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Atheist Daily Quote BookBy: Colby Whitlock
January 1st
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then
he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor
willing? Then why call him God?
Epicurus
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January 2nd
There once was a time when all people believed in
God and the church ruled. This time was called the
Dark Ages.
Richard Lederer
January 3rd
Religion has actually convinced people that there`s an
invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watcheseverything you do, every minute of every day. And the
invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not
want you to do..And if you do any of these ten things,he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and
burning and torture and anguish, where he will send
you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream
and cry forever and ever `til the end of time! ...But He
loves you.
George Carlin
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January 4th
Religion is regarded by the common people as
true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as
useful.
Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.
January 5th
And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that
He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be
offended by those who doubt His existence.
Bertrand Russell
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January 6th
Do not pray in my school, and I will not think in
your church.
Unknown
January 7th
I do not think it is necessary to believe that the
same God who has given us our senses, reason,
and intelligence wished us to abandon their use,
giving us by some other means the information
that we could gain through them.
Galileo Galilei
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January 8th
Philosophy is questions that may never be
answered. Religion is answers that may never be
questioned.
Unknown
January 9th
You can not convince a believer of anything; for
their belief is not based on evidence, it is based on
a deep-seated need to believe.
Carl Sagan
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January 10th
We must question the story logic of having an all-
knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty
Humans, and then blames them for his own
mistakes.
Gene Roddenberry
January 11th
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is
no more to the point than the fact that a drunken
man is happier than a sober one.
George Bernard Shaw
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January 12th
You are basically killing each other to see who has
got the better imaginary friend.
Richard Jeni
January 13th
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on
top shows a lack of confidence.
Doug McLeod
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January 14th
The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it
is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon,
and I have more faith in a shadow than in the
church.
Ferdinand Magellan
January 15th
Two hands working can do more than a thousand
clasped in prayer.
Unknown
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January 16th
A man`s ethical behavior should be basedeffectually on sympathy, education, and social ties;
no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed
be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of punishment and hope of reward after death.
Albert Einstein
January 17th
With or without religion, you would have good
people doing good things and evil people doing
evil things. But for good people to do evil things,
that takes religion.
Steven Weinberg
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January 18th
Religious faith not only lacks evidence, its
independence from evidence is its pride and joy,
shouted from the rooftops.
Richard Dawkins
January 19th
The World is divided into armed camps ready to
commit genocide just because we can't agree on
whose fairy tales to believe.
Ed Krebs
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January 20th
The essence of Christianity is told us in the Gardenof Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was
on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the
suffering you have is because you wanted to find
out what was going on.
Frank Zappa
January 21st
The more I study religions the more I am
convinced that man never worshiped anything but
himself.
Richard Francis Burton (1821-1890)
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January 22nd
To have an invisible friend at the age of eight is
charming and not a cause for concern. To have an
invisible friend in adulthood is however a cause for
concern and could be considered psychotic. So
how exactly does giving them the name of a deity
change that opinion?
Phil Slattery
January 23rd
Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides
people, Controls people, Deludes people.
Carlespie Mary Alice McKinney
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January 24th
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in
Mother Goose.
Clarence Darrow
January 25th
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary
evidence.
Carl Sagan
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January 26th
We must respect the other fellow`s religion, but
only in the sense and to the extent that we respect
his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children
smart.
H. L. Mencken
January 27th
I have examined all the known superstitions of the
world, and I do not find in our particular
superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature.
They are all alike founded on fables and
mythology.
Thomas Jefferson
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January 28th
As people become more intelligent they care less
for preachers and more for teachers.
Robert G. Ingersoll
January 29th
We must conduct research and then accept the
results. If they don`t stand up to experimentation,
Buddha`s own words must be rejected.
Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama, 1988
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January 30th
Which is it, is man one of God`s blunders or is God
one of man`s?
Friedrich Nietzsche
January 31st
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a
man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a
man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
Unknown
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February 1st
The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely
to be preferred to the presence of those who think
they`ve found it.
Terry Pratchett
February 2nd
The easy confidence with which I know another
man`s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that
my own is also.
Mark Twain
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February 3rd
People who don`t like their beliefs being laughed at
shouldn`t have such funny beliefs.
Unknown
February 4th
I would defend the liberty of consenting adult
creationists to practice whatever intellectual
perversions they like in the privacy of their own
homes; but it is also necessary to protect the
young and innocent.
Arthur C. Clarke
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February 5th
Those who believe absurdities will commit
atrocities.
Voltaire
February 6th
The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail.
Gustaf Lindborg
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February 7th
But I don`t have to know an answer. I don`t feelfrightened by not knowing things, by being lost in
the mysterious universe without having any
purpose which is the way it really is, as far as I
can tell, possibly. It doesn`t frighten me.
Richard Feynman
February 8th
Atheism is more than just the knowledge that godsdo not exist, and that religion is either a mistake or
a fraud. Atheism is an attitude, a frame of mind
that looks at the world objectively, fearlessly,
always trying to understand all things as a part of
nature part of nature.
Carl Sagan
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February 9th
Man created God in his image: intolerant, sexist,
homophobic and violent.
Marie
February 10th
Doesn`t it bother you that you put more logical
thought into choosing a car than you do in
choosing a god?
Unknown
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February 11th
Imagine a future in which millions of our
descendants murder each other over rivalinterpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98. Could
anything - anything - be more ridiculous? And yet,
this would be no more ridiculous that the world we
are living in.
Sam Harris
February 12th
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
Woody Allen
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February 13th
He that will not reason is a bigot; he that cannot
reason is a fool; he that dares not reason is a
slave.
William Drummond
February 14th
Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your
vain and presumptuous desire for a second one.
Richard Dawkins
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February 15th
Why should I allow that same God to tell me how
to raise my kids, who had to drown His own?
