kaa }jf dvu n`m }jf` I tfgfgdftfm ukgf}ji`l. Jfy#
mim Rti`eirnc Ent}ft fqft nuuil` jft ckehft }k ukgfk`f; I nuhfm n`m Gnth ujkkh jiu jfnm.
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@krf# }jn} }ji`lu dff` fgr}y ui`ef ujf cfa}. Jf unim n`m I lti``fm.
N|fukgf. I tfrcifm n`m Gnth ckkhfm n} gf uhfr}ienccy.
\jn}u |i}j }jn} mfqikvu ckkh ykv lk} k` ykvt anef; jf nuhfm n`m I uiljfm.
V`akt}v`n}fcy# i}u `k}ji`l. I unim n`m jf cnvljfm.
Yf}. Jf nmmfm n`m I tkccfm gy fyfu.
Yf}. I ek`efmfm.
Gnmmyu Rki`} ka Qif|?
I }kkh gy `f| uejfmvcf atkg Gtu. Lntm`ft n`m jfnmfm }k|ntmu gy u}icc qnen`} ckehft |i}j gy
ungf ckehft ekgdi`n}ik`. I cnvljfm uicf`}cy }k gyufca n} }jf gfgkty ka Rti`eirnc Ent}ftu anef |jf` I
}kcm jig Im ekgf dneh n`m jnv`} jig i` jiu ucffr ia jf lnqf }jn} }ji`l }k ukgfk`f fcuf kt fqf` krf`fm
i} vr n`m nrrntf`}cy# jfm ciu}f`fm. Jfm nc|nyu dff` uentfm ka gf# |jiej |nu rtf}}y mn`l jntm }k mk. I
hfr} lf}}i`l |fitm ckkhu atkg rfkrcf atkg }jf uf`ikt ecnuu n`m I h`f| |jn} }jfy |ftf ncc }ji`hi`l. Iu
}jn} tfnccy Gnmiuk` Hfccfy; I h`f| Im ejn`lfm kqft }jf yfntu dv} I mim`} tfncif i}m dff` }jn} mtnu}ie#
dv} }jn} ovu} nmmfm }k }jf uvtrtiuf ka i} ncc.
I lk} }k gy ckehft i` }jf dnufgf`} n`m f`}ftfm }jf angicint ekgdi`n}ik`. ]jf ckeh eciehfm krf`
|i}jkv} n`y jfui}n}ik` n`m nu I krf`fm }jf mkkt I |nu ltff}fm dy }jf ugfcc ka tkufu. \jf` Im ciqfm jftf#
Im i`u}nccfm n tkuf ugfcci`l nit atfujf`ft }jn} urtnyfm fqfty }igf ykv krf`fm }jf mkkt. I dtfn}jfm i`
mffrcy n`m fzjncfm# affci`l encg n`m tfu}fm. Ncc ntkv`m gf I ekvcm jfnt }jf |jiurftu n`m I mim`} gi`m#
}jiu |nu ncc rnt} ka }jf rcn`.
Ekvcm }jn} tfnccy df jft; I jfntm n atfujgn` uny n`m I cnvljfm# kdqikvucy I |nu n cflf`m.
I }ji`h uk# I gfn`# }jn} ckehft nrrntf`}cy |nu jftu# nrrntf`}cy ujf dkvlj} i} atkg }jf uejkkc
n`m ujf }jtfn}f`fm }jf rti`eirnc `k} }k liqf i} n|ny# ujfu n atfnhi`l jvch Mk`} lf} i` jft |ny. Tfrcifm
}jf k}jft atfujgn` n`m I cnvljfm fqf` jntmft }k gyufca. Im `fqft dff` enccfm n jvch dfaktf.
]jf` kv} ka }jf ekt`ft ka gy fyf# I un| gy kcm dfu} atif`m Ejfuun. I ugicfm n} }jf gfgktifu n`m
}jf` }vt`fm gy jfnm# |jiej gnmf gy jnit u|i`l ntkv`m# etfn}i`l n di} ka n uef`f.
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Ejfuun Nmngu# lf} ykvt uhi``y nuu kqft jftf }jiu i`u}n`}. I unim i` n mnth }jtfn}f`i`l qkief n`m
}jf }|k atfujgf` atkf. I ckkhfm n} }jfg n`m `nttk|fm gy fyfu. I mk`} cihf }k df }nchfm ndkv} dfji`m
gy dneh uk ia I fqft jfnt ykv }|k }nchi`l ndkv} gf nlni`# ykvt avehi`l uji}# ykv v`mftu}n`m; I ltk|cfm
n`m }jfy `kmmfm jnu}icy i` afnt n`m I i`u}n`}cy tfcnzfm. @k| }jn} k`f rtkdcfg |nu tfukcqfm# I ekvcm
ukcqf n`k}jft# na}ft I jnm gy dfu} atif`m dneh. Im uff` Ejfuun atfff n} }jf ukv`m ka gy qkief |jf` Im
enccfm kv} }k jft dv} }jf` I un| jft }vt` ntkv`m n`m ckkh n} gf n`m }jf` ujf uetfngfm.. N`m tn`...
N`m lnqf gf n jvl uk }ilj} }jn} i} |nu lki`l }k ev} kaa gy dtfn}j ia ujf mim`} cf} lk ukk`.
Kj gy lkm# Gnmmy# |jftf }jf jfcc mim ykv lk; ujf dtfn}jfm n`m I cnvljfm.
Icc }fcc ykv cn}ft. I ucnggfm gy ckehft ujv} |jiej gnmf }jf }|k atfujgf` ovgr n`m |f dk}j
mifm cnvlji`l. Tilj} `k|# I jnqf n rcn` }k aicc ykv i` k`. I unim mfqikvucy n`m ujf lnqf gf jft ntf ykv
uftikvu; ckkh.
Ykvt aitu} mny dneh n`m ykv nctfnmy jnqf n rcn`; ujf nuhfm mvgdakv`mfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Yvr I engf dneh }k uff ia Dtf`} cihfm gf dfenvuf Ig i` ckqf |i}j jig n`m |jf` I gkqfm I |f`}
i`}k n mffr mfrtfuuik` n`m I dfln` mti`hi`l# mtk|`i`l gy v`jnrri`fuu i` dfft n`m i} afc} lkkm# I en`}
cif# i} afc} tfnccy lkkm n`m }jiu gkt`i`l I ovu} ekvcm`} }nhf i} n`ygktf uk I lk} k` n rcn`f n`m engf jftf
n`m tf`}fm n ent n`m }jf` I jn}ejfm vr n rcn`. Ykv uff# Ig lk``n uvtrtiuf Dtf`} dy ujk|i`l vr jftf
|i}j `k k`f h`k|i`l |jf}jft i}u gf kt `k} n`m }jf` |jf` jf uffu gf# Icc ovmlf dy jiu tfne}ik` n`m nuh
jig cn}ft. I fzrcni`fm n`m ujf lnurfm i` ujkeh.
Ykv u}nt}fm mti`hi`l; ujf unim n`m I `kmmfm.
Yfn# I jnqf }k nmgi} i}u av` lf}}i`l |nu}fm# dv} }jf` gy gkg akv`m kv} n`m ujf jnm }jf
dtfn}jncyft atkg |jf` ujf n`m gy mnm |ftf gnttifm n`m uk ujf dfln` ejfehi`l gy dtfn}j fqfty }igf
I engf jkgf atkg n rnt}y dv} I nc|nyu mim mti`h ovu} fntcy uk }jf` i} |kvcm`} ekgf vr i` }jf }fu}. Kj
n`m dy }jf |ny# gy rntf`}u lk} n miqktef }|k yfntu nlk n`m gy mnm `k| ciqfu i` Ntik`n. I tfrcifm n`m
ujf lnurfm.
@k \jn}; \jy; ]jn}u igrkuuidcf. Ujf unim n`m I cnvljfm. Ejfuun jnm nc|nyu }jkvlj} gy
rntf`}u |ftf }jf ekvrcf }jn} |kvcm `fqft miqktef kt ufrntn}f kt n`y}ji`l# dv} ujf ovu} un| }jfg |i}j
ekgrn`y# ujf `fqft un| }jfg v`gk`i}ktfm.
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\fcc nrrntf`}cy i} iu dfenvuf }jfyqf dff` miqktefm akt }|k yfntu `k| n`m }jfy jnqf`} }nchfm
ui`ef fi}jft. Gy gkg |kvcm`} fqf` cf} gf qiui} gy mnm akt }jf aitu} yfnt# ui`ef ujf jnu rtignty evu}kmy.
I} |nu dnm. I unim n`m ujf uf`ufm I mim`} |n`} }k lf} i`}k mf}nicu tilj} `k| uk ujf mim`} nuh n`y gktf
~vfu}ik`u n`m |f ovu} |nchfm i` uicf`ef. Ndkv} aiqf gi`v}fu cn}ft |f jfntm }jf atk`} mkkt krf` n`m I
ugicfm# Ejfuun ugicfm |i}j gf.
Cf} }jf lngf dfli`. I gv}}ftfm n`m ujf ckkhfm n} gf i` }jf fyf.
Ykvqf lk} }k df himmi`l gf. Ujf ltvgdcfm. @k} gy anvc} ykv }nl nck`l k` ncc ka gy rtn`hu
n`m u}vaa. I unim ~vi}f rfthicy n`m ujf cnvljfm.
Ejnr}ft ]jtff? Uvtrtiuf.
