Ardhasker AzeotropeBally Town HallTri Still WhiskyPresentation Notes annotated

1. Azeotropic Chemicals from Beijing on Alibaba

2. Free Typefaces-in-Progress from Roman Gornitsky

1. Talisker Distillery History

2. Driving to Carbost from Portree

1. PowerNotes — Slide Pre-sentations Revisited (Per Mollerup)

Hi hi, and thanks for coming. 1. Higgs Boson Announced

And thanks to Bally Town Hall for hosting this conference, and to Weyermann for sponsor-ing the beer and pizza.

1. Weyermann Introduces Heirloom Malts

I’m, we’re, looking forward to meeting you all later.OK, I want to talk to you all about whisky. Does everyone here like whisky?

1. AJAX Spinner Generator

The quandries around the three-year minimum ageing in scotch whiskys marr innovation,

1. How Whisky is Made

2. Scotch Whisky Regula-tions 2009

and literally block newcomers in the market from establishing a ‘grain-hold.’

1. Preemption of Scarce As-sets

We don’t have the culture; 1. Can Whisky Become a Trendy Drink for the Young? @ Brand Equity

2. World’s Largest Whisky Culture Embassy Opens in Beijing

1. What it means to be Or-ange

2. Ray Oldenburg’s Third Space

nor the estate; 1. Diageo

2. Innovation @ Diageo

3. Breakdown of Distillery Ownership

nor the heirloom grasses. 1. Malters Bring Terroir to the Bottle

2. Weyermann Malts

We have the tenacity and flexibility of being new, but that won’t see us through three harvests.

1. PIttyvaich

2. St Magdalene

3. 3 of 4 Startups Fail

Clayton Christensen wants us to succeed, innovate —

1. When Giants Fail

— and disrupt,

but that won’t see us through three harvests. 1. Predicting the Unpredict-able

Ardhasker Azeotrope are excited to launch the Tri-Still Engine,

1. Distillation Principles

2. A Short History of the Art of Distillation

3. The New Era of Work Launch

a machine that temporally accelerates the wood ageing process tenfold

1. Home Aging Recipes

2. Does Longer Aging Im-prove Whisky?

3. Terressentia

4. Backward Compatibility

5. Software Life Cycle

bringing a minimum-age drink to you in three months,

1. TerrePURE

2. How to Create a Minimum Viable Product?

3. Reducing Congeners and Hangovers

not three years. 1. What are the dangers of drinking Isopropyl Alco-hol?

2. Fischer-Speier Esterfica-tion

meaning our customers enjoy a relaxing drink, 1. What is Supply Chain Management?

and we can analyse and exchange standardised pot still phenolic quantities.

1. Smokiest Whisky?

2. Fuel Hedging

3. User Driven Discontent

1. How do you get a hard copy of a stock certifi-cate?

2. Pan Am Stock Certificate? Worth Anything?

3. BF-A on Yahoo Finance

But the world is having trouble with the jumps we’re making.

1. Google Images Redesign Launch Event

2. Wrangling

3. Responsive Web Design

1. Pot Stills

2. Innovation @ Diageo

3. Redundancies @ Diageo

Why? 1. USA Today

2. Wolff Olins

3. USA Today... Re-imagined

We think the Tri Still Engine disrupts homeostasis, but isn’t against it.

1. Homeostasis

2. Human Homeostasis

3. Disrupting Class

Claude Bernard says, ‘the constancy of the internal envi-ronment is the condition for a free and independent life’. We don’t disagree, although our detractors say our work perverts this condition.

1. Claude Bernard @ Ency-clopedia Britannic

2. Experimental Physiology

But, when it’s switched on, the Tri Still engine is a closed system and is internally stable,

1. Autoclaves & Sterilisers

2. Protective Tissues in Plants & Animals

3. Working at Scale

regardless of any disparaties between the inside and the out. It’s a bit like a thermos.

1. IPO Basics

2. Thermos Technologies

And, we sync the engine via open-source API 1. What is an API?