Robert G. Ingersoll
February 16th
George Bush says he speaks to god every day,
and christians love him for it. If George Bush said
he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would
think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of
a hair dryer makes it any more absurd.
Sam Harris
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February 17th
Believing there is no God gives me more room forbelief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex,
Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that
make this life the best life I will ever have.
Penn Jillette
February 18th
Is it not better to place a question mark upon a
problem while seeking an answer than to put the
label `God` there and consider the matter closed?
Joseph Lewis
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February 19th
`Faith` means not wanting to know what is true.
Friedrich Nietzsche
February 20th
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in
the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
Bertrand Russell
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February 21st
Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops
you asking the questions.
Frater Ravus
February 22nd
It has served us well, this myth of Christ.
Pope Leo X
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February 23rd
If you wind up with a boring, miserable lifebecause you listened to your mom, your dad, your
teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you
how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT.
Frank Zappa
February 24th
If god doesn`t like the way I live, Let him tell me,
not you.
Unknown
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February 25th
Men rarely (if ever) managed to dream up a god
superior to themselves. Most gods have the
manners and morals of a spoiled child.
Robert A Heinlein
February 26th
Certainly I see the scientific view of the world as
incompatible with religion, but that is not what is
interesting about it. It is also incompatible with
magic, but that also is not worth stressing. What is
interesting about the scientific world view is that it
is true, inspiring, remarkable and that it unites a
whole lot of phenomena under a single heading.
Richard Dawkins
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February 27th
The invisible and the non-existent look very much
alike.
Delos B. McKown
February 28th
The objections to religion are of two sorts -
intellectual and moral. The intellectual objection isthat there is no reason to suppose any religion
true; the moral objection is that religious precepts
date from a time when men were more cruel than
they are and therefore tend to perpetuate
inhumanities which the moral conscience of the
age would otherwise outgrow.
Bertrand Russell
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February 29th
Most people can`t bear to sit in church for an hour
on Sundays. How are they supposed to live
somewhere very similar to it for eternity?
Mark Twain
March 1st
The meme for blind faith secures its own
perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient
of discouraging rational inquiry.
Richard Dawkins
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March 2nd
There`s this thing called being so open-minded
your brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins
March 3rd
Theology, by diverting the attention of men from
this life to another, and by endeavoring to coerceall men into one religion, constantly preaching that
this world is full of misery, but the next world
would be beautiful -- or not, as the case may be --
has forced on men the thought of fear where
otherwise there might have been the happy
abandon of nature.
Elbert Hubbard
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March 4th
..it is a telling fact that, the world over, the vastmajority of children follow the religion of their
parents rather than any of the other available
religions.
Richard Dawkins
March 5th
Without death, the influence of faith-based religion
would be unthinkable. Clearly, the fact of death is
intolerable to us, and faith is little more than the
shadow cast by our hope for a better life beyond
the grave.
Sam Harris
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March 6th
The foolish reject what they see and not what they
think; the wise reject what they think and not what
they see.
Huang Po
March 7th
Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
Peter Ustinov
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March 8th
For the first half of geological time our ancestorswere bacteria. Most creatures still are bacteria,
and each one of our trillions of cells is a colony of
bacteria.
Richard Dawkins
March 9th
Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365 not including
the victims of Noah`s flood, Sodom and Gomorrah,
or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc
because no specific numbers were given. Satan -
10.
Unknown
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March 10th
There are all sorts of things that would becomforting. I expect an injection of morphine
would be comforting... But to say that something
is comforting is not to say that it`s true.
Richard Dawkins
March 11th
If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!
Clark Adams
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March 12th
I am against religion because it teaches us to be
satisfied with not understanding the world.
Richard Dawkins
March 13th
I am against religion because it teaches us to be
satisfied with not understanding the world.
Richard Dawkins
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March 14th
I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion,
as organized in its churches, has been and still is
the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.
Bertrand Russell
March 15th
Religions are conclusions for which the facts of
nature supply no major premises.
Ambrose Bierce
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March 16th
They said God was on high and he controlled the
world and therefore we must pray against Satan.
Well, if God controls the world, he controls Satan.
For me, religion was full of misstatements and
reaches of logic that I just couldn`t agree with.
Gene Roddenberry
March 17th
Religion. It`s given people hope in a world torn
apart by religion.
Charlie Chaplin
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March 18th
Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I
hold in veneration--courage, clear thinking,
honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth.
H.L. Mencken
March 19th
To explain the unknown by the known is a logical
procedure; to explain the known by the unknown
is a form of theological lunacy.
David Brooks
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March 20th
Faith is believing something you know ain`t true.
Mark Twain
March 21st
People in America look at extreme Muslims, and
how they are brainwashed, but not at themselves.
Heath Gresham
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March 22nd
It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is
than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and
reassuring.
Carl Sagan
March 23rd
The power of god has given men the ability to
realize that he does not exist.
Andre dos Santos
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March 24th
I would argue that those who see god in everything
are the ones who have a problem seeing life`s true
value. They`re not able to see the enormous beauty inthe immense improbability of our very existence. If
god created us all for a purpose, we`re just doing a
job, pawns in his cosmic game. But if we just happen
be be here by random chance, then the lives we have
are truly something to value, enjoy, and celebrate.
raabco
March 25th
The beauty of religious mania is that it has thepower to explain everything. Once God (or Satan)
is accepted as the first cause of everything which
happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to
chance...logic can be happily tossed out the
window.
Stephen King
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March 26th
I distrust those people who know so well what
God wants them to do because I notice it always
coincides with their own desires.
Susan B. Anthony
March 27th
People have suffered and become insane for centuries
by the thought of eternal punishment after death.Wouldn't it be better to depend on blind matter (...) than
by a god who puts out traps for people, invites them to
sin, and allows them to sin and commit crimes he could
prevent. Only to finally get the barbarian pleasure to
punish them in an excessive way, of no use for himself,without them changing their ways and without their
example preventing others from committing crimes.