Ejfuun n`m I u}kkm dy gy ckehft# }jf atfujgf` ck`l lk`f dy `k| uk }jfy ekvcm`} ciu}f` nu |f
}nchfm n`m I jnm gy jnit vr i` n gfuuy dv` n`m gy dn`l rvccfm dneh. Ejfuun mim`} ejn`lf n`y}ji`l#
ui`ef ujf |n`}fm }k hffr jft rftafe} u}tnilj}`fuu }jn} ujfm dff` ndcf }k nejifqf }jiu gkt`i`l8 I
uekaafm.
Uftikvucy Ejfuu# ykv lk}}n u}kr |kttyi`l ndkv} ykvt ckkhu# |fcc n} cfnu} ykvt jnit# `k k`f entfu#
|fcc n} cfnu} I mk`} n`m I h`k| Ontfm mk`} n`m Gihf n`m Jn``nj n`m ujf ev} gf kaa.
I lf} i} Gnmmy# dv} gnydf I mk |n``n entf ndkv} jk| I ckkh khny;; ujf unim n`m I `kmmfm. Im
nc|nyu tfurfe}fm |jn} ujf |n`}fm n`m }jn} |nu jk| i} |nu lki`l }k u}ny.
Khny# Ig uktty# I ujkvcm`} jnqf unim }jn}# I gfn`# i}u dnuienccy n` krf` aitf akt ykv }k }fcc gf
}k aveh kaa# n`m I mk`} |n`} }k ckuf ykv# ykvtf uvej n lkkm atif`m# Ig uktty. I nrkcklifm n`m ujf lnqf
gf n jvl.
Uff# }jiu iu |jy ykvtf gy dfu} atif`m# dfenvuf ykv uff |jn} ykvqf mk`f |tk`l n`m ykv en`
aiz i} iggfmin}fcy# |jf}jft i}u ykv }jn}u |tk`l kt }jf k}jft rftuk`# ykvtf uk ufcacfuu. Ujf unim n`m I
cnvljfm.
\fcc# ykv |n``n h`k| |jy ykvtf gy dfu} atif`m; I nuhfm n`m ujf `kmmfm. I}u dfenvuf ykv
tfnccy v`mftu}n`m gf n`m ykvcc lk nck`l |i}j |jn}fqft I |n``n mk dfenvuf ykv mk`} |n`} gf }k df
nck`f# n`m ykv mk`} ovmlf gf dy gy nrrfntn`ef# dv} dy |jk I }tvcy ng# n`m envuf ykv `fqft fqft cfnqf
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n`yk`f `k gn}}ft |jn} }jfyqf mk`f. Ykvtf ani}javc# ykvtf }tvu}|kt}jy# ykvtf hi`m jfnt}fm# ykvtf
u|ff}# ykvtf }jf rftafe} atif`m# n`m I ovu} jnrrf` }k df }jf cvehy rftuk` }k df ykvt atif`m. I fzrcni`fm
n`m ujf ugicfm# jft ejffhu tfmmf`i`l n di}.
]jn`h ykv. Ujf gv}}ftfm n`m I cnvljfm.
N`y}igf# ykv h`k| |jftf }k ckkh akt ekgrcigf`}u glitc. I tfrcifm n`m ujf cnvljfm |i}j gf#
dv} I u}krrfm |jf` I un| Dtf`} ekgi`l mk|` }jf u}nitu.
\jn}u |tk`l; ujf nuhfm n`m I lvcrfm gy jfnt} i` gy }jtkn} n`m }jf` I tflni`fm gy
ek`aimf`ef.
Dtf`} Gn}}jf|u# |jn} }jf aveh mk ykv }ji`h ykvtf mki`l |nchi`l dy gf n`m `k} liqi`l gf n
jvl; I mfgn`mfm uen}ji`lcy# n`m Ejfuun lcntfm n} gf.
Mim ykv tfnccy jnqf }k df uk tvmf; ujf nuhfm n`m I ckkhfm n} jft.
Yfu I mim# v`cfuu ykv |n`}fm gf }k df rtiuuy. I tfrcifm n`m ujf ujkkh jft jfnm i` miulvu}.
@fqft gi`m# aktlf} I unim n`y}ji`l. Ujf unim n`m I cnvljfm.
\icc mk glitc. N`m }jf` I un| jiu jfnm }vt`# ovu} cihf Ejfuun jnm# jfm u}iaaf`fm }jf gkgf`}
jfm jfntm gy qkief. Jf ckkhfm n} gf n`m Ejfuun n`m I un| jig gnhf }jf ek``fe}ik` i` jiu fyfu.
Gnmmy; Iu }jn} tfnccy ykv; Iu }jn} tfnccy Gnmiuk` Hfccfy; Dtfn}jfm Dtf`} n`m I `nttk|fm gy
fyfu.
Gnmiuk`; Tfnccy Dtf`}; Tfnccy; Ia i} |nu`} Gnmmy |jk |kvcm i} df; Ofuuien Uigruk`; I
mfgn`mfm n`m jf u}nt}fm }k cnvlj.
Kj gy lkm# i} iu ykv# |jn} }jf jfcc ntf ykv mki`l jftf; I` Fmgk`}k`# n} uejkkc; jf mfgn`mfm
n`m tn` kqft# |tnrri`l jiu ntgu ntkv`m gf n`m liqi`l gf n dfnt jvl# u}fnci`l gf n|ny atkg Ejfuun.
Yfu i}u gf ykv mvgdnuu# n`m Ig i` Fmgk`}k`# |fcc i` uejkkc# |fcc# |jy mk`} I ovu} }fcc ykv
na}ft uejkkc; N} }jf gncc; I nuhfm n`m jf ejvehcfm.
Ntf ykv nuhi`l gf kv} k` n mn}f; jf nuhfm n`m I tniufm gy fyfdtk|u.
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Mfrf`mu. \f |ftf atif`mu |jf` I cfa}# dfu} atif`mu }k df fzne} n`m Ig dneh# n`m |ftf u}icc
atif`mu# u}icc dfu} atif`mu# uk# v`cfuu ykv mk`} |n`} i} }k df n mn}f }jf` i}# |fcc i}u ykvt ejkief# n`m i}
gnhfu `k miaaftf`ef }k gf. I tfrcifm nu jf uf} gf mk|` dv} mim`} cf} gf lk. Jf df`} mk|` }k |jiurft
i` gy fnt.
I}u n mn}f. Gff} gf n} gy rcnef na}ft uejkkc ui`ef ykv jnqf n ent n`m }jf` I en` mtiqf vu }k }jf
gncc. Mfnc; jf nuhfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Mfnc. I tfrcifm. Jf cf} lk ka gf# |fcc fqfty}ji`l fzefr} akt gy jn`m. Vgg# Dtf`}# I hi`m ka
`ffm gy jn`m dneh# `k kaaf`ef gfn`}. I ji`}fm n`m jf cf} lk iggfmin}fcy.
Uktty. Jf gv}}ftfm# jiu ejffhu dfi`l }i`lfm |i}j tfm. Ejfuun n`m I dk}j `k}iefm n`m dfln` }k
cnvlj kvt jfnmu kaa. \jn}u uk av``y; jf mfgn`mfm n`m I gn`nlfm }k u}kr cnvlji`l akt n ufek`m.
Dtf`} Gn}}jf|u iu dcvuji`l. I }fnufm n`m jf tkccfm jiu fyfu.
N||# egk`# ntf`} ykv rnu} }jiu hi`m ka ejicmiuj dfjnqikt; jf nuhfm n`m I cnvljfm.
Ntf ykv uftikvucy nuhi`l jft }jn} Dtf`}; I gfn` tfnccy. Ujfu `fqft lki`l }k ltk| vr avccy.
Fzecnigfm Ejfuun n`m I cnvljfm fqf` jntmft# h`k|i`l |jn} ujf unim |nu ndukcv}fcy# }jf ndukcv}f avcc
}tv}j.
Uk }tvf Ejfuun# uk }tvf. I tfrcifm n`m Dtf`} ckkhfm n} gf. \jn}; I mfgn`mfm n`m jf ovu}
cnvljfm.
Ykvtf jicntikvu Gnmmy. Jf unim n`m I }kkh n dk|# akcck|fm dy n evt}uy atkg Ejfuun nu ujf |nu
nc|nyu gy nuuiu}n`} i` ncc ka gy uejfgfu.
\jy }jn`h ykv Dtf`}. \f unim n} }jf ungf }igf# rftafe}cy i` uy`e.
Ekttfe}ik`# ykvtf dk}j jicntikvu. Jf unim n`m I ovu} cnvljfm n`m |nchfm n|ny# Ejfuun k` gy
}tnic# n`m I ekvcm affc jiu lnf k` gy dneh.
Dtf`} I enccfm kv}.
Yfnj# jf tfrcifm.
U}kr u}nti`l n} gf. I ktmftfm n`m jf cnvljfm n`m tn` dneh vr }jf u}nitu# cfnqi`l dk}j gf n`m
Ejfuun }k kvt lillci`l.
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Gy aitu} rftikm ecnuu |nu NR F`lciuj |i}j Gt. En``i`l# n`m i} ovu} uk jnrrf`fm }jn} Okuj Rnthft
|nu i` }jn} ecnuu. Jf |nu k`f ka }jf lvyu }jn} |nu atif`mu |i}j ncgku} fqftydkmy# dv} |nu eckufu} |i}j
gf n`m Dtf`}. Nu Gt. En``i`l |nu }nhi`l n}}f`mn`ef# jf un| gf n`m ckkhfm n} gf ek`avufm8 cihf I
|kvcm# I cnvljfm.
