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April 3, 2019 Volume 13, Issue 14
Amusing Stories • Jokes • Puzzles • TriviaCommunity Events and Coupons
Distribution on the 1st & 3rd Wednesday of each monthFor Advertising: Michelle Brokop (815)751-1286 Email: [email protected]
If you are age 7 - 107. . . Enjoy Your FREE Copy Of The Orange Peel Gazette
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Clunker As the owner of an old clunker,
I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid leaking out of the bottom of the car. I knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of action.
When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the problem. Expecting the worst, I braced myselffor his diagnosis.
When he came back in, he was smiling. "It's applejuice," he said.
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Dear Neighbor:I have great news for your wallet if your furnace is over 12years old. Allow me to explain...Every year, the months ofJanuary, February, & March can be slow for my business. Iemploy great people and want to keep them working duringthese long, slow months. That is why I’ve come up with aWin Win Situation for both of us.
Every year, the big manufacturers of furnaces & air conditioners guess how many to build to meet the demand.Of course, they’re never exactly right. So, they always havesome inventory that they must hold over until the next summer season. I went to one of these companies andcontracted for the purchase of twenty-two Deluxe furnacesand air conditioners in the four most popular sizes used inKane County. And, because of the quantity and time ofyear, I was able to buy them at drastically reduced prices.
They are brand-new Deluxe Models. They are NOT the seconds or “blems” or standard “builder” models. They arefactory-fresh furnaces and air conditioners and have a full10-year factory warranty.
How To Get A Furnace For PeanutsIf you are interested in a new heating/cooling system (butonly if one of the four sizes I have will fit your house, ofcourse), I am “giving” you the furnace and all I ask for is the $941 in labor & material costs for instalation.
Perfect Fit For Your HomeI will come out and measure your home (and determinethe availability of the proper size). Don’t forget, I only have
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Warmly,
22 matched Deluxe Systems in four sizes. When they aregone, this remarkable offer ends also. Just call 630-262-8484.
Absolutely No ObligationAfter I completely explain the installation, there is absolutelyno obligation. If you decide you don’t want to take advantage of the spectacular savings... That’s OK.
You Can Buy With NO Cash*You don’t even have to pay me right away. I have set up a terrific 0%* payment plan.
Fuel Efficiency Guarantee**I’m so confident that you will save at least 25% on your heating and cooling bills (I’m projecting more like 30%), that I will pay you the difference for a year if you don’t! I’llshow you exactly how this works. If these heating and air conditioning systems were not among the best on themarket, I couldn’t afford to make such a promise.
Why This Offer Can’t LastI only have a few of each of the four sizes. When all of the airconditioners are sold and all the furnaces are “given” away,that’s it. There are no more at this price. Call Bree now at(630)262-8484 to set up an appointment for your no-obligation survey.
Warmly,
ATTENTION: Kane County Homeowners, we are doing it again this year!Great opportunity with only 22 units available in 2019Quality, American Made HVAC Systems:SERVICE NOW HEATING Helping 22 Homeowners by “Giving Away”
Furnaces for $941.With Off-Season Air ConditioningIf you qualify, local utilities may offer up to $550 in rebates towards your new system.
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The other old fellow replied, "All of it."
Indecipherable This software engineer is on vacation in the western
U.S. when he stops to use an ATM to get some cash."I'm accustomed to being prompted for my language of choice, and this particular ATM had a nice list tochoose from," says the engineer. "But after I selected'English,' the next screen said: 'You have selected English for your language. Please press Enter to confirm your selection.' Gee, if I'd actually made amistake and this was in a foreign language, how would I know what to do?"
Neutered? My friend Allison adopted a stray cat and took
him to the vet to be neutered. "I'm about 90 percent certain he's been fixed," the
vet said. "How can I be 100 percent sure?" Allison asked. "Watch to see if he does any 'male' things." "He already lies on the couch all day," she said.
"If he starts hogging the remote, I'll bring him in."
Not For Lunch My husband retired, and for the first time in over
40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married
you for better or worse, but not for lunch." "Fair enough. From now on I'll make my own,"
he replied. A few weeks later he had to go downtown on
business and invited me to join him afterwards. "We could have lunch at that Chinese place we
both like," he suggested. I happily agreed. At the restaurant the next day we
were seated, and the waiter came to take our order. My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and
said, "Separate checks, please..."