Baron d`Holbach
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March 28th
All thinking men are atheists.
Ernest Hemmingway
March 29th
It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an
anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously. Ialso cannot imagine some will or goal outside the humansphere. Science has been charged with undermining
morality, but the charge is unjust. A mans ethical behavior
should be based effectually on sympathy, education, andsocial ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man
would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrainedby fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
Albert Einstein
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March 30th
If people are good only because they fear
punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a
sorry lot indeed.
Albert Einstein
March 31st
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your
Christians are so unlike your Christ.
Mohandas K Gandhi
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April 1st
It aint those parts of the Bible that I cant
understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do
understand.
Mark Twain
April 2nd
We are afraid of the known and afraid of the unknown.
That is our daily life and in that there is no hope, andtherefore every form of philosophy, every form of
theological concept, is merely an escape from the
actual reality of what is. Al l outward forms of change
brought about by wars, revolutions, reformations,
laws and ideologies have failed completely to change
the basic nature of man and therefore of society.
Thomas Jefferson
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April 3rd
The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of
reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer
when you put out your Candle.
Benjamin Franklin
April 4th
The constant assertion of belief is an indication of
fear.
Jiddu Krishnamurti
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April 5th
What can be asserted without proof can be
dismissed without proof.
Christopher Hitchens
April 6th
Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength
from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual
desires.
Sigmund Freud
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April 7th
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-
based initiative. I think religion is a neurological
disorder.
Bill Maher
April 8th
If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that
ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy,enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that weakness
worships them; that credulity preserves them and that
custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to
make the blindness of men serve their own interests.
If the ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, the
knowledge of nature is calculated to destroy them.
Baron DHolbach
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April 9th
A belief which leaves no place for doubt is not a
belief; it is a superstition.
Jose Bergamin
April 10th
One of the great tragedies of mankind is that
morality has been hijacked by religion.
Arthur C. Clarke
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April 11th
God made me an atheist. Who are you to question
his wisdom.
Unknown
April 12th
The world holds two classes of men - intelligent
men without religion, and religious men without
intelligence.
Abu Ala Al-Maarri
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April 13th
Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse toevade the need to think and evaluate evidence.
Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of,
the lack of evidence.
Richard Dawkins
April 14th
If the Bible is mistaken in telling us where we came
from, how can we trust it to tell us where we're
going?
Justin Brown
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April 15th
The inspiration of the bible depends on the
ignorance of the person who reads it.
Robert G. Ingersoll
April 16th
The day will come when the mystical generation of
Jesuswill be classed with the fable of the
generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
Thomas Jefferson
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April 17th
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind tostop functioning. A non-functioning mind is
clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
Maynard James Keenan
April 18th
Who needs Satan when you have a God like this?
Robert M. Price
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April 19th
the Bible is such a book of lies andcontradictions there is no knowing which part to
believe or whether any.
Thomas Paine
April 20th
Faith is essentially intolerant ... essentially because
necessarily bound up with faith is the illusion that
one's cause is also God`s cause.
Ludwig von Feuerbach
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April 21st
No man ever believes that the Bible means what itsays; he is always convinced that it says what he
means.
George Bernard Shaw
April 22nd
Jesus` last words on the cross, `My God, my God,why hast thou forsaken me?` hardly seem like the
words of a man who planned it that way. It doesn`t
take Sherlock Holmes to figure there is something
wrong here.
Donald Morgan
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April 23rd
Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurdand bloody religion that has ever infected the
world.
Voltaire
April 24th
I have noticed even people who claim everything is
predestined, and that we can do nothing to
change it, look before they cross the road.
Stephen Hawking
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April 25th
If God`s plan incorporates all of his knowledge,
then how do we have free will? God is a bigot.
Nathan A. Creel
April 26th
Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith
has.
Martin Luther
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April 27th
Try not to think about it too much, that's how
Atheists are made.
Stan Naspinski
April 28th
Religions are like prescriptions. Both are writteninstructions from an Authority giving permission to
the consumer, (if used as directed) to be a better
person. Yet both usually do more harm than good.
In Religion`s case, heaven is simply the drug of
choice..
Quentin Cline
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April 29th
You never see animals going through the absurd
and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion.Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is
the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not,
as yet, quite intelligent enough.
Aldous Huxley
April 30th
In dark ages people are best guided by religion, asin a pitch-black night a blind man is the best
guide; he knows the roads and paths better than a
man who can see. When daylight comes, however,
it is foolish to use blind, old men as guides.
Heinrich Heine
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May 1st
Religion was good for one thing. It provided areason for humans to have morals, now that we
know religion is not that reason, it can go away.
Dustin Rgnonti
May 2nd
Which is more offensive? Atheist saying I have no
reason for believing in god or a Muslim showing
respect for your religion and then worshiping
another god?
Dustin Rgnonti
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May 3rd
Just in terms of allocation of time resources,religion is not very efficient. There`s a lot more I
could be doing on a Sunday morning.
Bill Gates
May 4th
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe
something; in the absence of good grounds for
belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.
Bertrand Russell
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May 5th
You can`t use the bible to prove the bible
Unknown
May 6th
I do not believe in the creed professed by theJewish church, by the Roman church, by the
Greek church, by the Protestant church, nor by
any church that I know of. My own mind is my
church.
Thomas Paine
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May 7th
The word God is for me nothing more than theexpression and product of human weaknesses, the
Bible a collection of honorable but still primitive
legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.
Albert Einstein
May 8th
I do not believe in the God of theology who
rewards good and punishes evil. My God created
laws that take care of that. His universe is not
ruled by wishful thinking, but by immutable laws.
Albert Einstein
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May 9th
Jews bow their heads, Christians get down ontheir knees, Muslims get down on their knees with
their asses in the air. Atheists hold their heads up
proudly and kneel to no one and no thing.