Okuj; enccfm Gt. En``i`l n`m jf |nqfm. U}nefy; jf unim# ckkhi`l ntkv`m n`m un| jft# |i}j
jft jn`m vr. Hfcufy; jf nuhfm n`m ujf n`u|ftfm n} }jf ungf }igf. Jf lk} }k }jf f`m ka }jf ciu} n`m
kdqikvucy# gy `ngf |nu`} k` }jftf yf} uk I tniufm gy jn`m# |k`mfti`l ia jfm tfgfgdft gf. I jnm
dff` k`f ka }jf u}vmf`}u jfm ek`u}n`}cy uvrftqiufm i` mf}f }ik`. Yfu; jf unim ckkhi`l n} gf n`m I
ck|ftfm gy jn`m.
Ig `f|# |fcc ne}vnccy# Ig n tf}vt`i`l u}vmf`}# i}u uk unm }jn} ykv mk`} tfgfgdft gf Rn}. I}u
n ujngf tfnccy. I rvttfm acv}}fti`l gy fyfcnujfu n`m }jf ecnuu u}nt}fm }k lillcf.
Gny I nuh ykvt `ngf; jf nuhfm# ek`avufm n} |jn} }k mk kt uny.
@k ykv gny `k}# ykv en` k`cy lvfuu. I tfrcifm# ckui`l }jf lf`}cf n`m acit}y }k`f. Dv} Ig uvtf
ykvm tfgfgdft gf ia ykv u}icc uvrftqiuf mf}f`}ik`. I unim mtkrri`l n ji`} n`m jiu on| ci}ftnccy mtkrrfm.
Ykvtf dneh; jf unim# mvgdakv`mfm# jiu fyfu dvcli`l. I cnvljfm n`m u}kkm vr# lki`l }k u}n`m
i` atk`} ka jig# ckkhi`l vr i`}k jiu fyfu# ckehi`l jiu lnf |i}j gi`f.
Yfnj# Ig dneh# n`m Ig `k} cfnqi`l. I unim n`m jiu fyfu aiccfm |i}j unm`fuu. Mim I ovu} tvi` ykvt
mny; I nuhfm n`m jf `kmmfm. ]kk dnm. I unim n`m ltnddfm gy ui`lcf di`mft n`m jfnmfm }k }jf mkkt#
dv} n qkief u}krrfm gf.
\fcc# |fcc# |fcc# Gnmmyu dneh# n`m cihf ujf |kvcm# ujf engf dneh |i}j n dn`l. Unim n qkief
}jn} I h`f| ncc }kk |fcc. I }vt`fm ntkv`m n`m un| Ci`mufy# Dtf`}u kcm litcatif`m }jn} h`f| I jn}fm jft.
]kmny# na}ft uejkkc# n} }jf Ukv}j rnth# ykv n`m gf# n`m i}u lk``n df n tfnc ailj}# `k} k`f ka
}jkuf rtiuuy ailj}u ykv cihf# uk df rtfrntfm }k dtfnh n af| `nicu di}ejj. I u`ntcfm n`m u}tkmf kv} ka }jf
tkkg# ucnggi`l }jf mkkt. I jfntm Gt. En``i`l akcck|i`l gf# dv} I mim`} u}kr.
Gu. Hfccfy# u}kr tilj} `k|. I acf| ntkv`m n`m dfln` |nchi`l dneh|ntmu# n`m dfln` tv``i`l
mk|` }jf u}nitu dneh|ntmu *n uhicc }jn} jnm }k df ne~vitfm kqft rtne}ief).
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@k uit# I |icc `k} u}kr dfenvuf I cfa} }jn} ecnuutkkg uk I ekvcm `k} rv`ej jft i` }jf anef tilj}
}jf` tilj} }jftf. Ig uvtf ykv mim`} |n`} }jn} mim ykv; @k# uk lk dneh }k ykvt ecnuu dfaktf ykv lf} i`
}tkvdcf. I tfrcifm n`m jf u}krrfm i` ujkeh cihf jf ujkvcm. \jf}jft jf cihfm i} kt `k}# I tn` }jiu uejkkc
|jf` I |nu jftf# }jn}u jk| uenty n`m jk| gvej nv}jkti}y I jnm jftf.
Khny. \nu ncc jf unim# jf }vt`fm ntkv`m n`m u}tkmf dneh i` }jf mitfe}ik` ka jiu ecnuutkkg
uck|cy i` ujkeh.
\jf` }jf ai`nc dfcc akt aitu} rftikm tn`l I ugicfm i` tfcifa n`m ucnggfm gy ckehft ujv}# jfnmi`l
}k gy ufek`m rftikm ecnuu ka NR Ejfgiu}ty. Uvtf I gny df n` ncekjkcie dv} I cihfm }k hffr gy ltnmfu vr
n`m gy kr}ik`u krf`. Uk# |jf` I |nu ndcf }k mk gktf }jn` gy dfu} |fcc# I mim }jn} ncc }jf }igf.
Nu I f`}ftfm }jf ecnuutkkg# I un| Dtf`} i` }jf ekt`ft ufn} ui}}i`l `fz} }k N`mtf| Ltn`}. I |nchfm
kqft n`m u}kkm i` atk`} ka N`mtf|# ovu} ckkhi`l n} jig. Jf ckkhfm dneh# jiu fyfu aiccfm |i}j ek`avuik`#
v`}ic jf tfncifm }jn} I |n`}fm }k ui} }jftf.
Ykv |n``n ui} jftf; jf nuhfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Yfnj# I mk# ntf ykv lk``n gkqf; I nuhfm n`m jf `kmmfm afntavccy# u}kkm vr n`m uevttifm i`}k
}jf `fntfu} ufn}8 I u}icc mim`} ui} mk|`.
Ykv |n``n ui} k` }jf i`uimf mk`} ykv; nuhfm Dtf`} n`m I `kmmfm.
Ykv h`k| gf uk |fcc. I tfrcifm n`lfcienccy# akcck|fm dy gy i``kef`} ugicf n`m jf cnvljfm n`m
gkqfm }k }jf kv}uimf ufn} nu I ovgrfm kqft }jf kv}uimf n`m cn`mfm i` }jf i`uimf ufn}# cfn`i`l nlni`u} }jf
|ncc.
Ykvtf uk urkicfm. Unim Dtf`} n`m I cnvljfm.
@k# I ovu} h`k| jk| }k lf} |jn} I |n`}# |jf` I |n`} i}# furfeinccy n} }jiu uejkkc# I jfntm }|k
atfujgf` encc gf n jvch }jiu gkt`i`l. I tfcifm n`m Dtf`} mkvdcfm kqft i` cnvlj}ft.
Ntf ykv uji}}i`l gf; jf nuhfm n`m I ujkkh gy jfnm.
@krf# |jy; Ykv }ji`h Ig n |fnhci`l; I nuhfm n`m jf `kmmfm.
@k} n ekgrcf}f jfcrcfuu litc dv} k`f |jk mkfu`} vuf jft u}tf`l}j }jftfaktf# ujfu `k} nu
u}tk`l nu ujf ekvcm df. Jf tfrcifm n`m I ckkhfm n} jig.
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\n``n df}; I unim n`m jf cnvljfm# rv}}i`l gy jn`m i` jiu n`m k` }kr ka }jf mfuh.
Yvr# k`f# }|k# }jtff. Jf tfrcifm n`m i` cfuu }jn` }|k gi`v}fu# jiu jn`m |nu k` }jf mfuh.
Ykv uff# I h`k| jk| u}tk`l I ng# n`m I h`k| jk| }k vuf }jn} u}tf`l}j |jf` `fefuunty# uk mk`}
v`mftfu}ign}f gf Gn}}jf|u. I etk|fm n`m jf ugicfm# neefr}i`l jiu ckuu cihf n lf`}cfgn`.
\fcc# I |k`} n`ygktf# i` }jf u}tf`l}j en}flkty# I }ji`h gy jn`mu lk``n jnqf n dtviuf. ]jn`hu n
ck} Hfccfy. Jf unim n`m I lti``fm.
N`y}igf. I unim# rv}}i`l gy aff} vr k` jiu ejnit n`m cfn`i`l dneh i`}k }jf |ncc nu kvt Ejfgiu}ty
}fnejft |nchfm i`}k }jf tkkg# n`m un} mk|` i` jiu ejnit# ckkhi`l n} }jf gk`i}kt }k ejfeh n}}f`mn`ef.
Khny# |jkuf `k} jftf rfkrcf; jf nuhfm n`m }jftf |ftf n dv`ej ka `ngfu }jtk|` n} jig# n`m
I mfeimfm }k rcny n ci}}cf lngf.
Gnmiuk` Hfccfy ni`} jftf uit. I yfccfm n`m I un| jig atfff.
Ujfu `k} i` }jiu uejkkc n`ygktf. Jf tfrcifm# `k} }vt`i`l ntkv`m.
Kj yfu ujf iu Gt. Gkktf. I u`nrrfm# n`m I un| jig }|iu} jiu vrrft dkmy i` gy mitfe}ik` n`m
un| jig u~vi`}i`l ui`ef jf jnm }jf cilj}u kaa n`m }jf evt}ni`u eckufm# }jf mkkt eckufm n`m uk i} |nu tfnccy
mnth |jftf I |nu.
\jku ui}}i`l `fz} }k Dtf`}; Jfu uvrrkufm }k df `fz} }k N`mtf| Ltn`}. Jf urv}}ftfm n`m I
cnvljfm.
I h`k| }jn} cnvlj# unim Tin``f \iccingu# k`f ka }jf litcu }jn} jnm dff` k`f ka gy dfu} dvmu. I
jnqf`} jfntm }jn} cnvlj i` akvt yfntu. Ujf unim n`m I ugithfm.