2. GNU Licensing

3. Who Invented Whisky? The Scots or the Irish?

4. AJAX

5. Creating a Knowledge Sharing Culture

to the clock of the Long Now, at 300% speed. 1. The Long Now Founda-tion

2. Seminars about Long-Term Thinking

3. List of Oldest Companies

4. Whisky Prices and Age

5. How to Set Business Goals

It’s a physical cross-rhythm. 1. Simplicity and Order for All

2. Jack Dorsey

3. AirBNB Social

4. Casa al Reves, AirBNB Founder’s favourite listing

The contents of the Engine fire into the future, relative to its surroundings.

1. Ultrasonic Whisky Aging

2. TerrePure - A brief over-view

1. Nissan Leaf in Islay

2. Drum Scotland, Cullen Bay

But they resolve inside and out with an underpinning akin to sub-saharan traditional musics.

1. Djembe Fanga

2. Silicon Valley Mania in Africa

3. Ubuntu

4. African Rhythm & African Sensibility

So Ardharsker Tri Still 3 Months is a drink for a place that’s (something like) in between the time just beyond now, and the past.

1. Jack Morton

2. Barra Airport

3. Barra Airport (Wiki)

4. Is the Tipping Point Toast?

It’s for the wooden-floored bus with the mobile hotspot installed, or the farm that’s managed remotely using harvest analytics.

1. Bus/Coach Mobile Wifi Hotspot

2. 032c Rem Koolhaas

3. Goodbye Starchitecture, Welcome Countryside!

With your help, we feel like that place could be Ballysileachn.

1. List of places with “Sili-con” Names

2. 10,000 Likes or 10 Brand Evangelists?

1. Centralia PA, site of the longest burning mine fire

2. Boycott Absolut Vodka

3. TBWA

1. Pagoda Roofs in Scotch Distilleries

2. Gravity Distillery

With your help. 1. Displacement Mapping

— Ardhasker Togetherness, with Azeotrope Disruption.

1. Corporate Culture / Eco-nomic Theory

So... you. 1. Against TED

And all the specialised distillery workers in Ballysileachn here today.

1. Empowering Employees (on Google Books)

2. Talking to Coworkers Can Get you Fired

3. Workers Leaving the Googleplex

Our idea is simple:

we give you a miniature USB device 1. USB on Alibaba

2. Freelancer / Web Devel-opment

that transmits GeoTag, time and air quality information back to our AzeoAPI.

1. Wifi Alliance

2. Scotch Whisky Associa-tion

1. Motion Blur on After Ef-fects

2. Ken Burns Effect

1. Network Diagrams

2. The Internet is Rhizomatic

3. About Advertising on Facebook

You go to work. 1. La Perruque

2. Bob Outsources Own Job and Whiles Away Shifts

3. The Quest of Michel De Certeau

4. How to Add a Fake Sky

When we spot that you’re in range of an Uncollaborated Still, your device will beep.

1. Whisky Technology Pro-duction & Marketing

2. AirBnB Office Design

3. Garcia Tamjidi

4. Office Snapshots

Press the top once. Your information will be forwarded to an eLance farm —

1. eLance

2. Amazon Mechanical Turk

3. Running Experiments on Mechanical Turk

1. Experimental Psychology / Roar of the Crowd

— where contract workers will look through the window of your distillery using one of the many falcon-watcher cams available online. If your boss is looking away, the device will beep twice.

1. Falcon Cam

2. Falcon Watching

3. Remote Webcams

If you hear two beeps, pour some of our Tri Still whisky into your still.

1. Whisky Tampering on Trove

2. Adulteration of Canadian Whisky

Remember to carry this whiskey in our flask receptacle. We’ve ionised the aluminium ma-terial of the flask, in order to preserve the vapour pressure of the liquid within.

1. Official site for Phiten Ti-tanium Bracelets

2. Ionisation

3. Create your own Fake Store with Amazon aS-tores

(We’ve seen trace markings that this works. You’re testing this at scale, though.)

1. MHRA (Regulatory Agen-cy)

2. How We Regulate Devices

3. Delaware Corporation

Pour the whiskey into your still, 1. Flavour Still

2. Rotary Vacuum Evaporator

3. Flavours from Distillation

and click the top of your device again. 1. Flavour Still

2. Rotary Vacuum Evaporator

3. Flavours from Distillation

This will send an email via Azeo API to the eLance farm, where a worker will tag your still as a par-tially Collaborated Still.