Unknown
May 10th
Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish
Zombie can make you live forever if yousymbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him
that you accept him as your master, so he can
remove an evil force from your soul that is present
in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced
by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Unknown
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May 11th
The word God is for me nothing more than theexpression and product of human weaknesses, the
Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive
legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.
Albert Einstein
May 12th
For me the Jewish religion like all others is an
incarnation of the most childish superstitions...
And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong
and with whose mentality I have a deep affinity
have no different quality for me than all other
people.
Albert Einstein
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May 13th
Man has always required an explanation for all ofthose things in the world he did not understand. If
an explanation was not available, he created one.
Jim Crawford
May 14th
Millions of innocent men, women, and children,
since the introduction of Christianity, have beenburned, tortured, fined, and imprisoned, yet we
have not advanced one inch toward uniformity.
What has been the effect of coercion? To make
one half of the world fools and the other half
hypocrites.
Thomas Jefferson
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May 15th
What has your God done for you that you couldn`t
have done for yourself?
Jordan T. McQueen
May 16th
(On God) For someone who is supposed to be
perfect, we have to make an awful lot of excuses
for Him.
Anonymous
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May 17th
Religion is like a virus that affects the behavior of
its host in such a way as to propagate itself further.
Jack Pritchard
May 18th
The characters and events depicted in the damn
bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons,
living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Penn and Teller
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May 19th
Santa Clause, Magic, The Easter Bunny, God... If
you HAVE to believe in it, then it is not real.
N. Tyree
May 20th
Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind
in every stage of human history than any other
single idea.
Anonymous
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May 21st
If it turns out that there is a God, I dont think thathes evil. But the worst that you can say about him
is that basically hes an underachiever.
Woody Allen
May 22nd
If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God
who would choose to save people on the basis ofthe totality of their lives and not the pattern of their
words. I think he would prefer an honest and
righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every
word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is
foul, foul, foul.
Isaac Asimov
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May 23rd
It will yet be the proud boast of women that they
never contributed a line to the Bible.
George W. Foote
May 24th
On the first day, man created God.
Anonymous
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May 25th
You do not need the Bible to justify love, but no
better tool has been invented to justify hate.
Richard A. Weatherwax
May 26th
God should be executed for crimes against
humanity.
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May 27th
A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth
is the truth even if nobody believes it.
David Stevens
May 28th
Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame
gays than let orphans have a family.
Steven Colbert
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May 29th
History teaches us that no other cause has
brought more death than the word of god.
Giulian Buzila
May 30th
People will then often say, But surely its better to
remain an Agnostic just in case? This, to me, suggests
such a level of silliness and muddle that I usually edgeout of the conversation rather than get sucked into it.
(If it turns out that I ve been wrong all along, and there
is in fact a god, and if it further turned out that this kind
of legalistic, cross-your-fingers-behind-your-back,
Clintonian hair-splitting impressed him, then I think I
would choose not to worship him anyway.)
Douglas Adams
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May 31st
If all the Christians who have called otherChristians not really a Christian were to vanish,
there would be no Christians left.
Anonymous
June 1st
Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill
people.
David Viaene
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June 2nd
I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary
cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism,
sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then
sends me to hell if Im bad.
Mike Fuhrman
June 3rd
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a
whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
Chapman Cohen
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June 4th
When one person suffers from a delusion, it iscalled insanity. When many people suffer from a
delusion it is called religion.
Robert Pirsig
June 5th
I wonder who got the shit job of scouring theplanet for the 15000 species of butterfly or the
8800 species of ant they eventually took on board
Noahs Ark. But at least we got that magical
rainbow for all their trouble.
Azura Skye
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June 6th
I have no need for religion, I have a conscience.
Anonymous
June 7th
The finality of death is the coldest truth one must
face. Religion makes the perfect distraction.
Anonymous
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June 8th
If God created the world, then who created god?
and who created whoever created god? Sosomewhere along the line something had to just be
there. So why cant we just skip the idea of god
and go straight to earth?
Ryan Hanson
June 9th
If we expect God to subscribe to one religion atthe exclusion of all the others, then we should
expect damnation as a matter of chance. This
should give Christians pause when expounding
their religious beliefs, but it does not.
Sam Harris
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June 10th
Atheists will celebrate life, while youre in church
celebrating death.
Anonymous
June 11th
I have never seen the slightest scientific proof ofthe religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life
for individuals, or of a personal God. So far as
religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned
fake Religion is all bunk.
Thomas Edison
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June 12th
Fundamentalism, of any type, due to itsprerequisite lack of intelligent thought, could prove
to be the worst weapon of mass destruction, of all.
David J. Constable
June 13th
Most religions prophecy the end of the world and
then consistently work together to ensure that
these prophecies come true.
Anonymous
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June 14th
Todays religion will be the futures mythology. Bothbelieved at one time by many; but proved wrong
by the clever.
Steven Crocker
June 15th
The Bible - A Fairytale book of rules brainwashing
millions. Obliviously used to help create war, kill,
hate, judge and discriminate.
Anonymous
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June 16th
Dressing up Christian ideas about God in language
such as `an eternal and free agency` is nothing butthe creation of a smokescreen of meaningless
jargon in an attempt to make superstition appear
sophisticated.
Edmund Standing
June 17th
Freedom of Religion also constitutes Freedom
FROM Religion.
Bradley Wood
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June 18th
Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for
weak-minded people who need strength in
numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their
noses in other people's business.
Jesse The Body/Mind` Ventura
June 19th
Minds are like parachutes, they both work best
when open.
Thomas R.Dewar
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June 20th
An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built
instead of a church. An Atheist believes that a
deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An
Atheist strives for involvement in life and not
escape into death. He wants disease conquered,
poverty vanished, war eliminated.