Gnmiuk` Hfccfy# ykvtf `k} i` }jiu ecnuu# `k| rcfnuf cfnqf. U}n}fm Gt. Gkktf n`m I cnvljfm.
Mk ykv |n``n uff gy uejfmvcf; I nuhfm n`m jf uiljfm.
Ykv |ftf nc|nyu k`f akt rtn`hu dv} ykv |ftf `fqft k`f akt cyi`l# ai`f# I ovu} jkrf ykv
v`mftu}n`m |jn} |ftf mki`l. Jf tfrcifm# jiu qkief ukv`mi`l }itfm n`m gy ugith lk} dillft.
I}u n lkkm }ji`l ykv h`k| gf uk |fcc uit# k}jft|iuf# ykv |kvcm`} df i` }jiu ecnuutkkg tilj}
`k|. I gv}}ftfm n`m jf gn`nlfm }k jfnt i} ui`ef }jf ecnuutkkg |nu mfnm uicf`}.
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Ntf ykv }jtfn}f`i`l gf ykv`l cnmy; jf mfgn`mfm n`m I lti``fm.
I}u k`cy n }jtfn} ia ykv }ji`h ka i} nu n }jtfn}# ykv ekvcm ovu} }nhf i} nu gf dfi`l gf n`m il`ktf i}
n`m lf} k` }k }fneji`l vu NR Ejfg ui`ef }jn}u |jy |ftf i` }jiu ecnuu i` }jf aitu} rcnef. I tfrcifm n`m jf
dfln` urv}}fti`l i`nvmidcy n`m lk} vr# }nhi`l n gnthft i` jiu jn`m n`m dfln` }k }fnej. Jf `fqft
dk}jftfm gf }jf tfu} ka ecnuu n`m I mim`} dk}jft jig# |fcc `k} qftdnccy.
N} }f` aia}y aiqf# }jf dfcc akt }jitm rftikm tn`l n`m fqftyk`f dv} gyufca n`m Dtf`} mim`} tvuj. I}
afc} uk `n}vtnc ovu} dfi`l `fz} }k jig# fqf` na}ft akvt yfntu ka dfi`l nrnt}. @k} k`cy jnm |f dff` dfu}
atif`mu# dv} |fm h`k|` fnej k}jft atkg }jf aitu} mny Im gkqfm jftf i` }jitm ltnmf. Im gkqfm uk gvej
nu n him# n`m i} |nu ncc envuf gy rntf`}u ekvcm`} nltff k` |jftf }jfy cihfm dfu}# uk fqfty }igf }jfy
mfeimfm }jfy mim`} cihf |jftf |f |ftf# }jfy rnehfm vr n`m I |nu mtnllfm nck`l. ]k df jk`fu}# Dtf`}
jnm dff` }jf dfu} }ji`l }jn} jnrrf`fm }k gy ciaf# dv} ka ekvtuf# }jfy jnm }k gkqf nlni` n`m }jf` Idfengf n uhff}. Ncc }k miu}tne} gyufca atkg }jf rni` ka dfi`l nrnt} atkg Dtf`}.
Ykvtf ~vif}# }jn}u `k} `ktgnc. @k}fm Dtf`} n`m I cnvljfm.
I}u `k}ji`l8 i}u ovu} `ief }k df dneh. I tfrcifm ugkk}jcy# jimi`l gy rnu} v`fnuf.
Ntf ykv uvtf }jn}u i}; jf nuhfm# }nhi`l gy jn`m n`m I ugicfm# aktlf}}i`l jk| |fcc jf h`f|
gf. Nrrntf`}cy# `fi}jft ka vu jnm aktlk}}f` n`y}ji`l ndkv} fnej k}jft8 mfuri}f }jf akvt yfntu ka
`k}ji`l.
Yfnj# }jn}u ncc i} |nu. I u|fnt# n`y|ny# Icc uff ykv na}ft uejkkc# |f lk} `v}}i` fcuf }klf}jft
na}ft ejfg. Dyf I tfrcifm# miuf`}n`lci`l gy jn`m atkg jiu n`m u}timi`l n|ny# }k }jf ekgakt} ka }jf NR
Encevcvu ecnuutkkg }jn} jnm ekvejfu nu ejnitu n`m }jf` tflvcnt mfuhu.
\jf` I lk} }k }jf tkkg# I un| }jf ejnit }jn} Im nc|nyu un} i` |jf` Im dff` i` Gn}j >42=# gy
aitu} yfnt jftf n`m I ckqfm }jn} ejnit. Itk`ienccy f`kvlj# Ejfuun |nu i` }jiu ecnuu# n`m |nu ui}}i`l i` gy
ejnit. Av``ift u}icc# ui`ef |f |ftf dk}j u}iehu# n`m dfu} atif`mu# |f ekvcm dk}j ai} i` }jn} ejnit# uk I
|nchfm kqft n`m u}kkm i` atk`} ka jft.
Uekk} kqft Ejfuu rcfnuf. I unim n`m ujf ugicfm# igrtfuufm }jn} Im ne}vnccy ukt} ka nuhfm akt
|jn} I |n`}fm.
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N`y}ji`l akt gy dfu} atif`m }jn} I jnqf`} uff` kt jfntm atkg ujf }kkh n dtfnh }k lcntf n} gf
i``kef`}cy# i` akvt yfntu. I} |kvcm`} jnqf jvt} jft }k cf} jft dfu} atif`m h`k| }jn} ujf |nu nciqf n`m
`k} dff` gvtmftfm i` lkm h`k|u |jftfqft ykv gkqfm }k. Ujf jiuufm n`m I cnvljfm# liqi`l jft n jvl.
Ykv h`k|# I |kvcmqf dv} }jf`# }jn} |kvcmqf }k}nccy tvi`fm gy uvtrtiuf gkqf dneh# mk`} ykv
nltff; I nuhfm n`m ujf atk|`fm.
I lvfuu uk. Ujf tfrcifm uck|cy# n`m I mim`} fzrfe} n`y}ji`l gktf v`}ic jft dtni` rtkefuufm }jn}
ci}}cf }imdi} ka i`aktgn}ik`.
\ni} Ykv gkqfm dneh jftf; Akt lkkm; ujf fzecnigfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Yfnj# }jn}u n u}kty akt cn}ft# `k} akt i` Lkuufu Ence ecnuu. I tfrcifm# n`m ujf cnvljfm# `kmmi`l.
I}u uk lkkm }k jnqf ykv dneh jftf Gnmmy. Ykv jnqf `k imfn. Ujf unim# n`m I lti``fm.
Ne}vnccy# I }ji`h I mk. K`f I lf} gy dfu} atif`mu dneh# n`m }|k# I mtkrrfm gy qkief }k n mfnm
|jiurft. I gilj} ai`nccy df ndcf }k lk kv} |i}j }jf lvy Iqf cihfm akt yfntu I fzecnigfm uka}cy n`m ujf
ckkhfm n} gf ek`avufm.
N`m |jk fzne}cy iu }jiu lvy; ujf nuhfm# n`m I ovu} ckkhfm n} jft.
Ig lki`l k` n mn}f |i}j jig na}ft uejkkc. I tfrcifm# lti``i`l cihf n gn`ine.
Gu. Hfccfy# |jn} ntf ykv mki`l i` }jiu ecnuu; nuhfm Gtu. Lkuuf n`m I mtkrrfm gy ugicf cihf n
dkgd.
Ig jftf }k cfnt`# iu`} }jn} |jy }jf tfu} ka vu ntf jftf; I nuhfm untenu}ienccy n`m ujf lcntfm n}
gf.
Khny# dv} |jy ntf ykv i` }jf uejkkc; Ykv gkqfm akvt yfntu nlk. Ujf u}n}fm n`m I cnvljfm.
]jftfu uvej n }ji`l nu gkqi`l dneh Gtu. Lkuuf. Ntf`} ykv fzei}fm; I nuhfm# afil`i`l untenug.
Jft lcntf ovu} lk} u}tk`lft.
Ia ykvtf lk``n df jftf# }jf` ujv} vr n`m ciu}f`. Ujf ktmftfm gf n`m I ugicfm n`lfcienccy.
Ntf ykv }fcci`l gf |jn} }k mk Lkuuf; I mfgn`mfm n`m ujf engf akt|ntm }k u}n`m mitfe}cy i`
gy anef.
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Yfu# yfu I ng# n`m ykv jnqf }k ciu}f` kt cfnqf dfenvuf I ng }jf k`f |i}j nv}jkti}y tilj} `k|.
Jiuufm Gtu. Lkuuf n`m I ovu} hfr} ugici`l.
\fcc# I lvfuu ykv jnqf`} dff` jftf qfty ck`l. \jf}jft ykv cihf i} kt `k}# |fcc |jf}jft n`yk`f
i` }jiu uejkkc cihfu i} kt `k}# I tv` }jiu rcnef# `k} Rti`eirnc Ent}ft. Jf lkfu dy gy tvcfu# `k} }jf dkntmu#
gi`f. I u`nrrfm n`m Ejfuun u}ntfm i`}k Lkuufu fyfu# dnehi`l gf vr.
\fcc# I lvfuu i}u }igf akt ykv }k lk jnqf n qiui} |i}j }jf gn` }jn} lkfu dy ykvttvcfu. U`fftfm
Gtu. Lkuuf n`m I lti``fm.
Khny# dv} }jn}u `k} lk``n mk n`y}ji`l# I jkrf ykv h`k| }jn}. Ykvtf ncuk lk``n `ffm n ucir
}fcci`l jig |jy ykvtf uf`mi`l gf mk|` ia ykv aktlk}. I tfrcifm# lti``i`l fqiccy. I} |nu }jf rftikm dfaktf
cv`ej# }jf rftafe} rftikm }k mi}ej.