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to purchase tickets, contact:▪ kane County 4-H Families▪ U of I Extension office, 535 S. randall rd, St. Charles▪ Call Bill (630)484-6852 or karen (815)784-2955
Silent Auction bidding until 7pmLive Auction Starts at 7pm
All proceeds will support University of Illinois Extension programs in kane Countywhich include: 4-H, Master Gardeners, Family nutrition Program, School Enrichment,Home & Community Education Association. For more information on Extension visit:
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Limited supply at the door for $1 extra
Pulled Pork Sandwich Dinner - $81 Pork Chop Dinner - $12
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Sign Language for the Dentist You know how hard it is to talk to your dentist
when your teeth are being cleaned or you are getting a filling? Well, I decided I would make up a sort ofsign language that you could use to express yourselfwithout having to mumble.
Below are 10 common things you might wish tosay, numbered 1-10. These would be printed on aposter and mounted on the ceiling above the dentistchair.
It would give you something to read since procedures can be boring. When a phrase seems appropriate, you would just hold up the correspondingnumber of fingers to express yourself. The dentistwould not need to stop to ask you to repeat yourselfand could fix the problem right away.
1. Everything is fine, but my nose itches. 2. When you get a chance, there seems to be spit
running down my neck. 3. So, I guess you had garlic again for lunch today? 4. You realize that wasn't my tooth that you just
poked with that incredibly sharp tool. 5. I would REALLY prefer you didn't do that again. 6. Could you please suction the chunk of debris that
you missed before I gag? 7. Remember how I said I was numb? I think I may
have been mistaken. 8. Wait a minute -- maybe I am allergic to latex. 9. Just so you know, if I don't get to take a break
soon, I may bite you. 10. Please stop asking me stupid questions about
myself or I will take that paper mask off your face.
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As they moved down the road to repair the nextsign, one crew member looked back and spotted a deerrunning across the highway.
Turning to a co-worker he said, "I wonder how longhe's been waiting to cross?"
Forgive and Forget Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did
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"Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do youkeep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive and forget.'"
"It is," she said. "I just don't want you to forget thatI've forgiven and forgotten."
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Cow on the TrackA passenger train is creeping along slowly. Finally
it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees the conductorwalking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window."Cow on the track." replies the conductor. A few minutes later the train starts up, moving
along slowly. Five minutes later it stops again. Thewoman sees the conductor walk by.
"What happened?" she yells out the window. "Didwe catch up with the cow again?"
School DaysA police protection officer was visiting a primary
school in a particularly rough area of Manchester, England.
'Why shouldn't you touch the oven door or the kettle?' he asked the assembled class.
A young girls hand shot into the air. 'Because youmight leave fingerprints,' she answered.
Why We Split UpMy new wife Jenny told me we couldn't afford beer
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She said she needed the makeup to look pretty forme.
I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think Jenny's coming back.
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Smart Crooks?Some small-time crooks decided that people were
so stupid that they would accept 18 dollar bills ifsomebody gave them any. So they carefully madesome plates and printed some up, and went to a smalltown to try them out. They got up to a shopkeeper and talked for awhile, then casually said "Say, can you give me change for an 18 dollar bill?"
"Sure" said the old shopkeeper. "What would youlike, three 6's or two 9's?"
Just for Fun• Two atoms are sitting next to each other and one
says, "I lost an electron."The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yeah," the first replies. "I'm positive."
• Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?"Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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Not the Real Bunny At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the
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The Perfect ShotA guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an
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Finally his exasperated partner says, "What theheck is taking so long? Hit the ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching mefrom the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
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Is he Ill?A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's
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•A man is driving his car along a lonely countryroad when suddenly grinds to a halt. The driver tries to restart it but to no avail. So he gets out and opensthe bonnet and starts fiddling with the plugs. Suddenlyhe hears a voice. "The left hand carburetor is blocked,why don't you drain it and the muck should come outtoo." He turns round and can see no one, so he shrugsand goes back to what he was doing.
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"My car broke down up there and a horse told mehow to repair it".
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cars."•A woman seated at the movies was surprised to
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