Madalyn Murray O`Hair
June 21st
Man will never be free until the last king is
strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
Denis Diderot
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June 22nd
The Bible provides justification for evil, without it
we would have heaven on earth.
Hannah Smith
June 23rd
The theory seems to be that so long as a man is a
failure he is one of God`s children, but that as soon
as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
Henry Louis Mencken
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June 24th
When I point out fallacies in religious logic,
adherents tell me that the human brain cannot
comprehend God. They also tell me that God
created the human brain. God is clearly inept.
Matthew Benjamin Smith
June 25th
Beware the man of one book.
Saint Thomas Aquinas
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June 26th
Religion is single-handedly the number one killer in
the history of man.
Bradley Wood
June 27th
I believe in finding your purpose in life and doingwhatever it takes or you feel inside to fulfill it. I
believe in the human spirit and am amazed at how
strong and capable we are when confronted with
challenges and opportunities.
Joseph Andreula
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June 28th
God represents all that is hope. He is not
mankind`s saviour.
Bradley Wood
June 29th
Thus I came... to a deep religiosity, which,
however, reached an abrupt end at the age of 12.Through the reading of popular scientific books I
soon reached a conviction that much in the stories
of the Bible could not be true... Suspicion against
every kind of authority grew out of this
experience... an attitude which has never left me.
Albert Einstein
J 30 h
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June 30th
What has been Christianitys fruits? Superstition,
Bigotry and Persecution.
James Madison
July 1st
Religion is the biggest hoax ever perpetuated
upon mankind.
Unknown
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July 2nd
It will not do to investigate the subject of religion
too closely, as it is apt to lead to Infidelity.
Abraham Lincoln
July 3rd
Anything which can, or which is meant to be,interpreted individually, as is the Bible an all other
holy literature, cannot be held for any measure of
intrinsic or empirical value.
Adam Terrio
J l 4th
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July 4th
Religion has tricked people into believing that theywill be rewarded for their ignorance by calling it
`faith`.
Anonymous
July 5th
Do what you enjoy, and you will enjoy what you
do.
Baljit Sethi
J l 6th
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July 6th
Religion is single-handedly the number one killer in
the history of man.
Bradley Wood
July 7th
I look forward to the day the cross sits discarded
beside the swastika as just another reminder of the
dangers of blind faith.
Craig Smith
J l 8th
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July 8th
The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with noanswers and no argument.
George Carlin
July 9th
Anything which can, or which is meant to be,interpreted individually, as is the Bible an all other
holy literature, cannot be held for any measure of
intrinsic or empirical value.
Adam Terrio
J l 10th
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July 10th
The theory seems to be that so long as a man is afailure he is one of God`s children, but that as soon
as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
Henry Louis Mencken
July 11th
Praying is like a rocking chair - it`ll give you
something to do, but won`t get you anywhere.
Gypsy Rose Lee
July 12th
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July 12th
God is a creation of man, not the other wayaround.
Brent Matthew
July 13th
But this book has no answers! (whilst reading the
bible)
Homer Simpson
July 14th
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July 14th
Science strives to overcome ignorance. Religionperpetuates and exploits it.
Darren Marfleet
July 15th
The `holyland` is the largest mental asylum in the
world: each patient claiming that their imaginary
god is more powerful than others.
Unknown
July 16th
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July 16th
The bible is not my book nor Christianity myreligion, I could never give assent to the long
complicated statements of Christian dogma.
Abraham Lincoln
July 17th
While on the verge of death, pray to god. If life
prevails, it is a miracle. If death prevails, it is god`s
plan. Praying is for feeble minds.
Nick Baldwin
July 18th
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July 18th
The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever
dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper
and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine
adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by theirprayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive
this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of
evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the
oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all
history.
Robert A Heinlein
July 19th
Children are born atheist until they got infected by
the disease of religion; like a virus, religion
spreads...
Unknown
July 20th
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July 20th
Religion is the refuge of the morally weak and theintellectually lazy.
Craig Smith
July 21st
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by
one who speaks without knowledge, of things
without parallel.
Ambrose Bierce
July 22nd
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July 22nd
Christianity is a self-regulating delusion, spawnedin ignorance and perpetuated in the fear and guilt
it inspires.
Unknown
July 23rd
Ask a true scientist a very profound question onhis science, and he will be silent. Ask a true
religious person a very simple question on his
religion, and he will be frenzied.
Kedar Joshi
July 24th
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July 24th
The truth always gets ruined when somebody triesto make a religion out of it.
Jon-Paul Diefenbach
July 25th
Who is more humble? The scientist who looks at
the universe with an open mind and acceptswhatever the universe has to teach us, or
somebody who says everything in this book must
be considered the literal truth and never mind the
fallibility of all the human beings involved?
Carl Sagan
July 26th
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July 26th
Raise a man to serve god, and he may do good.Raise one to serve mankind and he certainly will.
Michael Wagner
July 27th
I am the creator and the destroyer, I am he that
defines all worlds. I bring life to the lifeless, I rain
death on all that lives. My judgement is supreme. Iencompass all things, I am the progenitor of good
and evil. I created sin, I cause its every pain. Hell is
of my works. I am the source of all gods. I create
gods on a whim, I destroy gods with a thought. I
am man.
Craig Smith
July 28th
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July 28th
Believers are Skeptical of Skepticism.
Piyush Lodha
July 29th
Believing in God is like believing that their is a pot
of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Jay Sharples
July 30th
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July 30th
Ancient or Age-old are not synonym of Facts &Evidence.
Piyush Lodha
July 31st
Now that I don`t believe, I can`t believe that I ever
did.
Anonymous
August 1st
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August 1st
If I gave you a hundred years to come up with away to control the minds of millions of people,
you`d probably come up with religion.
Anonymous
August 2nd
Live your moments for what they are; not for what
they may become.
Suzanne Robin
August 3rd
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August 3rd
There is no god but man.