Ujf jn`mfm gf }jf ucir# n`m nu I |nchfm kv} }jf mkkt# I un| Ejfuun lf} vr n`m akcck| gf cihf I
h`f| ujf |kvcm. I} |nu`} }jn} I ek`}tkccfm jft# i} |nu ovu} }jn} ujf jn}fm i} |jf` I lk} i` }tkvdcf akt `k
lkkm tfnuk` n`m }jftf |nu `k k`f ntkv`m }k dneh gf vr. Ncuk# na}ft akvt yfntu ka uicf`ef# I mkvd}fm
}jn} ujf |nu lk``n cf} gf kv} ka jft uilj} akt gktf }jn` n` jkvt dfenvuf dfaktf Im cfa}# |fm dff` cihf
uiu}ftu n`m |fm i`u}n`}cy afcc i`}k }jn} kcm dk`m }jf gi`v}f Im uff` jft n`m ujfm uff` gf.
Ejfuun Nmngu |jftf mk ykv }ji`h ykvtf lki`l; Mfgn`mfm Gtu. Lkuuf n`m I jfntm jft
tfurk`uf n`m afc} n |ntgi`l i` gy jfnt}.
Ig lki`l |i}j Gnmmy. Ujfu cihf gy uiu}ft n`m ujf miunrrfntfm kaa }jf anef ka }jf fnt}j akt
akvt atihi` yfntu. Mk ykv tfnccy }ji`h Ig lk``n cf} jft lk n`y|jftf |jftf I en`} uff jft; \jftf I mk`}
h`k| ia ujfu khny; @k# uk mk`} fqf` }ji`h ndkv} }tyi`l }k u}kr gf Lkuuf# ykvtf ovu} n` i`uf`ui}iqf
di}ej }jn} en`} uff ukgf}ji`l lkkm |jf` i}u tilj} i` atk`} ka ykvt anef. Ujf u`nrrfm n`m I |jirrfm
ntkv`m. Jnm Ejfuun ovu} enccfm n }fnejftn di}ej;
]jiu iu timievckvu. I jfntm Lkuuf gv}}ft n`m I cnvljfm jntujcy.
]jiu iu |jn} ykv lf} |jf` ykv en`} neefr} }jf ane} }jn} n`y|jftf I lk# I jnqf ukgfk`f |jk
ckqfu gf. I jnqf rfkrcf }jn} ckqf gf. I u`nrrfm dneh n`m u}nchfm kaa i` }jf mitfe}ik` ka }jf u}vmf`}
f`}tn`ef.
I }|iu}fm }jf hfy i` }jf ckeh n`m |jirrfm krf` }jf ent mkkt.
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Gnmmy \ni} I jfntm Ejfuun encc. I ovu} lk} i`# u}nt}fm }jf ent n`m v`ckehfm }jf rnuuf`lft
mkkt. Ujf ovgrfm i` n`m I urfm kv} ka }jf rnthi`l ck}. ]jn`hu akt |ni}i`l akt gf. Ujf ltvgdcfm n`m I
cnvljfm.
]jn`hu akt }jn} dneh }jftf. ]jn}u jk| I nc|nyu afc} dv} I mim`} tfncif ykv afc} }jf ungf |ny. I
tfnejfm kqft n`m }kkh jft jn`m i` gi`f. Ia n`yk`f fqft }tifu }k jvt} ykv# cfggf h`k| n`m Icc hicc fg.
I ktmftfm n`m ujf lnurfm# u}nti`l n} gf.
Ykv |kvcm`} tfnccy |kvcm ykv; ujf mfgn`mfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Ia }jfy |ftf lki`l }k jvt} ykv i` n |ny }jn} ykv ekvcm`} tfekqft# Im gnhf }jfg lk }jtkvlj
|jn} }jfy |ftf lki`l }k mk }k ykv. Ykvtf n ltfn} rftuk` |jk mkfu`} mfuftqf }k df jvt} i` n`y |ny
ujnrf kt aktg Ejfuun. Mk ykv tfnccy }ji`h Im cf} n`yk`f dvccy gy uiu}ft; I nuhfm n`m ujf ugicfm jft
|ntg ugicf.
@k# I ovu} }jkvlj} gnydf ukgf}ji`l jnm ejn`lfm |jf` ykv cfa}# }fcci`l `k k`f# n`m `k} }nchi`l
}k n`yk`f akt akvt yfntu# i} jvt} dv} I h`f| ykv jnm ykvt tfnuk`u# n`m `k| I h`k| k`f ka }jfg. Ia ykv
jnm jnqf }nchfm }k n`y ka vu# ykv |kvcmqf nuhfm ndkv} Dtf`}# ykv |kvcmqf }nchfm }k jig n`m i}
|kvcmqf gnmf i} jntmft akt ykv }k mfnc |i}j i}. I ovu} mim`} v`mftu}n`m }jf`. Ujf unim uka}cy n`m I
lti``fm.
Ujkrri`l }igf I yfccfm# uenti`l }jf uji} kv} ka jft.
H`f| }jn} |nu ekgi`l. Ujf gv}}ftfm n`m I cnvljfm.
@n}vtnccy
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Ejnr}ft =?
\f uhirrfm kaa }jn} rftikm# n`m |f`} }k }jf angkvu \fu} Fmgk`}k` Gncc. Dv} |f mim`} u}ny
ck`l. Itk`ienccy# I mim`} affc }jf `ffm }k tf fzrcktf }jf jvlf rcnef. I`u}fnm |f jfnmfm }k Ukv}j Rnth }k
dnuh i` }jf uv` }jn} I giuufm |jicf ciqi`l i` @f|akv`mcn`m. Nu I rnthfm# I cnvljfm# tfgfgdfti`l }jf ci}}cf
uef`f atkg aitu} rftikm F`lciuj.
\jn}u uk av``y Gnmmy; nuhfm Ejfuu n`m I ugicfm.
Mk ykv |n``n rir akt }jf tfu} ka }jf mny n`m ovu} u}ny jftf; I nuhfm jft n`m ujf cnvljfm.
Ntf ykv ne}vnccy nuhi`l gf }jn}; Ykv h`k| I mk`} rir. Ujf tfrcifm# jk`fu}cy ujkehfm# n`m I
ovu} cnvljfm.
\fcc# ek`uimfti`l ykvtf rirri`l tilj} `k|# iu`} i} df}}ft }k df n `k ujk| }jn` n }ntmy; I nuhfm
jft# n`m ujf atk|`fm.
Lvtt# I jn}f ykv# ykv h`k| }jn}; ujf gv}}ftfm# etkuui`l jft ntgu n`m I ovu} lillcfm.
@k ykv mk`}. Ykv ovu} jn}f |jn} I mk keenuik`nccy. I ekttfe}fm jft n`m ujf `kmmfm.
Fzne}cy. Ujf tfrcifm n`m I cnvljfm. Dv}# gny I nuh |jy# ykv `fqft cihfm u}nyi`l jftf ck`l. Ujf
tfgi`mfm gf n`m I cnvljfm nlni`.
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I}u envuf I hi`m ka i`qi}fm Dtf`}u fz }k n ailj} jftf na}ft uejkkc n`m uk I jnqf n` jkvt }k hicc n`m
ykv h`k| Ig `fqftcn}f akt n ailj}. I tfgi`mfm jft n`m Ejfuu tkccfm jft fyfu.
Gnmmy# |jf` ntf ykv lki`l }k cfnt` }jn} ciafu ndkv} gktf }jn` ailj}u n`m jnqi`l n u}n}vu;
ujf nuhfm |jicf ejvehci`l n`m I ckkhfm n} jft. I h`k| ykvtf n lkkm rftuk` mk|` }k }jf ektf Gnmmy#
dv} ykvtf k`cy cihf }jn} ntkv`m gf dndy mkcc. I |n`} ykv }k df ykvtufca ntkv`m fqftyk`f fcuf }kk. Ujf
fzrcni`fm n`m I `kmmfm.
Ejfuu# Iqf ejn`lfm# gy f`}itf tfnuk` akt ciqi`l |nu n giccik` gicfu n|ny atkg gf# n`m }jf k`cy
|ny I uvtqiqfm |nu dy aktlf}}i`l }jn} ane}. @k| }jn} Ig dneh# n`yk`f |jk rvccu n`y uji} |i}j gf# |fcc#
Icc uetf| |i}j }jfg tilj} dneh. I mk`} cihf i} |jf` rfkrcf rvcc uji} |i}j gf Ejfuu# n`m ykv h`k| }jn}. I
fzrcni`fm n`m ujf atk|`fm.
I h`k|# dv} ykv nc|nyu vufm }k mfnc |i}j i} tn}ik`nccy# `k} urktnmienccy cihf }jiu. Ujf
|jigrftfm n`m I ckkhfm n} jft# unm`fuu aic ci`l gy fyfu. I |n`} gy Gnmmy dneh. Ujf unim# }jtkvlj jft
}fntu n`m I rvccfm jft i`}k gy ntgu.
Ejfuu# i}u khny# Ig khny# Ig df}}ft `k|# I u|fnt. I |jiurftfm i`}k jft jnit.
\fcc# iu`} i} }jf ckqfcy cfudin` ekvrcf. Unim Ci`mufy Dnttygktf n`m I u}kkm vr# ckkhi`l n} Ejfuu
akt n` khny kt n `k lk8 }jn`h }jf lkkm cktm# ujf lnqf gf }jf khny.