1. Onomastics

2. Database Icon

Each flask of whiskey adds 6.12% to this value — one tenth the boiling point of chloroform.

1. Health Statement for Chloroform

1. The Noun Project

2. OFCOM Standards for Subtitle Display

An Azeotrope, our namesake, is a mixture of two liquids that are mixed to the point that they cannot be un-entangled by distillation.

1. Azeotrope

If you try, it simply vaporises proportionately. 1. When a start-up fails...

By working together to add our Tri Still liquid to all batches of single-malt specialty whis-ky in Scotland, you are creating a totally new collaboration

1. Managing a Remote Workforce

2. The Future of Work

— the number goes on endlessly, as our favourite things do.

1. More Than A Map — The Google Maps API

2. Good.Is/Everyone

And we think of this as an Azeotropic revolution: un-entanglable.

1. Visual Complexity

2. del.icio.us

3. Scotland’s 10 Best Walks

1. Bottle into World’s Deep-est Hole

If all whiskey is partly sped up, the rules on ageing become ignorable.

1. wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_laws

2. Keith Rabois

3. Only Two Left in Stock

And we’ve always liked ignoring the rules. 1. Closing Statement from Future Cities Develop-ment

2. Another Blow

3. Clarion Capital Server Er-ror in ‘/’ Application

But we don’t want to run ragged over the existing infrastructure here in Ballysileachn.

1. A Booze of One’s Own

2. Littlemore Distillery (de-molished)

We all know the history of this place. 1. Stanford Golf Cart Poli-cies

2. Stanford Sandstone & Tile

In 1891 the Lathrop University began an aggressive program of innovation in the chemical sciences.

1. EaSTCHEM

2. Water for Whisky

3. Detection of Counterfeit Scotch by Isotope Signa-ture

This program was overseen by Leland Terman, a management psychologist and progenitor to the school of Rene Girard.

1. Eric Schmidt

2. Larry Ellison

3. Rene Girard

4. Steve Jobs

5. Clayton Christensen

Terman’s policies of mimetic isolation called for Ballysileachn to be cut off from the world in order to prosper, guided by ecological and cultural precedents —

1. The Neuroscience of Mi-metic Desire

2. Floating Desire?

the beautiful, endemic species of the Galapagos

1. Galapagos Conservancy

2. Invasive Species

and the editorial perfection of stills in the re-mote isles as examples.

1. Historical Notes

Trade and trans-city routes were severed.

1. Contractors Board Up Wells Fargo

2. Railroad Sabotage in Montreal

3. List of Highway Revolts

1. How to build a Dry Stone Wall

2. Building a Dry Stone Wall

Students and faculty were chosen for their intellectual temerity and their propensity for solitariness.

1. 15 Google Interview Questions

All recreational and communal facilities were design to orient interactions to-wards measurable goals.

1. How Will You Measure Your Life?

2. Life at the Googleplex

A man-made reef, one fathom underwater, was erected within the water border of Ballysileachn

1. Offshore Artificial Reef User Guide

2. Artificial Reefs Around the World

in order to wreck incoming and outgoing ships.

1. Ship-Scrapping Prices Plunge

Terman wanted to create a fruitful nowhere; he dreamed of an eventual landless, stateless, unharnessed zone of innovation.

1. Cloud Computing

2. DNS Root Servers

And such states need a drink. 1. Laphroig Distillery fermen-tation dregs tank

2. List of National Liquors

3. Simulated Sky / Sun

— A social-recreational underpinning that defines the inside from the out.

1. Eric Schmidt @ Burning Man

2. Eric Schmidt 2

A communal machine for building an internally stable culture with, and for,

1. How the GooglePlex works

2. Last of Scotland’s Gannet Hunters

3. Sula Sgeir

4. Buildings of St Kilda, Scotland

people who like each other and share measurable and meaningful goals

1. Nissan Leaf provides the final link in self-sufficiency for Bruichladdich

that can be bet on and exchanged

and that make us happy.

Can’t Ardhasker Azeotrope Tri Still 3 Months be that drink? Please?