Aleister Crowley
August 4th
Religion causes intellectual and moral atrophy by
removing reason and independent thought. It robs
its followers of themselves.
Craig Smith
August 5th
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August 5th
All religions are founded on the fear of the manyand the cleverness of the few.
Unknown
August 6th
What is `God`? Well, you know, when you want
something really bad and you close your eyes and
you wish for it? God`s the guy that ignores you.
Steve Buscemi
August 7th
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August 7th
Men who believe a man could walk on water willbelieve anything.
Anonymous
August 8th
I look at the atrocities of man, and I think to
myself: I hope there is a supreme being so I can
sock him in the face just before he judges me.
Gary L.A.Birge
August 9th
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August 9th
If you were on your death bed, would you rather apreacher come to save you, or a doctor?
Hanna Slough
August 10th
Live Life before it leaves you.
Chirag Purohit
August 11th
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August 11th
How can anyone devote any of their time and 10%
of their gross income to someone they have never
shook hands with?
William Anthony
August 12th
When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I
used to think that he went everywhere with me,
and that I could talk to him and that he could hear
me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff.
And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.
Jimmy Carr
August 13th
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g
To understand via the heart is not to understand.
Michel de Montaigne
August 14th
Do not pass by my epitaph, traveler. But having
stopped, listen and learn, then go your way. There
is no boat in Hades, no ferryman Charon, Nocaretaker Aiakos, no dog Cerberus. All we who are
dead below Have become bones and ashes, but
nothing else. I have spoken to you honestly, go on,
traveler, lest even while dead I seem talkative to
you.
Ancient Roman Tombstone
August 15th
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g
An atheist doesn`t have to be someone who thinks
he has a proof that there can`t be a god. He only
has to be someone who believes that the evidence
on the God question is at a similar level to the
evidence on the werewolf question.
John McCarthy
August 16th
If god is real then we might as well let Santa Claus
and the Easter Bunny come out of hiding too.
Ryan Schimmelpfennig
August 17th
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g
When faith is given credibility as a tool to
understand the universe, no flavor of espoused
nonsense should come as a surprise.
Karl Johanson
August 18th
The key to praying is talking to yourself and
pretending someone intelligent is listening.
Craig Smith
August 19th
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g
It would be amazing if there was an invisible friend
who magically solved all my problems by just
asking him. Unfortunately that isn`t true, and I`m
not gonna lie to myself into thinking so just
because it makes me feel better.
Anonymous
August 20th
I am convinced that everyone can develop a good
heart and a sense of universal responsibility with
or without religion.
Dalai Lama
August 21st
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There is no god higher than truth.
Mahatma Gandhi
August 22nd
Delusion is a sickness that is well protected
against science; its only known treatment, hope
pharmacists will one day find pills for it.
Murtada Abdelrazig
August 23rd
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The only words missing from the bible are onceupon a time and happily ever after.
D. L. Foster
August 24th
All the atheist as asking the theist to do is to use
the same logic he used to deduce that all religion
other than his is false to deduce his is also false.
Kevin Ramsey
August 25th
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I find it more than mere coincidence that the
person holding the collection plate is the sameperson who wants me to believe everything he
says despite the overwhelming lack of evidence.
Kevin Ramsey
August 26th
There is no such thing as good and evil, only right
and wrong.
Greg Johns
August 27th
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Fundamentalists believe the problem is eating from
the Tree of Knowledge. Atheists believe the
problem is cutting it down.
Arthur Shuey
August 28th
Don`t let your imagination be decided for you.
Greg Sariti
August 29th
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The mob always has the reasonable person at adisadvantage.
Patrick Simons
August 30th
Truth is that which stands up to any degree of
questioning.
Patrick Simons
August 31st
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How can i believe in Gods that let all of theirpeople suffer?
Unknown
September 1st
A perfect being requires nothing, certainly not thesimpering praise of lesser beings; the god of the
bible is an impossibility.
Craig Smith
September 2nd
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I don`t respect your religious beliefs, I simplytolerate your limitations.
Sonia Ibarra
September 3rd
Suppose we`ve chosen the wrong god. Every timewe go to church we`re just making him madder
and madder.
Homer Simpson
September 4th
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Truth is my god, and I will have no other godsbefore it.
Sonia Ibarra
September 5th
Faith is belief without and against evidence andreason; coincidentally that`s also the definition of
delusion.
Craig Smith
September 6th
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Prayer is a persons way of protecting themselves
from the realization that they are unwilling to do
anything.
Stephen du Buis
September 7th
I reckon I can match any religious person in theLove Stakes, but I must admit they have me easily
beat in the Hate Race.
T. Crossley
September 8th
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Your success: It`s up to others to believe it`spossible. It`s up to you to make it happen.
Brent Dmitruk
September 9th
A God who would order the gruesome death bystoning of a firewood gatherer on the Sabbath is
an illogical and absurd command from someone
who is supposedly the the giver of life.
Hugo Boss
September 10th
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Morals are not taught in the bible, obedience is.
Dustin Rgnonti
September 11th
Faith is belief without and against evidence andreason; coincidentally that`s also the definition of
delusion.
Craig Smith
September 12th
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If God has a plan for you, why do you look bothways before crossing the street.
Mike H.
September 13th
I love and I hate because I am a non-believer.Believers, on the other hand, love and pretend not
to hate.
Selvi Yang
September 14th
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If we are to praise god for all things good, then weare also to blame him for all things bad.
Benny Horton
September 15th
If God gave man free will, and this free will lead usto not believe in God, then why would he damn me
to hell for something he has clearly caused?
Unknown
September 16th
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A key difference between an atheist and a religious
man is that the religious man is too scared to
question religion.
Chad Moon
September 17th
Like Zeus and Apollo, all of today`s gods will one
day make for nothing more than fanciful literature.
Brent Matthew
September 18th
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Reason is the greatest enemy that faith has.