Liqf jft n lkkm k`f Gnmmy# ujf mfuftqfu i}. Ujf |jiurftfm uk k`cy I ekvcm jfnt jft. I }vt`fm
n`m ckkhfm n} }jf di}ej u~vnm i` atk`} ka gf.
Ykv cfnqf vu nck`f Tkuf# ykv gny df Dtf`}u fz# n`m uvtf }jn} gny liqf ykv rftgiuuik` }k di}ej
n} jig# dv} `k} jiu atif`mu n`m ia ykv fqft di}ej n} n`y ka vu fqft nlni`# ykvcc jnqf }k lf} n`k}jft jfnm.
V`mftu}n`m ykv aic}jy ci}}cf tn}; I u`ntcfm n`m ujf mim`} aci`ej# I fzrfe}fm }jn}.
Ykv |kvcm`} ne}vnccy mk n`y}ji`l. Ujf urn} n`m lti``fm n`m I lti``fm dneh# acfzi`l gy ai`lftu
n`m aktgi`l }jf rftafe} aiu} akt }jf |ktcmu ltfn}fu} n`m gku} rni`avc rv`ej.
Ykv |n``n df}; I unim ugithi`l n`m }jf` |jnggfm gy aiu} i`}k jft `kuf. Ncgku}
i`u}n`}n`fkvucy# dckkm dfln` mtirri`l atkg jft `kuf. I lti``fm n`m ejfehfm gy aiu}# dckkm atff.
\k`mftavc.
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I en`} dfcifqf ykv ne}vnccy mim }jn} Hfccu. Unim n mffrft qkief atkg dfji`m gf n`m I urv`
ntkv`m }k uff Dtf`}.
\jn}; ]jn} I ne}vnccy vufm gy aktef }jiu }igf; I okhfm n`m jf cnvljfm.
@k# }jn} ykv ne}vnccy# ci}ftnccy dtkhf jft `kuf. Jf fzecnigfm# liqi`l gf n jilj aiqf. Ykv tfnmy
akt kvt mn}f; jf nuhfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Jfcc yfnj# I jnqf`} uff` ykv i` akvt avehi`l yfntu Gntujncc# ka ekvtuf Ig fzei}fm ykv mng`
imik}. I tfurk`mfm# cnvlji`l nu jiu anef aktgfm }jf rftafe} mfrtfuufm qiuik`.
Ig `k} n` imik}. Jf |jigrftfm n`m I cnvljfm.
Tfnccy; I nuhfm n`m Ejfuun u}kkm vr# ekgi`l kqft }k oki` vu.
\fcc cf} ykv dfcifqf }jn}. Ujf unim ugici`l n`m }jf` liqi`l gf n jvl. En` I }nhf ykvt ent
Gnmmy; Ui`ef ykvtf lki`l |i}j Dtf`}; ujf nuhfm n`m I `kmmfm# }kuui`l jft }jf hfyu.
]nhf entf ka jft# ujfu }jf nitrkt}u dndy. I tfrcifm# nu ujf |nchfm n|ny# `kmmi`l n`m cnvlji`l.
Nu Dtf`} n`m I |nchfm dneh }k jiu ent# jf |fnqfm jiu ai`lftu i`}k gi`f n`m rvccfm vu }k n u}kr.
Ykv h`k|# I tfnccy jnqf giuufm ykv. Jf gvtgvtfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Yfnj# I ailvtfm }jn} kv} atkg }jf |ny ykv tfne}fm |jf` ykv un| gf. I tfrcifm n`m jf atk|`fm.
\nu i} }jn} kdqikvu; jf nuhfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Jfcc yfu# dv} yf}# Ig `k} `ktgnc ng I `k| Gntujncc; I nuhfm jig n`m jf ujkkh jiu jfnm.
@k} n} ncc# dv} |jn}fqft }jf aveh gnmf ykv cihf }jiu# Ig }jn`hi`l }jf jfnqf`u akt i}. Ykv
jnqf`} ejn`lfm k`f di}. I ugicfm n`m ucim gy tilj} jn`m vr ntkv`m jiu `feh# affci`l jig ujiqft.
Ig lcnm I jnqf`} ejn`lfm. Dv} Ig lcnmmft }jn} |f en` ai`nccy df }klf}jft. I gvtgvtfm n`m
dtkvlj} gy anef eckuft }k jiu# jfui}n}i`l# v`uvtf ia jf |n`}fm gf }k ek`}i`vf# dv} dfaktf I jnm }jf
ejn`ef }k ailvtf }jn} kv}# I afc} jig rtfuu jiu ciru lf`}cy nlni`u} gi`f n`m I afc} gyufca uilj i`}k jig.
Dtf`} cf} lk ka gy jn`m n`m ucim jiu jn`m k`}k gy ck|ft dneh n`m rtfuufm gf eckuft }k jig.
Nu kvt ciru rnt}fm# I ugicfm# cnyi`l gy jfnm k` jiu ejfu} n`m ui`hi`l i`}k jig.
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Ykv h`k| Iqf dff` |ni}i`l }k mk }jn} akt ntkv`m aiqf n`m n jnca yfntu `k| tilj}; gvtgvtfm
Dtf`} n`m I atk|`fm.
\jy mim`} ykv fqft }fcc gf; I fzecnigfm n`m jf cnvljfm.
I mim`} |n`} }k ckuf ykv# I |nu }kk uentfm }ji`lu |kvcm`} |kth kv} n`m i}m df ncc |fitm
df}|ff` vu. I |nu ndukcv}fcy }fttiaifm I |nu lki`l }k ckuf ykv. Jf |jiurftfm i`}k gy fnt n`m I rv`ejfm
jig.
I |kvcm`} cfnqf ykv `k gn}}ft |jn} jnrrf`fm df}|ff` vu. K`ef gy atif`m# nc|nyu gy atif`m#
I tfrcifm gn}}ft ka ane}cy n`m I un| jiu ciru }vt` mk|` i`}k n atk|`.
Ykv uny }jn} `k| I ev} jig kaa.
N`m Icc df unyi`l i} v`}ic I mif# `k| ekgf k`f# Ig jv`lty Dtf`} ovu} cnvljfm.
I mk`} v`mftu}n`m jk| ykv u}ny uk ugncc# ykv fn} uk gvej. I ovu} ugicfm n`m u}nt}fm }k rvcc
jig }k|ntmu jiu ent.
Gnmmy# ui`ef |jf` mim ykv dfekgf }jf k`f liqi`l }jf ktmftu |i}j vu; jf nuhfm n`m I dcvujfm.
Uktty Dtf`}# I mim`} gfn` }k# i}u ykvt ejkief. I tfu}n}fm gffhcy n`m jf ovu} cnvljfm n di}
gktf.
I |nu ovu} himmi`l# dv} yfu# |f ntf lki`l }k fn}# dv} ykv ntf`} lf}}i`l }k h`k| |jftf v`}ic
|ftf ufn}fm i`uimf. Jf mfecntfm# u}nt}i`l }k cnvlj n} }jf rkv} I ek`u}tve}fm k` gy anef. ]jn}u `k}
lki`l }k |kth |i}j gf Hfccfy. Uktty. N`m }jf` jf dci`makcmfm gf n`m }jf dvehcfm gf i`}k jiu ent.
Dtf`}u Rki`} Ka Qif|?
I rcnefm }jf dci`makcm kqft jf fyfu n`m u}ntfm n} jft akt ncgku} }jit}y ufek`mu# }nhi`l i` jft
dfnv}y n`m gfc}i`l i` }jf ane} }jn} ujf |nu ai`nccy gi`f# dv} jft jntuj |ktmu i`}fttvr}fm gy }jkvlj
rtkefuu.
Dtf`}. Ujf gv}}ftfm i` n` n``kyfm }k`f n`m I h`f| ujfm envlj} gf. I cnvljfm n`m ovu} ji}
}jf lnu. I |nu }nhi`l jft }k jft anqkvti}f tfu}nvtn`} i` }k|`. Ujf ecnigfm i} jnm }jf dfu} u}fnhu i` }k|`
dv} I u}tk`lcy miunltffm |i}j }jn}. Nu I mtkqf# ujf |nu ~vif} }jkvlj# |jiej |nu u}tn`lf akt jft. Gnydf
ujf |nu nu `ftqkvu nu I uvmmf`cy |nu. Dv} I ~viehcy miutflntmfm }jn} }jkvlj} |jf` I tfgfgdftfm }jf
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ane} }jn} ujf ndukcv}fcy mfuriufm uvtrtiufu# uk }jftfaktf ujf |nu liqi`l gf }jf uicf`} }tfn}gf`} dfenvuf
ujf |nu riuufm n} gf akt hffri`l |jftf |f |ftf lki`l n ufetf}.
Dtf`}u Rki`} Ka Qif|# 5 yfntu rtfmfefnui`l?
Nu I lk} k` }jf dvu }k lk }k uejkkc# I }jkvlj} I jfntm gy kcm dfu} atif`mu qkief n`m gy jfnm
|jirrfm ntkv`m ufnteji`l akt jft. Kj gy# Gnmmy Hfccfy# |jftf mim ykv lk; I }kkh n ufn} `fz} }k
N`mtf|# n`m dfln` }k lcntf n} }jf ufn} i` atk`} ka gf.
Jfy dvmmy# |jy uk lcvg ejvg; jf lti``fm n`m lnqf gf n rcny rv`ej k` }jf ujkvcmft. I ovu}
ckkhfm n} jig# dv} jf lnurfm# ckkhi`l jk`fu}cy ujkehfm.