First Baptist Church
September 19th
No heathen tribe has conceived so grotesque an
idea, involving as it does the assumption that man
was born with a hereditary stain upon him: andthat this stain (for which he was not personally
responsible) was to be atoned for: and that the
creator of all things had to sacrifice his only
begotten son to neutralize this mysterious curse.
Major Yeats Brown
September 20th
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Religion is based on ancient traditions based on
superstitions based on the absence of
understanding. The more we learn, the more thebases crumble and so shall too traditions of old. A
higher society shall rise. No more discrimination.
No more hatred. No more fear. No more lies.
David Degnan
September 21st
God is just Satan with better public relations.
Ted Hart
September 22nd
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Please, let your kids get to a reasonable agebefore you try and brainwash them!
Antichrist Jason Hart
September 23rd
They say Jerusalem is proof Jesus walk on earth. Isay the Empire building is proof King Kong scaled
it.
Ben Rodriguez
September 24th
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Imagination of a few, fuels the belief of millions.
Piyush Lodha
September 25th
If you tell a lie long enough, people will think its the
truth. And that is how religion began.
Rodolfo Perez
September 26th
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Thank God I`m an atheist.
Unknown
September 27th
A Christian reads the bible. An atheist understands
it.
Ben J. Eriksen
September 28th
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Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is
born with belief in anything. Infants are atheistsuntil they are indoctrinated.
Andy Rooney
September 29th
The pioneers and missionaries of religion havebeen the real cause of more trouble and war than
all other classes of mankind.
Edgar Allan Poe
September 30th
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A skeptic is a person who would ask god for his IDcard.
Edgar Shoaff
October 1st
Fantastic doctrines (like Christianity or Islam or
Marxism) require unanimity of belief. One dissentercasts doubt on the creed of millions. Thus the fear
and hate; thus the torture chamber, the iron stake,
the gallows, the labor camp, the psychiatric ward.
Edward Abbey
October 2nd
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Whatever we cannot easily understand we call
god; this saves much wear and tar on the braintissues.
Edward Abbey
October 3rd
The Bible and Church have been the greateststumbling block in the way of womens
emancipation.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
October 4th
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The philosophy of Atheism represents a concept of
life without any metaphysical Beyond or Divine
Regulator. It is the concept of an actual, real world
with its liberating p, expanding and beautifyingpossibilities, as against an unreal world, which,
with its spirits, oracles, and mean contentment has
kept humanity in helpless degradation.
Emma Goldman
October 5th
Coming from Apes is so much better than dirt.
Engie Mangio
October 6th
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but no able? Then he
is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then
he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Thenwhence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
Epicurus
October 7th
It is an interesting and demonstrable fact, that allchildren are atheists and were religion not
inculcated into their minds, they would remain so.
Ernestine Rose
October 8th
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A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truthis the truth even if no one believes it.
Anonymous
October 9th
Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to
natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all of whichmay be guides to a outward moral virtue, even if
religion vanished; but religious superstition
dismounts all theses and erects an absolute
monarchy in the minds of men.
Francis Bacon
October 10th
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I prayed for freedom for twenty years, but receivedno answer until i prayed with my legs.
Frederick Douglass
October 11th
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth
than lies.
Friedrich Nietzsche
October 12th
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For most people, religion is nothing more than asubstitute for a malfunctioning brain.
Gene Roddenberry
October 13th
Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but i reject
them all.
Gene Roddenberry
October 14th
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I used to believe in god, until I reached the age ofreason.
George Carlin
October 15th
Every religion in the world that has destroyed
people is based on love.
Anton Lavey
October 16th
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Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all
time. Think about it. Religion has actuallyconvinced people that theres an invisible man
living in the sky.
George Carlin
October 17th
Religion is just mind control.
George Carlin
October 18th
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Faith is a moral failing.
George Felis
October 19th
Religious controversies are always productive ofmore acrimony and irreconcilable hatreds that
those which spring from any other cause.
George Washington
October 20th
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They must find it difficult, those who have takenauthority as truth rather than truth as authority.
Gerald Massey
October 21st
History teaches us that no other cause has
brought more death than the word of god.
Giulian Buzila
October 22nd
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I hope we raise our children to believe in humanpotential not god.
Gloria Steinem
October 23rd
Us humans need to be forgiven from out wrongdoings by a superior individual to live in peace,
Even if it takes an invisible god.
Guillermo Garcia
October 24th
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You are a good person because you feardamnation. I am a good person without obligation.
Guillermo Garcia
October 25th
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie
by telling you how it ends! well I say there are
some things that we dont want to know! Important
things!
Ned Flanders
October 26th
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You need less imagination to believe that the world
has just always existed than believing a godmagically appeared who then with his magic
powers created the world and everything else.
Nico Fourie
October 27th
Truth in matters of religion is simply the opinion
that has survived.
Oscar Wilde
October 28th
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Believing in gods always causes confusion.
Pearl S. Buck
October 29th
Surely you dont believe in the gods. Whats your
argument? Wheres your proof?
Aristophanes
October 30th
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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in
the occurrence of the improbably. A man full offaith is simply one who has lost or never had the
capacity for clear and realistic thought.
Henry louis Mencken
October 31st
Ive always wondered if there was a god. And now
i know there is - and its me.
Homer Simpson
November 1st
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Reason Shapes the future, but superstition infectsthe present.
Iain M Banks
November 2nd
It is usually when men are at their most religiousthat they behave with the least sense and the
greatest cruelty.
Ilka Chase
November 3rd
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Absence of evidence is evidence of absence
Anonymous
November 4th
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in
one fewer god than you do. When you understand
why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you
will understand why I dismiss yours.
Stephen Roberts
November 5th
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Youre basically killing each other to see whos got
the better imaginary friend.
Richard Jeni
November 6th
Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as
when they do it for religious convictions.
Blaise Pascal
November 7th
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a
new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesnt
work that way so I stole one and asked Him to
forgive me.
Emo Philips
November 8th
Having a christian threaten me with hell is like
having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura.
Josh Thomas
November 9th
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Dont pray in my school, and I wont think in your
church.
Unknown
November 10th
The church says the earth is flat, but I know that is
is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon,
and I have more faith in a shadow than in the
church.
Ferdinand Magellan
November 11th
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Facts do not cease to exist because they are
ignored.
Aldous Huxley
November 12th
A mans ethical behavior should be based
effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties;no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed
be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of punishment and hope of reward after death.
Albert Einstein
November 13th
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You keep believing, Ill keep evolving.
Unknown
November 14th
Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides
people, Controls people, Deludes people.
Carlespie Mary Alice McKinney
November 15th
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Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God
superior to themselves. Most Gods have themanners and morals of a spoiled child.
Robert A. Heinlein
November 16th
As people become more intelligent they care less
for preacher and more for teachers.
Robert G. Ingersoll
November 17th
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Which is it, is man one of Gods blunders or is God
one of mans?
Friedrich Nietzsche
November 18th
The easy confidence with which I know anothermans religion is folly teaches me to suspect that
my own is also.
Mark Twain
November 19th
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Praying is like a rocking chair-- itll give you
something to do, but it wont get you anywhere.
Gypsy Rose Lee
November 20th
Saying you dont believe in magic but you dobelieve in god is a bit like saying you dont have
sex with dogs except labradors.
Jimmy Carr
November 21st
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They only thing about Jesus was his hands.
Unkown
November 22nd
I hope we raise our children to believe in humanpotential not god.
Gloria Steinem
November 23rd
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Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest
enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
November 24th
A tyrant must put on the appearance of
uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less
apprehensive of illegal treatment from a rulerwhom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the
other hand, they do less easily move against him,
believing that he has the gods on his side.
Aristotle
November 25th
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There is no absolute knowledge. Ant those who
claim it, whether they are scientists or dogmatists,
open the door to tragedy. All information is
imperfect.
Jacob Bronowski
November 26th
I have seldom met an intelligent person whose
views were not narrowed and distorted by religion.
James Bunchanan
November 27th
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During almost fifteen centuries has the legal
establishment of Christianity been on trial. What
has been its fruits? More or less, in all places,
pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and
servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry,
and persecution.
James Madison
November 28th
Religious bondage shackles and debilitates themind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.
James Madison
November 29th
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Everyman thinks God is on his side. The rich and
powerful know he is.
Jean Anouilh
November 30th
Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask noquestions.
Jerry Falwell
December 1st
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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for
weak-minded people who need strength innumbers.
Jesse Ventura
December 2nd
The constant assertion of belief is an indication offear.
Jiddu Krishnamurti
December 3rd
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Nothing is more dangerous than active ignorance.
Johann Wolfgang con Goethe
December 4th
God is an essence that we know nothing of. Untilthis awful blasphemy is got rid of, there never will
be any liberal science in the world.
John Adams
December 5th
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Men create gods after their own image, not only
with regard to their form, but with regard to theirmode of life.
Aristotle
December 6th
This would be the best of all possible worlds ifthere were no religion in it.
John Adams
December 7th
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The time appears to me to have come when it is
the duty of all to make their dissent from religionknown.
John Stuart Mill
December 8th
we have just enough religion to make us hate butnot enough religion to make us love one another.
Jonathan Swift
December 9th
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In some awful, strange, paradoxical way, atheists
tend to take religion more seriously than thepractitioners.
Jonathan Miller
December 10th
A belief which leaves no place for doubt is not abelief; it is a superstition.
Jose Bergamin
December 11th
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Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a
ruler but the las fading smile of a cosmic Cheshirecat.
Julian Huxley
December 12th
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, theheart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless
conditions. It is the opium of the people.
Karl Marx
December 13th
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The first requisite of the happiness of the people is
the abolition of religion.
Karl Marx
December 14th
Sensible men no longer believe in miracles; theywere invented by priests to humbug the peasants.
King Alfonso
December 15th
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of
unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for itterrifying and absolutely vile.
Kurt Vonnegut
December 16th
It may be that our role on this planet is not toworship God, but to create him.
Arthur C. Clarke
December 17th
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I don not believe in any religion. I will have nothing
to do with immortality. We are miserable enough inthis life without speculating upon another.
Lord Bryon
December 18th
Fear is the mother of all gods. Nature does allthings spontaneously by herself without their
meddling.
Lucretius
December 19th
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Mr. Clemens was once asked whether he feared
death. He said that he did not, in view of the fact
that he had been dead for billions and billions ofyears before he was born, and had not suffered
the slightest inconvenience from it.
Mark Twain
December 20th
A man is accepted into a church for what hebelieves and he is turned out for what he knows.
Mark Twain
December 21st
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Faith is believing something you know aint true.
Mark Twain
December 22nd
It aint the parts of the bible that I cant understandthat bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Mark Twain
December 23rd
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Miracles do not happen.
Matthew arnold
December 24th
Theres a gullible side to the American people.They can be easily misled. Religion is the best
device used to mislead them.
Michael Moore
December 25th
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In the absence of fear there is little faith.
Michael Pain
December 26th
One of the great tragedies of mankind is thatmorality has been hijacked by religion.
Arthur C. Clarke
December 27th
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The skeptic does not mean him who doubts, but
him who investigates or researches, as opposed tohim who asserts and thinks that he has found.
Miguel De Unamuno
December 28th
The most heinous and the most cruel crimes of
which history has record have been committedunder the cover of religion or equally noble
motives.
Mohandas K Gandhi
December 29th
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All religions have been made by men.
Napoleon Bonaparte
December 30th
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping commonpeople quiet.
Napoleon Bonaparte
December 31st
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering
the rich.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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