Jkcy uji}# }jn} ckkh ckkhu uk angicint# i} ckkhu cihf }jf k`f Gnmmy Hfccfy vufm }k liqf gf
|jf`fqft I vufm }k }nhf jft ufn} k` }jf dvu. Jf fzecnigfm n`m }jf` i} un`h i`. Ykvtf }ji`hi`l ndkv}
jft nlni` ntf`} ykv; jf nuhfm n`m I `kmmfm.
I mk`} v`mftu}n`m. I gvgdcfm n`m N`my uiljfm.
@kdkmy mkfu dv} jft rntf`}u gkqfm ntkv`m uk gvej# |fcc# |f ncc h`f| i} |nu ekgi`l. Akt ncc
|f h`k|# ujf ekvcmqf gkqfm i`}k }jf }k|` tilj} `fz} }k Fmgk`}k`. Jf unim ejfftavccy# }tyi`l
atvi}cfuucy }k dtilj}f` gy gkkm.
Ia ujf mim# |f |kvcmqf jfntm ndkv} }jf }tkvdcf ujf |nu envui`l. I unim# ne}vnccy lti``i`l.
Gnmmy Hfccfy envufm }jf gku} }tkvdcf i` }jf ei}y dv} ujf ek`}tkccfm kvt uejkkc. Ujf |nu }jf rti`eirnc.
]jf rti`eirncu n} ncc ka kvt uejkkcu akcck|fm jft tvcfu n`m `k k`f fcufu. Ujf |nu n |iuf litc# n`m ujf |nu
unuuy# yf} ujf |nu ufcacfuu.
Mvmf# ykv }jftf; Off# ykvtf i` ckqf |i}j }jiu litc. Unim N`mtf| n`m I cnvljfm.
@k Ig `k}# ujf |nu gy dfu} atif`m# I giuu jft.
Uvtf ykv mk`}. unim N`mtf| untenu}ienccy n`m I rv`ejfm jig# ovu} cihf Gnmmy |kvcmqf mk`f.
Gnmmyu Rki`} Ka Qif|# nlf >=# }jf yfnt ujf gkqfm?
I lk} k`}k }jf uejkkc dvu n`m |nchfm mk|` }jf niucf# urk}}i`l Dtf`}. Jf un| gf n`m n} }jf ungf
}igf dk}j ka kvt anefu ci} vr |i}j ugicfu n`m }jf` |f dk}j u}nt}fm }k cnvlj# dv} gy cnvlji`l u}krrfm
|jf` I un| |jk |nu ui}}i`l `fz} }k jig.
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N`mtf|# lf} kv} ka gy ufn} `k|. I u`nrrfm n`m jf lk} vr dk|i`l.
Yfu ykvt gnofu}y ykv nc|nyu lf} |jn} ykv |n`}. Icc liqf ykv |jn} ykv |n`}# ka ekvtuf I |icc.
Jf u`ntcfm dneh n`m gy aiu} ji} jiu `kuf# i`u}n`}cy gnhi`l i} dcffm# n`m v`akt}v`n}fcy# I lk} ukgf ka }jf
mkvejf dnlu dckkm k` gy aiu}. I |nu lki`l }k jnqf }k ecfn` vr gy }fej`i~vf kdqikvucy.
Ykv `ffm }k cfnt` ukgf tfurfe} akt ykvt fcmftu N`mtf|. Jf u`ntcfm n`m I un} mk|`. N`mtf|
ovu} lcntfm dneh n`m I cnvljfm.
I jnqf tfurfe} akt gy rfftu. Ovu} ykv ujkvcm h`k| dy `k| `k} }k uetf| |i}j gf. ]jf uejkkcu
ailvtfm i} kv}# uk |jy jnqf`} ykv; I mfgn`mfm n`m jf ovu} un} mk|` i` n`k}jft ufn}# etkuufm jiu ntgu
n`m dfln` }k gkrf. I cnvljfm nlni` n`m Dtf`} ovu} ckkhfm n} gf.
\jy mk ykv jnqf }k }ktgf`} jig; jf nuhfm n`m I ugicfm.
I |kvcm`} }ktgf`} jig ia jf mim`} hffr }nhi`l gy ufn}u. I unim gn}}ft ka ane}cy n`m Dtf`} ovu}
rv`ejfm gf# |jiej gnmf gf rv`ej jig dneh n`m }jf` i} dfengf n tfnc ailj}. Nu I rv} gy aiu} i`}k jiu
fyf# I jfntm ukgfk`f urfnh.
Kj `k# jftf |f lk nlni`# gvu} }jfy mk }jiu fqfty mny; nuhfm Ejfuun n`m gf n`m Dtf`}
i`u}n`}cy atkf n`m }jf` dtkhf i`}k ai}u ka cnvlj}ft.
]jn`h ykv Ejfuun# I |nu ndkv} }k u}kr }jf dvu n`m rvcc fg nrnt}. Ykv unqfm gf atkg lf}}i`l n
n yfcci`l atkg Gnmmy. Unim Dkd }jf Dvu Mtiqft.
Jfy Dkd I etifm# Ykv |n``n df yfccfm n}; I nuhfm n`m jf ujkkh jiu jfnm# |jiej gnmf gf
ugicf. Mk`} |ktty# I |k`}# I k`cy yfcc |jf` rfkrcf riuu gf kaa n`m ykv `fqft riuu gf kaa. I unim
jnrricy# uf}}ci`l dneh i`}k gy ufn}. Dkd ovu} uiljfm i` tfcifa n`m hfr} }jf dvu rv}}fti`l nck`l jnrricy.
Uk |jn} jnrrf`fm }jiu gkt`i`l n} jkgf }k gnhf ykv riuufm kaa dfaktf ykv lk} jftf; nuhfm
Dtf`} n`m I atk|`fm.
I ncgku} jnm }jn} kv} ka gy gi`m# I ltk|cfm n`m jf cnvljfm.
\fcc# `k| }jn} i}u u}icc i` ykvt gi`m# en` I jfnt ndkv} |jn} jnrrf`fm; jf nuhfm rkci}fcy n`m I
`kmmfm.
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Yfu# I lvfuu uk. I |khf vr n`m fqfty}ji`l |nu }kk ~vif}. \ny }kk ~vif}# uk I ovgrfm kv} ka dfm
n`m tn` }k gy rntf`}u tkkg# dv} }jfy |ftf`} }jftf uk I mnujfm mk|`u}nitu n`m }jftf |nu n `k}f unyi`l
}jn} }jfy |ftf lk`f akt }jf mny n`m `k} }k |ktty. Dv} I ng |kttyi`l dfenvuf cnu} }igf }jfy unim }jn}# n
gk`}j cn}ft }jfy rnehfm vr n`m gkqfm jftf# n`m mtnllfm gf |i}j }jfg. I mk`} |n`} }k gkqf. I unim#
affci`l ncc gy }f`ufm gvuecfu tfcfnuf n`m tfcnz# envui`l gf }k ancc i`}k jiu ntgu.
Kj jf lnurfm n`m I ugicfm.
Uktty# I mim`} gfn` akt }jn} }k jnrrf`. Dtf`} ovu} u~vfffm jiu ntg }jn} |nu ntkv`m gf n`m
ugicfm.
I}u khny8 ykv `ffm n jvl# i}u khny. Icc nc|nyu df jftf akt ykv. Gvtgvtfm Dtf`} n`m I lti``fm.
N`m Icc nc|nyu df jftf akt ykv. I gvtgvtfm dneh n`m n} }jn} gkgf`} I un| Ejfuun ckkh kqft
n} vu n`m cnvljfm# rvcci`l kv} jft rjk`f# }fz}i`l gf. Jk| I h`f| i} |nu gf I jnqf `k imfn.
Ykv }|k ntf ukkk i` ckqf Gnmu# Ykv ckqf jig# I mk`} lf} |jy jf |k`} ovu} nuh ykv kv}
nctfnmy. Mk`} rv`ej gf rcfnuf.
Na}ft I tfnm }jn}# I dfln` }k mif ka cnvlj}ft.
\jn}u uk av``y; mfgn`mfm Dtf`} n`m I ovu} ujkkh gy jfnm.
I}u `k}ji`l# gkt`i`l. I ekqftfm# u}icc lillci`l cihf jfcc v`}ic I jfntm ukgfk`f uny ukgf}ji`l }jn}
I mim `k} nrrtkqf ka# n} ncc.
Gn`# }jn} ejieh iu etny. I jfntm ukgf }f``ft uny n`m i`u}n`}cy I u}krrfm cnvlji`l# u}n`mi`l vr
n`m lki`l }k }jf lvy.
Ig uktty# |jn} mim ykv ovu} uny; I mfgn`mfm n`m }jf f`}itf dvu lk ~vif}# |n}eji`l# |ni}i`l }k
uff |jn} Im mk }k }jf rf}tiaifm }f``ft.
@ @k @k}ji`l. Jf u}v}}ftfm n`m I ugicfm fqiccy.
\jn}u ykvt `ngf jk`fy; I nuhfm u|ff}cy# }nhi`l jiu eji` i` gy jn`m# gnhi`l jig ckkh n} gf.
Afciz Ejn`efcfy. Jf tfrcifm# u}v}}fti`l ukgf gktf.
Afciz Ejn`efcfy# |jf` ykv lf} kaa }jiu dvu ykv mk`} lk n`y|jftf# v`}ic I ekgf }k lf} ykv n`m
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}jf` ykv |icc cfnt` }jn} I ng `k} etny# I ovu} h`k| jk| }k lf} gy |ny n`m I en` }nhf n okhf. Dv} encci`l
Gnmiuk` Hfccfy etny iu mfai`i}fcy `k} n okhf. I u`ntcfm }jf cnu} di}.
Gn`# ykvtf i` akt i}. Unim jiu atif`m# dfli``i`l }k cnvlj v`}ic gy lcntf }vt`fm }k jig.
Mk ykv |n`} }k oki` jig; I nuhfm n`m jf ujkkh jiu jfnm# atilj}f`fm. ]jf` mk`} urfnh |jicf
Ig }nchi`l# ykv mk`} ciu}f` }jf` ykv mk`} v`mftu}n`m |jn} I ekvcm mk }k ykv. @k| Afciz# |icc i} df }jf
on| kt ykvt dnccu; I nuhfm n`m jiu fyfu |imf`fm.
\jn}tf ykv mki`; jf mfgn`mfm# jiu qkief ujtifhi`l vr aiqf ke}nqfu# gnhi`l }jf f`}itf dvu
u}nt} myi`l ka cnvlj}ft.
Kj; Ykv |n``n h`k|; Kt |kvcm ykv tn}jft }nhf i} nu n |nt`i`l n`m mk`} uny }jn} hi`m ka }ji`l
ndkv} gf fqft nlni`; I mfgn`mfm n`m jf dfln` }k u~vfnh nlni`.
\nt`i`l rcfnuf# mk`} jvt} gf I ekvcm`} jfcr cnvlji`l gyufca.
Kj I |nu`} lki`l }k mk n`y}ji`l n`y|ny# ykv gny df k` }jf akk}dncc }fng dv} ykvtf n |igr.
I cf} lk ka jiu eji` n`m |f`} dneh }k gy ufn}# ui}}i`l mk|`.
Ykvtf }kk u}tk`l akt ykvt k|` lkkm Gnmmy# k`f ka }jfuf mnyu ykvtf lki`l }k |n`} ukgfk`f
}k u}n`m vr akt ykv# k`f ka }jfuf mnyu. Gvtgvtfm Dtf`} ugici`l.
@njj# `k} rkuuidcf gy atif`m.
Gnmmyu Rki`} ka Qif| |jf` ujf aitu} gkqfm }k Fmgk`}k`# = yfntu rtfmfefnui`l?
I |khf vr k` }jf aitu} \fm`fumny ka @kqfgdft 422=# gnm nu jfcc dv} i} |nu jntm }k u}ny gnm
|jf` i} |nu uvej n dfnv}iavc gkt`i`l kv}. Yf} I |nu uk `ftqkvu. I |nu i` n dtn`m `f| rcnef n`m }kmny
|nu gy aitu} mny ka uejkkc i` Fmgk`}k`. Dv} I |nu`} tfnccy `ftqkvu. @kdkmy |kvcm mntf gfuu |i}j gf
na}ft }kmny.
I lk} kv}}n dfm n`m lk} mtfuufm# jfnti`l `k}ji`l fcuf i` }jf dil jkvuf. Gkg n`m Mnm |ftf
nctfnmy lk`f ka ekvtuf. I ejfehfm }jf }igf n`m un| I |nu tv``i`l cn}f. I ltnddfm gy dnl n`m tn` kv} ka
}jf jkvuf n`m lk} }k }jf dvu u}kr ovu} nu i} |nu rvcci`l i`. I lk} k` dkntm n`m mim`} uff k`f fgr}y ufn}
uk I dfln` }k |nch mk|` }jf niucf n`m un| k`f rftuk` i` n ufn} }jn} ekvcm ai} }|k rfkrcf.
Gny I rcfnuf ui} jftf; I nuhfm }jf litc n`m ujf ugicfm `kmmi`l.
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Yfu# ka ekvtuf# ntf ykv `f|; ujf nuhfm n`m I `kmmfm.
Yfnj# I ovu} gkqfm jftf atkg Enclnty. \jn}u ykvt `ngf; I nuhfm jft n`m ujf ugicfm.
Gy `ngfu Ejfuun# n`m ykv; ujf nuhfm.
Ig Ecfk. I unim# lti``i`l. I |n`}fm }k jnqf ukgf av`# gn`# }jiu Ejfuun litc |nu lki`l }k jn}f
gf na}ft ujf akv`m kv} }jn} I jnm cifm# dv} }jf` }jf lvy netkuu }jf niucf tvi`fm i}.
Ejfuun# ujfu cyi`l# jft `ngf ni`} Ecfk# i}u Gnmiuk`. I}u k` jft dkkh dnl. Jf unim n`m I }vt`fm
}k lcntf n} jig.
Ykv tvi`fm gy av` I ekgrcni`fm n`m jf cnvljfm.
I |kvcmqf mk`f }jf ungf }ji`l# dv} |fcc jfcr ykv rvcc i} kaa |i}j fqftydkmy fcuf. Jf ji`}fm
n`m I lti``fm.
\icc ykv tfnccy; I fzecnigfm n`m Ejfuun n`m }jf dky `kmmfm. \ftf lki`l }k df lkkm atif`mu#
I en` }fcc. \f ncc ugicfm n} fnej k}jft n`m }jf` }jf dky rv} jiu jn`m kv} }k gf.
Ig Dtf`} dy }jf |ny. Dtf`} }kcm gf n`m I hfr} ugici`l. I cihfm }jiu mvmf.
Ig Gnmmy Hfccfy. I unim# ujnhi`l jiu jn`m. Qfty `ief }k gff} ykv.
Dy }jf }igf |f lk} }k uejkkc |f |ftf ncc dfu} atif`mu n`m nu I f`}ftfm }jf ecnuutkkg# I dfln` }k
tfnccy dfekgf n aiftef ci}}cf fcfqf` yfnt kcm# tfavui`l }k df uentfm k` jft aitu} mny ka aia}j ltnmf i` n `f|
uejkkc.
Lkkm gkt`i`l# gny I jfcr ykv; nuhfm n }ncc cnmy }jn} I ailvtfm |nu }jf }fnejft.
Gy `ngf iu Ecfk Ai}rn}tieh n`m I ng atkg Itfcn`m# Mvdci` }k df fzne}. >6 \iuji`l \fcc Cn`f. I
ovu} gkqfm jftf n`m I |nu }kcm dy }jf kaaief }jn} Ig i` ykvt ecnuu. \fcc v`cfuu ykv ntf`} Gtu. Jiehgn`.
I unim n`m ujf rvtufm jft c iru.
I |nu }kcm }jn} I jnm n Gnmiuk` Hfccfy oki`i`l gy ecnuu atkg Enclnty# `k} n Ecfk Ai}rn}tieh. Ujf
unim# ek`avufm n`m I ugicfm n`lfcienccy.
]jf kaaief jnm }jn} ungf giu}nhf }kk# dv} gy `ngf iu Ecfk Ai}rn}tieh# I mk`} h`k| n Gnmiuk`
Hfccfy. I unim i``kef`}cy. Gtu. Jiehgn` atk|`fm n`m |nchfm kqft }k jft mfuh# ckkhi`l }jtkvlj ukgf
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rnrftu# uffgi`l qfty ek`avufm. I ckkhfm n} Dtf`} n`m Ejfuun n`m }jfy lnqf gf }jvgdu vr# I ovu} lti``fm
dneh.
I u|fnt }k lkm I |nu `k} uvrrkufm }k jnqf n Ecfk Ai}rn}tieh i` gy ecnuu. \fcc lk }nhf n ufn}
`fz} }k Ejfuun n`m Icc jnqf }k encc Gnmiuk`u rntf`}u. Ujf unim# `k} jnrry }jn} gktf |kth jnm dff`
nmmfm }k jft mny.
Gnmiuk` Hfccfy mkfu`} fziu} Gtu. Jiehgn`. I etfn}fm jft. I |n`}fm }k rcny n okhf k` gy aitu}
mny. ]jftf iu `k Gnmiuk` Hfccfy# Ig uktty akt }jf }tkvdcf. I ek`afuufm# ugici`l i``kef`}cy n`m ujf ovu}
lcntfm# jft on| ckehfm.
Lk ui} mk|` `k|. Ujf ktmftfm n`m I mim. Ejfuun ugicfm.
Jk| mim i} lk; ujf nuhfm n`m I ugicfm.
Tilj} }k }jf rcn`. ]jftf iu `k Gnmiuk` Hfccfy n`m ujf jn}fu Ecfk8 n`m ia ujf mkfu`} jn}f jft
`k|# ujf |icc dy }jf f`m ka }jf |ffh. I unim lti``i`l atkg fnt }k fnt.
Mk ykv |n`} jft }k jn}f ykv; nuhfm Ejfuun uhfr}ienccy n`m I `kmmfm.
Yvr# I tfnccy mk. I}u gktf av` }jn} |ny. I}u ncuk jicntikvu |jf` I mk |iehfm k` }fu}u n`m I mk`}
rny n}}f`}ik`. I lti``fm n`m Ejfuun ovu} ujkkh jft jfnm.
Ig lk``n `ffm }k df ykvt rfnef hffrft ntf`} I; ujf lvfuufm n`m I ujkkh gy jfnm.
@k# I h`k| }jf cigi}u8 I h`k| gy cigi}u n`m jft cigi}u. Mk`} |ktty8 ujfcc f`m vr ckqi`l gf. I
unim n`m ujf ekehfm jft fyfdtk|.
I jiljcy mkvd} }jn}. Ujf ecnigfm n`m I cnvljfm.
\n``n df}; I nuhfm n`m ujf ujkkh jft jfnm.
I mk`} lngdcf Ecfk. Ujf tfrcifm# fgrjnuii`l gy anhf `ngf.
\k`mftavc ejkief gy atif`m.